need to disable the damn script cause com does not allow it....
the damn immem, i upload full track, they change to 30 second preview.

damn, my com got severe virus, unable to post for the next ????
-yu han house party..

went back to dunman high on fri, get the disc with our picture, then the whole group went to bugis to makan... on the way to the mrt, the whole group was damn kiam pa, we stop in the middle of the crowd, then point at a certain direction, leaving those people looking there, uncertain about whats happening, then later, walking to the bus stop, we all sudenly squat down, leaving some people continue walking, and the ppl at the bus stop looking at us like ????? at the underpass, the whole group freeze, and yan ci just chiong out to one person and said "i love your guitar..."

very kiam pa, originally wanted to crowd aroung a car, do mass dance on the mrt, andworst, pretend got terrorist, all squat down on mrt, yong quan said that if got one ppl go press the emergency button, misuse, 5k fine....

whole group squeeze one cabin, three members never squeeze in, then at the next stop, yan ci and jun li wait there for them, did some action, like very sad that the mrt left, then ppl from the other mrt looking at them .....

go bugis makan, squeeze two tables, jia yi wearing sch uni as got sec 1 registration, on the way there got jay walk... [ mr thana not there...] then go fifth floor of nlb, got small garden, then go play ice and water.... so old liao still play... libriary guy came, all go downstairs, played some games from theatresports play till four plus, then discuss, next time go shaw tower that area makan steamboat.... go home got tution... okay with the damn A math... textbook got no explanation .... saw old friends...

you know that you know them
you know that they know you
but we all fake ignorance...

theatresports rocks...
there are 7 group originally

-yi xiang tian kai [once think sky open]
the opening is one girls in centre, two group of friends, one theatre one sport, combine together becomes theatresports...

-bu nen shou de nerdy [cannot say nerdy]
one guy say parent don't allow girl friend but will come in 10 step, then the girl friend find a cowgirls instead... havoc... then cheer

-yang guang bang bang tang [sunshine lollipop]
a kong fu oppening, many kind of lollipop, got energetic, naughty, poetic, cute, all add up to be sunshine lollipop

-mei fu lai er [mayfly]
use the lin jun jie : liu xing zhu jiao song to do cheer

-lin lin liu [006]
the story of drug dealer, little girl, special agent: 006

-hui she hui [grey society]
intro got different kind of advertisement, the m1 mobai india, gatsby, silky girl... then they say they exist between evil and good, the yin yang sign, the grey society.

-qing chun xiao man tou [young man tou]
two man tou, one innocent and young, one wild, with two servant, a maggi mee/mee pok , an old story teller, two clothes seller.

got into 006 first, but lost the match, so join the man tou group... storyline:

[music intro: its cooking time, then say group name]

old guy: let me tell you a man tou story, once there was two man tou one innocent and young, one wild and seroius, very good friend..

[the two man tou playing]

old guy: one day, the wild man tou got a job...

wild man tou: eh i got a job, bug me one more time and i throw you in to east coast park sea.

old guy: the second day, the young man tou still come

[wild man tou throw young man tou off the stage.]

old guy: then wild man tou went shopping

clothes seller: le long le long...

[wild man tou and a maggie mee fighting for a clothes]

wild man tou: chou maggie mee, the next time i see you, i whack you...

old guy: the next day... [wild man tou and maggie mee enter, but maggie mee become mee pok]

wild man tou: damn maggie mee, DA BAO, XIAO BAO (big bun and small bun)

two bao: here!!! [in chinese is 'zai']

wild man tou: whack him

two bun: yes mam....[move to mee pok] you don't move... [then hit in sissy manner]

wild man tou: don't think you rebond your hair i can't recognise you...

mee pok: but i'm mee pok....

wild man tou: eh really ah..... sorry... da bao xiao bao, bring him to hospital

two bun: yes mam [drag mee pok off stage]

[wild man tou call to boyfriend]

wild man tou: eh boy friend i damn angry go pasir ris fisshiong don't be late....

old guy: [who act boy friend] eh...eh... but i never come...

wild man tou: i very sian boyfriend never come... da bao xiao bao...

two bun: here!!!

wild man tou: go find my boyfriend

two bun: yes mam [jump pff stage, go to audience, asking if got see mam boyfriend]

wild man tou : forget it, return

two bun: yes mam [return to stage]

wild man tou: eh i got fish...

[fish up young man tou]

wild man tou: what are you doing here, i thought i throw you into east coast park...

young man tou: i floated from east coast to pasir ris [very cool stlye, flick the hair...the two clothes seller, waving hands, like shinning stars...]

wild man tou: [move to audience] i think i fell in love, will you marry me...

young man tou: i do...

[everyone dance their way out do cheer]

cheer:
hey hey man tou friends, order now and get it fresh...
[clap] man tou [clap clap] man tou lets go..
wo men shuai wo men cool -we are handsome and cool
wo men qing chun but ba shu -we are young not afraid to lose
ni offer -you offer
wo accept -we accept
da jia yi qi bom bi bi -everyone together bom bi bi

bom bi bi bi bi
bom bi bi bi bi
bom bi bi bi bi

qing chun xiao man tou yeh -young man tou yeh

pic next post.

yeh... the competiton is over.... and we won first man 1 first!!!!
some of the link, posting pic if got time...
http://theatre-sg.blogspot.com/


http://www.tfarmers.org/index.htm

got pic of jacky... CLAP......

went to theatre sport, learn some theatre thingy, some of the game learnt are damn nice, can play if got time. our instructor is JACKY...... the paedophile... [just joking ....] everytime he laughed, your in deep trouble, giving you the worst acting role.... these are the beginners game in theatresport...

hat game:
you wear a hat , the oppenent too, then you must take the oppenent hat, when you are having conversation, like call him to pick up something then take his hat, and you must say "yes i will... but " eg [okay i help u pick up wallet, ....argh, my spine...]

most use of an object:
using one item become many item , like a pen become a handphone... wand, spoon, but must act out

Sit Stand Lie:
this game is three ppl performing a show, but the position must always be one sitting one lying on the floor, one standing, must change position for everyone [one guy very good at sit stand lie, then ppl call him "sister lie" ]

making faces:
this is to do a funny face behind a person, like swear, kick, then if got caught then must explain.
eg : the boss say : "what u doing behind my back, the funny face" the worker said: 'muscle crams..." [get more points if do infront of the person directly]

moving bodies:
two ppl game, per group. one person cannot move, like a robot, then another person must help him move his bodiy, the person acting the robot, can decide their own speech., the one moving the body must co-operate

Double figures:
this game require two ppl per group, one infront, place his hand at his back, and another person behind, his hand going under the armpit [of the guy standing infront], pretending to be the hand of the person infront. front guy say, while the "hands" follow and co-operate

3 word at a time:
every sentence can only contain three word, eg "hey you, look at the sky" -change to- "you look sky" a nice summary, three words...

rhyming:
damn hard... the last word of your sentence must try to rhyme with the last word said by your oppenent.... hell lots of "la", "ah".... teacher said its, important to remember the damn chi poems.

die:
sound nice, easy too... one group of ppl standing in a role, start to tell a story, plot given by the audience... one guy say first, then the teacher will point to another person then must continue the story, cannot continue, then have to die.... how to die: you must kill yourself with ???? the before dying, say those regretful stuff, [tip: sayn you see god, or devil in hell]

3 things in a minute:
a two ppl game... one person go out of class, while the other stay in there. the audience decide what three things you have, "special appearance: no lips [for ppl outside]" , " the occupation of the one outside" , " the one inside -relationship- with one outside, [teacher and pupil]"
the one inside the class, will be saboed these three things, and have to act out, but cannot say out.

status [high/low]:
for eg, a pair of people must act high class, when they have low class job [toilet cleaner compare how high class, by saying how much they earn and ....] then high class ppl must act low class [president compare how bad the country is] the trick for "act low class" is not to say anything, just say yes, sorry...

master and servant:
the show start with one with high status then one low status, then in the show, they must change the role of master and servant with sensible reason. eg "the maid serve mum tea.... the maid suddenly want to kill mum, mum beg for mercy.... the mum call agent to come, maid beg for mercy...."

slow motion commentary:
two pair of people... one pair be the "comment-er" other pair be actor of slow motion
usually got [the competition of ???? ] then the slow motion actor will act out, the the "comment-er" will say until very fast .... thus the irony, both must co-operate suit one another, act hen say or say then act.

song:
act out a show... all the things you say must be in forms of singing... follow a tune or create
[ i only have eng song, come to chi die liao...]

commercial:
-never learn...-

these are the harder games

list:
the audience, write stuff on piece of paper, fold, throw on stage. the actor must pick up paper, and continue acting, must follow the story line... main three point to write is "a sentence the actor must say" , "and action the actor must do" , "some chinese phrases"

emotional replay:
few ppl act a show, with no emotion. then later audience decide their emotion, till the sad become happy.... very extreme

Revere the scene:
act out a miny show, after you finish, you pause there, and rewind everything. your speech must go backward for eg: "i love eggs" becomes "eggs love i" action must also rewind. many people ended up using "three words at a time" if forget the line then go "@!$$@#" rubbish.

in the style of... :
for eg: ppl go supermarket "in the style of... cowboy" then instead of taking things off the shelves, then must act using the cowboy rope take the things off the shelves. [none of us tried it]

Dubbing:
to replace other speech. you must say you own words in one voice and the other actor in another voice. the other actor just use action, never make sound but can mouth out the word for the person saying to guess, if cannot, then the one saying can anyhow say then the one acting kanna...

very okay... few terms used

offer:
this mean to continue the show by "offering new idea" eg: [two ppl talking together] eh, want to go supermarket ? "the offer is to go supermarket to continue the story"

blocking:
prevent the contining the story, eg: want go supermarket? NO. [declining the offer, is blocking]

negative:
any bad things, eg sexual scene, vulgarities...


through the whole thing, everyone said my junior Jia Yi was GAY...... "clap" he is SISSY + GAY [both meaning of gay] the future Vice chairman, chairman of cldds.... sad...

went to malaysia yesterday, bought black hawk down, disturbia, hotel rwanda, and bee movie, why buy .... don't know leh...got this lame cl theatresport thing, everyone damn sian, fell asleep half way... change the cursor to money for my blog

damn sian, go to see my friend blog, go to andrew blog, the second time this holiday, saw this on the tag board which regards the c box

4 Dec 07, 16:21
Professor Nitros Oxide: Alright then, the username is myfamoustalismans and password is Evilocity.

its dumb???? stupidity???? or innocent??? , naive???? young??? brainless????

waste time, read the damn sec 3 books, physic damn chim, wah... die liao.... finished bio and chem... geo half done... damn sian, watching show everyday, movie.... bought "the conqueor story" is that how u spell it? for $88... watch south park for the fifth time.. damn nice must watch...

my damn uncle that fucking cheapskate, wanted my aunt to bring his second daughter to japan, saying that since my aunt is going there for chess competition, bring along the second daughter to help her take photo and to learn jap. my aunt is damn gullible, naive, and took her to jap. that ass hole originally wanted to let the three daughter go to jap, but then to expensive... CHEAPSKATE!!!! never pay money at all. that damn cousin go ther wearing the bad conditioned shoe, go there buy new shoe, stay there play com, eat, sleep, shit in the high class hotel, all using my aunt money. aunt was grumblinh, saying that that butthole uncle pretend to be poor, say got no money cannot bring grandma to hospital for checkup, yet can whole family go to china...CHEAPSKATE. you hen pecked husband, fucker, jackass, cocksucker.....kanni na. asshole, act poor.

my dad wanted me to watch some chinese thingy, what ???? [lun yu] by some "kun fu zi" guy.... then there was this sentence, about parents... in chi, "fei ai" non love, refers to the fact like: the dad saying i work so hard, why can you just study. that is non-love. then the proffessor said, love is to let the child go, respect his opinion.... [useful for arguement.] then there was another thing about talking to people. if one is suppose to say something to someone, but did not say it, it is "shi yan" - wrong speech, but if one said something to someone but the wrong person, "shi ren" wrong person" .... good grief...

some people are too dumb, naive, easy fooled, there is one method in the 36 strategems, named: give them what they desire to get what you want. lets take baby powder-andrew for example....
what he wanted: 'the him' to join his blog thing [something he over do, created]
what the con guy should do: fake to be "the him' if asked to be verified, question there sincerity.
get password and user off course

3 Dec 07, 12:54
Professor Nitros Oxide: User? Probably none other than my nitros.oxide2000 and the password is Evilocity.

this thing taken from his c box...