this is eng video part one



part two



this got me 20/25 amazed

this is my cousin, jayden , so cute, got video of him sneezing
a dead bird, a pitiful sight for many
my share of pig blood...
family photo of my cousin. [left to right: maid, aunt with cousin on her laps, aunt's mother with cousin elder brother]

more blood in the pot of steamboat
friend in tuition class, note that the white mark is actually bird shit, dried up

wah, long time no post....
the main news:
-mr choo
-shu bei
-the class ball
-puvan rules
-blood
-splinter cell
-eng news video
-cldds

MR CHOO:
standard lessons on electricity, mr choo did two stupid thing, which was lame...
he gave us a worksheet, that was sec 4 work!!! not many did it, be guai, finished it like, so long ago. mr choo said:"i know that this is sec 4 work and i know that you people can handle it, so i teach it to you first then you will learn better in sec 4"

many ppl got the harry potter book and nisa was reading during lesson, then mr choo took the book, did he say that he would return after he finished??? then we finished the crap work, and beg mr choo to tell us about the story, then he started saying:" chapter 12, the hiding place, this is when volt meet current and said that the only way was to defeat resistance,......" so funny, that the class was laughing, carrer sickness....

doing the given work when mr choo came and saw the devil design on the file, and said, a picture reflects on one inner self, he said : got blood, devil, gun,..... do you want me to send you to counselling? mr choo, joking too much.


Shu Bei
that 'made in china' own me money, song, kopi,...... doing home econ and then, as expected, she chuck everything to me, and thenlater for the task analysis, it was pathetic, the teacher said to me " is this the work, if thats the case, you get one mark while she get zero... lol, i expected it to be like that.

mdm zhang had a talk with jee yong and later when jee yong return to class, we asked him what she said then shu bei came along saying :" jee yong, stop flirting with girls, must go for clever one, clever girls, LIKE ME." this is the worst part... jee yong need a mountain of at least an hourglass, but ehh... you a bamboo pole

take the intials and Lou Shu Bei becomes, LSB which makes people think of lesbian. it can work by rearranging the letters, lacking "A" & "N" she own me $$$$$

CLASS BALL
missing and found missing and found anything goes wrong is my fault, with that puvan talking a deal with muscles and gaining the most, how low life that is, linking to puvan rules

PUVAN RULES
that little pest set some rules, like eg, no swearing, no sticking out of the tongue, or else there is punishment, err, who is paying with you and your rules, baboons will prephaps, how old are you, living in a life to rich, your thinking is almost childish and you enjoy on doing the past, staying there pissing people off, and that was really low life, but inthe same time i'm delighted to have such fun, knowing that such a pathetic sub human creature still exist in this world, still in your own play world,you plainly survive on your body size, and weight, ithout them you are nothing, almost to the point that i can see you as no brian and all brawl, at least some kind of brian, or thinking can be found in dickcoinson, unlike you. after staying with the potatoe for a long time you are becoming a potatoe, with nothing better to do at times, as you're unable to appreciate the finer things in life, even though you are rich, but you way of leisure is lower than other, needing condition that are far behind for you to enjoy. everytime you do this, its a mockery to yourself, leaving a stronger opinion that you are a humiliation to yourself, still in the dark ages, lacking how to socialise and if anything fails, you use your muscles, but thats not gonna work in the future, a mockery, one of the worst one could ever get. you do not deserve to waste my effort on.

BLOOD
hey the taste of blood ain't bad... went to eat steamboat and with pig liver, one bowl of bloody pig liver all for me, threw it in the soup and the liver started to ooze out blood, and the blood drips into the soup, boiling up, ate the pig liver, too delicious to be describe, then the best part of all is drinking the blood, boiled. so nice , tasty, the taste of blood is always excellent, pictures on the next post...

SPLINTER CELL [SC]
started playing SC, after on display since pri 5... damn nice, need skil andlots of thinking. went through a training video and it say to cover up all tracks, so i did followed, leaving no bodies behind. killed three guy , don't know where to hide them so i just threw the body into the ravine, using thermal vision to see the dead body... can't find them, went down the tavine, but find no bodies, damn it.

ENG NEWS VIDEO
so happy, the video, i got 20/25, and the highest in the class was also 20 they are sam ng, dicky, sherrie, yup thats all. our emo riots video got me such a nice mark, blood and interviews only haha... our group average was the highest with:
NG: 20/25
SCT: 20/25
NISA: 19/25
FRANCESSCA: 19/25

won sherrie group by one mark as poor puvan got 18... so funny... A1 liao...

CLDDS
teacher suggest a blog for this, and the teacher wu never come today, a lost of money for the drink stall lady, as our teacher is a kopi addict like me... teacher want a new sportleader, wanting to suggest jia yi as if he goes, there is no need for loud speaker...

wa lao eh, you so bad ...

today the ce lesson is on racism, start off with a joke
a ppl from america, france, singapore, bangalah dash, were on a heli which was in the air
-america guy smoke a cigar, chuck it out of window as he said that there are hell lots of cigar at home.
-france guy sprayed some perfume, and threw bottle of perfume out of window, saying that at france there is lots of perfume.
-singapore guy was thinking .... what on earth does singapore have a lot in?
he later flung the bangalah dash out of the heli, saying that they have plenty of them...

then teacher asked our view on racist joke [ ps note that if you agre with racism, you go have a CHAT with the teacher] must act guai, so act lor... some reply is god damn funny...

got a new show at youtube, : FAMILY GUY. damn funny, some disgusting one, but mostly comedy. very nice carton violence, could not be better...

yeah, got soccer ball, but later lost it and now found it back but now under raj possesion, no longer ryan.

cldds: the teacher want us to act a crap thing for mid autum festival and the place is a bus stop.
currently, we got a lunatic from mental hospital, a depression case, a theft case, a guy dancing around on stage, knocking down cup noodles.
that wu lao shi, got EVIL, i repeat EVIL, and said: it would be much nicer if you sat on the cup noodle.... err, hello, that's not easy, damn malu, will die on stage and what if i laugh????

confusion appeared, 3 way, but which one?

wah sian, back to heli attack 3

god damn that hairy baboon.
26/06/07:
after recess in class, me and raj were talking when sudden that roger came with a newspaper rod and said: lets play caining...
-he could not hit raj, as they are of the same size...
-then he hit me lah,
i ran away from him as...
-mr ang: avoid if possible [ run away ]
-mdm zhang: you retaliate and it will be a fight [run away again]
then i ran around in class, then what do you expect, let him hit me, siao... animal instinct: "run awy from danger" i ran back to my seat , and then stop. i failed to notice roger who was behind me and later, felt a forceful blow, that should be a kick and of course "fell down" then what you expect...
-fell down, knock sherrie table.
-they claim that the spec fell on to the floor, me on ground sub conscious.
-puvan saw roger big foot landed on the spec.

Conclusion: I HAD TO PAY 50:50

what kind of lame crap is this. i'm the victim of both cases...
-pay sherrie specs,
-kicked by big foot

~~if i was a soccer ball~~
i would be the god damn soccer ball, kicked by big foot, that may or might not knocked sherrie spec on the floor, and when roger go take the soccer ball, and stepped on specs, does the soccer ball need to pay? : NO [if it is human, charge him for money.]

-replies by ppl-

MDM ZHANG: of, unlucky lor, pay 30 %
[since you know i'm innocent in the sense of unlucky, i should not pay]
sct run around in class
[then what, let baboon hit me?]

AUNTIES: go charge him for medical fees
-go police to apply for something that if anyone hit you, they pay fine
-go principal
-go publish in the newspaper...

Sherrie: i don't care you just pay course you are involved
[as if i wanna play with big foot]
my mum is angry
[so, i told you i ain't gonna pay...]

~BONUS POINT~
mdm zhang : sherrie mum is civilise
sherrie mum: i don't care, just tell them to pay. / why are you wasting time talking to them, just tell them to pay 50:50
[this is the meaning of civilise... zhang claimed that MAYBE sherrie mum came back from work stresssed out, after hearing this went mad. serious, I LAUGH MAN I TELL YOU]

Puvan:
-bigfoot landed on the specs
-bigfoot kicked me

haha, so funny... want me to pay dream on....
mum wanna claim med. fees for this and zhang said:"in the fit of anger he might say that roger kicked him, raj never say roger kicked him" wanna have witness, raj told me that to me and my mum.... so "IN THE FIT OF ANGER" is bullshit. i pay mean i admit i'm in the wrong, but seriously... "TELL ME WHAT I DO WRONG LAH"

sherrie is damn lucky that i held back me temper as it would really give her a nice hurting. in my family, we call this : receiving inner body injury, mentally hurt. my gun was already loaded, ready to shot throug her head and she still stay there saying how mad her mum was. you face her temper that's your business.
[S= sherrie / C = me]
S: do you want my parents to speak to your parents?
C: no [i don't think there is a need, cause from what i heard from the background, your mum is not quite as deadly as compaired to my dad, and i picked up those skills too. i should not have a problem if there is an arguement, i'll stick to the same line, i'll never pay. seriously, i had not tried using those skills i picked up and it would be a nice time to try it. i only noticed it when i shot a stare at you for the mdm lau case and you were like.....]

i ain't gonna pay, finger on the trigger, just stay alive