SIGH, when I grow up, I totally want to work with animals, not as some dumb biologist learning about them but like being friends with them and playing together with them.
WHY ARE ALL ANIMALS SO DARN CUTE.
Sometimes I feel really guilty about being so carnivorous. Chickens and pigs and ducks are all being bred just so we can consume the best out of them. (and they are so cute!)
Imagine if i knew that I had only a few days to live cause some ogre was going to kill me and eat me up. Thats so sad la!
BUT I REALLY CANNOT SWALLOW A LOT OF VEGETABLES. I feel so terribly mean but if i dont eat meat i think i can just die. :( Its a terrible world.
I secretly love exam periods. They are just so slack in a way. After exam can chiong home then sleep, study a bit and do miscellaneous stuff after that like watch tv or read newspapers. And the best part is you can reach home damn early and you dont have to squeeze with a zillion after school crowd people on the bus. AHHAHA!
Today's GP paper was damn cold. Freezing in the hall. I think I wont score well for my compo or my compre. Cause wheneer I feel okay about my essays or whatever I end up failing or doing not so well.
Maths maths maths tmr. Quite scared leh. :( This horrible anxiety makes me wish promos is faster over.
BUT THEN, i think of the gna be terribly busy post-promo PW life and its no longer slackish.
Cause today before tuition I went to study at MOS burger there and I suddenly had the urge to LS. SO I frantically went up to use the toilet. TO MY HORROR,
THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER.
AT ALL.
IN ANY CUBICLE.
SO I HAD TO GO DOWN ASK ASK FOR TOILET PAPER.
It is so wrong not to have toilet paper in toilets lah! What if someone was stuck in the situation like me who needed to LS DAMN URGENTLY?
It is v impt to have a conducive environment for egestion lor.
38-ing with doreen before tuition is always very enriching!
AND I THINK, I WILL GIVE UP ON SHARK'S FIN AND NOT FORCE ALL OF MY FRIEND'S WEDDING TO INCLUDE SHARK'S FIN. Unless technology sufficiently improves to clone fins the its okay.
Cause Im gna be this CAL zookeeper who believes passionately in the plight of endangered animals and watches Animal planet regularly.
I WILL STOP OBSESSING WITH SHARK'S FIN ANYMORE.
I will spend all the time thinking of shark's fin to watch animal planet instead!
HAHA! After talking to my 2 siao friends I feel happier!
Jac and Phua are obsessed with making their tamas have sex and keep reproducing.
Butterfly flutter by says: KILL JAC jacqqq says: WHY YOU ALWAYS BULLY ME ONE YOU NABEI! CHERYL says: KILL JAC jacqqq says: RAH! jacqqq says: RAH! CHERYL says: KILL JAC jacqqq says: RAH! jacqqq says: BURN YOU ALL CHERYL says: R.I.P= JAC Butterfly flutter by says: HAHAHAHA jacqqq says: SMELLY PEOPLE! jacqqq says: OEI jacqqq says: I HAVENT DIE LAH YOU jacqqq says: SMELLY PEOPEL!!!! Butterfly flutter by says: WHY ME Butterfly flutter by says: WHY AM I INCLUDED jacqqq says: YOU SAY BURN JAC CHERYL says: lol!!! jacqqq says: YOU CURSE ME BLOODY BITCHHH jacqqq says: RAHHHHHHH CHERYL says: OMG CHERYL says: SHU YAN CHERYL says: U MUST SAY CHERYL says: SLUT IN RETURN Butterfly flutter by says: she scolding u leh cheryl jacqqq says: WHORE jacqqq says: HOE jacqqq says: SLUT jacqqq says: NABEI. CHERYL says: SEE? CHERYL says: WHAT A VULGAR BITCH CHERYL says: *SHAKES HEAD* Butterfly flutter by says: exactly Butterfly flutter by says: I CAN LEARN A LOT FROM YOU jacqqq says: GDUKSHFUSFHSDUIWT%EI&@* CHERYL says: CAL VULGAR BITCH jacqqq says: HATE YOU TWO CHERYL says: JAC IS CAL VULGAR BITCH CHERYL says: AHAHHAHHAHA jacqqq says: I AM NOT CAL NOR VULGARBITCH! Butterfly flutter by says: yes you are jacqqq says: I AM GUAIKIA . . . jacqqq says: KILL SHUYAN BURN CHERYL jacqqq says: WOOOTS! Butterfly flutter by says: WAHLAUEH CHERYL says: YA, SEE? CHERYL says: SEE CHERYL says: THIS KIND OF FREN CHERYL says: BURN JEWS Butterfly flutter by says: WAHLAU CHERYL says: NOW NOT ENOUGH CHERYL says: WAN BURN SINGAPOREANS CHERYL says: COMMUNIST SUCK jacqqq says: SIGAPORINS! jacqqq says: BAHAHAHA jacqqq says: PORINS jacqqq says: LOLOL! jacqqq says: YOU ALL PORIN! jacqqq says: WEEEE! Butterfly flutter by says: WTHWTHWTWTHW jacqqq says: BAHAHAHAHA jacqqq says: SHUANG MAN jacqqq says: HELLO SMELLY PORINS Butterfly flutter by says: i really feel like digging jac's eyeballs out! CHERYL says: BITCHSIA
This is where I learnt all my vulgarities lor! AHAHHA! SEE.
Even if my current classmates exhibit retarded behaviour as well, I guess Jac was the first retarded person I made contact with.
And, I still don't think I'm retarded, just a bit DL. I'm sure ppl all around the world fall down quite often too what!
ANTM IS BAAAAACK. Now I have to sleep late every thursday. It's worth it to stay up late to watch tv but quite miserable to study.
I HAVE DECIDED TO STOP DIETING. Cause the Promos are here and I realised my appetite is damn small nowadays.
SO, I have to increase my appetite so that after promos celebrations at buffets and I CAN EAT A LOT. STUFF MYSELF TO DEATH. AHAHHA! THEN, this type of thing MUST ask PHOEBE along.
I have to save $$ too! To gamble at David's house too! We are still contemplating whether to ask casslynn along cause she is a wahlau, horribly good gambler who eats up all our money.
10:06 AM;
♫ Saturday, September 15 .
This is Doreen's response to my letter to YALUN,
i feel sad for yalun. his life is sadder than mine...firstly he gotta suffer all the grief of the death of his friends, and even his gf died in a car crash! next his ligament tore like 12345567 times! sommre he is the shortest in flh!
n u are gona leave him just because he loves himself!havent u read my post? EVERYONE MUST LEARN TO BE SELFISH N LOVE THEMSELVES!
can u bear to make him sing " wo yuan yi bu ai ni " in the v v v bei ai way to you?
dc | 09.10.07 - 9:41 am |
I've thought about. IM SORRY YALUN. But still,
(selina's sister v pretty! )
Its a YUANJIE time of the year! Maybe after watching Xfamily I will stick to YALUN again. :D OR, i can just 一脚踏两船. But YJ is currently MIA-ing.
YJYJYJYJYJ!
I woke up early to watch the Bleach Movie. I LOVE ICHIGO TOO! Fighiing shows are so nice. :D
And then in the afternoon, more back to studying. SIGH.
Catch no balls, catch no balls.
IM GNA MISS F1 AGAIN THIS WEEK. :( SUCK.
And McClaren got fined and kicked out for cheating. So its FERRAI leading the Constructors Championships. :D
This is a good example that Singapore can follow. Singapore should just import all of their CocaCola from China! Or get S.H.E. to endorse the Cocacola in Singapore too. AND 7-11. Then I dont have to fly to Taiwan to get my S.H.E. goods.
I think, if SG started doing that, I WILL START DRINKING COKE ON A REGULAR BASIS.
However, this is country has not sufficiently improved to do that. :(
What a terrible place we live in. (Minus S.H.E. buses and S&K apparel)
Studied a lot during the holiday. Mostly went back to NY to study with the others. Met Phoebe on Tues at Mac before tuition and at NY on fri to study. :D Totally havent seen her in 284752 years and she is a terrible influence. Make her friends tempted to eat with her. :(
Wanpei sucks. She named a gyrados after a DJ while the rest of us were lowly pokemons. I BET SHE SECRETLY LOVE DJ TO SOME EXTENT LOR. But still, I think she's cool to name her highest level pokemon after Hebe. :D
Anyway, I dont want to be a Ninja anymore. Ninjas have no future in Singapore and anyway, I have no idea where to find a teacher to teach me the ninja skills. Besides everyone has advised me against being a ninja. I still harbour hopes of being a hardcore ahlian. I dont wna be a low class ahlian though. I wna be the bash ppl up ahlian like PYY. (I LOVE DOUYU!) :D
That day after tuition I saw a BARBIE bus. I totally want to take that bus lah. That reminds me of another bus I keep seeing at my sch's interchange there. It's this super cool Casio Ad bus with S.H.E. splashed across the whole bus. SADLY, its a 105 which I WILLL NEVER TAKE. :(
This reminds me of the sec sch days where i would pray for the S.H.E. superstar bus to come. That bus has one side S.H.E. and the other side JAY. So cool. Best part is, it is 74. WHICH I TAKE REGULARLY. I think right, all buses should get plastered with S.H.E., Hello Kitty and Barbie advertisements. If not right, all the buses which I take. Or buses that pass by my house so I can still admire them.
I have been damn slack during the weekend. MY BRAIN CANT FUNCTION ON SUNDAYS. When I reach home after lunch all I want to do is sleep. AND MOURN THAT I CANT WATCH F1. I AM MORPHING INTO A SLOTH. Actually, morphing into a sloth is not so bad. Afterall all they do is eat and sleep and hang around in trees. And i think they sleep around 80% of their lives. Sad thing is, they cant enjoy tv.
And I so upset that I missed the F1 on Sunday. At Monza. One of the more exciting circuits. IF ONLY I HAD STUDIED HARDER FOR MIDYEARS. I WOULD BE CATCHING ALL MY f1 RACES. AND ( :D ) ALONSO WON. HE IS CATCHING UP WITH HAMMY. :( Ferrari though, Massa crashed. and WHERE IS SUPER AGURI? A bit MIAing for them now.
So much has happened since the last time I blogged. I have decided to not love YALUN anymore and go back to yuanJie.
DEAR YALUN,
I have decided to not support you anymore due to the terrible narcissism your band, FLH is showing. I feel that you love yourself too much and take too much concern about your appearance, which after a while gets a bit disgusting. ( cause you guys overdo the entire thing)
Its quite sad to see you and your band on tv talking about how much you love your own reflection day in and day out. Apparently, you have been approaching the same subject (i.e. your vanity) for almost a year. Its quite sick and therefore, I have decided to end all relations with you. You have also terribly dissapointed me in the sense that althought you place a lot of emphasis on how you look, you can still appear quite ugly in some photos.
You should learn from Yuan Jie, Or PYY, Or LZL or GPZ who look and act a 4557 times cooler than you without making any apparent effort at this point in your career.
Plus, your band cheated me out of a lot of our money by making us buy a lot of rubbish and then treating us very meanly.
Not forgetting the fact that you are short. And recently you have decide to bulk up which makes you short and muscular. (Like a munchkin I realise cause I have been reading this cool book about the wicked witch of the west. SIGH.
You my lovely YALUN, also happen to have bad taste. Instead of the likes of RAINIE, you should be adoring HEBE. DOUBLE SIGH.
What is WRONG WITH YOU?
Luckily, you sing very well and you can look pretty darn cute as Ding Xiao Yu. And you think a lot.
But I feel, you should not have forsaken your perfectly good education for fame and fortune. The degree you are taking is quite cool. Still, ... This seriously, I dont care.
Dont take this to heart. I'm sure I will LOVE you again when your new album comes out. :D I hope your leg gets better. CHEER UP!
I realise right, studying in school is not very productive for econs. I get terrible headaches looking at essay questions.
I tried doing AJC 06 promo maths paper. Every question, I have no idea how to do.
I THINK IM TURNING STUPID.
IT WAS NEVER LIKE THIS IN SECONDARY SCHOOL.
Back in AMKSS, for example, during Biology like during the chapter on Genetic Variation, JiaYu and I can talk the whole lesson through when the bell rings we both still totally know how to draw genetic diagrams and everything.
Then like in English, Phoebe and I can talk the whole lesson through, or anyhow do our groupwork with ubergood group work buddies cheryl and jac and still manage to write brilliant essays. ALL OF US.
In chinese, we can just talk/sleep the whole lessons and NOT MANAGE TO FAIL CHINESE AT ALL.
SUCKS MAN. I HATE BEING STUPID.
IM TRYING REALLY HARD ALRDY. (as compared to midyears)
OH MAN, Im okay with Bio and Chem now. Its Econs and Maths that are killing me.
Yesterday went for yellow ribbon thingy walk. Did CHARITY which was good cause thinking about the "Do good" plan with Phoebe. I mean, we already decided to go to Nepal to build houses and teach little kids. Walking 3.5 km should be nothing.
But actually that walk felt a little tiring to the end. :( BUT RIGHT, there were a lot of free goodies. Like balloons and the much awaited goodie bag. The good bag aiya, the things inside werent very exciting. Biscuits, towel, a yellow ribbon arent very interesting. There should have given us brochures or carebear with a yellow ribbon tummy.
And before the walk we had to wait 207850274827 hours cause the thing started at 9 and we arrvied at 7.30! Then I played chess with Tk, chess club vice president. AND I WON. The best part is, I totally dont know how to play! I guess the people standing around me are really supportive of cause they keep helping me! Like YY, Amelia and even Erwin! AHAH! I still rmbr last time play chess in sec sch will always get laughed at too.
ATE, THEN WENT HOME. Dj, michelle c, Cass and WP all decided unanimously on the train that I'm retarded! But I think they are more retarded than me seriously. I mean, Dj startded singing me a christmas song randomly lah! And go take a look at WP and cass's blog. So 384624 more retarded than me. LOOK AT THEIR CONVO!
Anyway, I was reading the newspapers the other day and I realised that being a gangster is not cool at all. Especially being one in Singapore where the probability you will get caught and go to jail is 100% cause gangsters are showy people who brag about their whatever and fight loudly and attract attention so duh, the police can obviously spot them and kill them. However, I still love gpc and lzl in DOUYU.
The main point is, now, I think being a ninja is rather cool.
If you don't know what Ninjas are, I gathered some definitions from urbandictionary.com
1.Ninjas can breath underwater anytime they want.
2.Ninjas lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
3.Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.
4.Ninjas don't sweat.
5.Ninjas don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.
6.A mercenary or warrior who is trained in the art of ninjutsu, or a Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, mastery of various weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics, and the will to commit seppuku, or suicide, to defend the honor of a particular family or clan.
LOOK AT POINT ONE. I TOALLY WANT TO BE A NINJA LAH! in case global warming causes insane increase of sea levels and I CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER. CAN YOU?
COOL SHIT. Ninjas are totally more cool than being a gangster. SILENT AND DEADLY. AND hails from the land of Hello Kitty.
I miss her! I haven't played with her in a damn long time. CREAMY!
MY NEW WALLPAPER. Its so pretty I had to share it! AHHAHA!
