25 February 2008

David was in KL this afternoon playing around with his friend's new car punya gadget. It's something like Adrian's old built-in hands free kit where you can plug your phone into the car and the speakers will boom out what you're saying.


Prank calling Domino's with David's friend's exclusive no-number-on-called-id phone all day long telling them to send a pizza to Pizza Hut and then telling Pizza Hut to send a pizza to McD. It was fucking hillarious the Domino's guy was like "Hah, ke Pizza Hut??? O_o ... so Encik mau order ... pIzZa??? ..."


Then David's friend's girlfriend called him and had the most romantic conversation ever to be recorded in the history of mankind ...


FR : Hello?
GF : Hi baby.
FR : Yeah hi, what's up?
GF : Nothing ... *in a coy fluctuating tone*
FR : Nothing then why you call?
GF : Cannot meh ... =( ??? ... *in the way where you're not allowed to say "cannot"*
FR : ... What you want? =__=
GF : Nothing ... what are you thinking about baby?
FR : What ??? What you mean "Wat am I tinking abaut," you called ME ...
GF : Yorrrrrrrrrrrr.
FR : YORRRRRRRR *mockingly sounding like a cow*
GF : I hate you *click*


Then everyone start laughing together. David wishes he got more friends like that. David thinks that the friends he has that BABY their girlfriends are annoying. Like this one time one of David's friends had to go home at 11:00pm from a house party organized especially for that friend on the eve of his birthday.


Reason: Girlfriend wants him to call her ...


David has gone through that before when he was with Suet. Birthday yum cha session was cut short because Suet wanted him to go back and call her. David remembers that his friends were kinda pissed. But David did the best he could by leaving the yum cha session at 11.50pm.


They were still pissed though. To be honest, so was David. But as always David tried to be understanding. But David learned his lesson in the end, girlfriends and friends are two seperate entities that must know each other personally in order to live in harmony.


Actually ... what the fuck is David writing this for? I think David is just bored as fuck ... nothing to do at home ... except drink ... David found a few cans of beer at the back of the fridge. Today must not be one of David's drinking days because he feels tipsy already. Wait, is this David or the beer thats talking ... ???

17 February 2008

David has just thought about what he plans to do, how he plans to do it, and most importantly ... if his plans are ... "right."


David is also wondering why the hell he is writing in third person ...


David also reflected on how much his life has slowly deteriorated since he left secondary school. At first, he thought about good times but it is in that sweet mood that pleasant thoughts bring sad thoughts to the mind.


And now, David is fucked up ...
Sigh.

12 February 2008

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Bride dies during marriage's first dance


DAVIE, Fla. - Kim Sjostrom wanted a real-life version of the film "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," which played in the background as friends fixed her hair and makeup before her own marriage ceremony.


But less than an hour after she and Teddy Efkarpides were wed, Sjostrom crumpled in her husband's arms during a Greek song that means "Love Me."


At 36, Sjostrom was dead from heart disease.


The wedding had became a project at Davie Elementary School, where Sjostrom taught first grade. Fellow teachers provided the wedding gown, the flowers and decorations. One of them, an ordained minister, performed the ceremony.


"It was perfect for her," said Dominic Church, the minister friend.


Sjostrom carried blue and white flowers during the ceremony — the colors of the Greek flag — as she exchanged vows with Efkarpides, a 43-year-old carpenter and Navy veteran. They had met three years to the day before the Jan. 19 wedding.


During the couple's first dance, Sjostrom complained of being lightheaded. Efkarpides thought his wife, a diabetic, needed sugar, but she collapsed.


Wedding guests, paramedics and doctors at a nearby hospital were unable to revive her.
She had a previous cardiac episode in her 20s and was a poster child — literally — for juvenile diabetes, relatives and friends said. Efkarpides recalled seeing the poster featuring her on New York subways.


He consoles himself by reading a list of "101 Reasons Why I Love You" that Sjostrom gave him their first Christmas together. "Number 1. You make me smile."
No. 98 is especially difficult: "You're the one I want to grow old with."
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David is giddy from drinking too much stout but that didn't stop him from feeling that he owed it to himself to write this post.


This news article is really sad. David has heard and experienced many tragic stories before but this ........ jesus christ ... you'd think that shit like this only happens in fairy tales.


It really makes feel your life isn't as bad as you think, that no matter how much you think and feel your life sucks you are indeed a blessed person.


It really makes David feel that if god exists he/she must be a wicked and ironic one, someone please tell David if god was the supreme all-powerful, all-loving, all-knowing omnipotent, omniscient deity of the universe how the fuck he/she could ever allow such a thing to happen?


Most people that know David knows that David has a heart of stone, with the capacity to emphatize with everybody's feelings but isn't bothered by any of his own feelings except maybe anger and depression. But David really feels sad and sorry for the couple.


A girl's wedding is supposed to be the most special day of her life, and she isn't allowed to enjoy it? What more, LIVE it? David can imagine all his religious friends going "Oh, she was so ill she was truly blessed by god because she was able to live that long and was even given a companion that returned her love despite her condition."


Yeah ... right ... It's stories like these that make David feel ... lucky ... it gives David that sense of enlightenment that no amount of alcohol or smokes could ever give him.


It's the type of story that you'd wish you had never, ever read.

9 February 2008

Everyone who knows David knows that one of the most important things in his life is music. David would be willing to have no eyes, arms, or legs ... as long as he was allowed to keep his ears. David's life would be completely meaningless without music.


David is also sad he was born in this era because most of the music he loves was popular 20 - 50 years ago. The music nowadays mostly sucks. Some are good though, like the songs made by Red Hot Chilli Peppers, though not considered as David's era but they are still making music now. The other day David was listening to Stadium Arcadium by RHCP:

Do you have any idea how classic that song is? David was playing DoTA at BlitZone at the time and he left his hero at base and stopped playing for a minute so that he could close his eyes and experience and enjoy the beautiful solo 2:50 into the song.


The form 3 kid sitting next to David (who also happened to be David's teammate in the game) asked if the band playing the song was RHCP:


David: Yeah it is.
Kid: Not bad ah the song ...
David: Mmhmm.
Kid: You should listen to Linkin Park or Simple Plan.
David: .... W-H-Y???
Kid: Simple Plan singer better than RHCP one, Linkin Park guitar more pro also.
David: ....................


That really is kinda sad. David respects Linkin Park for their inventiveness and all but there is no denying that they are a strictly MADE-FOR-STUDIO-ONLY band. Their live performances are absolutely terrible and they have just been sucking more and more since their first two decent albums. They are so damn emo now it's annoying. Simple Plan just sucks so, no comments.


Probably one of the only bands of this era that David is in love with is Muse.


Seriously, they are incredible.

This is the young Muse in their pre-god stage, as you can see they are already incredible but they aren't exactly quite there yet. And then they mature and grow ..

... into the Muse David loves today ... =)


David remembers once when he was fetching his friend's la la chai brother home and he was listening to Supermassive Black Hole by Muse on radio and the la la chai asked him to change channel. David asked why, la la chai replied not heavy enough ...


David was shocked ... could this be ... ??? A la la chai that likes angry rock music ??? ... David asked him what does he listen to then, if Muse is considered "not heavy" enough for him ... he replied Avril Lavigne ...


Davod was ready to throw him out of the car, not because David despises Avril Lavigne (shes okay) ... but because the la la chai made him feel so zha dou that David really feel like life was too irritating to be worth living anymore ...


"She damn chat punk, damn ganas" he said ...
Haihz ... David is happy he is finally able to live in an era that has one of his favorite bands living at its prime. Zzzzzzz

6 February 2008

David just got back from a yam cha session a short while ago. It was there the David experienced a terrifyingly disturbing conversation ...


Jerry: Bla bla bla
David: Bla bla bla blah
Ah Kin: Bla blu bleh blue
Erin: But bla bla bla bla ...
Ah Kin: Haihz ... bla bla blah la ...
Jerry: You siao ah?
David: Yah la, you think so much space like saku Doraemon ah?
Jerry: Saku Doraemon??? o_O ???
Ah Kin: Neh, the tiga dimensi wan.
Jerry: Ooooooo ~
Erin: You know when I was young, I used to fantasize about Doraemon.
(long moment of silence)
Jerry: .... You what ???
Ah Kin: What Duh Fark ???
David: ...................................... Eeeeee Yuuuuhhhhheeeerrrrr ~
Erin: Omg you sick fucks ... =(

5 February 2008

David realized two things today when he was in KL stuck in the dreadful traffic jams of the rush hour.

1. David loves harpsichords ~ <3
2. David has many debtors.


For those of you who drive, I'm sure you would agree with David when David says that when you're stuck alone in what seems to be a neverending line of dark red tail lights, your sanity starts to trickle away. To help curb this phenomenon, one has to fill his/her mind with something other than the traffic jam.


David has a little log book of all his friends that owe him money, so David doesn't bother giving it much thought. Instead, David calculated the amount of money his ex-girlfriends owe him. David admits he is not one of those hardcore boyfriends whose sole purpose in life seems to be their girlfriend's -ATM machine/Driver -


David's girlfriends sometimes asks him to lend them money ... David never kept any log books on how much his girlfriends owed him, I mean ... come on ... David is cheap but not THAT cheap. Well anyway, David calculated and realized the total amount of money he loan to his girlfriends is slightly over 8k ...


Sigh, there goes money that David will never ever see again until the day he dies.
Oh ........ Fuck ............


Suet ... Vicki .... Diana ... all ... David's ... precious ... money ... ZzzZzzZzz ~


Oh well ... all the 20 sen and 50 sen that David give to his friend Mathan to pay for Mathan's various daily necessities over the past 9 years could god damn well be as much, if not more, than all the money David has ever loan to his girlfriends. I'm sure Adrian will vouch for David on this.


Cheebye keling.


Anyway, before the traffic jam, two of David's good friends were in the area and decided to call David out. David was very happy as he has not seen either Casey or Choon Yong (Doi Doi) in quite awhile. David thought it was just going to be a smoking session outside David's house, but they had with them 12 cans of happy water that they bought from the nearby Giant. They also had a few rolls of happy leaf ... OMFGWTF happy leaf ... David has been craving for FREE happy leaf for months now .......... ZOMG ~


We talked in David's room toilet while smoking the happy leaf (so as not to get killed by David's parents) and after it was all done, David and Doi Doi giggled gleefully while watching WWE wrestling clips on YouTube sambil sipping happy water. Casey on the other hand was busy scolding random friends on his handphone when it wasn't even turned on. (David thinks)


Happy Happy Happy ..................................... After they went back, David sobered up a little by drinking his own version of triple shot expresso, a seethed pot of coffee which contents are poured out and seethed again a few more times, NO SUGAR.


David sipped coffee and spent 3 whole hours watching Walking With Dinosaurs on Discovery Channel ... All David can remember from the 3 hours spent watching Walking With Dinosaurs was this thought ... "Wah ..."


ROFLMAO ...
All in all David would say it's been a good day.

4 February 2008

David is so bored ...


Sigh ...


David needs to find something to do ...


So David started Dragon Raja again.


It's a game David used to play when he was 16 years old. It is one of the best games David has ever played. The best would still be Legends Of Temuair where he made some really good friends like Christy and Shane, both of which he still talks to very often until this day.


Dragon Raja is a very old game, about 13 years old. Why David is writing this post is because the game is sorta dying. The graphics and bugginess is a turn off for most gamers of today. David has a lot of fond memories in Dragon Raja and hopes that he can do something to increase the size of it's community.


David hopes that everyone that reads this blog can tell their friends about Dragon Raja, that although it is old it is still better than almost any other free mmorpg out there. David hopes that everyone will download it and at least give it a try before judging how poor the graphics are when compared to today's standards.


Please download the game ^__^ it's only like 572MB or so, tiny little thing.
>>>Download Here<<<


The game's main highlight is it's pk'ing perfection. Every class and skill is so well balanced that how well you fair in player killing and wars depends purely on how adept you are at playing your class. The nation wars are the best part of the game. When David played it in the past it used to be 300 or so players in a 3-way free for all between the 3 nations.


Now it's like 30 people or so in a 3-way free for all. It just doesn't have the magic without the big amount of people. Please help David spread the word on the game. The game is free and every class can solo while leveling up if they want to, not like the other games of today where getting a party is the only way to go, although being in a party is no doubt more fun and a little faster.


Help David out, thank you =)