Saturday, September 22, 2007

22 September 2007

David = punching bag!!!


I mean, come on ... for fucks sake ... just cause David is physically like a yeti in real life doesn't mean you can throw all sorts of shit at him.


Everyone has been extremely rude to David lately and no matter where David goes, there is always a fight waiting for him. When he goes on Rappelz and enters a party, he gets into a fight with one of the party members. When he enters a party that consists entirely of his in-game friends, he ends up fighting with some other party!!! If David doesn't enter a party, he will end up fighting with one of his in-game buddies. Today David got yelled at by one of his closest in-game friends, Aerafel.


She yelled at him just because he was having a little harmless, innocent fun. Everyone was enjoying it but she had to NOT enjoy it and yell at David instead. The reason for her to do this is probably cause' she just got out of surgery. Oh well. David will be patient.


But in the meantime, David has decided that he has enough of Rappelz. David thinks it would improve his relationship with his precious girlfriend cause his precious girlfriend seems disappointed with the fact that when David plays Rappelz he has no time to pay attention to her.


You see, David is a Priest in the game, if David takes his eyes off the monitor for 15 seconds someone in his party will die, so ... Sigh. Its really lame, you really get a lot of shit sometimes for wanting/trying to help people. David picked this class to help people!!! Look what its doing to him, can't even fucking go to the bathroom when he's in a party.


He has slowed down his gaming dramatically since a few days ago. Instead of spending his time playing games, he now spends his time alternating between work and sleep. The minute he gets home from work, he sleeps. The minute he wakes up, he goes to work. So in the end, girlfriend gets pissed off anyway since either way, Rappelz or work, David doesn't have enough time to pay attention to her.


This case is much like David and Suet Foong. Sort of.


Of course, it doesn't end there. Not only his friends and girlfriend are beating the shit out of him, his family is too!!! David really does not get it, he woke up this morning to the very snappy, biting, hurtful sarcasm of his father. No matter, David tolerates .... David tells himself to calm the fuck down, phew ~ ~ ~


Then he goes to his father's office to help rewire the lighting, gets yelled at for that too, because he got some dirt on the floor when he moved the ceiling panels around. Cannot vacuum is it? Oh well ... never mind ... David continues to tell himself that he better calm the fuck down before he snaps and verbally fucks everything that has upset him to this point of time. Phew ~ ~ ~


Then after spending so much time at his father's office, aka without pay, aka because his father was too stingy to pay 10 bucks to hire a professional to rewire the lighting for him, he gets yelled at some more in the car for absolutely no apparent reason. =P


Something about not helping out at home. David, not helping out at home??? Are you fucking kidding??? No matter, calm ... the ... fuck ... down ... phew ^__^ ~


Then lunch time, we go to a Bah Kut Teh place where you have to refill your own tea. We ran out of tea and David's dad asked him to go and refill, but at that time David was picking his teeth with a toothpick ... all he asked was for 2 seconds to finish picking his teeth and again, he gets yelled at. "What kind of son are you ask you to fill tea also too lazy have to do it for you."


Wah lau wei ... David wanted to grab his father by the hair and slam his face into the pot of boiling soup and pig flesh ... but its okay, just have to calm, the, fuck, down.


This might sound really emo but David feels like going into a dark lonely corner and cutting himself lol ... Sigh.


What is the matter with everyone ... David had an outing planned for him and his precious girlfriend this week, but no car lol. It probably won't help that his brother's semester finals are throughout the afternoon of the entire next week. So, David has to get ready for more snappy sarcasm and hints and bullshit from everyone.


David can almost see it now!!! His dad will wake up hungry one early afternoon and scold David for not going out to buy food. Lol how to buy??? No car, dad won't let him use his car, David better prepare to take 20 minutes or so walking out to buy food. Hehe ~ Have to figure out a way to keep the food hot on the way home, maybe like keep it in place near his body where the sun don't shine. xD


Padan muka, go to hell.


Its so ironic, David has been extra nice and polite to everyone this week. He gives up, play Rappelz get into fight, pick up phone get into fight, walk outside room get into fight.


Poor David. =/


But there is one saving grace, a friend of David's let him have half a bottle of his leftover scotch. Ahh blessed scotch, how David loves thee. David wholeheartedly believes that there is nothing in this world that cigarettes and happy water cannot solve.


Will be a truly emo night. Will probably drive up to Penchala and park car on top of hill, then sit on hood smoking and drinking till' he feels slightly better. Bottoms up, hehe.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

12 September 2007

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
David can't sleep!!!
No matter how hard he tries!!!


Also, David is really hungry, sadly there is nothing to eat in his big, empty house. Cept lots of bahan mentah in the fridge which he does not know how to cook. So ironic.


David was talking to his little cousin Yuen Yi on the phone when she complained something like:

"kor kor ... kor kor, mommy never give me money go school so I hungry, can you come give money tomorrow before I go school?"

David replied: "Cannot! Go steal from mommy or get a boy frennnnn."

To which she squealed: "DowannnnNNNNnnn!!! =( ... Pleeeeaaassseee??? =)"


In the end, David agreed.
David is such a fucking idiot.


Now for no good reason he got to go to his grandmother's house and bump into his stupid aunty's fucking mother fucker existence. She irritates David so ~


Hope she dies soon, would give David so much relief.


Anyway, David is bored so he is gonna go watch Surfs Up for the 3rd time in two days. By the way, supposed to be Adrian's birthday on September 11th. Saw his car parked at o2 on the way home. David isn't really sure if that was his good friend's car but ... it was a 20th century Toyota Corolla with sport rims unlike you have ever seen !!! It will baffle you. =D


But David notices that the car does not have a Liverpool sticker on the front of it. Perhaps it isn't Adrian after all. But it would be a very significant event for David because it would be the 2nd time he has ever seen a Toyota Corolla from the 20th century that had tacky, shotgun shell sport rims.


David wonders why his car is parked at o2 but Adrian is nowhere to be seen ...
There are some mysteries that will never be solved!!!
Also, there are mysteries that you don't want to solve.
Maybe like this one. =)


David has a theory though ... :


Adrian parked the car at o2 but when he got out of the car, his stomach growled (or ROARED) and then he realized he forgot that he wanted to go to Rob's to eat!!!


So he thought ... "Oh yeah hor ... I'm such a dumb fuck!!! But I want to eat at Rob's ... some more I just turned off the engine of my precious car with bullet shells for sport rim nut caps. Am so fucking hungry, but at the same time ... don't want to spoil my precious antique car engine."


So he pondered for awhile, and then the realization of the ultimate solution stupefied him for 5 - 10 minutes ... he realized "Hey!!! I got two legs, might as well walk la!!!"


So he took a 15 minute walk to Rob's. Upon arrival he ordered his famous lineup of nasi goreng sayur tak mau and teh o' ais limau. When eating he got depressed that no one there wished him "Happy Birthday" (either because he didn't remind them enough or he didn't tell them in the first place) and decided that he did not want to see the next sunrise and after 2 whole, long minutes in ecstasy of deep thought ... he decided to dissolve himself in the Sungai Kayu Ara.


It's DISSOLVE ... mind you ... not DROWN ... no way you can live long enough to drown in that kind of river, omfg ~ Seriously, if David ever comes into contact with that type of river, he would be the one committing suicide.


Second, more possible theory is that he was at Jelutong with his Counter Strike buddies. But come to think about it .... Adrian HAS been rather emo lately ~


Heard rumours that his pants was wet the other day ... could it be tears overflowing while driving??? Perhaps it was like, gonna have liquid explosion, but extremely heavy traffic jam ... so ... swishhhhhhhhhh ~ Haha (joking joking)


Anyway, if you're still alive.
Happy Birthday Adrian ~