Disturbing Image ...

I was in Maideen around Taman Connaugh area today for some drinks with some buddies earlier when it started to rain ...


(In Cantonese)
Me: It's raining, lets stand under the tree.
Ah Chun: Later you get hit my chain lightning ... or Zeus' wrath (referring to Dota)
Ah Ken: Yeah, later all of you get free thunderbolt.
Jason: I got another idea.
Me: Fuck you.
Ah Yau: Don't need to tell us.
Jason: Lets hold hands in a circle and smoke under a tree.
Ah Chun: Ma hai.
Ah Ken: What the fuck???
Me: And then?
Jason: And then, after finish smoking lets play catching around the tree.
Me: Everyone chase each other?
Jason: Yes.
Ah Chun: In our underwear?
Jason: Yes Ah Chun!!! Thats the way!!!
(In English)
Me: You noticed catching in Cantonese (chuk chuk) sounds like "cucuk???"
Ah Yau: Ma chao hai!!!
Ah Chun: Chao hai.
Ah Ken: Ai yer.
Jason: Mmmmm you're making me horny ... *licks lips*

Dota Is Boring

Dota is so boring ... I can't believe it ...
Finally lost yesterday because of Hafizul's noob older brother ... Level 23 Vengeful Spirit with one Sange, one Yasha and one Power Threads ... and I felt nothing ... no tension no stress ... absolutely nothing.


This was when I realized Dota has gotten boring and gay ... Went to Afendi's house for Raya, his mom's cooking is pretty good. Had a nice time there and later met up with Jason and Ives for drinks ...


Woke up at 5pm today to Afendi's call and decided it was time to finally get out of bed. All in all ended up having dinner with Shirley and Afendi an hour after getting out of bed. Phone died a short while later, when I finally got it back up again ... 17 miss calls ... 7 messages ... half from my sifu ... tomorrow when I get out of the house ... I am dead ... sigh ... will get forced to play Dota again ...


Dota talk:
Theres this thing with my sifu ... whenever any one of us upsets him ... we get forced to play Dota ... and he gives us ridiculous missions to accomplish like ... solo kill Sven three times before level 6 while using Pugna ... or Viper ... the hardest he ever gave me was solo kill level 7 Lion with level 5 Sniper ...


9 more weeks of holiday ... whatever shall I do tomorrow? Perhaps bring a girl home ... yum ...
btw, all the best to beautiful Shirley for her exams this Friday and next week ...

Shirley is becoming more and more pretty nowadays ... and also ... fatter :) ...
I know you hate me Ling ...

Selamat Hari Raya

Selamat, Hari Raya,
Kepada semua orang beragama Islam,
Setahun, hanya sekali,
Balik rumah minum kopi terus mati ...


Its the second best festive celebration of the year !!! I wonder what I get to eat later ... hmm ... Anyway, yesterday Tinker with 27 kills !!! 900 creep kills !!! 103 deny !!! Beyond Godlike !!! Boot Of Travel + Guinsoo + Manta + Linken Sphere + Radiance + Skadi = Absolute immortality. Best friend in game was Slithice with Power Thread, Battle Fury, Butterfly, Linken Sphere, Manta and a Divine ... WhEeEeEeEe ...

What Do You Wish For?

Hi, hello ... I would like to ask you a question.
When you woke up this morning, what did you wish for?


Because tbis morning (afternoon rather) when I woke up, I felt lonely (physically unfulfilled) and so I wished that there would be "someone special" to share my bed with me tonight.




^__^




My wish came true !!! This time I have photographic proof of it!!! So all you mother fuckers out there can't say I lie about anything this time, you can have no more doubt.I got what I wished for !!! WhEeEeEe ...



See!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

*sob sob*
My karma is dysfunctional. What evil in this life or the past could I possibly have carried out to deserve sharing a bed with a fellow male? This is absolute proof that if god exists he has a twisted sense of humor because he made my wish come true. I sleep in a double story bed and technically he is sharing the bed with me ... so ... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FuCk fUcK FuCk fUcK !!!


Damn fucking tension man .... hopefully in some other scenario where I wake up feeling lonely one fine day and make the same wish I won't get one of my buddies sharing the same part of the bed with me ... Life just isn't fair ... *buries teary eyes in hands and cries*

Breathing Space

Although a lot of things on my mind have been bothering me as of late, I really feel much happier. I found a really good song, even better than Dark By Design's Blackout ... Juno Reactor & Don Davis' Mona Lisa Overdrive. Been playing it whenever I can wherever I can. Plus the fact that I've been getting closer to my sifu, Sharidan and Afendi's uncle ... these simple people really make my life richer.

I haven't felt this content for over 3 years now.
Its just blissful peaceful simplicity. I finally have some breathing space.


Dota talk ... Been playing Dota a lot lately. Getting even better than I once was, I just got back from a game with Eric, Edison and Calvin, 3 potential Malaysian WCG winners. I had Matt and Sun Meng on my team and we won ... unbelievable. I thought we were gonna lose.

Eric had Vengeful Spirit with a guinsoo, skadi and burize. Edison had Sand King with bkb, guinsoo, dagger and boot of travel. Calvin had Doom with refresher orb, guinsoo, dagger and buckler.

Which were up against: Sun Meng on Crystal Maiden with nothing but a dagger and bkb, Me on Lion with a guinsoo, dagger, dagon, scepter and bkb. Matt on Morphling ( =P ) ... with just one skadi and a power thread ... I can't believe we won ...

On our second game we had some other friends join in. I was on Naix and was fucking pumped ... aegis, bkb, divine rapier, boot of travel, battle fury and another divine =D =D =D =D ... OH MY FUCKING GOD ... 1 on 5 defending my base and they all died ... their Zeus, Maiden, Timestopper, Juggernaut, and Sven all eaten by MeEeEeEeEeEe ... wheeeeeee. ^_^

Yamaha R1

I wonder at what point in life will I be able to lay (and keep) my hands on the absolutely lovely Yamaha R1. I crossed paths with one today in Kepong and I just couldn't stop staring at it ... I couldn't stop admiring it's beauty.

Appreciation

Hmmm


I wonder what the hell was I thinking when I wrote such an emotional entry yesterday. In any case, I slept at work ... hehe. We were supposed to go down to Melacca to pick up some stuff from the warehouse. I am the captain and thus it is my responsibility to make sure everything goes well and we aren't cheated.


I guess I did a fantastic job when I'm sleeping cause my guys drove to Melacca, got to the warehouse, picked up the stock, paid for toll and petrol and the stuff with the money they took from my vest, parked the truck, unloaded the stuff and sent me home - all when I was asleep.


When I woke up, we were driving past Uptown. I asked Ah Yang "wei, apasal korang hantar saya balik dulu!?!?!?" ... he replied "whoi, kita sudah pergi sana buat sume kerja datang balik sini pergi office hantar barang kat boss pas tu and now skang kita hantar you balik lah."


What he said to me next really made me feel so appreciated ...
"Wei tai ko, you selalu buat keja baik-baik ... kan dulu kita selalu buat salah pas tu you ajar dan lagi you tak marah pun, masa ko naik pangkat pun you tak jadi kerek , bila kita call you you mesti datang, bila kita ada masalah you confirm tolong ... dah berapa tahun dah tapi hari ni baru first time ko goyang kaki sampai ini macam. Jadi kali ini kita buat kerja, you goyang kaki kuat-kuat sikit la, kita orang no hal punya."


Really a bit too sleepy to write now, just came back from Sahor with Sharidan and Afendi and a drink with Ben, whose father is a bank manager if I'm not mistaken. Potential future employer when I finally finish my fucked up unnecessary college degree. Holidays are almost over, will need to make a decision soon on whether or not I should be part of the next semester ... I do not really feel like it ...