hohoho kl,alf and i were at lido on sat night when we saw THIS.
and we were on assignment somemore.
another day, another day.
i am sibeh tired. i sleeeeeep like the dead now.
Saturday, August 09, 2008
omg i am so jealous of angelina jolie!
i just looked at this 2000000-page spread on her entire clan of kiddies.
AND THEY ARE ALL SO FRIKIN GORGEOUS.
if my kiddies all looked like that, i wouldn't mind having 20 of them! (never mind the torn genitalia)
oh but i forget, the fortune teller said that even if i live long enough, i can only have one child. (it better be SEXAYYYYY)
i've just realised that this week i had my own before sunset moment. how surreal! and i am such a sucker for worldliness.
ALSO thank you to chin and to my weekend gf - for giving me back my sanityyyyyyy. lup you all. =D
omg i am sooooooooo tired!
i just looked at this 2000000-page spread on her entire clan of kiddies.
AND THEY ARE ALL SO FRIKIN GORGEOUS.
if my kiddies all looked like that, i wouldn't mind having 20 of them! (never mind the torn genitalia)
oh but i forget, the fortune teller said that even if i live long enough, i can only have one child. (it better be SEXAYYYYY)
i've just realised that this week i had my own before sunset moment. how surreal! and i am such a sucker for worldliness.
ALSO thank you to chin and to my weekend gf - for giving me back my sanityyyyyyy. lup you all. =D
omg i am sooooooooo tired!
Sunday, August 03, 2008
today i saw my life flash in front of my very eyes.
HAHA gotcha, bet y'all thought i had a near-death experience. not so! for i do not live vicariously enough.
i met an old indian undertaker today. and he insisted on reading my fortune. (for all i know, he might have been using those juvenile tactics that my little sister tries on me when she says she can predict my future through looking at lines on my palm)
except....
.....my little sister neglected to inform me that:
(a) i would have a VERY (and he did emphasize the very) short life
(b) my marriage won't last
(c) and if i actually survive long enough to get married, i'd only have 1 child (ok fine i wasn't too disappointed about that. everyone knows my sentiments about childbirth and torn genitals yuckyuck)
i poohpooh-ed the whole thing on the pretext that im not an entirely superstitious individual until he said, 'AH I KNOW. you are not the kind of person that knows how to save money. whatever you earn, you will always spend very fast'
and then i was like WTF.
right, so i might as well spend money la huh, seeing as im apparently not gonna live long enough to see it accumulate anyway =P
so be nice to meeeeee everybody! and i just might include y'all in my (very meagre) will! =D
HAHA gotcha, bet y'all thought i had a near-death experience. not so! for i do not live vicariously enough.
i met an old indian undertaker today. and he insisted on reading my fortune. (for all i know, he might have been using those juvenile tactics that my little sister tries on me when she says she can predict my future through looking at lines on my palm)
except....
.....my little sister neglected to inform me that:
(a) i would have a VERY (and he did emphasize the very) short life
(b) my marriage won't last
(c) and if i actually survive long enough to get married, i'd only have 1 child (ok fine i wasn't too disappointed about that. everyone knows my sentiments about childbirth and torn genitals yuckyuck)
i poohpooh-ed the whole thing on the pretext that im not an entirely superstitious individual until he said, 'AH I KNOW. you are not the kind of person that knows how to save money. whatever you earn, you will always spend very fast'
and then i was like WTF.
right, so i might as well spend money la huh, seeing as im apparently not gonna live long enough to see it accumulate anyway =P
so be nice to meeeeee everybody! and i just might include y'all in my (very meagre) will! =D
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