EMMMMMMM-TEEEEEEEE-VEEEEEEE....

essay to write but totally uninspired. totally.

ugh.

wah i seriously love the trashy shows on mtv.

like taildaters!! blind dates make damn good tv.

claws all coming out i tell u.

check out this scenario here:

after extremely zzz-ing inducing blind date where neither party had anything much to say to each other, the following bit of conversation ensues:

girl: "so is this the most boring date you've ever been on?"

guy: ''this is the most boring date i will EVER go on because i will never go out with you again."

i was like (and this is where you cue the daft surfer dude voice),

WOAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

as you probably can guess, it was downhill all the way from there.

teehee.

anyways everyone should check these chinese guys out.

fugging funny. =)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648&q=chinese&pr=goog-sl

and what's with the guy in the background??!! hurhurhur.

ok i shall attempt to tear my eyes away from mtv and go back to my cheesy songs and essay.

have been damn unproductive so far.

wish me luck. =S

BAAAAAAAHHHHHH....

i was thrilled when i got this email last night from my prof saying class today was cancelled.

meant zzz-ing till noon at least!!

good stuff.

till i realised...

... not having that class means i have to drag myself to school only for a fugging 1 hour tutorial!!!

wth?!

thats less time than it takes for me to travel all the way to school!

ah well, there's a trade-off for everything eh? =)

1 essay down, 3 more to go.

damn, its gg to be a busy busy week ahead. =S

hehehe and this is for sarah.. happy 20th birthday dear!!!!



i love u many many!!! *hugs* =)

AND SHE SAID I WAS CHICKEN...

chao neh neh yih clinic nurse!

she called me chicken!

all because i wouldn't stop babbling incoherently that i was on the verge of death from liquid nitrogen.

i wave my wart-covered sticks to that in protest!!!! =P

leiralala and i headed to the yih clinic yesterday to get our warts treated.

now mind you, each wart is supposed to be treated with 5 sticks of liquid nitrogen.

leiralala had 1 wart so all her sticks fit nicely into one pack.

i, on the other hand....

.... HAD 7 DISGUSTING WARTS!

the nurse handed me my 35 sticks with a look that can only be described as disturbed.

my packet was so full of sticks it couldn't even be closed properly.

ewwwwwww.

anyways the treatment is self-administered so u go in, dip your sticks into a flask of liquid nitrogen and apply it yourself.

i am so not good with pain.

so let it be said that i freaked out and started babbling to the nurse that i was confirm gonna die cos the liquid nitrogen sure pain.

thats when she said i was a chicken cos other people doing it for the first time also never kao bei as much as me.

teehee.

in the end, it wasn't that bad la.

in a month, i'll have beautiful hands! hurrah! =)

oh well.

i take back what i said about pullman. he no boring.

i loved the golden compass!! brilliant brilliant......

ugh. stupid south asia paper due on monday and i've not written a single thing.

absolutely fabulous.

a-writing i will go!! =)


so damn mad. sometimes i wonder why the hell you're like that. bloody hell.

HURHURHUR ......

ok i know im supposed to be essay-ing but as always im easily distracted so...

...everyone should go check this out!

ripped the webpage off lao blur's blog... and its damn fun!!

create your very own south park character!!!



mine looks kinda sleazy tho. i think its because of the raisins placed at a very strategic spot.

i oughta have considered dressing it better.

hmmmm. =)

hehehe.

anyway guys, to get your own, check out...

south park studio!!

i am bored.

and procrastinating yet again. =)

DIE, SCHOOL!!!!!

baaaaahhhhhh!! school is really a chao neh neh!!!!!

hehehe and i know i shouldn't complain cos everyone is bogged down with schoolwork too =(

but everyone knows i cannot keep my mouth shut and that i like to kao bei. =P

and so i shall do that now.

hurhurhur.

WAH LAU!!! next 2 weeks are gonna be damn shit.

4 essay deadlines, project due, and texts to finish reading.

to add to that, my 5th attempt at ftt coming up in the same week!!!! (seriously, if i dont make it this time i should just condemn myself to the depths of loser hell..hehehe)

and since this is a child-friendly, family-oriented blog,

i shall refrain from the usual hokkien vulgarities and settle for a very demure and polite...

fugfugfugfugfugfug!!!!!!

FUG!!!!!

ok i know im going mad when i start putting mariah carey and ricky martin on my playlist..

...and singing along to them somemore! *covers eyes*

i shall blame schoolwork blues for my temporary lapse in sanity.

hurhurhur.

ok back to work. lest i be distracted by the weird afternoon crap showing on tv.


So long ago, I don't remember when
That's when they say
I lost my only friend
Well they said she died easy of a broken heart disease
As I listened through the cemetery trees

I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn
The long broken arm of human law
Now it always seemed such a waste
She always had a pretty face
So I wondered how she hung around this place

Hey, come on try a little
Nothing is forever
There's got to be something better than
In the middle
But me & Cinderella
We put it all together
We can drive it home
With one headlight

She said it's cold
It feels like Independence Day
And I can't break away from this parade
But there's got to be an opening
Somewhere here in front of me
Through this maze of ugliness and greed
And I seen the sun up ahead
At the county line bridge
Sayin' all there's good and nothingness is dead
We'll run until she's out of breath
She ran until there's nothin' left
She hit the end-it's just her window ledge

Well this place is old
It feels just like a beat up truck
I turn the engine, but the engine doesn't turn
Well it smells of cheap wine & cigarettes
This place is always such a mess
Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn
I'm so alone, and I feel just like somebody else
Man, I ain't changed, but I know I ain't the same
But somewhere here in between the city walls of dyin' dreams
I think her death it must be killin' me

The Wallflowers - One headlight

brilliant stuff this is. =)

THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS...

Some days it seems it's not worth it
The fight in me is all gone
And I'm not trying to be perfect
But just get one damn thing done
Before I lose control
I pick myself up off the floor

Before you're pointing at me
There is a possibility
You better turn that thing around
Nothing comes easily
So don't you tread on me
Cause I will knock you down.

311- Don't tread on me

what i learned today:
loads of people really really like johnny depp.

i also! =)

hmmmmm.

WARNING!! NONSENSICAL POST AHEAD!!



so here's what we gave pok for her 21st birthday......

so fugging cute right??!!!!!

like liza said, looks like a toilet brush.

can't stand it. i wanna kidnap him.

pok calls him popeye. and i vaguely remember one of the guys (and i think it was ck) saying:

" eh if he's a hedgehog, shouldn't he be called sonic ah?? "

*3 drops sweat*

hurhurhur. =P

anyways her costume gig was a blast!! costumes galore!!

and i know its a wee bit late to be posting this, but like i always say, better late than never so....

...happy birthday pok!!! i heart u!!!! =)

in other news,

the advent of digital cable has arrived at my house!!

hurrah!!!!!!

im already sucha tv addict that more tv can only be bad for me.

but who cares??!! no tv, no life. =)

anyways im convinced that with more tv i will officially be that much closer to failing outta school, and so i am prepared to blame my mother for my downfall.

hehehehehe. ;)

i can already picture the conversation at the end of this year.

outraged mother: "eh how can you fail your exams???!!!!"
me: "because of tv."
outraged mother: "what do u mean because of tv?????!!!!!"
me: "since you've installed cable in the house, i am merely fulfilling my noble duty of ensuring you dont waste ur $$$ by watching more tv."

i suspect outraged mother might be rendered speechless.

hehehehehe i am full of shit la.

imagining weird conversations with my mother should be added to my list of hobbies. =P

the random buzzes in my head:

- gotham penthouse is quite cooool. and the company was much much fun! =)

- cute lit guy is damn... cute!!!! (for lack of a better word) and he has a nice voice!! hurrah!
makes going for that 1 hr of tutorial worth it. =p

- pullman i no like. boring boring boring. eeeeeeeeee.

- noel coward rocks!! just read private lives. its the funniest thing ever!


all hail the master!!! (which i have just discovered, is what his fans call him)

so original hor?? =P teehee.

ok bear with me people, this post really is full of shit. hehehehe.

and i shall leave you with what has got to be my absolute favourite bit of private lives.

cracked me up non-stop. =D

========

Elyot: I should like to explain that if you hit me, I shall certainly hit you, probably equally hard, if not harder. Im just as strong as you, i should imagine. Then you'd hit me again, and i'd hit you again, and we'd go on until one or the other was knocked out. Now if you'll explain to me satisfactorily how all that can possibly improve the situation, i'll tear off my coat, and we'll go at one another hammer and tongs immediately.

Victor: It would ease my mind.

Elyot: only if you won.

Victor: I should win all right.

Elyot: Want to try?

Victor: yes

Elyot (jumping up): Here goes then -

He tears off his coat.

Victor: Just a moment

Elyot: Well?

Victor: What did you mean about them wanting us to fight?

Elyot: It would be balm to their vanity.

Victor: Do you love amanda?

Elyot: Is this a battle or a discussion? If its the latter, i shall put on my coat again, i don't want to catch a chill.

hurhurhurhur. =)

AIN'T NOBODY SAY IT BETTER THAN HE DOES...



hahahaha.

fugging funny right?? =)

ok mini's right, i do blog the most at the times i have the most work to do.

call it stress relief.

hehehe.

LeGuin presentation tmr.

2 down, 2 books to go.

fugfugfugfugfug.

fug is my new favourite word. goodbye chao neh neh!

aiyah.

crossing my fingers hoping i can come up with something vaguely intelligent to say tmr.

i loathe presentations.

baaaaahhhhhhhh. =(

OH, ALL THE OPTIONS!!!

not the slightest bit of work done today...hehehe.

god, im sucha bum.

with a test on monday and presentation on tuesday to boot.

school's a chao neh neh la. =(

hehehehe but no matter...

had alot of fun with the gigglies at shih's birthday lunch today!

i heart u all!!



ripped this off shih's blog... such nicely done up pics! =)

pok's costume party next week!!! so exciting!!!!!

ideas for costume include:

- porn star ( minimal costuming involved = save $$) =p
-> my alias being mimi shag-alot

- mahjong tile (if there's enough of us, we can even win a mahjong game! pong pong! teehee.)

- a giggly ghost (think white sheet with 2 holes cut out for eyes)

- a char siew bao (the large width can knock everybody out of the buffet line..yes!!!)

- jesus! (also minimal costuming = very efficient)
-> only need to bring robe and crown of thorns =p

or like i told nott, if all else fails i tape some chest hair to myself and go as a man!!!

hurhurhur.

so fun!!