ESSAYS MAKE ME FAT

they do, they really really do.

well, fatter than i already am. dammit. heh.

typically this is how it works:

i think of 1 line and i write it down

thinking has drained me of brain juice so im hungry. so i go find some nonsense to eat.

come back and think of 2 more lines, write them down.

because of the lack of thinking i usually do, im hungry again. so wat do i do?? i eat again!!

and then come back and write another few more lines.

usually by the time i've written a grand total of 5 lines, all i feel like doing is drowning myself in chocolate. hah.

this is pathetically sad. my essays are making me fat.

and they're lousy essays too!!! the very concerned mum just read my philosophy essay and she's like, "wah, this is very gp-ish leh. are u sure ur doing it right????"

-peng-

im screwed. im really screwed.

and i still have my bloody science tutorial still not finished!!!

the maths and calculations will prob kill me first.

ok i think i'll go drown myself in chocolate now. =(

OH HAPPY DAY!

hahahaha everything about today just made me incredibly happy. whoo!! its been a while since fi and i have been that happy with yang guifei.

woke up late for the upteenth time this morning. im a useless turd. hehehehe.

watched the sheares hall production last night, which was pretty darn good if u ask me! hehehe.. cracked up so much cos it was really funny.. and of course, kudos to bryan! he was v. v. good!! =)

ah well. am off to skool now.

bloody long bus ride, here i come! = s

MY TOTALLY USELESS POST...

which is a result of my need to procrastinate. hahaha... im a big git lah. have got stuff to get done but for some reason, i really really really don't feel like doing.

i want to nap. self is pig. hah.

hmmm today's row felt better than the past few ones we've had. hahaha... not too bad. at least we managed to keep in a straight line most of the time. (hahaha very much unlike the past few trainings where we've been veering totally off-course due to my lousy sense of dirction! how to drive like that??!! heh) well, except when my cap oh-so-unglamourously flew off my head in the midst of our sprint and flew right into fifi's face!!
hahaha that threw us off a little. but it was damn funny lah. i can still hear fifi sputtering from shock.

Fifi has declared tmr partner appreciation day!! which means we can't insult each other anymore! and we get to shower each other with carebears! and sing cheesy hanson songs in memory of our cj days!

wahahaha... partner appreciation day should be made into an annual thing! its so fun! =)

RECONNECTED!!

yay!! hahahaha... my computer's up and running again!

have felt quite lost without it. oh man, its sad how dependent i've become on this thing called the internet. hehehe

on mid-semester break but yet have realised that i have 3 bloody essays due next wk!! why oh why did this realisation not hit me earlier?? but then again, when it comes to disgusting assignments, i go into denial mode till its time for submission. kanasai.

condemned le! bye bye holidays!! =0

the past weekend was a blast tho. hahahah.

sheesh... bloody publications editing deadlines are getting me down. argh.

am contemplating running a blunt pencil thru self. hah.

im starting to ramble and blurt nonsense. i need tv therapy. hahaha =)

ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING A MAHJONG KAKI...

Boo ya!!!

i have finally acquired the skill that is mahjong!

well, sort of.

hahaha... think belle wanted to bang her head against a wall trying to teach me the basics of the game. they had to reduce it to the simplest possible concept so that i would get it. =)

i may still be incredibly useless now but i will aspire to play a full fledged mahjong game on my own come next chinese new year!! wahahaha

speaking of which, my granny's absolutely thrilled that i've decided to pick it up. hahaha... no one else in my family has the slightest inkling of how to play. which explains my utter useless-ness at the game. hah.

but it really is quite addictive.

Thanks guys for the great time, i really did have alot of fun.

although i've realised i am a big pig and that sleeping at 530am only to wake up a couple of hours later does not work for me. i think i slept thru every class today. totally spaced out. hah.

i miss my ij friends. hahaha... am feeling incredibly nostalgic right now. think the meeting up with them yesterday did it. felt damn good to see them all again. seriously miss them alot alot. hahaha

hahahah v day makes me oh so sentimental lah.

fwah, constantine on friday!!! yeah! yeah!

keanu reeves, here i come! hurhurhur ;)

GOING DOWN!!!

ugh. i have zero resolve.

i had these great ambitions to wake up at 6 this morning so that i could make it to my ungodly 8am universe lecture. ( i meant to wake up! honest! heh)

but as i should have expected, i open my eyes this morning and think to myself, "why the hell is it so bloody bright???!!!

and then i realise...

it shouldn't be so bright if its 6 in the morning. actually it shouldn't be bright at all. period.

and then i realise, its bloody 8:52!! kanasai. so much for my hardened resolve to get up on time for class.

ah, its just as well. the Grammys showing on tv which means i get to stay home a little longer and watch. well, at least till my next class.

i should be wallowing in remorse and regret for always not making it to my 8am classes. im going down lah.

hahahaha.. but as yvette always says, "kim! ur priorities are screwed!!" its true i tell u!

anyways, happy v day people! =)

US SILLY SILLY PEOPLE!

hahahaha so this morning's volunteer session with the kids turned out to be a teh-drinking session for daffy, gem and me instead! cos we 3 were silly enough not to check the yahoogroups before going down today where they had posted an e-mail indicating that there was no volunteer session today cos the kids had gone home for CNY! damn funny. oops. =)

we loitered around looking like suspicious figures up to no good, wondering why there was nobody else around and the place looked a tad bit dark and deserted. hehehe till daf called and found out! after which we proceeded to comfort ourselves with prata and teh.. hahaha... easily comforted we were! hehehe

oh well, am off to ka-chng's place for a while. she's sick!! poor thing! on cny too! it bites to be sick on cny... missing out on all the good food that makes cny so great!

and den to meet some of the cj folks for seafood! yesh, i am a pig and proud of it! hah.

ariel's moving into hall tmr!! i shall make myself a frequent visitor there since she and sweet both have rooms there! they can let me sleep under their beds! ahahaha god, im shameless! ;)

oh man, i really really really wanna move into hall!! ahahaha... raffles hall will suffice!! (fifi is determined we can live there if we use the loos at at the sports and receation centre opposite the road) cos raffles hall toilets are bad!!

hahahaha oh man, looking at the situation, if i move into raffles hall, im gonna have to run across the road just to piss! kao! hahaha plus, fifi will prob kill come dangerously close to maiming me seeing as i am a disgustingly messy person to live with! i thrive in mess! but still, it'd be a blast! =)

now all i gotta do is convince my mum i won't get up to no good. she's convinced she'll never being able to keep tabs on me if i move into hall! drats. =(

WADE ROBSON...



fwah!!!! wade robson! wade robson! -drool pooling at feet-

hahahaha god do i sound tiko or wat? i seriously suspect so.

was watching this dance project show on mtv - the wade robson project. cos there is nothing, absoultely nothing good showing on tv! hehehe well, there's no Oprah and u all noe wat a big fan i am of day-time talk shows so wade robson is as good as it gets.

but sheesh those people on this show sure can dance! drats, makes me feel lousy that i have two left feet and my granny probably can dance better than i can! hee =)

CNY was fun, but filled with the endless question of, "aiyoh! girl! what have u been doing?? why are u so BLACK?" tactful aren't they, my relatives? heh. =)

note, the last word was usually uttered in a shrill tone loud enough to attract enough other people's attention so that they could start a discussion on how i was gonna get skin cancer if i didn't do something abt it soon. oh. dear. god.

ah well, school tmr. and dim sum with the friday ex e-langers! goody! hehehe

amazing, how the weeks are just flying by. can't keep up. eeps. = s

my brother has the oh so super cool Kiss greatest hits cd!! Kiss i like!



im so gonna nick it off him! heh.

CRACKS ME UP...

so i was in my theatre studies tutorial yesterday and we had to break up into groups to act out an excerpt of this play we've been studying these past few weeks called Shakuntala of the Mahabharata... hehehe so anyways, the play's supposed to be about this king who's trying to get this village girl to marry him and im telling u guys, every single time i read these 2 particlular lines he utters, i just crack up. its so damn funny.. hahaha check it out....

King: Marry me according to the rite of the Gandharvas. Come to me, timid and lovely. The Gandharva mode is cited as the best of marriage rites, my girl of the lovely thighs!

and this one:

King: I want you to love me, flawless girl of the beautiful hips!

*snort snort chuckle chuckle* ahahaha... the italicised parts really really crack me up! ahahaha as i was telling shih and liza, its kinda like saying to someone:
"hey, u have really nice thighs and hips, will u marry me???"

hehehehe.... ok, i noe im being quite ridiculous. but seriously, does it have to be the thighs and hips?? it does not sound the least bit romantic. heheheh sorry guys, this really cracks me up. =)

yup, moving away from that, this is for evelyn:
hey dear, i just wanted to tell u congrats on getting what u wanted!! im so so happy for u that u did!! u truly deserve this opportunity. -hugs- but i really wish u didn't have to go... was so stunned when u told us yesterday. =0 we're gonna miss u alot alot!! but no matter where u are, we're always gonna stay in touch ok? we ain't gonna let distance be a barrier to our friendship!! hehehe... and we'll keep u posted on what goes on at polo.. like ESPN live updates or something! hehehe.. but u gotta promise to keep us posted on wat ur up to also yesh?? its been such a blast playing with ya! love ya loads and loads...

ok folks, here's wishing everyone a very happy lunar new year!! =)

p/s: i've passed bloody basic theory.. finally! i never thot i'd see it happen! heh. singapore roads, here i come!!

ESSAY! BLOODY ESSAY!

*grumble grumble* have got a shit-ass 1000 word essay due later today! and i've barely started! not good at all, considering all i feel like doing is getting some sleep!

yikes! am super achy from gym. sigh.

ahahaha alot of the time, things that are good for u are often the hardest to carry out, or not the most pleasant of tasks. a bitter pill of sorts? =)

hahaha i guess i feel that way about gym. as in i noe its good for me, but i always have to psych myself up for it cos its so damn torturous!! ugh.ugh.ugh.

ooh and on the way home today, my dear ol' mum decided to bring up the oh-so-serious (in her opinion!) business of me looking more and more like a boy!! after which she proceeded to describe (in great detail, mind u) every single aspect of me that screamed to people around me, "Look! im a boy! not a girl, a BOY!"

sheesh... and to top it all off, she has gone and bought me a ridiculously pink top for CNY. omg.

i am so gonna look like the sugar-plum fairy. =0

SOB FEST!

wah lau.. i just watched Ghost on tv!! argh.. i swear when it comes to that movie, i am the world's biggest baby!! i was bawling my eyes out!! hehehe

especially at the parts when they played unchained melody in the background... those were usually the parts that emphasized that molly and sam (the 2 leads) couldn't be together because sam was dead and a ghost. sob! sob!

sigh. tragic, tragic. god, i am such a sucker for these kind of movies.

Unchained Melody (the song that launched my bucket of tears! ahaha)
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?

I need your love,
I need your love
God speed your love to me
Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea
To the open arms of the sea
Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me, wait for me
I'll be coming home, wait for me

Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?

I need your love, I need your love
God speed your love to me

ahahaha omg. im sucha softie!! the biggest sucker in the world i tell u. but can't help it lah.. Ghost gets me every single time.. =)

WEIRD...

this is so weird.

when something bugs me or gets me really miffed, i always wonder, do i have a legitimate reason to get upset? or is the emotion all really in my head and there's actually nothing to be upset about??

hmmm... i really don't noe. but it gets to me that i feel bugged.

i realise that its really difficult to please everyone. you can only do your best and hope that things will work out. hehe.

anyways, nut selling was v. fun!! tho i encountered some really strange people. Like when i offered this lady a nut sample from the cup ( as in she was only supposed to take ONE nut, like most people do), guess what she did instead??

she took the cup from my hand and tossed the ENTIRE contents of my cup down her throat!!! like she was drinking a glass of water!! Ahhhh!!!! after which she proceeded to hand me back the cup like it was the most normal thing in the world to do, and tell me those kind of nuts weren't the kind that suited her!!! =0

as u guys can guess, i was like , "Kanasai!!!! Siao!!!!" and every other curse word i could think of. (tragically, yours truly was too gutless to say it to her face..hehehe)

had dinner with neo and lumps after that! ahaha... face-stuffing session as usual but it was a whole lotta fun!! i lub u guys! =)

nut selling tmr after training!!! if one more git tosses nuts down his throat again, instead of taking just ONE, i will maim them in manner of freddy kreuger in nightmare on elm street or something... wahahaha =)

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT??!!

well actually, with online tutorials i mean... gosh, i hate 'em.

ahahhaa well, if i have to be honest, its probably cos i have absolutely nothing constructive or useful to post in the forum discussion group and it bites cos every post i make counts towards my participation grade! sickening i tell u.

hehehe whatever happened to just going for the class, saying my piece and leaving?? that way, no one remembers if i say anything daft (which i probably will end up doing, knowing me. heh.)

very much unlike online tutorial forums where i'll be left staring at my oh so brainless comments that i've written for an entire semester with my name in bold! sheesh. That cannot be good. ahahaa

and its freaky cos the people in my online forum tutorial seem to be posting very intelligent things about the movie Gladiator which is the topic of discussion for tutorial this week. they're talking about history and feminism and things like that. very impressive sia. while i on the other hand, can only think of the emperor's incestous behavious as a hot topic for discussion. think that was what traumatised liza and me the most!!

ahahaha see wat i mean when i said my discussion post is gonna seem way off compared to my tutorial mates if i post anything online?

im doomed. heh. i need oprah winfrey therapy. =0

LELONG! LELONG!

ahahaha.. u guys will never guess what im up to this weekend!!

*drumroll*

selling peanuts!!!! wahahaha... yup, will be helping cheryl sell nuts at the taka food fair this weekend starting friday!! so hint hint people, u guys LIKE nuts and therefore u will travel down to taka to buy them won't u?? -evil grin-

i shall be there shouting ''lelong! lelong!'' and embarrassing cheryl. wahahaha.

hehehehe im terrible man. what an utterly shameless plug for cheryl's nuts. =)

so cool. im looking forward to it! have realised that perhaps flavoured peanuts are my calling. must jot down as possibility for future career option. hee. =)

and seeing neo and the others on fri night most prob!! yay!! i miss u all ALOT ALOT ALOT!! =)

and yesh, happy birthday Neo!! i lub u many many!! see u fri! -hugs-

off to tackle my shit ass physics tutorial. everytime i think about the number of points i spent on my universe module (read: ALL my points), i feel so cheated. chey! ahahhaa =)