FINDING WAYS 2 KILL TIME...

ugh..ugh... 3 and a half hours to go before i can knock off!! it's absolutely amazing how bloody slowly 3 hours can crawl by when one is realli realli bored. like i am, right about now. ugh. the result of my boredom?? searching for nice johnny depp pictures on the net whilst trying to appear very busy doing something impt... tho it's more likely i end up frantically trying to close the windows where i've maximised the johnny depp pictures whenever my boss gets up 2 walk past! hmmm... this mite probably explain the queer looks i've been getting from her as she walks past.. she's prob wondering why it's onli at that point of time, there's incessant mouse clicking coming from my computer! (hehehehe...me trying to close all my open windows of johnny Depp pictures)... i realli need to learn the meaning of being discreet... either that or stop maximising the johnny depp pictures... which is probably NOT going 2 happen cos i don't like the idea of looking at johnny depp thru small thumbnail size windows (i can't admire him in full glory!!)...ahahahaha....
watching Dawn of the dead yesterday seriously creeped me out. when on my way home at the mrt station, i had notions that all the ppl walking around me were gonna turn into creepy, writhing zombie people and try 2 turn me into one of them!i was realli freaked out!it took me a full hour and a half of cartoons on Nickleodeon before i calmed down and was convinced that the chances of me finding zombie people in my house were pretty much non-existent... LUMPS! if ur reading this, ur responsible for my current state of paranoia!!!!! wahahahaha... nah, im just kidding but rich, lumps and i did haf a lot of fun laughing over ICs and stuff before we ended up cowering in the theatre!hahahaha...all the same, it was realli alot of fun! but there's no way u cld pay me 2 go watch dawn of the dead again... anyways, i shall go back 2 looking for more johnny depp pictures, tho im gonna try to avoid blowing up the windows, there's been too much mouse-clicking today oreadi... it's getting too suspicious.. hehehehe.. :)

REALLI WEIRD COOKIES...

im wondering if it's just me, or do the cookies sitting in front of me look like they've got nipples on them??? hehehehehe... im not sure where my grandma got them (and they're realli nice) but it's just that whilst stuffing my face, i realised that the cookies vaguely looked like they had nipples cos the chocolate chips are placed on top of the cookie rather than in the cookie itself so the cookie has all these brown lumps scattered across it... hehehehehe... it's a real laugh 2 look at them... either that, or im just losing it! oh dear... :)

PRACTISING MY PICTURE-POSTING SKILLS...







... and at the same time, finding an excuse to pay a not-so-subtle tribute to my new obsession, Maroon 5!! hehehehe...gah! sometimes, i swear my computer's on strike against me or something...either that, or it's a revolution of sorts... i had just got thru typing abt half of this post when it suddenly decided 2 go hang on me! isn't that just brilliant???!!!! and it's not the first time this has happened! i bet i downloaded some virus into the computer or something whilst downloading music files as retribution for being a music pirate...hehehehehe....
anyways, speaking of being a music pirate, i should stop downloading maroon 5's music if i actually like them that much and go buy their album so that i'd actually realli be supporting them...but, oh well, so much for fan loyalty..hehehehe... am starting to ramble and be weird, but aren't my pictures pretty???? got nowhere else to put them cos im too darn lazy 2 go remember all the web addresses of their pictures, so i shall put them here instead! hahahaha... im feeling pretty glad at the prospect of going to cut my hair tmr... or rather this mop on my head that's been disguising itself as hair!!! hmmm... it is utterly impossible and i can do nothing wif it! so there go all my thots of growing it back out flying out of the window... the growing out stage's the worst part cos it's like all over the place! bah! wahahahaha...was watching survivor just nw and just realised i realli don't like that Shih-ann(??) person... after she won the immunity thing, she just kept on gloating and rubbing it in the others' faces! i lost count of the number of times she said, "i realli needed this immunity" whilst smiling gleefully (of course not noticing all the dirty looks she was getting) as well as the number of times i thot "god,wat's wrong wif her??!!" everytime she said that..hehehehe... i haven't been following this season of survivor, but as of nw, im gonna keep watching till she gets voted off!!!
and oh gosh, this is disturbing... im channel-surfing and there's wat looks like a crazed dancing and singing clay monkey jumping around on tv! complete with the waistcoat and stick just like those v.cool showgirls in the 1950's..'cept this isn't like the cool showgirls cos the monkey looks a tad demonic...hmmmm... crazed and demonic isn't a very combination for a monkey ya?? hehehehe..but all the same, it's quite funny..

DEPRESSING, DEPRESSING...

argh... am seriously veri veri worried now... haf not heard from any of the Unis and am seriously scared that will have nowhere 2 go..argh... the waiting is killing me! i dun noe if i'd prefer not to know yet so i can still pray and hope or, if i'd rather they just send me a letter if they realli dun want me so i can just know once and for all... ugh...feel so crummy and unwanted today... just one of those days i guess.. ack, do not like that feeling... but on the bright side, am going to Little India tonight after work!!! wif rich, liang and maybe lumps!! yay! that thot cheers me up considerably!!!! hahahaha... when we decide 2 make a trip Little India, it can be only for these reasons:

1) We wanna thread eyebrows (Rupini's! here we come!)
2) we wanna eat Indian food!! (no indian biriyani for me anymore... the last time i tried it, it was so hot, i spent more time dabbing my eyes with tissue and maintaining wat was left of my composure than conversing wif anyone)

anyway, woke up this morning onli 2 be greeted wif bushman eyebrows when looking into mirror! was quite horrified that had not noticed this earlier... apparently eyebrows haf now taken on mutant form and are sprouting at alarmingly fast rate! hehehehe... pretty puzzling, for eyebrows that usually can barely be seen!hehehehe... i appear to be spouting rubbish nw...will stop.. hahahaha... shall look for more pictures to post.. ugh, gotta take basic theory test.. fabulous... and i have yet 2 even touch the stupid book!! so much for my hardened resolve when i signed up for the test 3 weeks ago to be well-prepared way in advance...hmmmm... this is so reminiscent of the first time i took the test ...i started reading on the day itself wif the book propped up on my computer at work with my colleague in the background going '' i told u to study for this didn't i, didn't i??"... so much for good ol' optimism..hehehehe.. anyway, ended up flunking it... hmmm... i nv learn, do i?? oh well... will attempt to harden resolve again and study 2nite... :)

hehehehe... this cracks me up every time... check out the link and turn up ur speakers!! hahaha..:)

look, look, everyone!

I HAVE ATTEMPTED THE IMPOSSIBLE




ok, impossible by my pathetic standards den..hahahaha.. i've actually managed 2 post a picture!! whoo-hoo!! bring out the champangne!!! will wonders never cease... the other day, i was getting myself all in a twist trying to post a picture using a "HTML guidebook for dummies" which guaranteed me idiot-proof ways 2 post pictures on my webpage... and sitting there for 2 hours pouring over the book, i still couldn't for the life of me figure out wat the hell was going on!i kept getting that daft little box with the red cross in it!! either it's the bloody book's fault, or im just an idiot ( i was telling my mum abt it today and she's inclined 2 think it's the latter)..hmph! anyways, thanks loads and loads to jen (who insists on being credited for my upgrading of HTML skills)!! hahahaha... anyway, i've decided 2 post this in light of having watched hellboy last nite, which was realli very good.. and with the added fact that i just like the picture! hahahaha... im gonna end up doing nothing but posting pictures with my new-found talent!! tok abt being an absolutely unproductive worker..eating in on work time to post pictures all over the place.. hmmmm... :)... but quick ppl, rave abt my newly-discovered skills on my tagboard!im in dire need of praise! i wanna gloat abt my picture posting 2 my colleagues but haf 2 restrain self or else they'll noe i've been spending the past couple of hours not working! hehehehehe... :)

HELLBOY...AND HAIR THAT WON"T BEHAVE

yay!!! im gonna watch Hellboy tonight!!! oh god, cannot wait to knock off... tho sadly, anticipation has 2 be curbed cos i still got abt 3 hrs 2 go... that, said... i just noticed that i've been walking around the whole day with realli bad hair... and i mean realli. Great... it looks like i've spray-painted it on like Noddy or something...how utterly tragic... i seriously need to haf some gel control... and my hair cut.

NANNY FOR HIRE??... THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT

the other day, i thot i just mite decide 2 pursue being a nanny... had envisioned myself ala julie andrews in Sound Of Music surrounded by happy children and singing songs whilst dancing across hills... hmmmm...but thanks 2 my dear old mum, i've been brought back to crushing reality when i told her abt my new found dedication 2 the cause of enriching the lives of children the world over. She proceeded 2 crush my enthusiasm by telling me horror stories of friends of her's who babysat kids and had absolutely terrifying experiences... where the parents hold them like accountable for everything that happens to their child! And then she says, "... Im not trying to freak u out but..". right. am seriously starting to doubt that children are as innocent as they look... and perhaps are actually little minions from hell or something!!! :) hmmm... interesting thot... tho maybe had better not say stuff like that cos am a firm believer in retribution and am afraid mite end up wif like, 15 kids as punishment for saying something like that! Anyway, tok abt reinforcing a point, that nite after that very enlightening conversation with my mum, she took me and my siblings 2 my godsis's birthday party and proceeded 2 leave me at a table that was filled entirely with kids so i cld watch over my sister... oh joy! at least i was the tallest person at that table! hahahaha... but that was the onli comfort! all the kids were abt 10 years younger than i was and were all messing abt with balloons.. so my sis promptly forgot all abt me and left me to haf a very scintillating conversation with my fork and breadstick.. brilliant!... so much for loyalty huh?? hahahaha... anyway, i've digressed..haf feeling that may not b cut out to be nanny as cld not seem 2 get kids to be happy and sing songs ala julie andrews!!! Bah! i suspect they liked the balloons more than they liked me... how utterly tragic... hahahaha... oh well... i shall just haf 2 make my own kids dance over hills and yodel... :) anyway, haf found a band that i like v. v. much... almost as much as the backstreet boys whom i haf liked since i was 11 and still listen 2 their CDs..hehehehe... it's a lifelong obsession i tell u... anyways, this band's called Maroon 5 and i found out abt them thru one of those singing billboards in town at the bus stop.. it was playing songs from their CD 2 advertise and i missed 2 buses just so i cld listen to the singing billboard!! hahahahaha... oh god, since then, haf downloaded their song and listened to it oh, onli abt 300 times...hahahahaha.... and am still not sick of it! i can sense it nw, it's the beginning of a bee-yoo-ti-ful relationship btw maroon 5 and me... :) anyways, a pre- cosmetically enhanced liz hurley is on tv now..gonna go see if i can spot the differences between then and now..hahahaha... :)

HURRAH FOR ALL THINGS TURKISH!!!!!!!!!

hmmmm...or maybe just the men... everyone, today is the dat i've found my new obsession! Turkey!!! and Turkish men!!! see, thing is, today i was assigned some transcribing to do at work... i mean i've never heard of transcribing before but it sounded pretty impt...so i was feeling quite pleased with myself till i find out transcribing isn't all i made it out 2 be...hmmmm.... rather, it involves sitting in a cramped little booth for say, 3 bloody hours trying to make out what every person in a video tape is saying and writing it down so it can be keyed into the system for reference!!!!! and all i can show for my 3 painful hours is a cramp in my arse and goggle eyes from peering so closely at the tv trying to make out wat some people are saying cos some of them have very very thick accents.... i suspect it was an assignment given 2 me by my boss 2 keep me sufficiently busy so i wouldn't be able 2 whine about my stomach cramps...hmmmm...clever of her, eh? anyway, anyway, transcribing turned out 2 be pretty fun, when i discovered the subject of my tape!!! It was about some Turkish water pipes that haf realli nice smells coming out of them when u smoke them...more importantly, the journalist who recorded that story (who, incidentally, happens 2 b Turkish or is it Turk?) is very very cute!!! which makes the cramp in my arse that much more worth it....hehehehehe.... my colleague, when i told her, or rather ranted and raved like a loon abt the cute journalist, replied in a very calm, dignified tone (check out the contrast) that if i thot he was cute, there were even cuter ones in Turkey (cos apparently, she's been there) which cannot be good for me, becoz now i am under the impression that there's nothing but cute people in turkey!!!! hahahahaha... i wanna go!!!!! which got me thinking, my colleague's got a point - all the people i saw in the tape were very decent looking.... i mean, if the guy selling those turkish water pipes was gonna try 2 sell one 2 me, i'd be a sucker and buy it cos he was pretty darn good looking too! darn... makes me wish i had started saving when i was like 2 or something, then maybe by nw, i wld haf had enuf 2 take me to Turkey... bloody hell! unfortunately, wat i do haf now isn't even enuf 2 get me a taxi ride 2 jurong and back (and im not even talking about the surcharges).... hmmmm... i haf got 2 start learning 2 save... which reminds me, i tink i woke up with a sign this morning that i needed 2 start saving money... i turned on the tv to watch the oprah winfrey show anticipating some realli scandalous, controversial topic like teen aggression, divorce, so- and-so is trying to steal someone's baby...blah blah blah...cos she always talks abt interesting stuff like that which i end up missing cos i haf 2 leave for work when her show starts...but today i woke up early to watch it and instead of one of those scandalous topics, i got "How Women Can Manage Their Money" instead!!!! i was like wat the hell??!!! i woke up early for this?? needless 2 say, i sulked the entire duration of the show waiting 4 spongebob 2 start... hmmmm, but i did pick up a nugget of info abt women and money tho i dun noe how true it is... some financial expert on Oprah's show said that women dun like 2 manage finances and leave it 2 their husbands cos they'd rather not noe how much money's in their credit so they can keep spending without feeling guilty! hahahahaha... im gonna try 2 figure out if there's any truth in that one... :)

HEH?!!!!!!!!!

ack! ack! my day did not get off to a good start today... nothing on me nor anything i own seems 2 be holding together...bloody hell!woke up this morning feeling v. bloated so decided i was gonna put on v. comfy striped pants which incidentally i happen 2 like v.much! so all goes well and im feeling quite pleased for being so decisive on clothes this morning for once! usually i just stand in front of the cupboard staring at stuff onli 2 put on the v. same t-shirt i wore two days ago (after it's been washed of course)... so anyway, i piut on my pants and..... the bloody BUCKLE pops off! Brilliant... this cannot be good for my ego... apparently haf put on 10 pounds overnight... so im so insistent on wearing the darn pants, i hold them together wif a safety pin! which is not cool at all becoz now, the stupid zip keeps coming down cos the pin isn't holding it v. well, which means im in danger of indecently exposing myself! that's realli not a pretty sight... ok, so i stumble out of the house in an attempt not to be late for work (which i haf been for the past week or so)...i am not model employee calibre...ugh... and discover in the lift (oh Joy!) that now, the strap on my slipper has snapped!!!! brilliant! brilliant! so i haf 2 go all the way back up again 2 search for another pair of slippers which is hard cos every other pair i own seems 2 be broken or the straps snapped (and at the same time wonder y i haven't done a thing to fix them?????)... in the end having 2 stuff my feet into a pair belonging 2 my MUM!!! to top it all of, the canteen lady doesn't haf my favourite kueh in the world today and i was late for work anyway... hmmmm...it cannot get worse than this...btw, im still trying 2 hold my pants 2gether...:)

oh bloody hell... am driving myself absolutely nuts... i hate hate hate waiting! i seem to be doing nothing else in the office cept' turning 2 my phone every 5 seconds in the hope that it will ring bearing a call from one of the unis... den at least i'd haf a teensy-weensy bit of hope..hmph! i must look so tragic to my colleagues and not to mention haf got incurable crick in neck from constant turning of head to look at phone... sheesh! the last time i got cricks in my neck was when i used 2 strain my neck in econs lecture tring to get a better angle of hamster's face.. which was so not worth the pain anyway cos he'd always be asleep and all i'd catch a glimpse of was his open mouth...hehehehehe...anyways i haf stuff 2 gripe about... i've just about gone all cross-eyed trying to type a whole buncha stuff the boss stuffed in my face... i am the absolute worst person 2 gif stuff that needs to be typed to! i use 2 fingers! how effective can that be?!!!! anyways, the print on the paper is so small i've just abt gone absolutely blind trying 2 type from it and all the words have started 2 merge 2gether...argh..but i guess it'll keep me a little distracted... even if i am compromising good vision! hahahaha... bleugh.. am feeling v. listless! i hate that feeling... haf got 2 stop myself from being so daft...ack!:)