POKE, POKE... AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

u guys have got to poke this little bugger! and don't just poke him once, keep poking him! the different results are a riot cos they're damn funny!!! hahaha... oops, im giving the game away... anyways, go try it and have fun!

poke at your own risk!!

in other news, polo year-end gathering was a blast! had a ball of a time!! friendlies this coming sunday tho.. am scared scared scared cos i always fumble up when im nervous! hehehe.. =0

just reviewed the modules im bidding for nxt sem and realised that i like them all v. much! most of them quite fun modules so hopefully my bubble doesn't get popped when skool starts should i realise they aren't as fun as i had hoped. hehehe. -cross fingers cross fingers-

i want the phantom of the opera soundtrack!! tho liang has kindly pirated the tracks off the net ( liang u hardened criminal u!! hahaha) and shared them with me, i still wanna go get the cd!!

there's some new year's eve block party going on at my place and they're blasting cheesy music whilst setting up. i cannot believe im jiggling to their cheesy music. what is the world coming to?? hahaha :s

Masquerade
Paper faces on parade
Masquerade
Hide your face so the world will never find you

hearing that song from phantom just struck a chord with me. guess everyone puts on a mask to disguise how they really feel sometimes. maybe its easier to deal with things that way... cos by wearing a mask u become less vulnerable and its a sorta protection i suppose.

Moving away from that, reading reports about the tsunami victims is really sad. what a way to usher in the new year. the reality of life being so fragile is frightening. guess its easy to lapse into this sub-conscious idea that we're gonna live forever so there's a tendency to take life for granted. This tragedy was kind of a reminder to me to treasure each day and live it to the fullest cos u never noe when life is gonna be taken away from u.

Don't be afraid to tell the people u love that u love them!! u never know if u'll have another chance to tell them so! =)

Happy new year folks!!

BACK!!

back from genting folks! with a bigger ass to boot cos all i did there was eat! haha.. tragic or what??!! i am so gonna sink my boat at training tmr. sheesh! =p

speaking of training, i have about 2 hours to kill b4 getting my ginormous ass down to ariel's for breakfast with her and kossy b4 we head off to training. was supposed to bunk over at her place but due to some unfortunate but rather comical mishaps, i've ended up coming back home instead! and what's even funnier, we've been keeping each other up on msn till its time for me to leave my house! oh man, are we gonna be zombified tmr or what??!! hahahaha... oh well! its one for the record of funny memories i guess!!

CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS...

already christmas.. i really do love christmas. whoo, time flies by eh?? and to think i can still remember last year's christmas! hahaha... goes to show just how quickly the year has gone by. =)

The only thing that remains consistent is change.

This year has been an eventful one. A wonderful, but eventful year. hahaha.. so many changes have taken place but its always good to know that some things don't change. The knowledge of that comforts me in the times i feel like i cannot keep up with all the change going on. hahaha.. im talking in circles here.. sorry guys. something i saw just bothered me and got me thinking about this. change is inevitable tho sometimes i realli wish it wasn't.

The past week leading up to christmas has been great. loved every moment of it..

- hanging out mel and sarah, talking about anything and everything under the sun. mel im so glad ur back. and sarah, yesh... sleepover, sleepover wld be great! ; )
- seeing the T1-ers again at ian's place. Just like old times back in cjc. had a good laugh and it felt good to be back in their presence again. brought back memories of sng, nathan and loads of great times.
- thot the wave-ryder sleepover was a blast! hahaha... scandals galore involving crackers and durian! hahaha.. god forbid the photos ever resurface to face the world! hahahah... but i had a bloody good time!
- meeting up with nas and mylene yesterday. seeing them always makes me feel happy.
- attempting to huff and puff carols with jen on our warm down row at training yesterday. We came up with a new carol for this yr! its in the works of being perfected. watch this space =)
- my granny's 71st birthday! which comes 2 days b4 christmas..its wonderful to see her so happy.
- going to midnight mass. There's something about midnight mass that gives christmas that extra-special oomph! hehehe

off to genting tmr. boredom on a 6hr bus ride - here i come!! hahaha... oh well. but im gonna be missing the friendlies against TP cos of that. sigh. wish i cld be there... *cheers for the team* but i'll be rooting for u guys all the way!!! hahaha... =)

exam results being released tmr too. ewww.... talk abt a wonderful christmas gift eh? -wrinkles nose- =0

ok, im outta here. off to see relatives who will probably proceed to ask me a host of embarrassing questions. Gah.

merry christmas everyone!! hahahaha... =)

Later:

u2's "how to dismantle an atomic bomb" rocks my socks... hahaha... i should be packing but im pretty content to laze here and keep listening to u2. im sucha bum.. everyone else in my house is either packing or has already packed ages ago. sheesh.. hehehe.. =p

WASTING AN AFTERNOON OF SWEAT...

by eating bloody Mcdonald's!!!! argh. condemned, condemned. all the effort put into today's gym training totally wasted by giving in to a "i need Mcdonald's!!" moment. sigh. oh well. hahahaha...

my mother bought me 3 of those el cheapo $4 classics books but she won't give me back my phone. bloody hell. i bet she's anticipating the books will keep me from going mad during my period of being grounded at home. hahahaha

i feel sore from gym. yikes. anyways, there's polo tmr so yay!! hahaha.. den am gonna catch up with sarah and m.ho when they come over tmr afternoon and later in the night, with my ex-classmates at ian's!! goody, can't wait... now all i have to do is figure out a way to get myself ungrounded for tmr night. ideas, anyone?? hehehehe

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADRIANNE!!!! i lub u lots and lots!!!!! =)

TRAGIC STORY...

i just finished reading a book that made me want to cry. It's called Holding the man and it was written by this writer who was homosexual and documenting his relationships and struggle with AIDS. what was tragic was that he infected his partner and eventually his partner died b4 he did. But the whole description of his partner's downward spiral and eventual death just got me super choked up. damn sad. he realli did love the guy.

and something the writer said in his book realli struck me.

When he saw what was left of his lover after the disease had totally ravaged him, he said: "There's not a lot of dignity in death eh?"

it made me wonder if there is any truth in that.

The last time i was that impacted by a book was when i read sleepers. This one was damn good tho. hahaha.. guess this is wat happens when my dear old mum shuts me up at home.. i read these books and get really emotional about them. hee. =)

PHONELESS...YIKES!!

sigh. the mum has decided to take my phone away from me. and to add to that, ground me as well. apparently this is what happens when i don't call her to tell her im coming home late. hahaha... aiyah, i guess i deserve it lah. should have called her to tell her. yup, anyways after getting a whole earful from her and the dad, she says i can have back my hp privileges when i prove to her i've learnt how to use a phone for proper purposes (ie. calling her when im gonna be home late)... but i figure, how to prove anything when i got no phone to prove with??!!! hehehehe... oh well. such is life i guess. shouldn't have made her worry. hope she gives it back soon tho. ={ In the meantime, u guys can call my house if anything ya?

That night with leanne, liza, josh and changyi was v. fun tho.

Just some stuff i need to say:

Shar and Jen: Thanks for listening to me rant yesterday morning when i was miffed. i really appreciated it. u guys are great! =)

Sarah: I luv u!!!! and it was great talking to u.. if ever u need anything, u can always call me.. im here for ya!! see u on tues? (hopefully my mum un-grounds me by then..) hahahah

Sweeting: Thanks for calling to cheer me up! It was fun!! luv u!! =)

A NOT- SO- PROFOUND ENTRY...

totally pooped. hahaha... i always get like that after training. then i'll get on the bus, fall asleep in a corner and always wake up almost too late for my stop. hahaha.. its becoming a standard routine liao. but training's always fun, so i guess i don't mind the embarrassing moments on the bus where i sleep with my mouth open ( and i bet that happens ALOT cos i always sleep with my mouth open). or diligently trying to ignore the dirty looks i get from other good commuters of the Singapore bus service when i wake up suddenly and realise its my stop and then i haf to " 'scuse, 'scuse " my way out of the bus whilst treading on many many toes. hahahaha...

i have these weird thoughts going on in my head. no good, no good.

weird thoughts, get out now!! ={

hahaha... i think im going nuts. :p

SWEEPING DUST IN THE CORNERS OF MY MIND...

hahahaha... i have a squillion random thoughts in my head right now. just had a sudden urge to write a couple of them down.

i suddenly feel like reading sleepers, the one book that traumatised me so much i felt like bawling whilst reading it. only thing is, i can't bloody find it. drats.

the dyed bits of my hair have gone from bright pinkish-red to orange to an even paler orange and now im just waiting for it to turn completely pale. am miffed. eek, my hair looks like it's rotting.

rowing with jen tmr. whoopee! as jen says, im probably deprived of her insults after she's been away a week.

there's some v. gorgeous nokia phone that i like v. much but know i will never be able to afford unless i hawk every bloody thing i own. and even then, that still might not get me the pretty phone. bah!
ah well, looks like im stuck with my "looks-like-the-one-in-the-national-day-goody-bag" phone. hahahaha... =p

am also v. peeved that i've gone and lost my favourite gray jacket today. it had MY SMELL on it. dang. =(

can't go for polo tmr night cos of mum. oh crap. hope she lets me stay over at the halls tho.

i feel deluded. omg, don't know what the hell im thinking.

argh. stoopid gorgeous nokia phone ad is showing for the upteenth time! talk abt rubbing in the fact that the bloody phone is off-limits to me! hahaha... sick sick joke i tell u.

TYPE, TYPE, TYPE...

doing some bloody data entry thing for my dad now.. what a way to start the morning! so bloody boring. sheesh. hahahaha... not a good thing when all i wanna do is watch 'the sound of music'!! hahahah... trust my mum to plant a total source of distraction in my hands like a sound of music vcd!! *restrains self from looking at vcd*

hahaha.... meeting up with liza and sheena for lunch later... goody! can't wait... hahaha... have been missing them loads this hols! hahaha... after that am off to skool for my very first canoeing training in a v. long time!! sheesh.. knowing me and how lazy i am, im probably gonna be the most utterly useless person there! hahaha... ah well, am off to go tap tap tap my dad's info into the computer. here's to another 2 more boring hours. :0

POLO!!

yesterday was a v. good day!! hahaha... match with SP turned out to be a v. good experience.. tho v. nerve-wracking cos i was so scared. was kinda peeved at myself tho for not being able to roll up during the game when i was capsized by the cool butch which led to a very embarrassing red-face inducing moment regarding the 'cool butch number 8'' who pushed me down... guess i was too panicked and couldn't keep get my act together when i was capsized... argh... of all the times to not be able to roll up, it had to be this one.... sheesh...hahaha... but everyone realli went all out and put in sucha lot of effort.. think everyone played great..thot it was fab for our first game.. wave-ryders! wave-ryders! wave-ryders rock!!! yeah!!!!!

hahahaha... the embarrasing incident regarding the ''cool butch number 8'' was well summed up in kos's blog.. and all i did was tell the others i thot the butch wearing the number 8 was super super cool!! i didn't even noe the incident had occured till the others told me later!! did someone say malu??!!! hahaha.. im fact, kos's version is so totally well-described i've put in the excerpt from her blog (credits to kos for copyright! hahaha):

*Kim tugging her canoe outta the pool*
No.8: Sorry sorry...are u okie? Don't be angry...
*Kim still tugging her canoe outta the pool (saying that she's ok and stuff)
*Ariel: Don't worry, she wouldn't be angry cuz she admires you.
No.8: Looked a tad embarrassed *chuckles* and paddles away.
*Kim totally didn't hear what was going on*

JB trip was super super great!! headed there after SP matches.. i had sucha fun time!!!! think getting there was half the fun! hahaha... playing heart attack at the mrt, walking the entire length of the causeway (back and forth! hahaha), getting stranded on the roadside with kos after the bus driver dropped us off and wldn't let the others out till abt ten minutes later cos he was driving off with the flow of traffic (super hilarious! hahaha), seafood dinner, funny hand signs that were accompanied by slaps and most of all, wonderful wonderful company!!! laughed so much i was completely pooped when i got back. thot it was a fab experience for my first trip out of s'pore without my parents. hahahah... must go again!!! =)

FRIENDLIES... AND A TRIP TO JB

friendly match with SP later today... freaky freaky. am scared shitless cos have never played in a match b4 so am crossing my fingers that i don't get too paralysed with fear...hahahaha....

and after that, we're headed to JB for the evening!!! seafood, seafood! can't wait.... this is probably the first time my mum has ever let me have my passport to go somewhere without her. amazing. sheesh. hahaha... but im definitely not complaining... am realli looking forward to it!! hehehe...

crap, my hair dye ran whilst at training just now. darn, must have been the chlorine. i looked like i was bleeding from the head. hahaha... definitely not good!! =p

oh well... off to bed now. =)

PINK! OR NOT REALLY...

much to my mother's horror and against everything she considers to be sensible in this world, i've gone and got myself pink tips in my hair! hahaha... my mum thinks im absolutely nuts to say the least! hahaha.. its not much but am so pleased with it. oh gosh, im such a goondu. =) Thanks nas for the great company!!

Last night was v. fun!! had a darn good time.

i love love love polo. hahaha... ok, think i might be officially mad now. must be all the pink dye seeping into my already non-existent brain. =p

BLOGGER IS A PAIN IN THE ASS...

after not having worked for weeks in a row, blogger has finally decided to stop annoying me! sheesh!

the holidays have been going great so far... it does feel v. nice not to have to agonize over not knowing anything for exams. hahaha... well this state of happiness will probably exist till the 26th when i get my results after which i will be condemned cos im probably gonna flunk out and do super badly. oh well, shall enjoy this while it lasts.

hahaha... finally managed to try shisha a couple of weeks ago.. this turkish water pipe thing at arab street which we've been meaning to try for ages. let's just say that it turned out absolutely nothing like we expected. instead of puffing the pipe oh so gracefully and exotically as we had imagined, we bloody ended up sputtering and choking cos the stuff tasted so bad! hahaha... think liza was the only one who liked it and managed to look convincing doing it. the rest of us looked like sucha joke! it was damn funny!! so much for looking exotic eh?? aside from the water pipe, the company and the food was great!!! =)

hahahaha... jie mei's send off on monday went realli well!!! hahaha... think we did manage to totally surprise him.. apparently he still can't get over the shock. Xn and belle were incredibly convincing unlike myself who is the worst liar in the world. hahaha.. i nearly gave the whole thing away cos i was so unconvincing when i called him to check where he was to make sure he hadn't left yet. i was so full of "ummmms" and "uhhhhhs" and i was supposed to pretend i was at the airport coincidentally sending off another fren whilst the rest tried to find places to hide b4 he came. i was so lousy and flustered my story couldn't even stay straight! hahaha.. i went from telling him my fren was leaving for cambodia to my fren was already in cambodia to god knows wat else! hahahaha... everyone was like, "oh no! kimmmmmm...". ok but despite that, he was still totally stunned to see us! =p

hahahaha... oh! and kossy got picked up by a guy who was working at the swensens we were eating at!!! hahahah... way to go kos!!!!! =) it was damn funny cos we were eating when all of a sudden we realised the waitresses were kinda crowding round our table. we were quite stunned at first cos thot they were gonna chase us out or something... turns out they wanted to tell kos this guy in the kitchen was interested in getting to know her!!! hahaha... so cute!!! den Xn pretended to be her gf and they started "gaying" (kudos to sweeting for that word! hahaha) around!! yesh kos, i was almost convinced!! u guys do look like a very cute couple -wink- hahahaha.... went to shar's family bbq thing after that wif some of the f10. it was gd to catch up with them..have been missing them loads!! =)

oh god. my tuition kid's aunt told her i look like a boy when she saw me yesterday. condemned liao. =0

hahahah... and i finally watched 'the nightmare before christmas' when jen and andrea came over to stay. i love that movie!! its so great! can't believe i've nv watched it b4.. since then, i've nicked jen's dvd and watched it oh, i dunno another 20 million times?? hahaha... think i shall go watch it another time now... sheesh.. its like a bloody addiction! hahaha...

EARLY MORNING RANDOM THOUGHTS...

Random thought number 1:
have realised that self has absolutely zero immune system. suspect immune system is practically non-existent. ugh, am hit by bloody flu bug again. bloody niggly throat is so annoying and cannot breathe thru nose when want to sleep or else realise that there will be very loud snoring as a result... thus can onli breathe thru mouth. yikes.

Random thought number 2:
just cut hair a couple of days ago and horror of horrors, suspect hairdresser was a little too trigger happy with the scissors. have now landed up vaguely bald and looking like a pre-pubescent boy. my mum hates it so bad. oh. dear. god.

not good. not good. not good.

im going back to bed. hehehehe =)

MY BIG LAZY ASS...

which obviously my mum wants me to get off during the holidays. so much so that she's gone out of her way to ensure that im employed this holidays. As of now, according to her, i am. and guess what people? im a tuition teacher!! wahahaha... woe betide the poor child who's gonna have to endure my nonsense and lousy teaching!

oh my god. this means that i'll actually be earning something to add on to the pathetic $4.95 that is left in my bank account. yup, $4.95. is that sad, or is that sad?!! hahahaha...

CRAP PAPER....

hahahaha... today's soci paper was shit. dang dang dang. an entirely mcq paper and i couldn't do a ton of it! ouch.

and i realise why... hahaha... its actually funny when i think of it. a number of questions were based on the lectures. so the questions started off with "in the lecture on...." and guess wats the reason why i can't answer??!! hahahaha... u got it. cos i hardly ever GO for soci lecture!!! and when i actually do, i day-dream or i conk out! ahahahah... condemened, condemned. ahahahaha... oh well. maybe my magic 'tikam tikam' will pay off. yah right!

ugh. for some strange reason, am feeling particularly low. and i know its nothing to do with the screwed up soci paper. dunno wat it cld be lah. hahahah... i hate feeling low.

hahahaha... dinner wif some of the cp people was realli good tho. their jokes totally cracked me up and i did haf fun! i love kway chup. suddenly haf craving to eat more kway chup. hmmmm.... =)

hahahaha... and with all my disjointed thoughts tonight, i think i shall attempt, key word here being attempt, to channel some energy into southeast asia for my last paper tmr. i hope to god i don't fall asleep again!!! argh.

BOO!!

i just found out the KL trip has been cancelled. and i was looking so forward to it. boo! boo! boo!

sigh. no more road trip to KL i guess. Nv mind, still have cp trainings to look forward to!! =)

shall take off for a nap before i start mugging for soci tmr.

thursday, thursday faster come!!!! i'll be done with shit ass exams den!! whoopee... =)

KNEE-DEEP...

i am like knee-deep in shit for my papers tmr. i still have tons and tons not covered.

and knowing me, im such an ass that despite my resolutions to pull an all-nighter out of desperation, i will fall asleep.

oh fricketty-hoo!

my mum and sis are putting up our christmas tree. goody! i love christmas! tho my artistic sense leaves alot to be desired which probably explains why my mum always re-decorates after im done with the tree. hahahaha..

here's another startling revelation i discovered today:
my brother who prides himself on being oh-so-masculine (u guys may puke here) screams like a girl!! by god, he realli does! how do i noe?? ahahaha.. well. it started out with me doing an incredibly stoopid thing.. cos my sis just got herself this weird spray paint pen that squirts ink out like graffiti..so my brother decides to spray paint his chest with the word "Hi" just for kicks. ahahaha... under the guise of a need for a stress-buster (and he totally fell for that...the sucker! ahahaha), i asked if he wld let me add on words... and he did!!! so me being totally evil, i added the words, "i suck!" nxt to the "Hi" and an arrow pointing to his armpits that say,"shave here". hahaha.. sick eh?? ahaha... and to add to that while i was trying out the spray paint on him, he was literally squealing cos he's super super ticklish. ahahahaaha.. after that, he was so amused by the artwork, he actually took a picture! i'll put it up here sometime.. hahaha

so now my brother has got a "Hi! i suck!" spray- on tattoo that won't wash off. spray-painted arrows pointing to his armpits which also can't wash off properly. and i have discovered that he screams like a girl!

ahahahaa.. i am so going to hold this over him.

a fair trade-off eh?? he gets obiang spray-painted tattoos while i get incriminating info abt him! ahahahaha

oh well. i shall attempt to mug wat i can for pol sci hoping in vain that i won't fall asleep.

fricketty-hoo! :0

IT MAKES ME WONDER....

why oh why i only realise the error of my ways when exams are 2 days away?? hahaha... its sick. sick. sick. All the weeks of skipping lectures are finally catching up with me.... because now, i realise i know absolutely nothing about the paper im taking on tues!!!! oh well. its true, i am so going down!!!!! shall attempt to go down with some dignity by trying to study for the paper even tho im convinced im going to screw it up. hahahaha... sorry guys for the exam-related posts.. i've just realised what a ginormous bum i've been the entire sem. my laziness has just caught up with me. ugh.

bridget jones's diary on friday!! yay!!!! cannot cannot wait. =)

it looks like rain and i wanna sleep.

i think im eating too much. tummy appears to be spilling over more than usual. hmmm, very disturbing. =0

hahahahaha...

ENTERTAINING THOUGHTS ABOUT CASTING "SINGAPORE IDOL" VOTE...

hahaha... what might have brought this on, u may ask?? hahaha... watching Singapore idol last night made me realise that i think Taufik is v. cute and that casting a vote for him during the finals might actually be a worthy cause... hehehe... he did sing "ain't no sunshine" oh-so-coolly! hahaha... and to think i always said i'd never cast an idol vote!! looks like im gonna haf to eat my words... eeps! hehehehe

anyways in other news...cheryl's surprise birthday celebrations went realli well yesterday!! hahaha.. the og celebrated it for her after english paper yesterday.. check out her expression when the surprise was sprung on her!!



hahahaha... oops!! sorry cheryl dearie!! just couldn't help putting up the picture.. it realli cracked me up.. hahaha... =p and here's one of everyone in the after-math of the celebrations...hahaha... we had loads of fun going trigger-happy with the cameras.. i swear people in the canteen were probably under the impression that we had gone completely bonkers!! what with all our crazy expressions for all the shots... hahaha....Happy Birthday Cheryl!!! love ya to bits dearie!! =)



ugh... exam blues strike again!! why oh why is it that only when u realli should be hitting the books do u feel like doing a ton of other things???!!! hahaha... i wanna watch more cheesy movies! i wanna read my cheesy books! i wanna go play cp! i wanna spend an entire day watching spongebob, oprah and Hi-5!!! i wanna go try that shisha thing on arab street!!! hahaha... so terrible, must must attempt to focus!!!

i have been entirely unproductive today. disgusting i tell u.

my dad's jack johnson cd is damn good. i have no idea who the bloody guy is but i nicked it anyway cos the guy's damn cute. but i always end up falling asleep when i listen to it. bad. bad.bad. hahahah

amd oh, the oh- so- fab (contrary to general consesus) queen song on my blog is gone now. hahaha.. it was receiving too much flak for causing pop-ups and computers to hang. oops. =p

exams are a sick joke. back to southeast asian studies.

THIS IS SO WRONG!! HAHAHA

its official. i am an ineffective study-er. Absolutely useless man. hahaha...it is a well-known fact that one does not spend time watching movies when one has a shit-ass exam paper on friday. But i did have a lot of fun tho... -winks at yvette and liza- hahaha... and that on top of all the cheesy movies i spent the weekend watching when i should have been mugging away!! oh crap.

realised that the X-Men movie sequel is super cool. can't understand why i never bothered to watch it earlier. hahaha.. yesh, one of the cheesy movies i spent the weekend watching. Grease was the other..hahaha... X2 brought back memories of how i used to spend saturday mornings watching the cartoon where cyclops and wolverine wear realli obiang blue and yellow spandex!

hahaha... im still so bloody unmotivated to get down to work. on a surefire path down the road of self-destruction i tell u. and i seriously should sound less chirpy about it. oh dear.

Startling Revelation:
My oh so pre-pubescent younger brother has a girlfriend!!! can i just die right now?? hahaha... im almost 20 and an ESC!! ( an exclusive single for those unfamiliar with the term..hehehe... i owe copyright of that term to kos =)) don't get me wrong people, im happy for my brother and happy to be single but his getting a girlfriend makes me go into severe almost- 20 -and -never been attached-panic right now. hahaha... but oh well. i'll just have to buy a cat and go off to live out my old age in some little cottage away from civilization.hahaha...oh man, im so full of crap. :p

guess those of u guys who've seen my brother since he was a little kid are stunned out of ur wits right now by this new-found discovery about him. hahaha...

by the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL!!!!! luv u, luv u, luv u loads!!! hope ur having loads of fun over there!! wish i cld be there to celebrate with u but we'll have a belated celebration when u come home!! can't wait till u get back to sg!! =)

i should attempt to go back to my books. ugh. yuck. yuck.yuck.

ARE YA READY KIDS?? ... AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!!

spending me money on spongebob has, for some unfathomable reason, made me very happy camper! ahahahaa... i haf arrived at the conclusion that since there is no chance in hell i will ever be able to buy a spongebob dvd box set that costs 90 bucks (with oh, only about 10 million episodes in it to keep me happy for the rest of my life)... i haf to content myself with just one dvd on spongebob which hopefully will, "tide me over" (as jen says) for the rest of my life. this is sad.

And since i was complaining to jen abt the unworthiness of an investment on one spongebob dvd, i haf reduced it to this equation to make myself a happier camper as well as to delude myself into thinking that it was a worthy investment:

1 spongebob dvd: $29.90

1 oh so happy kim who will be in a very good mood at least till she finishes watching all the episodes in it: Priceless

hahahaha...i am a lame shit. but a happy one! weekend's coming! goody!!! i suspect i noe wat i will be doing this weekend: couch-potatoing with spongebob! ahahaha... :)

RANDOM MORNING THOUGHTS...

after an unsuccessful night of trying to finish my lit essay (and falling asleep 3 times no less in between!) , i have arrived at this conclusion:

i am going to fail out of school.

i am going to fail out of school.

and did i say i am going to fail out of school??

ahahahhaa... such absoultely positive thoughts for this ungodly hour of the morning eh?? o h well.

Am going to attempt finishing this shit-ass essay b4 its due this afternoon. Im dead. its totally messed up. no amount of toblerone and khong guan chocolate biscuits (which i've been guzzling thru the hours i was actually awake..hehehe..) can help me now!

more random thots.... john kerry does have strange hair. Its all..... poofed for lack of a better word.. hehehhee... and anyway, i've got my comeuppance for making uninformed bets. who asked me to place the stake on kerry to win when i don't even follow the elections just so i cld take an opposing stand?? that's the second bet i've lost this week. the first was totally US election- unrelated but it was a bet nonetheless and i lost it!! im a bloody goondu lah.

oh well. am off to try to plough thru this essay. good luck to myself. ugh. = p

OUR FIRST TEAM PICTURE!! WHOO!!!



The Wave-Ryders Rock!!!!! ahahaha... here's our first picture as a team that we took on sunday!! and don't we all look happy! hehehe... we're still missing two people tho.. ariel and ting!! realli sad that they couldn't be there on sunday, but we'll definitely take another full team shot when they come back!! hahahaha.... i love the Wave-Ryders!!! =p

ooh... and our very very first publication of "The Candle" newsletter comes out on fri!! check out the cover!! i think dan did sucha fabulous job on it... is it gorgeous, or is it gorgeous??




hahahhaa.... sorry, couldn't help myself cos i think its so damn pretty!

hmmm... for some reason, haf been eating a tremendous amount these days..oh dear. that absolutely cannot be good for my waistline... hehehee.. but i did manage to satisfy my inane mcdonalds craving wif mel lee this morning! ahahaa.. thank god for that. :p

heheheh... attempt number one to start on lit essay... im willing to bet i don't get very far with it tonight... hahaha... and its bloody due on thurs! why do i always allow this to happen to me??!!

WARNING: RADIATION EQUIPMENT AHEAD!

hahahah... consider youself warned. hehehe... on man, is it possible for anyone to actually radiate heat??!!!! i feel like im a bloody heat generator! Bah! too much sun i suspect..hehehe... im now officially a suspicious shade of black...hmmm... hahahaha...

Doing a reading on McDonald's makes me want hotcakes! or big breakfast! or mcmuffins! sob! sob! why are there no bloody 24 hr McDonalds near my house??!!! i shall haf to consider writing a letter now to the area MP on why Mcdonalds fail to exist here 24/7 to satisfy my weird late-night cravings... hahahaa...

oh god. Sometimes, the crap that comes out of my mouth in the wee hours of the morning scares me. hehehe... =p

SAY HELLO TO THE BIGGEST BUM IN THE WORLD!

wahaha... incidentally myself cos i've spent the entire day mooching around and sleeping, waking up onli to watch Oprah Winfrey on tv!

I suddenly feel like getting a pet. no, not a pet pet per se, as in a cat or dog cos u guys know how much the above induces heart attacks in me. But i was thinking more along the lines of fish... hehehe... i suddenly miss my ex-pet fish Bush and Osama. =p

For the record, Bush is dead (no thanks to Osama terrorizing him by chasing him round the tank) and Osama has moved out to live in my uncles's aquarium where last i heard, he's still getting a wee bit bigger everyday! (its a wonder he hasn't popped yet..seriously) hahaha... but still, i miss my 2 fish!! i always thought it damn bloody funny when the oh-so-pink Osama goes on a chasing rampage after Bush in my tank!

I think i want new fish. possible new pet names anyone?? =)

FLU BUG..... OH BUGGER!

ooh... am feeling so crappy right now... think the flu bug has finally caught up with me!! or maybe its just an allergic adverse reaction to having to write research papers.. :(

am so nowhere near finishing my paper.. and the flu's making me all lethargic.... and i want to go for CP tmr... but i can't if i don't finish this shit-ass paper... oh shucks.... no choice but to chao pia... why oh why do i have such lousy time management?? oh well.

hahaha... i know this sounds so self- pitying cos everyone else is going thru their own shit too and i'll probably delete this later... hahaha.. but i just needed a good rant. this week has just been horrid cos i let things pile up too much.

lunch with jen, yan, mark and zheng cheered me up considerably tho... it was good to catch up with them...highlight of my day today! tho i had to rush off early to come home so as to get this shitty paper started. ahahaha... and whilst im at it, happy birthday yan!! :p

i shld get off my fat ass and stop complaining.

i need a hug. must be the flu making me crave affection. haha.

hahahaa... and don't i sound like sucha sad git for saying that??

WHAT AM I DOING??!!

hahahaha... wat am i doing up so late?? hahaha.. blame it on my lousy time management i guess... haha.. supposed to be doing my essay due on monday but ended up talking on msn.. hmmm... i get so easily distracted... oh well! hahahaah.... ;P

Just had a realli good talk with jen... thanks for that dearie... i realli did enjoy it... it made me feel all happy... we always pick the strangest hours to talk... haha... like the wee hours of the morning! but it was good :)

and for the first time in my life, i went to Ghim moh!!! i've never even been to bloody ghim moh all my life!! ahaha... had some time after eng today b4 having to head back to skool so we headed to ghim moh to grab a bite... so worth the trip cos its sucha quaint place!! ahaha... u hardly see places like that anymore.... liked it so much... must make that a weekly affair eh?? :p

" MONDAY, TUESDAY.. HAPPY DAYS!! "

hmmm... hahaha... i miss watching the tv show "happy days"! don't know wat got me round to thinking of "happy days". used to wake up super early during my hols after o levels so i cld watch 'happy days' at the ungodly hour of 7.30am!! hehehe... oh well, since there's no more 'happy days', i'll just have to survive on my dosage of "Oprah"... hahaha.... i am the ultimate tv addict i tell u... i quote liza on this, "Im going down!"... sorri guys, this is a super meaningless post... just felt nostalgic abt "happy days'' :)

NUTS!!!

deadlines are driving me bloody friggin' nuts! desperately attempting to finish my pol sci essay, with the end nowhere friggin' near in sight! (hahaha... count the number of expletives in this one sentence alone! :p)

On a brighter note, i did enjoy the row with jen so much yesterday... hahaha... i miss rowing with her! tho we didn't get to pollute the river with our horrendous rip-offs of Hanson songs... too much huffing and puffing going on... hahaha... no more energy to sing songs! oh well, there're always visits back to kallang that we can make to visit coachie and sing cheesy songs while we row. hehehe.. :)

ok, back to PS... :<

HELP, HELP!!!

oh god, am feeling totally overwhelmed now!!! think im reaching my wit's end! ugh... everything, and i mean everything seems to be piling up and i haf no idea where to start.... ARGH!!!!!!!!!!

hmmm... on a slightly brighter note, im through with my museum report.. goodbye, bane of my existence!! and i haf no class tmr... so sleeping in is a good option as any eh??

note to self, i realli must stop dressing like a construction worker when going to skool... time to dig up all my skirts so that i can come across as the ultimate epitome of femininity!! hahaha..wat are the odds of that happening??!!

OH-SO-BORED....

sigh... i wanna go cp tmr... but cannot.... i haf a friggin class and i realli can't afford to skip that one... crap. Mel and i are discussing the importance of using the "F" word... hah! much better than my bloody report. :)

THE NEW CAUSE I PLEDGE TO....

im going to be an advocator of gay rights!!! :) hahaha... thanks to the oh-so-fabulous book on gays and the lives they lead that im reading right now... trust me to get so caught up in the entire thing... :) This kinda goes hand in hand with what we discussed in soci tutorial today... abt alternative types of family structure... gay-lesbian families being one such example. Im all for legitimising gay marriage... hahaha... after all, who's to say that the family must consist of one male, one female and children?? Homosexuals cld do just as good a job parenting as any heterosexual!! hahhaa... im very pro-gay now lah... must be the lethal combination of both the book and today's soci topic. I love soci. :)

anyways, in other news, jen and i are going to be rowing together again!!! for this canoeing thing that's coming up!! yay!! hahaha... know wat i miss abt rowing with her??

- Her constant need to stop and scratch either her nose or ear
- Us making up oh-so daft-but very-funny songs whilst dragging our monstrosity of a boat (eg. T19 days of Christmas)
- Her constant "NO WE ARE NOT!!!" when i tell her that we're almost reaching the end. (because we realli aren't anywhere near the end)
- Her constant threats to drown me :)

oh well, im feeling so sentimental... :)

Im still attempting to write my museum report. Die. and with all the other deadlines coming up soon, this is realli not turning out to be pretty. ack. :(

I DON"T BELIEVE IT... BLOGGER WORKS!!!

oiiiiii.... blogger's working again... bloody hell... make me go swap addresses for nothing..seeing as im so computer-idiotic somemore... @#%@$&#!!!!

I think im going to ditch livejournal and go back to blogger then.... hahahaha... sorri guys, u all are gonna think im so ma2 fan2 (yes, my cheena's improving! yay!) and useless, but i like blooger lah... it's good for absolute computer goondoos like myself. :)

ugh... am attempting to do my report on my visit to the museum.. im so bloody uninspired! ack. ack.ack. How does one write a report on a buncha inanimate objects that one has absolutely zero interest in?? i realli have no clue. :)

OH THE HORROR...

of unfinished assignments and being incredibly behind in one's schoolwork! and i mean incredibly!! i mean, it's only been like 3 weeks plus and already i find myself way behind in readings and stuff... oh well...
just got back from CSS cg... it was pretty good i gotta say... but now gotta start prepping my lit assignments for tmr.. dun even noe where to start man! ooh... btw, HAPPI BIRTHDAY RICHELLE!!! and HAPPI BELATED BIRTHDAY MYLENE!!!! so sorri mylene luv that this was posted up so late... i luv both u guys loads!!!! celebrated wif mylene and the others at marche last fri and wif the f10 peeps at sakae yesterday... we totally stuffed ourselves silly!! but it was loads of fun!!
oh ya, haf decided to collaborate wif yvette when we start work to set up a roti prata stall at the MTV Asia office... to fulfil our dreams of working at MTV!!!! hahahaha.. the office is so bloody cool! went wif yvette yesterday to collect this prize she won from mtv (her 2nd in only a matter of weeks?!) and the office is so glam! its all glass and sleek looking... wif like pool tables, a bar and all these sofas... wah!!!! and to top it all off, the office is shared wif nickleodeon!! and everyone knows i love spongebob! hahahaha.. so me and yvette haf decided that the only way we're gonna ever get to work there is to set up our prata stall... and since those ppl at mtv probably wun want to eat prata wif their bare hands, we've derived a perfect solution... Prata-on-a-stick!!!! its fusion food!! hahaha... still needs more planning... argh... arms still hurt from canoeing.. jeez! haven't done all this in ages... anyways, hafta go catch up on homework... toodles! :)

to add on:
oh god, i so haf to post this here! my oh-so gay therapist who shocked me enough by even having a girlfriend has shocked me even bloody more!! when i went for therapy last monday, i totally made the biggest mistake of asking him how he and his girlfriend met... i so did not expect to hear anything this cheesy! u guys gotta tell me this is so "channel 8 drama serial" - he met her when she was his patient!!!!! ack! ack! ack! is that tiko or wat??!!!!!

A CURE FOR "BLOGGER'S BLOCK"...

get this. apparently, bloggers can now get computer-generated blog posts if they're suffering from 'blog block' and can't think of a thing to write. u just keep clicking on the icon and it generates post after post till u find one you like! here's one i picked up whilst surfing... hahaha...

"I very much adore my cousin Tamika. Occasionally she is quite dumb, and then yesterday she just intrigued me... I needed her expertise watching a TV show about art in today's cut-throat corporate world, then she was like:

"That's amazing! I love today's cut-throat corporate world so much!"

At first I screamed "NO WAY!" but then the next day I just quieted down and began picking my nose. After all, she *is* my cousin and all she cares about is my own good... "

Link of the day: href="Joke'>http://www.flooble.com/fun/joke.php">Joke Ratings Randomly generated by Flooble Instant Blog Post Generator

there's a ton of them! and they're all pretty darn similar! hahaha... god, im such a git, spending all this time generating pre-programmed blog posts... but can't help it lah, they're bloody amusing! hahahaha... :)

IN A WEIRD FUNK...

ack. i don't realli know why, but i seem to be feeling particularly down in the dumps these past few days. am in some kind of weird funk that i can't seem to get out of. am feeling very moochy and depressed. ack.ack.ack. realli do not like the feeling. just found out there's canoe polo try-outs on sunday. am v.scared nw, as never have played the sport in my life. knowing me, i'll probably slam a paddle into myself and break my face! god, im so accident prone. :p argh... i don't like try-outs, they always get me v. worked up and jumpy. still remember wat it was like to haf to go thru try-outs for T1 in canoeing last yr. incredibly nerve-wracking!! but oh well, no harm trying rite?? hmmm... still in a weird funk... gotta go back to my readings for tmr... trust me to haf an entire free day today and laze it away!!! so typically me! nw im stuck trying to finish my readings.. crap.

THIS IS PRETTY DARN FUNNY....

Mysteries of Anatomy

Where can a man buy a cap for his knee,
Or the key to a lock of his hair?
Can his eyes be called an academy
Because there are pupils there?

Is the crown of your head where jewels are found?
Who travels the bridge of your nose?
If you wanted to shingle the roof of your mouth,
Would you use the nails on your toes?

Can you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand,
Or beat on the drum of your ear?
Can the calf in your leg eat the corn off your toe?
Then why not grow corn on the ear?

Can the crook in your elbow be sent to jail?
If so, just what did he do?
How can you sharpen your shoulder blades?
I'll be darned if I know - do you?

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don't noe how i managed to find this but i thot it was pretty good. :)

SAY HELLO TO DORIS....

... who incidentally happens to be my new lap-top!!!!!! hahahahaha... despite wat everyone says abt Doris being an utterly stupid name, i think my lap-top is a Doris thru and thru!!! i no longer address it as 'my lap-top'... it's more like, 'has Doris's batteries run out??' hahahaha... it's funny how quickly i've grown so super attached to my lap-top and it's onli been a day! hah.
anyways, haf realised it's abt time i got down to attempting to follow wat the hell's going on in lectures... argh... shld try to do my readings and stuff cos me, yvette, jen and rachel discovered that if u dun do ur readings beforehand, u just dun follow wat's going on! hahahaha... yup, so all i had to show for my 2 hours in lecture were a bunch of cartoon sea creatures sketched out on my test-pad to get rid of my boredom and to pass time while i was totally clueless! :) oh well.
went for catholic students soc... it's nice and the ppl are real friendly, so yup, i guess that's a good thing. :) hahaha... am going back to reading my cheesy nicholas sparks book nw... as much as i hate to admit his books are so damn sappy, they're real good! i actually like reading him! oh well, like i say, wonders will never cease... :)

BLOODY CORS SYSTEM!! DIE!!!

am currently trying to work out tutorial timings right nw... just found out im allowed to put in up to 2o options... shit... and knowing how utterly disorganised i am, im bloody bound to clash one tutorial with another!!!!! Argh!!!!!! oh well, as Yvette said, im probably gonna haf to pray like 20 rosaries or something in the hope that i get the timings i want... jeez, this is hard! my organisational skills suck :(
Anyways, on a brighter note, Phelps and Thorpe go head to head tonight! whee... so exciting! *Note to self* must not go to sleep before then! hahahaha... realise i watch the olympics for the most absolutely wrong reasons! was watching the gymnasts this morning and mentally berating my mum for giving me an absoulute lack of gymnastic ability! (it's all in the genes i tell u)... watching gymnastics is super bad for my ego... i can't even turn a bloody cartwheel... PE lessons in primary school when they teach u how to turn cartwheels always saw me spending most of my time just standing there trying to figure out how to do one without actually cracking my skull!
had to drag myself v. unwillingly down to physiotherapy today... bah! and found out my oh-so-gay therapist has a girlfriend! oh my god. and i was convinced he had alternative preferences!! ah well, guess i was wrong after all... perhaps he's just naturally effeminate... :) but bloody hell, the git made me go running today! i haven't done it in the longest time! came back all huffy with my hair gel dripping all over the bloody place... so unglam! hahahaha... dunno why i even bothered wif the gel! argh... anyways, i is needing to go back to choosing my slots... no skool tmr, and my lap top pick-up! yay! :)

OH GOODY GOODY!!!!!

my laptop's ready!!!!! Finally!!!!! hahahaha... i just got an email saying i could come down to collect it from monday onwards! can't wait! hahahaha... i sound so bloody suaku... nv had a laptop before so excuse the utter "suaku-ness" of it all! hahahahaha... will type an entry from my laptop the minute i get it... can't wait! can't wait!
hahaha... today was a v.good day... spent the earlier part of the afternoon wif cheryl prepping for the arts og bbq... we were assigned salad making (which one wld think is a total fuss-free task) hahahaha...but when it comes to cheryl and me, it turned into a full blown 2 hr thing in which i spent much of the time fretting over cheryl's dog and cat who had to be tied up due to the fact i was abt to keel over from a heart attack everytime they came near me! ahahahaha... but the salad making was v.fun! (we sang cheesy moffats songs whilst we were at it.. so unglam! hahaha) but the salad turned out pretty well if i do say so myself, despite our v.questionable issue of hygiene which shall remain a kept secret... :)
anyways, the bbq was v. v. fun!! realli enjoyed myself loads! was kinda sad i had to leave early tho cos my folks wanted me home to help entertain the guests at my place (who, by the way are still here and dun seem to wanna go home) cos they're doing this early celebration of my sister's birthday... tho it's become more like my daddy's party wif his frens cos my sis is in the room wif her little friends and totally oblivious to the fact that the party is for her! argh... i swear, any moment now, my dad's gonna shriek at me to come out and clear more glasses or pour more beer for his friends! jeez! :p
past couple of days haf also been v.good... on thurs, cheryl, cherissa and me had a super long break and thus headed down to holland village to stuff our faces and buy v. nice stuff (we couldn't help ourselves, long breaks are bad for us!) hahahaha... friday too, we went to west mall to eat and buy a super complicated cross stitch piece that the 3 of us haf vowed to complete btw us! hahahaha... ambitious of us eh? :) before heading back to skool where we killed time in Carin's room (it's super nice!) by doing weird indian dances outside her door! hahahahaha... think we totally embarassed her! she can't face her neighbours anymore! :) ack, i gotta go help entertain more... my dad's breathing down my neck abt my absence already! pah! :)
oh, and congrats congrats to nas!!! who did super well on her management competition! her team was champion!!!!! am so so happy for you dearie!!! u seriously deserve this! luv ya v. much! :)

SOMEONE BREAK MY BROTHER"S GUITAR!

He.Won't.Stop.Playing.His.Guitar. argh!!!!! whilst i think my brother is hugely talented at his guitar playing, it's driving me bloody nuts cos i haf, for some strange reason, a v.bad headache.
I can hear him through my closed door! and mind u, my brother does not believe in soothing kind of strumming guitar chords and singing along to a ballad. His kind of guitar playing is the all out squealing guitar riffs, jumping up and down on the bed (very air-guitar) yelling along to ozzy osbourne and slipknot kind of guitar playing... Ordinarily, i think my brother's playing is quite cool but today i just feel like snipping the strings... gah! am cranky.... :(
ooh... Chai's here... am helping her with her report on spamming... gotta go, will add later... toodles!

I'M UTTERLY FLABBERGASTED...

am back!! and it's 2.30 in the morning! believe it or not guys, my mum didn't call!!!! holy shit!!! that realli is a first! cos u guys that know my mum know how anal she is abt me coming back late and she'll call bloody incessantly till i give up and agree to come home... (now that's determination for you) hahahahahaa... anyways, tonight, i juz called her at 11pm to say i'd be back late and she was totally ok with it! She even agreed to leave the housekey by the stone pig so i'd be able to get into the house!! jeez!!!! will wonders never cease... hahahahaa... oh well, i shouldn't be complaining abt it eh??
had a lot of fun tonight... mel, sarah, jin yue, lumps and i hung out at the chocolate buffet, stuffing ourselves silly!! and on a whim, decided to head to centro cos ntu was having some bash... tix are cheaper at bashes... hahahahaha... we all agreed that the music was v. horrid cos we all detest techno... but all the same, the company was fabulous and i had a great time!!!! i luv u guys!!!!! :) am off to bed nw... goodnight world!!! :)

MY LAST DAY OF WORK... AND THE CURRY PUFFS GET SMALLER

Last day of work today! tralalalalala!!!! i like my job, but i do occasionally miss getting up in time to watch oprah winfrey and spongebob. am missing my daily dose of drama and sob stories which oprah kindly provides me with! wahahahaha... anyways, today's ilona's birthday!and by a stroke of luck, my tuition kid's mum has cancelled the lesson today so now, i can go down earlier to meet the bunch for dinner! whoopee! in other news, bloody bidding system is worrying the hell out of me... coupled with the fact that i don't realli get the whole system and probably never will, knowing how long it takes for me to comprehend things... and am seriously quite freaked that i wun get the modules that i want... auctions are so not my thing. cos i suck at strategising and planning ahead (and like, doesn't one need to strategise and stuff when bidding at auctions so that u make the right move and get the item u want?) or at least that's what i see on tv! oh bloody hell, i watch too much tv for my own good... hahahahaha...
hmmmm... today i noticed that curry puffs at office canteen are getting smaller... am a bit miffed abt that and wondering if it's just me being insanely hungry, thus causing weird optical ilusion of smaller curry puff ... or that maybe the curry puffs realli are smaller cos the uncle ran out of flour or something! hehehehehe... i dunno why i typed that out cos now i think im being a big git but i just had to say it, the big weirdo that i am... :)
and for the upteenth time (and mind u, im keeping track), i fell asleep with my contact lenses again! bloody hell.. it's a wonder im not half blind or something (choi!)... woke up this morning wif v. bloodshot eyes and wondering why everything in the room looks so clear becoz without my specs i see nothing but blurred shapes... and then it hits me! bloody lenses! anyway, haf spent the whole of today, as a result of sleeping wif lenses, squinting and peering at everything cos my eyes hurt so bad... pah! so unglam! i've probably added another sqillion wrinkles to my already wrinkled forehead frowning the whole day cos my eyes hurt and i can't see properly! oh well, at least it's getting better... am off nw! :)

DURIANS IN THE LIFT-LANDING... IT DON"T GET SADDER THAN THAT

am back!!! in the office tho... bah! unfortunately, dinner wif my og ain't gonna happen... owing to boss-who-shld-be-hijacked and my mum who has to go all moral and stuff on me by telling me,"kim, it's onli fair to them that u go back and pay back the extra hours u took off to go for matriculation." bah. im too gutless to argue with my mother.
anyway, matriculation was fun! or rather, the matric maze with all the cca booths was! i signed up for a bunch of things, half of which i noe im probably not gonna go for, cos given a couple of days i wld probably haf forgotten i even signed up in the first place! but think canoe polo sounds v. fun! and maybe publications or something tho i suck at writing articles and stuff... hahahaha... im hopeless! and me and jen got suckered into buying goodie packs in the spirit of the whole thing which we later realised was a pain to lug around cos they were quite bloody heavy! but all the same, i had fun!
i wanna go home! and eat durian! tho my mum will probably throw me into the lift landing to eat it by myself cos she can't stand the smell! how tragic... no one eats durian by themselves in the lift landing! my neighbours are gonna think im such a prick!
oh, and i shld mention, that boss-who-shld-be-hijacked was utterly horrified when i came back with FHM in my goodie pack! she was like, wat do they give u kids to read these days??!!! hahahaha... guess i shldn' haf been daft enuf to be reading it in the office! but for some reason, i thot that was funny... i still want my durian. :(

ESCAPE FROM BOSS-WHO-SHOULD-BE-HIJACKED...

this bites! self wld much rather be at home asleep than feeling v. bored at work!!! oh well... hahahaha... someone oughta hijack my boss or something! i realise i wear too much of the same colour for my own good! im wearing the exact same colours i wore yesterday! jeez! that's sad, no wonder my mum says i dun need that many clothes cos im always wearing the same thing anyway! hahahaha...she's got a point!
on the other hand, this weekend was fun... spent it catching up wif some frens... had a v. good time... there's nothing like catching up wif old friends eh?? :)
sadly, have found self addicted to... (Note: Brace yourselves, people!)... Britney spears!!! i downloaded 'toxic' and haf been playin it on repeat mode ever since!! oh the shame! considering i dissed the song like mad when it first came out.. the irony of such a punishment for being so bloody critical! must realli start learning a leson from this!
hahahaha... thank god am leaving soon to go for matriculation... an excuse to get out of the office! whoopee! sadly tho, evil-boss-who-shld-be-hijacked insists i come back after that! pah! oh well... maybe will end work early enuf to go meet my og for dinner... see how that goes... or maybe evil-boss-who-shld-be-hijacked will insist i stay late to make up for hours i took off! oh the horror! hope that doesnt happen... bah! am off nw..

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER...

Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque
Your Name
Band Name	The Get Up Kids
Role	Vocalist
Trademark	Mental Problems
Love Interest	Well-Known Actor
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

WOT THE HELL??!!!

argh... hate, hate, hate, being sick... bloody viral flu... makes one feel absolutely useless... ahve been doing nothing but sleeping the past few days to try to get over it when shld haf been at camp! bah... ppl at camp are gonna remember me as the git who got sick on the first day... utterly brilliant start... argh... maybe shoulda listened to me mum when she told me to skip the first day of camp and go on the 2nd cos i was running a fever... remind me to remember that mums always seem to be rite abt this kind of stuff... anyway, in short i got sick halfway thru the first day and had 2 go back... and up 2 nw, i still can't get rid of the bloody flu!!! hopefully, it clears up completely by the time sports camp comes round... think it shld... going back to work nxt wk... am kinda happi abt that but there goes my morning routine of catching oprah... darn...

ATTEMPT TO PICK UP MUSICAL INSTRUMENT...

not going very well at all... am trying to pick up the guitar... much to my brother's dismay as haf employed his services to teach me how to play. haf nagging feeling he's that close to maiming me and leaving the remnants of my mauled body in some God-forsaken ditch! i've just made him draw out all the fingerings and the notes for me... and i shld also mention he's on the verge of chopping of my pinky finger cos he says im not supposed to use that finger to play and i keep doing that. know how i figure he's exasperated??? cos after abt the 10th time of him bellowing " DON"T USE YOUR F***KING PINKY FINGER!!!", he said, the first step 2wards me learning to play the guitar successfully was to amputate my pinky!! and that's not a very positive thought is it?? and wat's more, he's proceeded to throw me out of his room with the paper and a guitar to go practice by myself. am sure that this is weird night-time phase im going thru and by tmr morning, will be wondering wat the hell i was doing trying to pick this up in the 1st place! am so not musically inclined...

MUST STOP BEING A GIT...

*note to self* and i realli must stick to that resolution... every time i discover a new band that i like, i end up downloading their song and listening to it repeatedly like some loon who needs a daily fix or something!!! and as the new favourite this month is The Rasmus, (and The Verve!! i've just discovered i realli like The Verve!), i've just kept playing their songs on repeat mode... my mum's starting to think i've gone off and joined some cult in which these songs are the anthems or something seeing as they're constantly on repeat mode... hmmmm... how disturbing... realli must stop being a git, and stop rambling absolute rubbish on my blog... anyways, haf just discovered the best place in the world to buy CDs and VCDs!! Gramophone!!! Jennifer, if i end up spending every penny of my allowance/pay there, and become indebted to my parents for life, i blame u for bringing me there!! hahahaha...nah, im just kidding, but it realli is a v. fabulous place... am wondering how come i nv discovered its joys earlier?? but all the same, thanks jen for bringing me there!!! :) now, i shall go attempt to re-moof my contact lenses... they've been in there so long, they've probably moulded to my eyeball. It realli is a wonder my eyes don't bleed yet... anyways, i've found a nice pic of The Rasmus!! :)

OH SOD IT...

oh fuck-wank-bugger-shitting-arse-headed-hole.. (i've just discovered the best cuss word ever and guess where i got it from?? a nice family-oriented movie like "love actually"!) hmmmm... i don't think i can feel any worse than i do right about now.bugger.

A RANDOM QUIZ... OH GOODY!!!!

Current Mood: v.impatient
Current clothes: my ratty looney tunes shorts and a v.mismatched t-shirt
Current annoyance: motion sickness
Current smell: pretty good, in my opinion! hahahaha
Current thing I ought to be doing: stop searching countless webpages for nice johnny depp pictures!
Current windows open: my room (juz cos my mum says it's ridiculous to haf my air-con on when it looks like rain!)
Current desktop picture: the plastic surgeons from nip/tuck
Current favorite band/artist: Maroon 5
Current book: The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time
Current cd in stereo: Oh Good Lord, i cannot believe im abt to admit this... Sentimental Hits (there, i said it!) :)
Current crush: who else but our resident rodent...hahahaha..
Current favorite celeb: Johnny Depp!
Current hate: nothing in particular

= Do I =
Remember your first love?: if chocolate constitutes as my first love, then yes..hahahaha..
Still love him/her?: chocolate?? but of course!
Like the taste of alcohol?: it's ok, but im not good at holding my alcohol ( i say daft things under its influence)
Have a favorite candy?: i like kit-kats
Go to or plan to go to college: yesh,haf done that
Have a secret crush: hehehehe...yesh
Do they know yet?: i don't think so
Care about looks?: i despair over my newly-emerging tummies everyday... wat does that say?? :)

=Love life=
First crush: this sec 4 butch when i was 13
Single or attached?: single
Ever been in love?: nope
Do you believe in love at first sight?: nope
Do you believe in "the one?": perhaps
Describe your ideal significant other:vaguely rodent-like?? hahaha

=Juicy stuff=
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?:no
Have you ever been intoxicated?: no
Favorite place to be kissed?: have yet 2 discover that one
Are you a tease?: most definitely not
Shy to make the first move?: yesh!

=Word association=
Rubber: chicken
Green: gaudy
Wet: dog(??)
Peanut: muah-chee
Hay: smelly
Cold: coke
Steamy: hot water
Fast: shoes
Freaky: scary band frontmen

--LAST THING YOU:--
Bought: a red cap that my brother said was v.ugly! (oh well..)
Ate: cheese crackers
Drank: coffee
Read: Chocolat
Watched on tv: Rescue 911

--EITHER / OR:--
club or houseparty: houseparty
beer or cider: beer
drinks or shots: drinks
cats or dogs: neither! (im afraid of both...ugh!)
single or taken: single
pen or pencil: pencil
gloves or mittens: mittens.
food or candy: candy
cassette or cd: cd
coke or pepsi: coke
this or that: that

--WHO DO YOU WANT TO:--
get really wasted with: someone who won't remember wat im like when im wasted!
look like: Charlize Theron! (but that's not bloody likely to happen is it?? hahahaha.. :) )
be like: my mum
avoid: the friendly library ppl chasing after me to pay my fine

--LAST PERSON YOU--
talked to: mel ho, jin yue and lumps
hugged: my sister
instant messaged: cherissa

--WHERE DO YOU--
eat: anywhere...im not picky
Wish you were: in London!

--HAVE YOU EVER...--
Dated one of your best friends?: no
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry?: no
Broken a bone?: nope!
Played Truth Or Dare?: yes
Come close to dying?: i shld hope not! :)

--WHAT IS:--
The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: ToyBox (anyone remember them??? precisely.)
Your bedroom like?: messy beyond redemption
Your favorite thing for breakfast? curry puffs and coffee
Your favorite restaurant?: don't haf one in particular

--RANDOM QUESTIONS--
What's on your bedside table?: potpourri in a bowl that has long lost its fragrance
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?: botox or lipo (but even if had opportunity, wld prob not do it as am too scared of needles and pain..hahahaha)
What feature are you most insecure about?: my tummy
Do you ever have to beg?:
Do you have too many love interests?: don't think so :)
Do you know anyone famous?: no, but i wish i was on 1st name basis wif johnny depp!
Describe your bed: v.colourful!
Spontaneous or plain?: spontaneous
Do you know how to play poker?: nope, i stink at card games..hahaha
What do you carry with you at all times? wallet, phone and hamster pouch
How do you drive?: well, i've failed basic theory twice already... so... :)
What do you miss most about being little?: being able to get away wif everything!
Are you happy with your given name?: yes
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: not much, bribing me wif chocolate wld be fine..
What color is your bedroom?: blue ( i wanted it brown!!!)
What was the last song you were listening to?: Porcelain by Moby
Do you talk a lot?: of course not! hahahaha... :)
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?: hmmm.. i think so
Do you think you're cute?: i can't answer that! :)
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?: of course not! Never!
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: i dunno... i hope so but that's best left up 2 others 2 say :)
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?: FRIENDS

FUELLING MY NEW OBSESSION...






oh ya! my tagboards up and running again ppl so pls tag k?? thanks!! and it's been pushed all the way to the bottom (i suspect, because of my ginormous pictorial tribute 2 "nip/tuck"...hahahahaha)
oh good lord, i seriously need to find better things to do wif my time... ever since i've discovered "nip/tuck" is my new favourite tv show, god onli knows how many bloody times i've visited the show's official webpage.. just so i can see that weird introductory sequence where the bandages come off the eyes and the music plays in the background, and the signature line "tell me what u don't like abt yourself" comes on... hmmmm... and it doesn't help that the website also has v.nice pictures of the v. good-looking surgeon... hahahahaha... my weird obsessions are a sickness i tell u... but anyway, "nip/tuck" is darn good tv, if only for the v. good looking surgeon (i think it's julian Macmahon??)... so as tribute to my new obsession, haf decided 2 post some nice new pictures!!! cool eh?? hahahahah...
anyway, on an entirely different note altogether, haf just realised that i need to go pay off my humungous library fine (which i've neglected for as long as i can remember - 2 the point which they've suspended my bloody library card! insolence!!!) so that i can stop owing the singapore govt money!!!! last i checked and that was mid last year, mind u, i oreadi owed them abt forty bucks... oh god, am in so much trouble...goodness knows how much it's escalated since then!!! now, the onli (and most impt thing) is to find out where in crap's name i've put those library books... or else i'll be haunted for life by images that the national library will still send me warning letters to return my books when im sixty!!! (or worse, be placed in the guiness book of world records as longest overdue library book when they're found a 100 years after im long gone!!!) oh the horror!!! hahahahaha... nv mind, shall set to looking for them when im finished wif this post..
hahahaha... the other day, my sister puked on me... we were at the airport waiting to pick my mum up and my sis wasn't feeling well.. so she was sitting on my lap, and nxt thing i noe, she erupts into a coughing fit and this leads to her puking her entire dinner all over my t-shirt, shorts and even inside my shoes!!! (ugh... i told myself, that's the last time i allow myself to wear loose shoes!!!) anyways, most of the stuff's on me, so i clean her up and then head 2 the loo to try 2 get the stuff off me, of course leaving the smell of puke in my wake...i realise i can't get the stains or the smell off my clothes so i start trying to wash the stuff out of my shoe by putting my shoe under the tap in the basin.. then there's this bratty little kid who turns to her mum and whispers oh-so-discreetly, "mummy, that girl is washing her shoe in the sink!!!"... so the mum turns to gif me this v. weird stare... by that point of time, im realli quite annoyed cos i smell of my sister's dinner and i can't get the puke out of my shoe! so i turn to the girl and say v. snappily, " my sister vomited on me, that's why i haf to wash my shoe in the sink!!! happy now??!!!"... ok, so maybe that was quite mean and i wld haf felt bad if the mum hadn't wrinkled her nose and looked at me with this rather disgusted expression and said, " yes, err..i can see that." wat the hell???!!! and the kid still had the cheek to whisper, again ever-so-discreetly, "mummy, why did her sister puke on her???" argh!!!!!!! after that, i had to stay at least a mile away from ppl cos they kept giving me weird stares! (my brother deduced that to the fact that i smelled like rancid macaroni and cheese... in his own words, no less!) hahahahaha... looks like i wun be heading back to Changi Airport anytime soon! ahahahaha..
speaking of Changi airport, m.ho's back from london!!! oh goody!!!! :)

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FINDING WAYS 2 KILL TIME...

ugh..ugh... 3 and a half hours to go before i can knock off!! it's absolutely amazing how bloody slowly 3 hours can crawl by when one is realli realli bored. like i am, right about now. ugh. the result of my boredom?? searching for nice johnny depp pictures on the net whilst trying to appear very busy doing something impt... tho it's more likely i end up frantically trying to close the windows where i've maximised the johnny depp pictures whenever my boss gets up 2 walk past! hmmm... this mite probably explain the queer looks i've been getting from her as she walks past.. she's prob wondering why it's onli at that point of time, there's incessant mouse clicking coming from my computer! (hehehehe...me trying to close all my open windows of johnny Depp pictures)... i realli need to learn the meaning of being discreet... either that or stop maximising the johnny depp pictures... which is probably NOT going 2 happen cos i don't like the idea of looking at johnny depp thru small thumbnail size windows (i can't admire him in full glory!!)...ahahahaha....
watching Dawn of the dead yesterday seriously creeped me out. when on my way home at the mrt station, i had notions that all the ppl walking around me were gonna turn into creepy, writhing zombie people and try 2 turn me into one of them!i was realli freaked out!it took me a full hour and a half of cartoons on Nickleodeon before i calmed down and was convinced that the chances of me finding zombie people in my house were pretty much non-existent... LUMPS! if ur reading this, ur responsible for my current state of paranoia!!!!! wahahahaha... nah, im just kidding but rich, lumps and i did haf a lot of fun laughing over ICs and stuff before we ended up cowering in the theatre!hahahaha...all the same, it was realli alot of fun! but there's no way u cld pay me 2 go watch dawn of the dead again... anyways, i shall go back 2 looking for more johnny depp pictures, tho im gonna try to avoid blowing up the windows, there's been too much mouse-clicking today oreadi... it's getting too suspicious.. hehehehe.. :)

REALLI WEIRD COOKIES...

im wondering if it's just me, or do the cookies sitting in front of me look like they've got nipples on them??? hehehehehe... im not sure where my grandma got them (and they're realli nice) but it's just that whilst stuffing my face, i realised that the cookies vaguely looked like they had nipples cos the chocolate chips are placed on top of the cookie rather than in the cookie itself so the cookie has all these brown lumps scattered across it... hehehehehe... it's a real laugh 2 look at them... either that, or im just losing it! oh dear... :)

PRACTISING MY PICTURE-POSTING SKILLS...







... and at the same time, finding an excuse to pay a not-so-subtle tribute to my new obsession, Maroon 5!! hehehehe...gah! sometimes, i swear my computer's on strike against me or something...either that, or it's a revolution of sorts... i had just got thru typing abt half of this post when it suddenly decided 2 go hang on me! isn't that just brilliant???!!!! and it's not the first time this has happened! i bet i downloaded some virus into the computer or something whilst downloading music files as retribution for being a music pirate...hehehehehe....
anyways, speaking of being a music pirate, i should stop downloading maroon 5's music if i actually like them that much and go buy their album so that i'd actually realli be supporting them...but, oh well, so much for fan loyalty..hehehehe... am starting to ramble and be weird, but aren't my pictures pretty???? got nowhere else to put them cos im too darn lazy 2 go remember all the web addresses of their pictures, so i shall put them here instead! hahahaha... im feeling pretty glad at the prospect of going to cut my hair tmr... or rather this mop on my head that's been disguising itself as hair!!! hmmm... it is utterly impossible and i can do nothing wif it! so there go all my thots of growing it back out flying out of the window... the growing out stage's the worst part cos it's like all over the place! bah! wahahahaha...was watching survivor just nw and just realised i realli don't like that Shih-ann(??) person... after she won the immunity thing, she just kept on gloating and rubbing it in the others' faces! i lost count of the number of times she said, "i realli needed this immunity" whilst smiling gleefully (of course not noticing all the dirty looks she was getting) as well as the number of times i thot "god,wat's wrong wif her??!!" everytime she said that..hehehehe... i haven't been following this season of survivor, but as of nw, im gonna keep watching till she gets voted off!!!
and oh gosh, this is disturbing... im channel-surfing and there's wat looks like a crazed dancing and singing clay monkey jumping around on tv! complete with the waistcoat and stick just like those v.cool showgirls in the 1950's..'cept this isn't like the cool showgirls cos the monkey looks a tad demonic...hmmmm... crazed and demonic isn't a very combination for a monkey ya?? hehehehe..but all the same, it's quite funny..

DEPRESSING, DEPRESSING...

argh... am seriously veri veri worried now... haf not heard from any of the Unis and am seriously scared that will have nowhere 2 go..argh... the waiting is killing me! i dun noe if i'd prefer not to know yet so i can still pray and hope or, if i'd rather they just send me a letter if they realli dun want me so i can just know once and for all... ugh...feel so crummy and unwanted today... just one of those days i guess.. ack, do not like that feeling... but on the bright side, am going to Little India tonight after work!!! wif rich, liang and maybe lumps!! yay! that thot cheers me up considerably!!!! hahahaha... when we decide 2 make a trip Little India, it can be only for these reasons:

1) We wanna thread eyebrows (Rupini's! here we come!)
2) we wanna eat Indian food!! (no indian biriyani for me anymore... the last time i tried it, it was so hot, i spent more time dabbing my eyes with tissue and maintaining wat was left of my composure than conversing wif anyone)

anyway, woke up this morning onli 2 be greeted wif bushman eyebrows when looking into mirror! was quite horrified that had not noticed this earlier... apparently eyebrows haf now taken on mutant form and are sprouting at alarmingly fast rate! hehehehe... pretty puzzling, for eyebrows that usually can barely be seen!hehehehe... i appear to be spouting rubbish nw...will stop.. hahahaha... shall look for more pictures to post.. ugh, gotta take basic theory test.. fabulous... and i have yet 2 even touch the stupid book!! so much for my hardened resolve when i signed up for the test 3 weeks ago to be well-prepared way in advance...hmmmm... this is so reminiscent of the first time i took the test ...i started reading on the day itself wif the book propped up on my computer at work with my colleague in the background going '' i told u to study for this didn't i, didn't i??"... so much for good ol' optimism..hehehehe.. anyway, ended up flunking it... hmmm... i nv learn, do i?? oh well... will attempt to harden resolve again and study 2nite... :)

hehehehe... this cracks me up every time... check out the link and turn up ur speakers!! hahaha..:)

look, look, everyone!

I HAVE ATTEMPTED THE IMPOSSIBLE




ok, impossible by my pathetic standards den..hahahaha.. i've actually managed 2 post a picture!! whoo-hoo!! bring out the champangne!!! will wonders never cease... the other day, i was getting myself all in a twist trying to post a picture using a "HTML guidebook for dummies" which guaranteed me idiot-proof ways 2 post pictures on my webpage... and sitting there for 2 hours pouring over the book, i still couldn't for the life of me figure out wat the hell was going on!i kept getting that daft little box with the red cross in it!! either it's the bloody book's fault, or im just an idiot ( i was telling my mum abt it today and she's inclined 2 think it's the latter)..hmph! anyways, thanks loads and loads to jen (who insists on being credited for my upgrading of HTML skills)!! hahahaha... anyway, i've decided 2 post this in light of having watched hellboy last nite, which was realli very good.. and with the added fact that i just like the picture! hahahaha... im gonna end up doing nothing but posting pictures with my new-found talent!! tok abt being an absolutely unproductive worker..eating in on work time to post pictures all over the place.. hmmmm... :)... but quick ppl, rave abt my newly-discovered skills on my tagboard!im in dire need of praise! i wanna gloat abt my picture posting 2 my colleagues but haf 2 restrain self or else they'll noe i've been spending the past couple of hours not working! hehehehehe... :)

HELLBOY...AND HAIR THAT WON"T BEHAVE

yay!!! im gonna watch Hellboy tonight!!! oh god, cannot wait to knock off... tho sadly, anticipation has 2 be curbed cos i still got abt 3 hrs 2 go... that, said... i just noticed that i've been walking around the whole day with realli bad hair... and i mean realli. Great... it looks like i've spray-painted it on like Noddy or something...how utterly tragic... i seriously need to haf some gel control... and my hair cut.

NANNY FOR HIRE??... THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT

the other day, i thot i just mite decide 2 pursue being a nanny... had envisioned myself ala julie andrews in Sound Of Music surrounded by happy children and singing songs whilst dancing across hills... hmmmm...but thanks 2 my dear old mum, i've been brought back to crushing reality when i told her abt my new found dedication 2 the cause of enriching the lives of children the world over. She proceeded 2 crush my enthusiasm by telling me horror stories of friends of her's who babysat kids and had absolutely terrifying experiences... where the parents hold them like accountable for everything that happens to their child! And then she says, "... Im not trying to freak u out but..". right. am seriously starting to doubt that children are as innocent as they look... and perhaps are actually little minions from hell or something!!! :) hmmm... interesting thot... tho maybe had better not say stuff like that cos am a firm believer in retribution and am afraid mite end up wif like, 15 kids as punishment for saying something like that! Anyway, tok abt reinforcing a point, that nite after that very enlightening conversation with my mum, she took me and my siblings 2 my godsis's birthday party and proceeded 2 leave me at a table that was filled entirely with kids so i cld watch over my sister... oh joy! at least i was the tallest person at that table! hahahaha... but that was the onli comfort! all the kids were abt 10 years younger than i was and were all messing abt with balloons.. so my sis promptly forgot all abt me and left me to haf a very scintillating conversation with my fork and breadstick.. brilliant!... so much for loyalty huh?? hahahaha... anyway, i've digressed..haf feeling that may not b cut out to be nanny as cld not seem 2 get kids to be happy and sing songs ala julie andrews!!! Bah! i suspect they liked the balloons more than they liked me... how utterly tragic... hahahaha... oh well... i shall just haf 2 make my own kids dance over hills and yodel... :) anyway, haf found a band that i like v. v. much... almost as much as the backstreet boys whom i haf liked since i was 11 and still listen 2 their CDs..hehehehe... it's a lifelong obsession i tell u... anyways, this band's called Maroon 5 and i found out abt them thru one of those singing billboards in town at the bus stop.. it was playing songs from their CD 2 advertise and i missed 2 buses just so i cld listen to the singing billboard!! hahahahaha... oh god, since then, haf downloaded their song and listened to it oh, onli abt 300 times...hahahahaha.... and am still not sick of it! i can sense it nw, it's the beginning of a bee-yoo-ti-ful relationship btw maroon 5 and me... :) anyways, a pre- cosmetically enhanced liz hurley is on tv now..gonna go see if i can spot the differences between then and now..hahahaha... :)

HURRAH FOR ALL THINGS TURKISH!!!!!!!!!

hmmmm...or maybe just the men... everyone, today is the dat i've found my new obsession! Turkey!!! and Turkish men!!! see, thing is, today i was assigned some transcribing to do at work... i mean i've never heard of transcribing before but it sounded pretty impt...so i was feeling quite pleased with myself till i find out transcribing isn't all i made it out 2 be...hmmmm.... rather, it involves sitting in a cramped little booth for say, 3 bloody hours trying to make out what every person in a video tape is saying and writing it down so it can be keyed into the system for reference!!!!! and all i can show for my 3 painful hours is a cramp in my arse and goggle eyes from peering so closely at the tv trying to make out wat some people are saying cos some of them have very very thick accents.... i suspect it was an assignment given 2 me by my boss 2 keep me sufficiently busy so i wouldn't be able 2 whine about my stomach cramps...hmmmm...clever of her, eh? anyway, anyway, transcribing turned out 2 be pretty fun, when i discovered the subject of my tape!!! It was about some Turkish water pipes that haf realli nice smells coming out of them when u smoke them...more importantly, the journalist who recorded that story (who, incidentally, happens 2 b Turkish or is it Turk?) is very very cute!!! which makes the cramp in my arse that much more worth it....hehehehehe.... my colleague, when i told her, or rather ranted and raved like a loon abt the cute journalist, replied in a very calm, dignified tone (check out the contrast) that if i thot he was cute, there were even cuter ones in Turkey (cos apparently, she's been there) which cannot be good for me, becoz now i am under the impression that there's nothing but cute people in turkey!!!! hahahahaha... i wanna go!!!!! which got me thinking, my colleague's got a point - all the people i saw in the tape were very decent looking.... i mean, if the guy selling those turkish water pipes was gonna try 2 sell one 2 me, i'd be a sucker and buy it cos he was pretty darn good looking too! darn... makes me wish i had started saving when i was like 2 or something, then maybe by nw, i wld haf had enuf 2 take me to Turkey... bloody hell! unfortunately, wat i do haf now isn't even enuf 2 get me a taxi ride 2 jurong and back (and im not even talking about the surcharges).... hmmmm... i haf got 2 start learning 2 save... which reminds me, i tink i woke up with a sign this morning that i needed 2 start saving money... i turned on the tv to watch the oprah winfrey show anticipating some realli scandalous, controversial topic like teen aggression, divorce, so- and-so is trying to steal someone's baby...blah blah blah...cos she always talks abt interesting stuff like that which i end up missing cos i haf 2 leave for work when her show starts...but today i woke up early to watch it and instead of one of those scandalous topics, i got "How Women Can Manage Their Money" instead!!!! i was like wat the hell??!!! i woke up early for this?? needless 2 say, i sulked the entire duration of the show waiting 4 spongebob 2 start... hmmmm, but i did pick up a nugget of info abt women and money tho i dun noe how true it is... some financial expert on Oprah's show said that women dun like 2 manage finances and leave it 2 their husbands cos they'd rather not noe how much money's in their credit so they can keep spending without feeling guilty! hahahahaha... im gonna try 2 figure out if there's any truth in that one... :)

HEH?!!!!!!!!!

ack! ack! my day did not get off to a good start today... nothing on me nor anything i own seems 2 be holding together...bloody hell!woke up this morning feeling v. bloated so decided i was gonna put on v. comfy striped pants which incidentally i happen 2 like v.much! so all goes well and im feeling quite pleased for being so decisive on clothes this morning for once! usually i just stand in front of the cupboard staring at stuff onli 2 put on the v. same t-shirt i wore two days ago (after it's been washed of course)... so anyway, i piut on my pants and..... the bloody BUCKLE pops off! Brilliant... this cannot be good for my ego... apparently haf put on 10 pounds overnight... so im so insistent on wearing the darn pants, i hold them together wif a safety pin! which is not cool at all becoz now, the stupid zip keeps coming down cos the pin isn't holding it v. well, which means im in danger of indecently exposing myself! that's realli not a pretty sight... ok, so i stumble out of the house in an attempt not to be late for work (which i haf been for the past week or so)...i am not model employee calibre...ugh... and discover in the lift (oh Joy!) that now, the strap on my slipper has snapped!!!! brilliant! brilliant! so i haf 2 go all the way back up again 2 search for another pair of slippers which is hard cos every other pair i own seems 2 be broken or the straps snapped (and at the same time wonder y i haven't done a thing to fix them?????)... in the end having 2 stuff my feet into a pair belonging 2 my MUM!!! to top it all of, the canteen lady doesn't haf my favourite kueh in the world today and i was late for work anyway... hmmmm...it cannot get worse than this...btw, im still trying 2 hold my pants 2gether...:)

oh bloody hell... am driving myself absolutely nuts... i hate hate hate waiting! i seem to be doing nothing else in the office cept' turning 2 my phone every 5 seconds in the hope that it will ring bearing a call from one of the unis... den at least i'd haf a teensy-weensy bit of hope..hmph! i must look so tragic to my colleagues and not to mention haf got incurable crick in neck from constant turning of head to look at phone... sheesh! the last time i got cricks in my neck was when i used 2 strain my neck in econs lecture tring to get a better angle of hamster's face.. which was so not worth the pain anyway cos he'd always be asleep and all i'd catch a glimpse of was his open mouth...hehehehehe...anyways i haf stuff 2 gripe about... i've just about gone all cross-eyed trying to type a whole buncha stuff the boss stuffed in my face... i am the absolute worst person 2 gif stuff that needs to be typed to! i use 2 fingers! how effective can that be?!!!! anyways, the print on the paper is so small i've just abt gone absolutely blind trying 2 type from it and all the words have started 2 merge 2gether...argh..but i guess it'll keep me a little distracted... even if i am compromising good vision! hahahaha... bleugh.. am feeling v. listless! i hate that feeling... haf got 2 stop myself from being so daft...ack!:)