speaking of history...juz had 2 sit for my mock history paper today..*cringe*...am super worried abt the outcome of it cos i so didn't prepare well for it and am rather assured dat i will get a realli stinky score!!!!! bleaugh...ooh...but who wld ever guess dat LT1 wld be so freezing cold?!!!! whatever's left of my bitten-down nails actually turned dis dark shade (i tink it's blue) and i heard dat poor flo's lips turned blue as well!!!! haf never felt so cold in my life!!!! Brrrrr.... ooh... today my family celebrated my sister's birthday... she's turning 6 dis wed!!!! hurhurhurhur... it muz b nice 2 b 6 yrs old... sometimes i still wish i was...hahahahahahahaha... (",)

am making veri veri veri slow progress on my history...come 2 tink of it, it's hardly any progress at all!!!!!! Bah! :p

hurhurhurhur...McDonald's has veri veri yummy Quarter-pounders!!!! it should be made an integral part of every singaporean's diet in my opinion!!!! hahahahahaha... am feeling extremely contented nw...*pats belly and types lazily*... ooh.. charlene and i haf decided dat it wld b fun to take part in the cjc road relay.. we saw the pamphlet today... and thot of giving it a shot cos it looked interesting... hehehehehe...hope it's not too late to sign up...ugh! stoopid history test tmr!!!! i stink at singapore history!!!! *idea sparks up in head* maybe i shld try 2 become best frens wif lee kuan yew...den maybe it wldn't b such a struggle when it comes 2 hist... hurhurhurhur... am contemplating taking a nap nw but noe dat will never b able 2 get up later cos i haf the willpower of a bull when it comes 2 staying in my bed... i refuse 2 get out of it!!! if i had my way, i'd probably haf 2 b dragged kicking and screaming out of the bed every morning!!!! hahahahahaha...will make a feeble attempt 2 get started on history lah... *drags self veri unwillingly to the desk*.....:p

hey peeps! i've just got myself a tagboard but for some reason which i can't understand, it's all the way down at the bottom!!! (dunno how i landed up pasting it there, my lack of computer skills is becoming glaringly obvious everyday! hahahahahahaha..) so pls leave a msg if ur free k? it wun get posted up once u type it in but u can look 4 it under thr 3rd icon dat looks like a book called "previous messages".... dunno y the messages wun get posted up... tink i muz haf done something wrong..hmmmmm... but never mind! pls leave a msg if u can ya? thanks!!!!!! (",)

i realli realli like this song... (",)

"sTaIrWaY 2 hEaVeN" --- Led Zepplin

There’s a lady who’s sure
All that glitters is gold
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she’s buying a stairway to heaven.

There’s a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
’cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There’s a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There’s a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it’s whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow
Don’t be alarmed now,
It’s just a spring clean for the may queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There’s still time to change the road you’re on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won’t go
In case you don’t know,
The piper’s calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How ev’rything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she’s buying a stairway to heaven.

ooh... i thot dis was funny.. richelle and chailing called me dis morning... they were at a hair salon in serangoon and richelle's voice sounded realli haunted.. apparently they had seen my grandma at the veri same salon and wanted 2 find out if it was realli her!!! turns out it was, cos my grandma goes every sat to this salon to get her hair permed... she swears by dis salon lady cos (in her own words): "the lady gives veri good head massages when she washes hair"...hmmmmm... well, thing is, my grandma didn't see them and when i told her she had been spotted by ppl, she looked absolutely flabbergasted at being caught wif squillions of curlers in her hair looking extremely undistinguished!!! hahahahahaha... when she's used 2 ppl seeing her wif perfectly curled hair!!!! she'll nv b the same again... gonna b real careful when she visits the salon nxt tym!!!! (",)

ooh...i haf changed my template!!!!! im pretty good at this!!!! hahahahahahaha...*parades around triumphantly*... dis one doesn't look too bad tho i still much prefer my old template...hahahahaha...i shall try 2 get my shoutbox up and running soon... yesterday, we had natl day celebrations at skool... it was realli fun, despite the fact that i haf learnt i absolutely STINK at line dancing!!!! (drats! i was hoping dat that wld b one of the activities i wld take up post retirement)...well, dat's gone out of the window and nw i haf replaced dat aspiration wif.... Bhangra dancing!!!!! (couldn't help it, was inspired yesterday...) *grins sheepishly* cheryl told me one day she wld go wif me for 'bhangra nite' which is apparently some event dat happens pretty regularly at " The Black Room" --- i tink dat's the name of the place... hehehehehehe...probably after exams lah... ooh... i've gotta pick my sponsor for church rciy soon... dunno how leh.... me and ilona are still pondering over it... dun noe how we're gonna make our decision... only a week left b4 we haf 2 choose... hope 2 haf made my decision by den... anyways, haf 2 go get ready 4 church... mum's a-calling already... (",)

hey!!!! im back!!!! it's been a while... yupz, had lotsa problems wif my template so gotta use one of the standard ones liao...hai~...tragic,tragic,...hehehehe... *feigns despair*... but i shall try to make do and get over it!!!! *pause* I MISS MY BRIGHT GREEN TEMPLATE!!!!! grrrr... :p

ARGH!!!!! OH NO!!!!! wat's happened 2 all the colour?!!! i tink i made some big mess of my blog cos i accidentally erased my old template without realising everything else wld go too!!!!!!!! am veri distressed nw!!!!!! sad..sad... will try 2 use wat meagre computer skills i haf 2 fix it!!! *note 2 jen* i need ur HTML expertise!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha....i miss the green colour!!!!! ooh... nw i noe why my earlier stuff wldn't publish!!!! cos i threw the Blogskin logo into the recycle bin!!! oh well, on the bright side, at least i can nw update my blog...(",)

am feeling extremely nostalgic rite nw after reading jen's blog...*tears*... my wednesdays and saturdays will never b the same again!!!!!!! canoeing has played such a big part of my life dat 2 noe that i won't haf it anymore makes me feel realli realli sad!!!! no more trying in vain 2 get out of running or doing sets (esp pull ups.. me & jen were pretty good at getting out of doing those) hahahahaha... no more having 2 rush off after training esp on sat in an attempt 2 make it 2 the toilets earlier than the other JCs...no more almost keeling over from a near heart attack everytime coach yells at me for nt doing something... sigh! it's when u realise dat ur no longer gonna haf wat u haf become so accustomed 2 dat it hits u realli hard... im especially gonna miss THE TEAM sooooooooooo much!!!!!! so many happy memories... of training, of the expedition, of the team spirit we displayed (lalalalala... wind beneath my wings...lalalalala)...these memories i will always treasure and the bonds formed wif my wonderful teammates, i will always cherish.... here's to the CJC CANOEING TEAM who haf been such an impt part of my life... i love u guys!!!!!!!!! thankew so much also 2 the juniors for putting up the best farewell party ever!!!! u guys are the best juniors ever!!!!!! hehehehehehe... realli had loads of fun at the dinner... esp wif all the karaoke singing!!!! (am nw considering a karaoke machine 2 b a veri goot investment...hmmmmmm... (",) ) hahahahahaha.... ms ang was saying we shld establish a canoeing alumni in a few year's tym... whee!!! so fun!!!!! now, all i gotta do is aspire to become a tai-tai so we can haf enuf 2 fund the alumni.... hehehehehehe... (",)

spongebob?!!!!! yippee!!!!!!! am feeling pleased abt dat nw...

SPONGEBOB HIMSELF!!!!!


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ugh... i hate having days that end at 3 plus... argh! den i feel so sluggish by the tym i get home and all i wanna do is flop over and watch "spongebob squarepants"... hahahaha... i miss my 1st term time table where i ended by 230 on most days! *wail*... anyways.. today was quite freaky.. history especially... miss nar was realli upset wif all of us abt the hist cts... realli made me feel so bad for her and REALLI guilty 4 not studying hard 4 her paper... i mean, i noe usually after each ct, we haf a sort of lecture fr her regarding performance... but dis tym, it was realli the scariest... i realli felt quite rotten after dat.. sigh! anyways.. yesterday at training, coach was also quite terrifying...eeps! everytime he yelled "kimberly!!!!" (in a rather shrill pitch), i'd nearly topple out of my boat in shock! ( somehow he always seems 2 b able 2 catch me off guard!)... hmmmm... *gasp* wat if i keel over fr a heart attack?! ooh... one tym, he even pretended 2 aim his paddle at me as if 2 throw at me when i started 2 daydream and didn't hear him... hurhurhurhur... * in mock terror* (i actually feared 4 my life at that pt of tym).. hahahahaha... it was terrifying at first, but later when i thot abt it, it seemed quite funny... (god, i haf a warped sense of humour...) *puzzled*... hahahahahaha... ooh... gp essay beckons... or else mrs sng iz going 2 haf a fit! (it's a month overdue!).. if i dun hand it up tmr, i'll end up wif detention! ugh! *as mrs sng so kindly put it* (",)

i've taken this quiz before...hmmmm.... and im still DUMBASS?!!!!! check out the comments under the word "dumbass"... subtle, aren't they? oh dear god! thot dat maybe after a couple of months, i'd take this quiz again and my results wld b different... hmmmm... but guess not... ooh sharks! *wipes tear away* but...*hiccup*... it's okie, i shall learn 2 come 2 terms wif it....sob! tragic..tragic... hahahahahahahaha.... (",)

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If I were a month I would be: JooLy (juz cos i lyk the way it's spelt in 'dumb & dumberer') ---*grin*
If I were a day of the week I would be: sunday (cos den there's baywatch hawaii on tv!!)
If I were a time of day I would be: 5pm
If I were a planet I would be: pluto
If I were a sea animal I would be: Plankton!!! (do they count as sea animals???)
If I were a direction I would be: east!
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a bathtub!
If I were a historical figure I would be: napoleon Bonaparte (cos he's short too!!! -or so i've heard)
If I were a liquid I would be: vanilla coke, vanilla coke, vanilla coke!!!! (ooh... did i mention vanilla coke?)
If I were a stone, I would be: grey and immobile (clever eh?....hahahahahaha..*wink*)
If I were a tree, I would be: veri veri tall!!!!
If I were a bird, I would be: a chicken
If I were a tool, I would be: do nails count as tools? (cos i dun haf any!) --- hahahaha... im getting cheesier by
the minute...oh no!
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: grass!!!!
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: rainy!!!!!
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a big green gaudy dragon!!!!! (wif purple spots!) hmmmm.....
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: drums
If I were an animal, I would be: a cow! *MOO*
If I were a color, I would be: a veri gaudy shade of green! (juz lyk janice!)
If I were an emotion, I would be: emotional?!!!
If I were a vegetable, I would be: what?!!! i loathe vegetables!!!!!!!! *face turns green*
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound of glass breaking?? ( which mite b due to my innate klutziness? hahahaha..)
If I were an element, I would be: water
If I were a car, I would be: one of those v.cute beetle lyk ones!!!! (in bright green!!) ooh....
If I were a song, I would be: 7 nation army by the white stripes
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Steven Spielberg
If I were a book, I would be written by: enid blyton!!!
If I were a food, I would be: a big hamburger!!!
If I were a place, I would be: kallang river...(ugh!)--- can't tink of another...ooh.. wait, or maybe Mcdonald's!!!
If I were a material, I would be:
If I were a taste, I would be: Sour ( i am a huge fan of sour skittles-- am sure my innards haf become scrunched
up fr the amt of sour skittles i haf devoured!!)
If I were a scent, I would be: lavender
If I were a religion, I would be: Christianity
If I were a word, I would be: gaudy?!!!!
If I were an object, I would be: a hairbrush!
If I were a body part I would be: eyebrows ( cos mine are so light dat they can't b seen & i mite as well nt haf any!)
If I were a facial expression I would be: amused?
If I were a subject in school I would be: econs!! (den maybe i wun b so pathetic at it as i am nw and renganathan
wun keep threatening 2 call my mother over my dismal grades!)
If I were a cartoon character I would be: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!
If I were a shape I would be: a star! (ooh...pretty!) *glazed look*
If I were a number I would be: 4

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am shitting right now !!! oh the joy !!!------ (another friendly msg abt my daily routines as posted by Jennifer) *grin*

i dunno why i am a sad git 2 own son by 4... they sing VERI meaningful songs that haf much relevance 2 impt things in life....hahahahahahaha... it iz impt 2 note dat the previous entry had nothing 2 do wif me *points finger accusingly at JENNIFER* (who iz head banging 2 metallica).... i wonder if MARVIN likes metallica?!!!!! hmmmm... there's a thot... jen wld lyk 2 formally announce that on this day and hour, she has developed a pimple!!!!!!!!

i am a sad git i own a son by 4 cd

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... heart wrenching eh?

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ooh.... i forgot 2 mention.... THANKEW JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (",)

hello dear blog!!!!!!! (and the appreciative audience who make my blog a veri significant part of their lives!!!!!!) *bows* thankew! the new layout iz veri veri veri veri groovy eh?!!!!!! guess wat? jen has shown her prowess at HTML skills and has put them to veri good (in my opinion) use by redecorating my blog!!!!! as a result, she iz nw rewarding herself by guzzling biscuits over my HTML 4 dummies guidebook! (whilst picking crumbs off her palm!) SHE HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!----- do 2 things at a tym! lyk i always say, wonders nv cease! I haf also met MARVIN (formerly referred 2 as 'IT')----- jen says it's veri rude 2 call ppl 'IT', that's y we've decided 2 use marvin's 1st name....hahahahahaha... she's still picking crumbs off her (counterfeit, thailand-bought) paul frank shirt!!!! (as she insisted on calling it!) ---- she says it's being honest!... im veri sleepy leh... check out QingHong's (our beloved ex-captain who is also fondly remembered as the ninja turtle-lyk Da Jie's webpage) which we happened 2 'stumble' upon.... 'MABBE' (hahaha) he likes barely hatched chickens!!! *winks* *scratch scratch* SIGN MY GUESTBOOK AND B SURE @ MENTION HOW BEAUTIFUL MY BLOG IZ!!!!!! (u'd better!!!!) OR U CAN ALSO TELL ME IN MY SHOUTBOX!!!!!!! and if u fail 2 mention how nice my blog iz, i will hunt u down in the dark of some terrible nite! u can't RUN!!!!!!!!!! wahahahahahahahaha! ooh... isn't my HIT COUNTER pretty?!!!!!!!!!!! (mention also in guestbook)....

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hahahahahaha.... who wld haf thot my thots are so easy 2 figure out? am i dat predictable?! *horrified look* ooh.... in case ur wondering, the previous entry was written by my fren who decided to amuse herself by posing as my thots!!!!! hahahahahahaha.... but u noe wat?! it's true, it's realli true! i DO haf extreme difficulty in multi tasking... my veri "complex" mind seems 2 haf issues wif executing more than 1 task at a tym.... how disturbing... grrrr... *gasps* haf juz come to the realisation that i haf a simple mind!!!!!! oh horrors! wat shall i do?! ooh wait... i can't tink of a solution and type @ the same tym... hmmmm... 2 complex 4 my simple mind 2 handle.... oh, the woes of a simple mind! hahahahahahaha.... ooh... guess wat? jen got what she fondly describes as'IT' in her journal....hahahhahahaha (are u reading dis JEN?!) it's so cool!!!!!! i haven't had a chance 2 see it yet but im looking realli 4ward to it!!!!!!!she's super brave... i probably wld haf run out screaming at the sight of the needle (as well as at the sight of the humungous and veri hostile looking cats they keep in that place) - the cats were veri intimidating....*sheepish* .... Jen, juz wanted to tell u dat im Sooooooo happi 4 u dat u got 'IT' today!!!!!!!!!!! am realli sorri i cldn't stay wif u thru'out the process... but am looking 4ward 2 seeing it on sat! (ooh... dat's when i'll b reunited wif Janice!--- my gaudy but nevertheless, beloved paddle grip) oh joy! (",)

ohhhhhh, what am I thinking now? try to guess while I try to fumble on my phone. Me smsing........yah, trying so hard to multi-task here......and my friend dared me to do some multi-tasking on my own, saying that I can't hold on a conversation and type some smses onto my phone at the same time...hahahha, well! let's see about that! multi-tasking my ***!! but why does the ass word seem like something which is strictly forbodden? oopa, I said the A word!yah, why? well I am just going to prove myself to the world now! I am going to say the A word! yah, ass that and ass this! and now I think I might be old enough to graduate onto the b word. Okay spill the word! yah, butt! yah I can say butt! what's wrong with that?

thought for today! I am old enough to say the A word and the B word and maybe tomorrow I will be able to go onto the C word, which is.........Um, why must we follow onto C after A and B? Let's be rebellious now, and let's skip and go onto the some other letter ok? yah, and besides, sorry lah, I don't think I can even think about what you know whatever word, you know that kind of word starts with C.

Well, me signing off! chow for now!!!!!!!

hmmmm.... electrocution?!!!!!!!!!! *shrieks* dat's not a veri nice thot.... *face turns green* ... but then again, this death iz better than some of the other options i saw other people get... let's see... some of the others were by falling down the stairs and by shark attacks!!!! hmmmm... wat are the odds that kallang river 's a breeding ground 4 sharks and one comes and chomps on my canoe? hurhurhurhurhur.... oh well, on a brighter note, at least i get to live till....*counts*..... 47 yrs old?! wait a tick, dat's also not veri long! how disturbing....

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ooh... sharks.... the tym of posting's a little screwed... bloody hell! hmmmmm.... *scratches head*

Whee!!!!!! my veri first blog post!!!!! wow! am feeling veri accomplished now cos i haf discovered dat i am not as computer illiterate as i thot i was!!!! hmmmm.... wonders never cease!!! ooh... " ode 2 a hamster" 's Juz a temporary blog title... i tink... (unless i become too attached 2 it... Horrors!) ...till i tink of a more awe- inspiring one.... hahahahahaha... shall noe go find out how 2 work this blogger thingey properly... wish me luck! *silly grin* (",)