Hall of the Monkey King

ever drop your soap in the shower and catch it again? i did. i'm very proud. and here's some things you might like to see buddhist sand art midget kiss cover band tree house "it was romantic but..." 2-legged dog (this is tripped out) lots of coincidences don't hate me also, for some time now i've been getting a increasing number of hits daily from people looking for odd pernography because of links i used to have up. barbie, video game, furryesque. you know, whatever. but to the guy looking for 11 yr olds. i don't know how you got here, but please feel free not to return. addendum, so i just checked again and someone was looking for 6 yr olds so i deleted an entire months worth of blog posts in hopes that will be the end of it.

As I sat down and prepared to begin the long process of absorbing nutrients out of my 99 cent pot-pie, freshly bombarded with microwaves, I began to glean understanding of the inner workings of the 'office' mentality. I've long said that I feel out of place where I work, that I don't identify with the people around me. That beyond small talk, I have little or nothing to say to most everyone there. I don't possess the 'ambition'/'kiss ass ability' to excel in this environment. But I digress. As I dug my plastic utensil into the crust of my savory and delicious pot-pie one of my co-workers said to another, "What is that?" Pointing an inquistive yet mildly accusing finger at the mush lying in his tupper-ware. "Hamburger Helper," he responded. In fact, if you were to ask him that question on any given day his answer would always be "Hamburger Helper". "Beef stroganoff," he embellished a little more. "You alw...

last week, while i was locked inside an ugly office building, the weather teased and taunted me through the two windows in the place. within the building i was subjected to "crack" and mind numbing cubicle conversations. and the outside laughed at me and made me promises. so i took some time off, to enjoy the balminess. and what happens? it friggin' snowed again!!! i woke up to see the tree just outside my bedroom window powdered up and thumbing it's nose at me. what could i do? i closed my eyes and slept for another few hours. and for some reason i dreamed of bears.