it's time

so....for some time now i've been routing my way through garage sales and flea markets in hopes of finding one of those cuckoo clocks that have the two guys that come out from the sides and meet in the middle where one will bludgeon the other with a large mallet to the chimes. i swear i've seen these things before somewhere. they must exist....if not...i must make them exist. i just don't know anything about making clocks....or making pants, House Pants that is (more on that later, don't want any of you crooks stealing my ideas)

on a similar topic...i once told my roommate that i would like to get a pocket watch. unfortunately if i get one, i'll have to get a vest with a pocket to put it in. but how many vests look good with t-shirts? so i also need a black velvet (or velour) vest with blood painted on it and possibly a top hat that has been kicked down a dirt road for a week. that would look good right? oh and a cool cane with a large jungle cat as the handle, or maybe a skull with a top hat to match my own. i'd be accessorizing! accessorizing my accessories! that would be bad ass.