A Tale of Two Dwarfs

Thursday, March 22, 2007
1:17 AM

I just drank my first cup of COFFEE!
In my entire 20 years, 5 months and 12 days life on Earth, this morning was the first time I drank coffee. It was a Nescafe 3in1.

And I think it shall be my LAST.

Finally understood why everyone says coffee can keep u awake for hours. And why some never fail to take it every morning for breakfast.

It’s not exactly like what they teach u in bio or chem.
It's not the caffeine, nicotine, or watever there is in the black liquid some call it their engine oil.

It's the nasty bitter taste of coffee that keeps the brain working overtime without feeling tired.
How will one feel sleepy when there's awful bitter liquid (i won't like to call it a drink) going through your mouth, throat and down into your stomach??? =S

I can never forget the KOPIKO that got stuck in my throat when I was god knows how young. I was practically choking on it till it completely melted. And boy, it was a very long process. It’s the reason I hated that sweet ever since and the very reason I never wanted to touch a drop of coffee.

Alas, after trying to keep off coffee for so long, I finally succumbed to it!
All because of a malay class presentation. DAMN @#@$%^&*!
Stupid school and their idiotic rules. Why make us take BM after 14 years of learning it? Sheesh...

I must say though, coffee really does work.
My headache is temporarily vanished while I'm typing this blog entry on microsoft word instead of completing my presentation in the middle of the night! Hahaha….

Let’s see how long it'll last.

Signing off to make full use of the coffee effect at 1.28am



Thursday, March 22, 2007
9.15 PM

Conclusion:

1. Coffee can't help when you are really dead tired. I went to bed at 3.28am and slept like a baby.
2. Coffee can purify you! Not sure about others but for Jelina n me, coffee acts as a very good detoxifier. I've been to the WC thrice today.

Grumpy is called Grumpy because she is Gruuumpy. You wouldn't find anyone grumpier than her, and I doubt anyone hates their school as much as she does. She can complain about everything under the sun.

Sleepyhead is called Sleepyhead because there is nothing she loves more than to sleep. Oh wait. There is one other thing - eating keropok with lots of chilli sauce during BM lesson in class with Pang. LOL.

Grumpy and Sleepyhead get along because, well, Sleepyhead is patient and opposites attract! So there you have it, the two of them living in the Forest of ... erm, Fantabulous Food? Right smack in the middle of this erm, Forest lies a lil' hut they like to call the erm, Laksa Hut because both of them loves laksa. Yar yar?

To be continued.....

This is not much of a story because Grumpy wrote it. Grumpy is grumpy today so everything is summarised. Bah!