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Wednesday, October 7, 2009 'COS WE'RE BETA /EDIT UPDATES BELOW THIS ENTRYYYY! :D ![]() http://tjcbetaknights.blogspot.com/
TJC BETA HOUSE BLOG'S UP AND RUNNING! Please support and leave your mark there! :D And do sign up to be 2009 Orientation OGLs! You won't regret it! (: With Love, The 16th BETA HC P.S Whoots I did the updates and everything and putting a nice skin thereeee :D Monday, October 20, 2008 Never went away SHIOKKKKKKKKKKK! AKLTG REPLIED ME.Okay wait, it's not the AKLTG person that I emailed on Wednesday. I found this Facebook group for AKLTG Coaches through my primary school friend. OMG SHE'S SUCHA LIFESAVER. So I sent a message to this guy who's like the creator of the group. And omg. I'M SO GLAD I STAYED ONLINE AND REFRESH FACEBOOK EVERY HALF AND HOUR WHILE WAITING FOR THE REPLY. No wonder, I don't feel sleepy or something and I had this feeling that I should stay online! I'M SORTA ON MY WAY TO BECOMING A COACHHHHH. AN INSPIRING COACHHHHHH. THAT WILL TOUCH LIVES. AND INSPIRE YOU. YOU. YOU. AND YOU. Omg but seriously, I am truly passionate about this job. Even if the pay is shit like 2 buck per hour I don't mind. Or if it's volunteer work I also don't care.I'm a nice girl. OMG I WANT THIS JOB TO THE MAX. (forget about the retail industry and the Singtel mobile shop dreams, TRUDY!!)PLEASE LET ME GET THROUGH THIS JOBBBBBBBBB. I WANNA TOUCH LIVES. SERIOUSLY. Wah if I get this job, it's so gonna be shiokness to the max. I getta meet people. I getta touch lives. I getta make a difference in someone's life. I getta talk alot. I getta do something meaningful. I getta be an inspiring figure. I getta. I getta. I getta. I getta fulfil one of my mini just-for-teenage-years-not-for-my-adult-life ambitions. Whoots. And when Yeokseng finishes his A levels, he MAY go to AKLTG to work. HAHA AND IT WILL BE SO CRAZILY FUN LIKE DURING XIANGYING2005 yinxiang days :D Aiya but that's if he wants to go back, because Mr Motivational Speaker wants to do it on his own! Haha I'm sure he will succeed la (: What about today That's why I'm gonna be ![]() Which drawing looks more like a hoodie? TELL ME. On the next plane home Sunday, October 19, 2008 I am not KIDding you!
What Age Do You Act? EH WHAT THE HELL. I AM NOT 13 YEARS OLD! Just because I chose Spongebob Squarepants as my favourite TV show out of the other options. C'mon la, why would I want to watch the OC. See people touch touch kiss kiss scandal scandal. Or CSI. Kill here kill there, open body see see. Degrassi: The Next Generation is worse than Spongebob OKAY. So Spongebob is the best okay. I'm curious why he stays in Bikini Bottom. Bikini Bottom = lower piece of the bikini? HAHA. And also being a sponge, how come he never soak up the water in the ocean huh? Interesting right! That's why Spongebob is THE BESTTTTTT. Wth I just sounded like 13 year old in the whole chunk I typed above. But on a serious note, if you really wanna be amused by me and stuff. Go get a Livejournal la. I know many are still reluctant to do so! You're so missing out on my lifeee! (Hint: Bitching) At the speed of light
Saturday, October 11, 2008 MESS Promos are well overrr. Messy rooms should have been cleared up long ago eh? NOTTTTT. "Yo! Wassup, dawg! You homies checkin' ma crib out ain't cha? Cool cool. Step right innnnn! Whoowheee!" Right: Promos and after it. Top Right: Promos and after it. Bottom Left: Overview of the Hurricane Ike disaster. Bottom right: Sweets from sweeet unknown senior who gave us sweets after International History exam (On Chemistry morning)! Nicee right! OMG my room is screwy to the maxy. I don't know what's lurking around man, seriously. I think just papers. Twice I found like erm dead flies(? Eeew!) under my papers. I think they suffocated from the paperwork. So am I. Whoo I've beeen wanting to show off to the world my magnificiently screwed up room for a long long time, yo! Turn it inside outside Sunday, October 5, 2008 To my loyal fans: I'm moving back to my Livejournal for now, I suppose. But I'll still update this blog with shit funny stuff. If you wanna read my Livejournal. Get and account and be my LJfriend. Please don't think dirty. It will take me quite a while to process your friend request 'cos my LJ needs some cleaning up. Don't make me go into details. It's quite hard to explain to tech noobs HAHA. KIDDINGGGGG! TRADYTOHH :D Friday, October 3, 2008 GAGA Seriously, the best pun ever. I'm so proud of myself. I mean seriously, what can get worse than a PUN gone wrong?! C'mon Lit class people, you know itttttt! Damn I so love me and my stupid codenames and creations. Gonna be okay Thursday, October 2, 2008 I know you're not alone You know the line, "Birds of the same feather flock together."? My 24/7 mental hospital-ish behaviour can be attributed to two reasons. One, lack of sleep. Two, secondary school friends.. Part-Time-twit Johannes Fake paikias: Johannes Jolyn me. Sleeping-under-table Edwen. Childish sec 3 guys and mattress fights Kawai in labour. Emo Yinteng. No.1 TWIT SHENHUIJUAN. Ysabel ding dong bell. FOOKAIKAI BLOW WHAT BLOW! Drunk-on-Barcadi Chuanyun. Blackface Jasmine Tan. Possessed Johannes. Terrorist Jiehao. BALLY DINGJUN!I miss AHS. Okay please don't kill me if you look freaking unglam in here :D Let the wind take advantage CRANKYYYYYYYY 1. School was fun with 30/08 today. We one big bunch of bitchy people and most of us are small kids HAHA. I think my class is quite cute after all (: 2. Bleargh PW. 3. MUST STOP BITCHING. HAHA. 4. NEEED SLEEEEEP. CRANKY. Did you run away? Avondale AFTER MATH EXAM LAST FRIDAY. Aurial: Eh eh eh. Just now during the Math exam, you went to the toilet right? Me: Ya. Aurial: Did you like run? I heard someone running outside! So loud somemore. Me: Lol I was running. Had to shittttttt! Aurial: Chey. I thought you wanted to save time to do the Math paper or something, so you run fast fast to the toilet. HAHAHAHA *Does the Aurial mad laugh* Me: -_- Geez, the friends I have total -_-ness. Shrink the world tonight Five becomes four If I can, I think I would. Or maybe I should just snap outta this :( Try and put aside, your history and pride Maybe for one moment in time, we'll all be on your side The story goes, nobody knows What it was like when you would throw Someone who cared out in the air Then let them crash down anywhere Did you run away? Did you fall apart? Do you see yourself for what you are? Will you be looking for it anymore? When five becomes four When you're all alone with a melody Do you close your eyes and think of me? Will you still hear me singing anymore? When five becomes four Wednesday, October 1, 2008 Hiee everibardy. I is saw much moovees today. I is watched the WANTED and the YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN. Now I is going to watch THE DARK KNIGHT and GET SMART. I is much sorry for not talking about joking stuff hear and seerious stuffz. This is dew to me wanting to see the pirate moovees. I not doings my PW coarse the moovee calling stronger. You is not able to resist the moovee urgh, understandings? O I is thinking of moving back to the LiveJournal to blog. At the LiveJournal I is can posting private posts for fwenz only readss, so you must be my pengyou to reading its. What you thinking? Tell me and you is doing your parts in convincing me to stay heres. Blogger will be thankful to you so muchness it will warship you coarse they is not wanting to lose valuable blogger like me. Baibai. It's 530AM now. I just watched WANTED. OMG FREAKING GOOD. PROMOS ARE FKING OVERRRRRRR! ![]()
I am going to watch so much Korean Drama online that.. I will blabber in Korean the next time I see you. I am going to watch so much Gossip Girls online that.. I will be a total bitch to you the next time I see you. I am going to go watch something now.. I will be back soon the next time you come here. Five becomes four Tuesday, September 30, 2008 Where'd you go This is a letter from Kahhui to me. Dear Trudy, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your apartment and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship. Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Kah Hui My response to her letter. Dear Kahhui, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it that night in your camping car and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Extreme Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked a new life as a clone. Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Trudy Here's what you do: Dear (friend), I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___. ___12___, -Your Name 1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'm joining the convent Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister 2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the purple monkey September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kebab - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife 4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out 5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy-statue Other - The crazy monk 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scarred Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed 7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyed - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks 8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F – My virginity G/H – Your neighbour Martin I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked 11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt – Eat cake and die France - In pain Other - Greetings to your freaky family HAHA :D Hanging upside down Sunday, September 28, 2008 Okay this kinda sucks, knowing that you have 2 more papers to go but you still sleep like nobody's business because you need to repay your sleep debt and 'cos you're such a sucker for sleep. I need to erm do something about Othello and Poe. :( Friday, September 26, 2008 Feeling down on my head PROMOS. YOU SUCK THE LIVING HELL OUTTA ME. YOU MAKE MEEEEEEEE SLEEP AT 3AM EVERY NIGHT AND WAKE UP AT 6AM TO GO TO SCHOOL TO CONTINUE REVISION. YOU MAKE ME FEEL DEMORALISED AFTER EACH AND EVERY PAPER. YOU MAKE ME GET SOME RARE FORM OF PANIC DISORDER (IBS, OKAY NOT THAT RARE LOL) WHICH GIVES ME BAD STOMACHACHES AND I HAVE TO RUN TO THE TOILET TO SHIT DURING THE EXAMSSSSS WHENEVER I CHANCE UPON A KILLER QUESTION, THINK MATH. MY ROOM'S IN A MESS THANKS TO YOOUUU. Okay need to sleep now. The 3am thing has gotta stop for the next two days. I HAVE TWO MORE PAPERS. KILLER KILLER. ALSO CAN BE SUBTLE KILLER, DEPENDS WHAT DRUG YOU TAKE. RJC NOTES OR TJC NOTES. LITERATURE PAPER1&4 AND SOUTHEAST ASIA HISTORYYYYYYYYY. Oh the pains of being an arts student. But then again, it's gotta be hell better than science to the infinity of science suckness. AND YOU! THANKS TO THE WHOLE IMEEM-MUSIC-ON-MY-BLOG THING, MY MUSIC GETS DISRUPTED BY YOUR MUSIC. SO TO GET BACK AT YOU.. I'M PUTTING UP IMEEM TOOO. WAHAHAHA. DAMN THAT IMEEM, CAN'T AUTOMUTE IT LIKE BEFOREEEEEE. And I can't pick up the pieces And I've thrown my words all around And I can't give you a reason I feel so broken up and I give up Just wanna tell you so you know 'Cause I feel like I'm inside out Sunday, September 21, 2008 Make it through this life Okay I've no idea wtf I'm doing here. It's 247PM on a Sunday afternoon (And I'm actually awake? HAHA) 24 people out of 200plusplus are online on my MSN contact list. LIT DIE. HISTORY DIE. MATH DIE. GP DIE DIE. ECONS DIE TO THE MAX. When I'm stressed, I sleep. ANYWAY, I LOVE YELLOWCARDDDDDDDDD. Everything is gonna be alright Everything is gonna be alright Everything is gonna be alright Be strong believe Believe - Yellowcard I WANT AND I NEED TO PROMOTE. Too many things at stake. Okay wtf am I still doing online. Slacked toooooo much alreadyy! The two of us Thursday, September 18, 2008 ![]() This is serious WTFness. I can't access my matrix2 via firefox because my service provider thinks it's an adult websiteeeeee. WTFNESS TO THE MAX.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 I WANNA GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING I know where I want to go. But first, I needa get past all these stufff. |