get me a brain, please.

dear God,

please grant me a new brain. i wont mind if it doesnt come in pretty gift wrapping but it has to have bubble wrap to prevent the juices from flowing away. please make the memory bank larger than most, but shrinksize it to a cool micro-SD size because i dont have a very large head to fit the even larger brain. please let it be an upgraded version of what i have now because i believe i'm becoming way too stupid for my liking.

thank you!

love,

me

Mocking Rain

Dear rain,

Thank you for mocking me in every way possible. Thank you for falling on my head and wetting the roof tiles at every site survey i visit. Thank you for watermarking all the pictures i shoot during the survey and for making my job so much easier than it already is.

love,

gloria.

i need a challenge

i love my job. don't doubt me, i do. but something's amiss and i cant put my finger to it.

apart from all the amazing unconventional perks i get, i do miss the luxury of fancy stationary, an IT dept to scream at when things arent going my way, the unrestricted printing of practically anything. A3 coloured documents, A1 posters, lamination etc. sigh, i know its small and really shouldnt be an issue, but it bugs me and i dont like it.

i miss advertising. i miss the advertising environment. i miss like-minded people rather than having to drive my ideas across most of time. i miss being the follower because i'm not even entirely sure what my ideas are going to drive at. i miss having someone to go up against me and challenge me. i get everything i want here! i need opposition. i need a challenge. i need more colleagues. crazier colleagues. i need a rizal in office. i need my actual job scope to start NOW before i lose interest. :(

but, i love the people here. i love my boss. i love the behind the scenes tours of restricted places, i love the freedom and the unpredictability. i just need to get the ball rolling because the regular stuff is beginning to bore me.

help!