Asian Geo

ooh, just digested my free copy of scuba diver australasia over lunch. good stuff. cant wait to dive again and again and againnnnnnn! now i'm actually happy i'm in asia. everything to see's just under our feet!

exploit conservation

ok.

ive decided.

i think my direction in life will be headed towards the exploitation of inhumanism.

i'd hire little kids, make them pick up my trash. wipe my ass. that kinda thing. it'll be cool. i'm sure id have fun. id find fulfilment and satisfaction in this.....or nott..

i think my brains messed up.

i just had a meeting with Asian Geo. and its way awesome. all he had to do was to merely mention about his job scope. about TRAVELING, and DIVING..well..and of course with all the other advertorial stuff about conservation and no to sharks fin. i dive. i should advocate these stuff. and i work for the birdpark. butt..sharkkss fin......:(...welll... i guess i coouldddd do with mocked sharks fin. but its stupid! especially how i mock mocked food all the time. about vegetarian drumsticks. that's like saying rod has bones of steel. or yyong's the bustiest girl ever. it just doesnt make sense. its ironic! ive got my pride. i cant deal with mocked food. maybe someday i will. haha. drats. i should start by shutting up about it.

so there. i think i might just spend the rest of my lift working for the conservation of wildlife. id work for companies like Asian Geo maybe...someday. haha, where i'd be paid to dive and travel and explore. i could do that. pay me more and id live at the foot of the himalayas. ahhh, not bad aye? or id even take up photography someday! be a photojournalist. everything i do seem to be pointing me towards that anyway. ooh, i cant wait!

theres so much more i could do. so much more waiting to be uncovered. and i know the birdpark's gonna be that open door for me. hur hur. and yes, without a doubt, i will exploit it. just like how i'm gonna exploit the cheap rates ive got for diving from this guy. say yipee and scream for joy!!! so i guess exploitation of little kids arent as enticing anymore. i guess i could make do with spinning off cheap deals for now.. ;) sweet.

Victoria Bitter's WNRC7s

yay. my first contact competition. :)

Dinner with the Penguins, anyone?

i hell would. apart from the fact that i wouldnt quite wanna pay that price to eat below my office. haha.

glor anDrew

ive been so busy the past few weeks i havent had much time to myself to rant and blog. though i wouldnt complain about the time i spent meeting up with old friends/family. so it aint all that bad.

so who's drew?

last week, my cousin from perth dropped by singapore again after his long backpacking trip to china. what the hell is with china. everyones leaving for china. i should too! i should rid the 'made in china' mentality and get my ass down to check it out. i should relent and abide by my "dont be too quick to judge" theory that i practically never stick with. its hard being bitchy yet impartial at the same time. they just dont go well hand in hand.

so andrew was here. we had a hell of a time. at least i did. and im sure he did too. all thanks to my darlings who did most of the entertainment for me. i love how everyone has the whole, aye! he's gloria's cousin, we should love him too' type attitude. cool man, you guys. love you way beyond the last drop of submarine. hur hur.

i mean, if i were to travel to a tiny island like singapore, say like thrice in 2 years. and have practically seen it all. even done touristy stuff alone, and with family. the best itinery lined up next should be to live it out as a singaporean, no? i would second that anytime. the whole, stay with a local, eat/drink like a local, breathe like a local, party like a local, piss like a local. who can deny that it beats visiting images of singapore or butterfly park again and again. no offense to you sentosa management people. you do have impressive attractions, but an overdose might kill.

so we had a hell load of bai nianing. not too bad a deal i must say; stick with the cousin and collect angbaos. AND, you'd even get to use the cousin as a shield to fend off inquisitive aunties. further more, he didnt even have to take a bus! hahaha, i should have bugged him to drive instead. hur. the gambling, poker, the whiskey and man, clubbing. he should have stuck around longer. even after double o when we popped by st. james. i guess MOS with his friend shaun wasnt all that bad either. oh andrew...

sent him off on sunday. strangely, he is one of the cousins ive hung out with the least, yet probably have the most memories of. the mr bean pjs, max, the basketball sessions in his backyard, perth, ridiculous amounts of sonic, his karate classes his mom used to drag him to. and the only cousin ive gone gambling/drinking/clubbing with to date. all the evil vices. haha. nice.

oh andrew, and if ure not coming back soon, im going over to haunt you. hur hur.....