ain't gonna play nice

And I mean it literally.

Practically anyone who knows me personally, know I show total disgust and a great percentage of contempt to anyone who's emo, or even remotely emo-like.

To me, they are overtly hormonal immature teenagers trying to "fit in" and appear "cool" by being "original" and "non-conformist". Note the extreme use of quotes in that sentence.

I mean, HOW unique can you be when you actually have a human "genre" of your own??

Okay, I didn't really know how to phrase my last question, but I'm sure you get what I mean. If you don't, you're probably emo.

Oh wait, some people I hear do not actually know what's emo! *gasp* HOW can they miss it when it's a growing population in Singapore right in front of our eyes! Do they ever walk along orchard road, or more specifically, Far East Plaza??

But to clue you in, emos are generally your typical Ah Lian or Ah Beng. Forget blonde hair, skimpy outfits and slippers of yesteryear. Bring in the overused eyeliners, disgusting self-shots, black tight clothings, long sleeves (to hide their scars and can be drawn back to show off and compare) and sleek hair covering an eye or 2!

AND they continue to pretend like its a trend all their own! It mainly expanded probably in the USA, and have influenced everyone else worldwide. Like also the rabid jumping and headbanging in CHURCHES to punk rock CHRISTIAN music. (The caps are there to show the insane irony of it all.)

But I shan't relate much to that as my topic is on emos, and also I don't want some random religious fanatic weirdo spamming my tagboard with crap. Like anyone reads my blog anyway except for my friends, hohoho. But to be on the safe side, ya know.

I know I have hair that most of the time covers one eye, but it aint neat and/or sleek (read: rebonded) so I am NOT emo, you fags. And being emo is also about the attitude. Some people are emo without the horrid fashion sense, ya know. If you can actually call it fashion sense. Ugh.

Oh btw, did you know emo males shop in the female department? Or the Ceresi department for the Unusually Tall Kids?

They don't? Oh, how can I tell what with their clothes looking like they stole from their kid sister's closet??

And what is with all the depression??? Geez. Get a life, or end yours already. The society would probably be better without such people wasting resources and yet moan about their life everyday. Your body will still continue to produce blood after the cut heals so stop with the penknife chopping, losers.

People with REAL depression probably would not even know that they are in depression, and they would NOT announce it to the world on the interweb or through friends or whatever. How would they have the energy or time to?? If they are really depressed, they would probably hate the light coming from the monitor and shut themselves off completely. Cutting is rather rare as they go straight into suicide without any thought of the pain or fear of death.

I know I'm not a certified psychologist or whatever, but there are books everywhere for you to read. I thought everyone loves Chicken Soup for the (insert description) Soul? Particularly emo kids, no doubt, as they would always love a good cry.

This entry is actually inevitable as I have always particularly showed immense dislike for emos. It has the unfortunate uh.. fortune to adopt the worse side of goth.

Anyway, reading this also spurred me on:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Emo

Its really true, and so much more. :)

And this video totally cracked me up! And should provide a few visuals for you well frogs out there:

Emo Song: I must be Emo.

P.S: I apologise if I'm being brutal, but truth hurts and reality is harsh. Wait... I'm actually not sorry.

Y glitter; 8:41 PM