Warrent Officer Lim Swee Hian
Diss-claimer: Sean Koh.
Music also by Sean Koh. He insists I say that though none of u can actually hear anything.

He patrols the camp with his warren stick
his presence makes your knees go weak
he looks like he's got some bones to pick
the sight of the bastard makes me sick

(bridge)
your balls contract when he approaches
your guts get eaten by cockroaches

(chorus)
why is there an asshole in every camp?
ulu pandan, who's the man?
the SSM of SMM
first warren officer LIM SWEE HIAN!

he prowls his territory with the heart of lion
SEEKING WHOM HE MAY DEVOUR
oppressing the medics is his religion
it gives him a sense of power!

bridge, chorus x2

first warren officer lim swee hian
first warren officer lim swee hian

Notice me notice you
(this must be the silliest "poems" ever)

I walk pass, smell your hair
you smile right through me as if i wasn't there.

I sat down, right beside you, in the past
but you're too pretty to notice my heart beating really fast

You're the angel that doesn't have wings
and the only white thing about you are your teeth
Your halo looms not around your head but your heart
because that's where your goodness and purity comes from

Do you notice me notice you?
Do I have a place in your heart?
Would I find you finding me
finding you breaking my heart?

crap.

Miss

I've missed you
but you don't know how much
How could you? How could it ever be measured?
Just like God stopped the sun
I wished that time never went pass the time i met u
the seconds you hugged me
the minutes you smiled at me
the hours I spent quiet moments with you
the days you showed me your charm

You could never measure how much I missed you
and I can never touch your heart
you can never make me forget you
and I can't do anything to keep us un-apart.

but all i want is you to be happy.
to be safe and to be loved.
I pray thee find that someone
who would do it better than I.

On earth

Eat! This is good for you
How true how true
but I don't want to eat the slime that gives me vitamins
or the fruit that makes me like God

I have already stumbled and fallen
Fallen far lower than 6 feet under
who's gonna wonder
how I got this far and low

the bagpipes blow
the kangeroo hops
the only wall that can be seen in space
but none of these are made by me

searching around the world
searching for something to tell
something to shout about
something that restores me before I fell

I found nothing.
Nothing visible, nothing tangible
but it touched my heart
strike in me fear
whispers love and tenderness
and gives me more than I need

But I still can't see Him. Not yet.

10 things I hate about you

1) the drivers are impatient and don't give way
2) it is humid and hot
3) there are too many restrictions on censorship and laws
4) Local music is not supported
5) the beach sucks
6) people are materialistic
7) there is unreasonable stress and pressure in studies, work and life in general
8) cars and housing is expensive
9) people are less open, friendly and helpful
10) traffic (people and cars) is terrible

8 things I love about you

1) there is genuine racial harmony
2) food is good and cheap
3) the roads are clearly marked
4) there is low crime rate
5) transport system is second to none
6) technology is explored and used
7) shops are open till late
8) there is low unemployment

okie so these aren't poems... I should change the title.

This page would showcase my poems, song spoofs and other stuff. Will have more soon.