Sunday, January 02, 2011

Thank god that's over.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
...a vile microorganism.

On the second through tenth days of Christmas my true love gave to me...
...gastrointestinal distress.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
...one puking child.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
...twelve loads of laundry, one puking child...