.... I have so much cash in my wallet!!!

Do not doubt, my friends. They are REAL. Yes, all 150 of them.
And they are MINE. MINE MINE MINE.
*THUNDEROUS DEVILISH LAUGHTER*
Yar right. In my dreams probably.
Or maybe if i decide to grab the chopper from the kitchen and flash it at the bank teller tomorrow - well.. I may not even get to see them before 10 police officers pounce on me and scream "YOU ARE UNDER ARRESTTTTT, YOUNG LADY"
Fine, I prefer the Scenario 1 then.
My eyes refused to blink when my friend showed me this photo he took last week. Have you ever seen so much cash in your entire life before?!? Don't count CPF please, they are just numbers on the annual statements until you cash them out at 55. Well, at least i havent.
Apparently the money was for 3 return air tickets to Europe plus 3 rail passes. So technically, those notes were from three persons. Chey, so my friend isn't as rich as I had thought he is. *totally disappointed* But that's not the main point! Itz alot of much money, you knowwwwww!!!!!
I think I'll be so excited yet paranoid about everyone on the streets if i'm made to carry them to the travel agency or the money changer. I'll just hyperventilate and drop dead.
Then someone will come rob me during my blackout.
Then I'll be sent to the hospital for resuscitation.
Then I'll wake up only to find out that someone took my money away.
Then I'll hyperventilate.
Then i faint again!!!
OK STOP! Gen, what has the hols done to your brain?!? Too free or what... *Everyone stares at Gen with a 'duh' face *
But seriously, that made me wonder why money changers do not accept nets or credit card. Or probably they do, I dunno...
Any idea?