Here are just a few things that have been said as of late:
Rook: Mom, I am freezing and my head really hurts.
Mom: Why does your head hurt?
Rook: Because I slid down the hill and hit into a kid and then I punched bbthe snow into my eye, because I almost got surgery for my brain...butt I didn't because that costs too much money.
Mom: Well I am glad that you didn't get surgery.
Rook: Because you want me to die?
Mom: No I don't want you to die I love you.

Then he walks off pondering what has been said and I hear from down stairs Cannon crying.
Mom: Cannon why are you crying?
Cannon: Rookie said he is your bestest boy and you love him and NOT me.


We were riding in the van to go to scouts and I stopped at a friends house to drop some things off. Rook and Cannon are begging to go in and play.
Jett: Rook have you made friends with ace?
Rook: yea, I play with him all the time.
Jett: You are so lucky, you have ALL the social skills!
Rook: (laughing) yea and then ace tells me Im gonna kick you in the nuts!
Jett: that isn't social skills, that is karate!