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Sunday, September 30, 2012
4:14 PM
random things at work
theres this random free coffee promoting "booth" located at our workplace lounge ,
FREE VANILLA (disgusting coffee) - nt a coffee person
really wonder why they bother doing it at a office lounge , as if ppl will buy them
all they do is try all the flavours and yeap , end of story
2 jokers in my room lying on my bed
- shld feature my ex - cockroach infested cupboard next time -
tues , last min supper meet up with serene and kj at jalan kayu ,
ate till DAMN FULL thn the most wtf thing is , they wanted a 3litre tower..
FML !!!
i was literally fckin bloated and full . hahaha !!!
cabbed hm at 2am.
work the next day was dam cui ...
thurs , long awaited planned dinner was finally executed with alot of hiccups . HAHA . lotsa bullshit . apparently the outing was somehow leaked to a certain someone that the woman(mdm) doesnt wan him to attend . so yeap , it was really dramatic trying to evade / dump him , tho he stayed till dam late .
and linda ( mdm) was over reacting !! i think she gt psychiatric issues like me also . or shes juz being a woman , lyk exploding on trivial things.
IKEA !!!
ordered lotsa shit , i ate spring chicken , not bad . very crispy and $6 , thn ordered 10 wings , 2 cakes ,
OMG ORGASMIC !!
acting cute !! stupid malay , always make fun of me and linda cuz of the teeth
oh yea, one thing dam fcked up abt the ppl in my camp is tat
WE , will be comparing hw fat we are. LOLOL
explains the weighing scale
retards
fri , surge of emo-ness
dunno why ? maybe cause feel left out ? cuz im nt in the WITS team , so while they up , im down alone at lvl 6 sulking , thn apparently they won .
a part of me says that i dun wanna be inside this shit team
another part of me wans the rewards and perks of winning
i noe im selfish but ... yea...
didnt even join them for lunch and i juz left work . awol
sat went for dinner with wils n julie, supposedly settled on tzi char at zion road near zouk de , TMD !! went there, dead town , whole area tio en bloc !!! OMG !! thn we went to gr8 world city to eat BK , lol , joke. the server staff was dam weird ...
after tat , julie didnt wan to drink , so went to clarke quay . thn once we reached there , OMG SO MANY FOOD STALLS !! dam wasted la !! shld hav come here eat in the first place . thn the bbq squid smelled so freaking shiok !! but was too full to stomach anything. thn went in to beer market, first time there .
epic TZE CHAR menu available at this place
nachos !! $6 , worth it !! cuz extra cheese is FREE !!!!
theres chilli powder sprinkled
wings was DAM SPICY !!
the first few bites were pfft . meh .
thn the next few, omg . accumulation of burning hot lava !! but it was dam shiok n nice
my pussy drink , strawberry beer . LOL !!
nice
julie was apparently too tired , and we had a awfully bad location of seats , directly infront of the stage . Too LOUD !!! so we left after a SHORT while. the pinoy/malay gal was quite good too . i meant the singing of cuz... its a nice chill place to go to nxt time =)
Sunday, September 23, 2012
9:11 PM
so yeap , i have been messing with cakes recipes agn . but this time round , cause no oven , did the traditional 鸡蛋糕 ! but it was horribly fail !!!! HAHAHAHA
at first , i saw the recipe , thn i left out the 7up / sprite !! thn fck ! the cake was literally like a fckin SPONGE !!! hard as shit texture ! and i throw inside the water and squeeze , really acts like a sponge . EPIC !
then after that , i did a second try , this time with alot lesser flour . but it came out ... still rather hard ? dunno why ? isit still too much flour or wat ? oh well =( i suck at it . so i decided to stop messing with baking until i get a proper oven next time ... haix !!!
yeap it looks so good here , but its nt that soft n fluffy
met up with sx n solo last sun for a random dinner at bugis+ , ramen champion . MEH !! its really just so-so nia. but im really in love with those lava eggs that some shop still sells , apparently theres no quality control , some is really lava !! liquidy goodness =)
anyway , its been so long since i saw tat solo , after he kept duaing us for the xx times ! its lyk his onli meeting if he really really desperate , lyk wtf ? treating us lyk fck . w/e. ppl change . so no pt putting in so much effort.
so yeap , 2 days mc on mon n tues , then aaron keep duaing me so i gave up on calling him . thn tue went out with wils n mixue to the long awaited
WILD HONEY!! totally empty on a weekday dinner time . lucky!
ordered the ENGLISH , the usuals , sausage, mushroom toast , potato , weird bean paste sauce (DISGUSTING) $24
so yeap , comparing this with FOOD FOR THOUGHT , food for thought is definitely better , cause of the crispy hashbrown , well marinated mushrooms and orgasmic cake like bread. not forgeting the spreads they have !!
went antionette for desserts , but nth was left , so had to munch on this macarons , cause apparently i was COURAGEOUS enough to try pistachio , not bad, gt the nutty taste that lingers at the end of the bite.
yeap . twg is definitely nicer !
my fren frm work bought this for me whn he went to bangkok . omg so cute haha !!! thks ah . but its abit big . talking bout work . it has been trouble and trouble !! lotsa shit stirring everyday , really cant wait to ord . and i will be going for OP on oct 5
kinda scared to go for it though, after some fcker show me the video of septoplasty at work !
gruesome ttm !! and i will be warded for 2 days !! hope nth horrible goes wrong , or else i will
look like wat ? OWEN WILSON ?? 
ytd went out with ken , wah... was a horrible time trying to settle where to go and wat time to meet . this fcker juz don giv a fck abt anything . making me dam pissed ! anyway, went for a late nite movie at gv plaza, watched DREDD !! its a good show , except for the overly lame slow-mo effect and the trying so hard 3d effect . but yeap ! after that , went to chill at selegie beancurd shop . and thru that ? i realise the beancurd there aint the famous thing. is their pastries !! the
BUTTERFLY was dam GOOD ! the
you tiao also nt bad ! but not their soya milk / beancurd LOL !!!
today finally had the time to eat chicken hotpot with parents, cause its onli open at 12pm , and by tat time , every1 would be dead hungry, but oh well ! haha ! grouponed this meal , but my mum went overboard with ordering random shits ! ordered this CRISPY CHICKEN - came out to be fckin NUGGEST ?!?! srsly ? priced at $7. wtf ?!?! shit place .
and we also orderded random vege and liao to add into the hot pot , but today's standard wasnt up there. but the funny thing was that my dad , before the meal said ( urgh. dam fool . ate bfast le , hw to eat ) thn see him gulping down and wolfing down till he said " haix, nth left to eat le " - after poking thru the pot -
thn went mooncake shopping after grocery shopping was HELL !! heavy ass shit bags while walking thru cramp spaces . and finally bought my fav - gua zi , egg yolk and lian rong -
cooked mac n cheese, was MEH !! lolol , not much cheesey taste and my parents dun like ( too ang moh le ) onli my niece ate alot HAHA
-surge of emoness strikes again -
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Saturday, September 15, 2012
11:19 AM
TP TEST !!!
ytd morning woke up , rushed out without "拜拜ing the altar" ( dad said have to do that , i didnt do that the last time and i didnt do it this time )
went for the "warm up " lesson , fckin horrible ?!?! srsly ? my fckin pdi was demoralising me the entire way !!! fckin say " WAH ? this is how you drive ? FAIL ALR LA ! HOW TO PASS LATER ! WTF ?!?!?! wat kind of shit pdi is that ?? thn alot of other sacarastic shit remarks .
but to salvage the situation . he seem to be , scolding me in a "good " way , like saying that i knew how to drive ? just that i tend to do extra / stupid stuff that will endanger the likelihood of getting my license .
so yeap , warm up wasnt a good one , but it was sufficient to really "DRILL EVERYTHING IN ME " hahah !! was freaking panicking n nervous like fck when starting, my leg started trembling / shaking like mad for half of the entire circuit ! what's going through my mind was the deja-vu of the scenes where i fckin FAILED the last time round .
- direction change , slope -
stations i failed DURING WARM UP - crank course , parallel parking
im like having this

thinking whenever i complete each circuit .
thn comes the outside , so weird !! go to a completely new route that my pdi had nv brought me b4 , so yeap , that tester try to scare me by opening the tablet just to tap tap some stuff . but HAHA !!

I PASSED !!! 10 pts yea =)

though had a horrible time trying to take a ID pic , in the dam suffocating small booth , the difficulty is adjusting the seats which will result in a sweaty looking face being taken !
after that , went out wid wilson to town to buy stuff and watch the movie "THE THIEVES"

at first i thought that it will be a "MEH" movie , cause its korean . and nth nice comes out of korean flicks ( GENERALISING !! lolol ) but srsly this show is dam nice !!
rate 4.5/5 !!
after that mi xue came for dinner , thn we went to this atas place at mandrain gallery , which , of cause , was recommended by WILSON . onli he go for these high end cafes ... anyway , everything is dam pricey !! cause its at that building where all the pricey shits are ( antionette , wild honey , ippudo etc )

foodgasm !! BROWNIE CHEESECAKE !!

its literally food porn / orgasm in the mouth . the richness of the cake coupled with the milk choco ganache and a little bit of brownies . best combination known to man , and worst food available to fat guys !! OMG !! i had this thinking , that if i were to be rich and enjoy high tea everyday , i would just eat this ... and grow FCKIN FAT !! hahaha !!
$ COST $
so i shall do some calculation for my driving .
i did like a total of 24 lessons ++ for my first time which FAILED
and another 5 for my 2nd test which passed
about 10 cc in total
price for driving license ?
1.8k !!! expensive !!
Thursday, September 13, 2012
8:36 PM
sun , went to meet ml n ken for dinner at tampines, was being a retard at deciding where to eat , was walking back n forth malls. HAHA !! thn settled at sukiya , they finally had the jizz balls back . but now it wasnt that shiok anymore ... there is LESS cheese fillings... and the ice cream that night was freaking horrible , i did the mix of sesame and chocolate. taste lyk CRAP !
its lyk , i sucks at eating buffet , i will fckin over eat and feel totally like shit after that !!! hahah . after that , went to play lan at simpang , thn left .
monday , MOST PAINFUL DAY !!! went to remove my stiches , which apparently still fckin hurt on the 8th day after surgery ??? whats so bad was maybe how INEXPERIENCED the dentist is located at B1, where its a small room only manned by 1 dentist and 1 assistant. say how it will hurt because of bullshit reasons , and it did hurt so bad !!
thn came the relieving words of , OH ... army ppl receive COMPLIMENTARY SCALING FOR FREE!! but it was all a TRAP ! i cant believe i actually agreed . its either a training for this new dentist ?? to provide scaling "practices" on free noobs NSF .
it was the most air gasping , body trembling and jaw biting experience. its so fckin pain !! scale of 7/10 , where any above its equivalent to getting your limbs cut / severed . i like how she is so fckin dumb ? whn its due to the immense pain that im fckin trembling and shaking , and she still gt the NERVE to ASK ME TO KEEP STILL AND DONT MOVE ? thn fckin DO IT SLOWLY AND GENTLY NOOB FCK !
yeap , i bled like hell ! was given a syringe to remove those food debris stuck at the big HOLE left after the traumatic surgery . its really surprising to see those disgusting stuff get flushed out ( SINCE MONDAY - 8 days later to flush it away )
went to cut hair for work . bloody hell cut too short , look lyk small boy !! ( same old cycle of cutting hair , cut too short , thn grow out , nice , thn too long , UNMANAGEABLE !! )
thn tues, didnt even extend my mc ?? cuz i somehow missed those morons at works =) , but it turned out to be a total disaster !!! it happened at roll call , i was standing next to the guy that angered the IC on thurs last wk , so we were talking shit due to the reason that the IC pronounced a person's name wrongly as JI PENG ( as in hum ji peng food ) that sparked our convo .
so she was angered , ask us diam , ask us go out to stand , thn go back agn , thn the guy gt CAUGHT 2nd time , cause of his mouth opening !!! so lousy , thn i tgt get caught , cause he cant be talking alone ? so yeap , i gt EXTRA RT WEEKDAY FOR TAT ? total bullshit !!
srsly ? im in fckin army now ? not some fckin pri skool ?? fck ? punishment for mere talking ? WHAT A JOKE ! u think im serving detentions ? FCK THIS BULLSHIT !
to think that i will stop doing rt ? cause the current 4 camps has shrank to onli 1 camp needing medics from us . but NO . tat idiotic useless woman who served fckin 20yrs in this useless shit hole gave me shit extra ?
and the useless woman at lvl 8 gave me 3 more extra ? omg . i rmb me as not being that rebellious at all ? im jus suay ?? its lyk every1 is doing shit stuff but nt getting caught , but i am ?
fck army life !! fck this shit !!
and TML IS MY TP !!!! RAWR !! any my gum still hurt =( , needs 1 mth to heal ba
6:47 PM
yeap , the cream potato soup was dam delish !! hahah , made from scratch !! but it does really get sick if i drink too much ( ie - trying to FILL my stomach CAUSE I CANT EAT ANYTHING ELSE )

But its dam fulfilling to see that the whole pot of soup is almost finished by the time i came home =)
where i went out with softies , to watch ted , settled out KIM's GARY - vivocity for dinner , it was MEH !!! totally like a xin wang cafe . dunno whats with the hype over this place ? oh yeap, saw my work place ppl there , also cant say hi , cause im supposedly on MC ! HAHHA !! always theres long queue . so after the meal , it was like deja-vu , RUSHED FOR MOVIE !! but the guy was being a fckin anal shit ?? have to ensure that every1 is M18 before he issue out the tix .. srsly ?? holding up the queue and movie time !!
yeap , the movie at first was ... MEH ... after the build up , its really good =) nice movie man , lots of laugh !! after tat , bought gong cha , lemon with ai yu , that totally didnt taste like it ?? had to ask the staff to "ADD-IN" cause they FORGOT !
thn was talking lotsa shit at the seats outside for damn long . haha b4 we decided to go hm .
sat - went out for lunch with that fcking MIA kia -( wc ) and zs , apparently solo didnt cared so didnt even bother joining. met up at chinatown , wanted to buy some good squid , but found out that the store was no longer there , but over-taken / monopolized by ALL CHINA STORES OWNER !
ate FROG LEG PORRIDGE !! buy 3 free 2 - $22 =) !! love it !! but you wont even feel full after eating that ? thn bought some china onion pancake . (HORRIBLE , nt even crispy ) thn went for desserts !!
funky mango roll !! really nice ! i thought that it would be ice cream but its actually fresh
mangoes with some weird jelly roll ( i thought it was chee cheong fun LOL )

was conned ! as in this kind of "ice shavings" would normally be made with the "FLAVOURS" you order ? like durian it will be durian flavoured ICE with durian puree , but the soursoup was WTF ? its not even soursoup , its freaking MILK flavored ? Pfft....
after that , went to play lan at pomo . thn left to meet my sec skool frens for dinner at
NAHKON ,
Lucky i was late with another guy , if nt have to queue up for 1hr !! HAHA
yeap , the food was .... not exceptional good , but just nt bad. its affordable i would say ? 1 dish $6-8 , william was damn late that we even had to stall for time by ordering alot of desserts !! red ruby( ruby was nt chewy , the ice was blended TOO BIG CHUNKS) and mango rice ( SHIOK ! ) hahaha
( ok la, the pic was different . lol it was smaller and lesser mangoes)
after that , went to O BAR to chill . the first vibe they gave is ... wtf ?? its really OLD !!! lotsa old song in canto / hokkien , thn ordered beer tower and started chilling , and the crazy ppl starting to sing K , haha, can order song and sing infront of every1 !! hahahaha .
fun ! after that , went to eat prata at 7 STAR restaurant ! lolol !! joke name . to proof that it exist ,
joke !! fckin cui service !! called it 7 star is maybe cause beside it was a 7 eleven !! so easier to rmb LOL ! the prata wasnt crispy ... but its nt bad =) .
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
9:34 AM
fri went to meet up with my bmt mates for dinner at WHITE RABBIT at dempsey . had a tough time walking around there , dempsey is like a place only for ppl with cars , if not its dam leichei / ma fun !
haha , anyway, walked in , wtf ! the environment and setting is just nice and posh . its like a restaurant in a CHURCH ! yeap , the review was really bad abt this place and i didnt hav much hope .
looking at the menu . wtf ! the mains are so exp !!! 38 for my lobster cappellini pasta. it does serve bread while waiting for food. so yeap its a good thing .

my pasta taste nice , like western seafood vermicilin , but the lobster was OVERCOOKED . SHIT !
so bill came up to me paying 50 bucks !! cause it was some1 bdae , so hav to chip in , the messed up thing was trying to get to my frens hse , cause onli 1 person drive , so we were literally playing games to see who get to sit in the car ride and who cabs .
so i was in the cabbing grp , went there for a alcohol boost . fcked up when im freaking recovering frm a 2wks of highly resistance cough n flu virus ! on antibiotics but lol !! so after 11+ all the rest left except for me , cfam , lz , n vinc . LOL fcked up part comes.
we played IN-BETWEEN ! taking shots of beer , fcked up . in less thn 1 hr , we finished 10 bottles = 3.3litres !! lolol !! and the random shot of pure vodka killed me . HAHHA ! but onli 1 guy gt dam wasted , the bdae boy .

after that , went for supper at bedok 85 ( TEMPORARY ) lol , still rmb last time me n dap n ken they all tried to find , but cant find cause we thought it was " close" . ordered porridge , char kway teow , carrot cake . haha !
yeap , came back , lie down , they started engaging in their convo , but i keep dying halfway LOL . but wat gave me away was my snoring !! lolol !!! they yank my hair to kept me up LOLOL !!! and they stopped after a few times ( 5 maybe ?)
next day ,sat , wanted to wake up early to go for my tuition , but the kid cancel on me . so oh well ? went out with ken js and brownie for movie and dinner at tampines , and yeap habits really die hard, and kenneth is being irritatingly stubborn and dont wan to leave early / engrossed by games .
anyway , bought EXPENDABLES 2 , lol finally ?? hahah . went down to buy gong cha and zha ji !! b4 i head up for the movie , it was GOOD n funny . or shld i say really fcked up in a funny way . settled at ajisen for dinner .
talked lotsa shit and left for hm .
had some catching up with tat stupid brownie at the bus stop. thn i took the nostalgic bus 81 hm .

lol !!! i made this funky stuff on sun !! HAHA !! had a really tough time whacking it into shape and even rolling it up . this chicken stuffing was dam MESSY !! all the toufu stuffing OOZED OUT while i was wrapping it with cling film and i had to wrapped it 3 times to ensure theres no leakage. but while boiling , some toufu goodness did oozed out . but the product was dam nice . but abit too hard ??? lol cuz my mum go fry it for a while first b4 cooking the sauce.
thn comes the doomsday !!! DENTAL !!! it was dam funny while talking to the pinoy dental assistant . was complaining NS ppl and their ORD . whereby they will overwork their schedules at hospitals LOLOL !!! the surgery was scary !! the anaesthesia was nt as PAINFUL as the stupid dental assistants at my camp described . had to hav 2 dose cause its still there ( maybe due to my wisdom tooth infection still active )
the entire procedure was dam lucky !! WAS SO LUCKY THAT I DIDNT COUGH !!! dun wan them to anyhw poke or cut my tissues. anyway . the loud CRACKING sound whn the tooth was out was freaky . thn came the horror . " oh ... theres still the BONE " ( WTF ?!?!?! i think she yanked part of my jaw bone out too ?? i dunno, maybe the fragmented tooth ?? )

yeap was swelling IMMEDIATELY after the op . thn i kept changing the gauze ( BAD THING ) i thought i disloged my blood cot !! haha was being paranoid and googling all the do's n dont's . ate porridge the first day , 2nd day went grocery shopping , was making funky stuff like MASH POTATOES !!

orgasmic !!!

my bro said it tasted like popeyes mash potato
hahaha !!!! and still porridge . tml, gg make potato soup . its like i can chew ? but i scared it will swell up the other side , theres this random pain . oh well