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10:47 AM
so i managed to watch the dark knight last last sunday, it was with softies , it was damn horrible !! i was freaking doing fast walk all the way cuz i was dam late !! lolol. and these fckers dun wan help me buy cupwalker !!! omg !! damn disappointed , even with umpteen reminders !!
haha, anyway the movie was gd ?? abit lost tho . didnt watch the previous sequel . it was damn freaking long tho !! hahah . there was a great twist in the end , caught me by surprise . didnt even manage to guess it .
thn off for dinner at buddy hoagies !! was talking alot of shit with them hahaha !! and not forgetting the highlights ?? FOOD FRM JI (OVERSEA)

yes yes... its pathetic !! HAHAHAH !!!! we onli gt macha kit kat !! we originally requested instant noodles of variety flavours !! but haix. onli gt the tokyo banana and kit kat . yeap its not bad. milk choco with a subtle green tea taste.
took mc on thu n fri , cause i was working too hard for this mth le LOL !!!! anyway, gt hm and started to make MILLE CREPE !! it was dam horrible finding all the equipments !! lol . my sieve went missing and my mum told me to dig some cabinet for a new 1 , and wtf its the size of a fckin WOK !!!
was lyk searching thru countless recipe , b4 settling for this youtube de . hahah was freaking scanning this recipe a couple of times b4 i started
finished crepe, takes forever !!! hahaha ! and i found out tat it onli makes 5 !! maybe my pan was too large. so i decided to make a new batch .
its really hard to gauge hw much to pour ? cuz my pan is too big !! lolol so the underneath is very out of shape. but its really fun doing the flipping shit !! but sometimes fail have to freaking salvage the shit when it crumbles tgt !! using my hand or w/e means spatula !! hahahah !!! funny scene.
bloody hell. i tried to whip the cream with whisk !! fckin tiring and takes forever to get into the shape LOL !!! my arms was literally aching / sore !!! but it taste so fckin GOOD !!!! hahaha
the choco whipped cream was.... hard to guage . i was literally aga-ing all my measurements . took lyk half the bottle of cream , 150g and leftover choco and off we go . HAHAH !! lucky it didnt turn out too sweet . didnt even add sugar. shows hw fckin SWEET CADBURY MILK CHOCO IS !! tsk tsk tsk .
the finished product after assembling . i totally lost count , but it was damn fun doing it . hahaha , i was being ... kiasu / dunno wat u call it . cause i have alot of cream , i spammed on the last few pieces . haha

using my mum's iphone for instagram LOLOL !!!
it really needs to be REFRIGERATED overnight b4 its nice n set =)
( lol on the 3rd day , i dunno why , it doesnt taste as nice anymore... so best b4 2 days ?? LOL )
oh yea, i was damned pissed of with my tuition on thurs , nv even inform / sms , went over there , say it was cancelled , cuz no 1 at home and he is also locked out .... zzzz
- on the verge of dropping him... not once alr, such incident.
fri, stoned at home . the most shitty thing is . my niece suddenly came back up saying tat the bus has alr left ( which i tink she freaking came up too early ?? b4 the bus even came )
so i had to freaking walk her all the way to yangzheng pri !!! lol ... been long since i walk to a pri skool . haha
thn at nite , met up wid my army mates , damn long since i see them , its lyk ... awkward ?? anyway , was stoning at novena starbucks b4 waiting for the latecomers, b4 we went to vinc hse to chill thn supper at swee choon =) !! was ordering alot !!! tried something new lyk the CUSTARD PUMPKIN BUN !! taste fkcing URGH...
lol . ordered alot of funky stuff , OVER ORDERD !!! hahaha , the banana prawn fritter is disgusting too !! the fried guo tie ? BLEAHZ !! teh skin is disgusting , the meat is juz lyk xiao long bao . overall shitty
thn was just overnite movie but i forced myself to slp , cuz i hav tuition tml . haha. fckin died when i come back hm , which i was suppose to plan where im goin for dinner wid wilson , but onli woke up at 5.30+ lol .
met up at bugis , first thing i did was to drag him to buy socks , cuz i was too lazy to search for socks and i wore the damn short gals socks , fckin hurting wearing there with normal shoes LOL !! thn bought stuffs , clothes !! omg... thn ate at food court where there was an irritating cleaner aunty tat doesnt noe when to stop ?!?! first it started off as a quarrel , thn it started as being irritating !! TALKING N TALKING !!! OMG ... i guess its really lonely to be a cleaner aunty . tats why... psychiatric liao , thn chill at bugis+ zha ji shop .
HORRIBLE ZHA JI !!! its fckin oily ? and it doesnt even hav chilli powder ?? pui !
thn today went out with ken to do his sentosa recce. lolol !! the things i do for a fren ... anyway. so we walked frm palawan to siloso to check .... tiring , thn went back to meet up wid js for dinner , ate at some shitty steamboat area at the top floor . HORRIBLE FCK !! the onli compensation was there is NSF discount lol . i felt totally sick after eating , fckin wanna vomit . and ... i really dun understand how ppl can totally talk abt games for so long !!! maybe im nt in their realm anymore ?? i dun feel them / do their lingo ....
9:46 AM
went to swee choon like... FINALLY !??!?! hahaha, it was a horrible walk from farrer park , streaming thru the banglas made some1 lost their appetite LOL !!! anyway, swee choon is lyk fckin monopoly there !?!? FCKIN HUGE !! hold so many unit.
waited lyk onli 15mins for the seats . ordered very little onli , cause scared lyk my prev dim sum adventure, ORDERED SO FCKIN MUCH TAT I CANT EVEN FINISH !

the best dish of swee choon , MIAN XIAN KUEH!!

was figuring out hw the hell they did this , its juz PURE MIAN XIAN , they managed to fry it and hold its shape crispy on the outside , FULL OF FLAVOUR ON THE INSIDE !! FOOD ORGASMIC

the horfun was juz... plain normal . lotsa pepper taste tho . bleahz....

custard bun is .... normal here.
not really a fan of custard bun , but here , the custard is really thick and rich ! but as all the custard bun , eat more will sian hahah !!

prawn paste chk , damn oily ?? its crispy . but the taste could be alittle stronger ?? but nvtheless. ITS FRIED CHK !!! =)
thks for the shirt =) , hope this 1 fits. HAHAHAH !! i tink i was really over confident over the other shirt which is lyk a XS size !!! , fckni tight !!!
fri nite went out with ml n js for a dinner n htht, lol . Mos burger !!!! ebi rice burger MOAR SAUCE !!! but it somehw seem to have dropped standards . bleahz. the mos CHICKEN also DROPPED !!! PUI

their "milk"tea is add milk into ur tea urself
-NOT NICE -
to my surprise when i came hm , i saw my little angelic chubby devil !!!! yes , his finally back frm msia after so fckin long !!! hahaha, but heard the stay is juz one day, just to get his visa stamped and back to msia tml =(


yeap , he have grown quite a bit , fckin chubby n tall . but one thing tat irks me alot is his damn strong msian accent ! lolol . anyway , he doesnt even rmb who m i !!! THE HORROR !!!! RAWR !!! anyway his still damn cute =) haven gone back to his devilish ways yet .
so work has been damn shitty since my fren gt posted out , cause nw im getting all the arrows ? so the useless noob incompetent CSM(head) who cant even speak properly , has been targetting me , so i gt caught for nt polishing boots ? so i have to report to another mdm at 10am , but i was damn bz doing work tat i forget abt it , so the nxt day , tat useless woman announced to everyone tat i would get extra, so i had an intense argument with her, till she cant say anything , asked me over to a captain's room and "force" me to submission. so she cant win me ? play rank ? lol . even the cpt see alr like sian1/2 , jus giv the sian face, ask me to juz sign ...
so in the end i gt extra for the most retarded thing which she planned frm start to finish and even made up a story so tat i would definitely get the extra ? thn this friday , i gt arrowed to be involved in the 4man Emergency drill . FML !! my friday's OFF will nv come to light ever !!! fml fml fml
6:17 PM
so ... alot of things happened at work for the past 2 wks. my fren gt posted out from MMI into another unit . why ? due to the fact that he always kpkb / buay gam / quarrel with his mdm , CC , a fcker dog . so , because of the constant targeting n tiffs . CC's plan of having him posted out finally came to light on last friday . after talking to EVERY DOC that HE NEEDS TO GO . so he was feeling damn sad. and yeap , so was i ?? his lyk the crazy fcker tat always do shit tgt with.
planned for this "last" meeting on friday , went to buy alcohol with malay at peninsula , it was damn awkward walking into this pinoy/ myanmar populated / dominated area . there is SRSLY alot of moonshine alcohols being sold here . after much comparison , bought the cheapest smurnioff at $37 LOL . I WAS FCKING SCARED !!! i tot i would turn blind / alcohol poisoning from drinking this !!
thn headed str8 to drinking at the bridge , was being crazy by pouring pure the first cup n shots . LOL DAMN FCKIN STRONG !! hahaha , some1 almost K'O-ed , so we were like assuring ourselves tat our goal is to get HIGH , not DRUNK WASTED . and we achieved tat , shitty camera quality but yea hahaha !! was high !! .
their new "ticket" system , no more chops ?? folo the style of those hotels . but abit AA , cause it tells everyone tat your going clubbing !!
so went out till very late , night-ridered home and fckin hell damn tired, overslpt missed 5 + stops, fckin cui !! walked back wanting to vomit and fckin sei... thn next morning HANGOVER !! lucky tuition was cancelled.
thn went out in the night to meet up with wils n cy for dinner ?? cant rmb le . haha . settled at ajisen ramen , walked ard bugis+ , thn went to ice cream man at haji lane to nua.
their signature CHOCO !!! fcking thick !! but damn shiok ,
matched with the coconut, naise =)
was freaking playing pictureka thru RULES / INSTRUCTIONS tat we googled on9 lolol !!! no instructions at all . was damn retarded la , and wils sux at this game noe why ?? NO FREAKING CREATIVITY !! SO STUBBORN AND OBSTINATE !! pictureka ... helllo .... u need to be creative at this game ???

so went back to bugis+ to eat desserts !!! weee , 50% after 9pm , so yeap tiramisu and oreo cheese

tiramisu ... is normal... not the best ... and the oreo cheese.... its not bad la . but dun hav the OREO taste...
so on sun , i gt bored , and went to try to make oreo cheesecake !! using the NON-baked manner.

Crushing oreos

putting in the base full of choco goodies =)

cheese batter

end product =)

dont see this picture , its all a LIE !! lolol , its actually FROZEN !! tats why gt this shape !! lolol . IT WAS A HORRIBLE FAILURE !! THE CAKE DOESNT SET !! so whn i put it in the fridge for damn long , it looks lyk a pudding / mousse , when i scooped it out , its juz lyk PURE CREAM !!! RAWR !!! but after it being frozen , it taste like ice cream oreo cheesecake . LOL !! the taste is all good , but its jus the texture !! RAWR
-next on the list -
MILLE CREPE !!
10:26 PM
fri went to meet up for dinner wid my sec skool mates, i knew tat they will freaking be late ! so i asked my mum to buy me a light dinner , true enough, they were damn fckin late ! was supposed to met up at 7 , we finally ate dinner at 9 ?? not at chomp chomp but at some sing low chicken rice restaurant . haha ! meal was abit expensive ? ordered chicken soup and vege and tat is way more exp thn tzi char !!
thn after tat went for desserts at udders , was raping the waffles and ice cream , after tat was juz plain chilling at a bar , playing shit games , talking cock , yeap usuals. beer towers , and bottles and its home sweet home .
thn sat was my first tuition. i still can rmb hw i forced myself to freaking wake up early, and being frantic abt it asking ard where to get resources , and it turned out that i dun even need them LOL ! so talk abt my kid , his a cute small boy . talks alot of shit , not very stupid , so yeap ! and did i say that it was so hard trying to teach the mother hw to cancel the agency so tat i will get the full amount of fees ?? WHICH IS ALR SO FCKIN PATHETIC !! lyk wat 19/hr for SEC 1 NT . 3 subs wtf... whn i asked ard im lyk supposed to get at least 25 ??/ 30
so , i gt freaking lost ? takes 15mins walk frm the mrt ! and hahaha !! i was abit scared HAHAH !!! so first lesson didnt do much , i was literally asking wat he wans me to do . n i managed to scrapped past it =)
sun met up wid ml , ken , js for lunch at some hk restaurant with ah wang as the endorser
ordered baked pasta, expensive sia !! 11.50 , pork was good =) but not the sauce ... pfft hk ... thn ken 's spaghetti dun hav the western taste, THE SAUCE WAS FREAKING HOR FUN SAUCE ! but just normal pasta color. wtf !!
thn after tat was nua-ing with ken cuz we gt ps-ed , was having a HTHT with him , but he was more ...RESERVED , was really keeping alot to himself. oh well...
at nite , met up wid softies for dinner at FATBOYS !!! lolol . so i FINALLY get to eat fatboys after mentioning it couple of times... but was TURNED DOWN . RAWR !
so was taking forever to choose . LOL . finally decided on Jamaican pork burger. weird ... COLESLAW was inside . bacon was good =) , LOVE the sun dried tomatoes . dam sweet =) . so overall it was magnificent !!
next on my list will be WIMPY BURGER !! CLASSIC EGG AND CHEESE AND PATTY !! will definitely come back agn cause theres NO FREAKING GST / SVC CHARGE !!! WEEE
haha so after tat , went to collect movie tix, lucky i book if nt no seats, settled down at the coldest shit place , katong I12, watched Abraham Lincoln the vamp hunter ! lucky it wasnt tat cold in the cinema , the movie was nt bad =) love the fighting scene , lolol if u compare this to prometheous , there is some similarity ?? HAHA but this is definitely better !!
so finally went to japanese hse !! its lyk freaking far !! horrible 800m walk to the hse frm kembangan mrt . ( it may be a gd thing to live so far xD HAHAH slimmer body ) it was juz damn cool ! the whole family was talking in japanese , lucky i exercised self restrained and nt spout any nonsensical japanese shit i learn frm the internet HAHAH !!
so reika took the key and drove us out , detoured to fren hse to collect bike , (hard time doing manual labour in stuffing tat huge bike INSIDE THE BOOT ! ) went to ice cream chef but was close . ( almost had a road rage while parking . FCKIN FUNNY !! )
so went to siglap the haagen daiz . ORDERED THE ORGASMIC CHOCO FONDUE TAT , yes , i hav LONGED for since so long .
even topped up $10 for extra 8 scoops more of ice cream =) , so after the sinful indulgence , was sent home by reika (so nice of her LOL ) and finally reached home n slp at 2am and i died tml morning ! and took off in the aftn to meet ken n wils to go to cy's hotel ,
the most retarded thing is when we gt the room key , but duno which room isit ! SO WERE LYK TAPPING EVERY ROOM AHHAHA !!!! looked lyk a burglar la . and yeap the room is damn COMFY !! OMFG ..... hahah , nua-ed awhile
ken was lyk sleeping lyk a pig alr . too comfy
lolol first time taking this kind of mirror phone photo HAHAH !!! thn left for pool !! the pool was damn SHALLOW !! max 1.4m onli . was doing stupid stuff . but the cool part was theres a "sea-side" type pool . with actual SAND inside . did the most retarded thing and backflip and knocked my head . almos died LOL

a pool identity band ? lol the china man say, gt ppl check de, HAHA if nt can kicked out . its very cool its water proof and wont come off . dunno why after the swim , it became damn tight LOL
thn went back up to bath and cy finally came back frm his wisdom tooth op . thn went for dinner at msia cafe . epic moments hahah !!

this shit chicken rice ball is so EXPENSIVE !! $5 they dun serve normal rice, but squashed up balls tat taste abit lyk luo mai gai , and the chicken is damn cold .

thn ordered claypot rice !! takes fckin 1hr to prepare , they use those timer like block to alert customers, (like marche / ramen champion) thn the char kway teow ... OMG ... takes fckin long too and the serving is damn pathetic . but its nt bad .
droved out to get ice cream n booze and mc bites at vivo and back to hotel rm for some mass orgy HAHHA ! stupid stuff goin on . was gnawing on mcbites on the bed and slurping melted paddle pop ice cream . HAHA ! the booze we bought was disgusting shit ! BLEAHZ !
and due to some awesome planning by someone , we left at 1am , tinking tat we gt night rider , but I FORGOT ! and realised there isnt , and by the time i realised they alr ps me and left on the cab . MOFOS !!! $17 cab back hm !! PAIN !!!
10:07 PM
net up wid ml n zj at nex , once agn they are late ! bleahz, managed to caught amazing spiderman , bought zha ji ! them nt me... cuz i was still coughing lyk a dick ! dammit !!! have to giv ZHA JI A SKIP !??! WTF RITE !!!
the movie was great omg... i like it , so i heard they say , tat this spiderman , FOLLOWS the comic book . so the spider web thingy is more of a AMMO , rather thn comes out frm the skin .
n i saw STAN LEE , in the movie , didnt noe who da hell tat guy was , and he was in every movie , went hm n googled , n found out tat he is the "creator" of marvel comics.
had my last min LESSONS on thurs , and a warm up lesson on FRI before the test, everything was ok . but NO ! it wasnt like tat in the test,

it was like i predicted , everytime during circuit , my pdi will start ranting abt hw to go abt doing things, so much so tat , without him , im nth !! OMFG .... so yea , i was freaking scared . and worried i would bang into something, and everything was good when it started , thn till i went to the slope. i tot i had it , i guess i was nervous or something ? my car DIED and it rolled back !!! so i gt
immediate failure for rolling back too much ?? thn i striked the curb when i come OUT of the direction change .
i tot the instructor stepped the brake for me at first , i was lyk . oh ok . BUT NO ! it was actually stopped by the wheel n the curb !! . and i was so certain tat i freaking turned at the right moment ?? ( whn i gt hm and asked , my bro said my car was too towards the left ?? ) thn i still cant freaking TURN CORRECTLY TO MY LANE !! FML !! i suck !
thn the S course was anyhow lol... but i somehw managed to do it . lol . thn even vertical i had to re-adjust .
thn went out , i gt minus points for for amber lights, which i was alr MOVING OFF ALR , i tot if i cant stop in time i shld go ?? but NO ... he marked me for tat . and i TEND TO DUN STAY IN MY LANE !! RAWR !! FML FML FML !! failed so bad .
FCKIN 30 !! FAILED !! omg. oh well . i somehw knew tat i wasnt rdy n im gg flunk this . but ... HAIX !!! i tot i could manage to scrap thru ?? with lyk 18 pts but nooo....
oh well , came back hm , parents was lyk scolding me , say Y I NV CHANGE INSTRUCTOR !?!?! n im lyk . hahaha . nvm la ... yeap . mr teo is a fcker dog who kpkb , sibei gl, but he does teach ppl . so im juz gg accept fate and let him teach me agn ...
8:19 PM

my niece queueing up with all those aunties in getting free food frm fairprice . haha , apparently she is lyk in love with these mushrooms !! and yeap it really did taste nt bad ! she freaking took 3 servings. but srsly , i tink this uncle lyk wasting his mushrooms !! cook so much , onli a few buy hahah .
so on sat, driving in the morning ruined my mood cause of the fcker pdi kpkb , gl attitude . thn went to buy prez with wilson in the evening , meet at novena, instead of the usual town . bleahz, ate subway , the onli , "healthier ? / less heaty ? " meal cuz both of us were sick . but went to buy cookies to chomp in the end. LOL, so our objective was to buy prez for mi xue baby bro , brent , finally bought lyk 2 tops and 1 xylophone , legs were damn sore .

nua-ed at somerset basement for damn freaking longs . tried my first ice blended milk tea, omg... shld hav come out with this long ago !!! it taste sooo cold n good !! lolol but the pearls from "EACH-A-CUP" sucks. lol , was freaking spatting out the shit pearls , so ps , gt so many ppl beside me LOLOL !!

thn met mi xue for dinner at ANTIONETTE !
some atas place tat was juz near WILD honey ( which i had nv eaten b4) , we left for this place AFTER we settled down at brotzeit cuz it was too pricey !! lolol
did i say tat the place was DAMN FREAKING ATAS !! with huge comfy chairs , letting u dine lyk a boss !! lolol .

so i ordered something unique , crab pasta , didnt noe it was spicy , it has a unique taste . first time eating this kind of flavor , so haha . it was ... ok-ok . but wils was lyk omg it was nt bad !! lolol .
thn tml was the bdae pt, so met up wid julie n wils n left for her hse, was apparently too sick to have a gd appetite , so ate damn little , thn played some games with her frens , cut cake and left. took a bad polaroid !!! RAWR !!! lousy mi xue taking , bad timing lOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !!!!!