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1:10 AM
ok , so went for bbt today with wilson , tat 2pid boy was like dying !! vomiting all over !! ( tats wat he said LOL ) thn i was abit late. thn he cant take it , go in without me first =(

anyway, i didnt even noe that we have to report 15mins b4 the btt , WTF !!! lucky wils was lyk MEET 10 (test at 10.30 ) anyway, went up to lvl 2 str8 , gt my assigned place, then saw this sms frm wilson " FCK ! CHINKS ALL Beside me !! Y U NO SEAT BESIDE ME " LOLOL

then the chinese old guy was quite a funny person , lol , mayb he juz being an eccentric guy , lotsa china noobs there , requesting help that is sooo ... wtf .. LOL . thn the guy wil juz scold them . say y they nv listen to the instruction video HAHA

anyway, gt 48/50 . PASSED!! finished in 10min , waiting for wilson . haha thn recheck . oh yea !! the touchscreen was wtf !! i was using my finger all teh way . ( cause there was this instruction = NO POKING WITH SHARP OBJECTS ) thn kns , muz use fingernail thn can sense......

anyway. thn wils was too sick , so today didnt manage to go out watch movie =( , went back hm to emo.

thn at nite , went out to meet ken n dap at pasir ris , lol , thn out the bus , i saw ken chewing on sum rubber mini condom. then he was like - "OMG YOU HAV TO TRY THIS !! LOL ITS SOOO CUTE !! JUS NW DAP JIZZ ALL OVER HER FACE


lol . then walked to this shop , the old chang kee stretch , saw this condom looking eggs . thn ken asked me to choose one. i picked the apple lime . they picked the chocolate . cant even hear the instructions frm the seller , juz keep hearing . half way muz ****

then we were being a public nuisance , cuz whn i was eating my lime till song song , ken , fckin scheming sly dog ! swapped mine with his melted choco . thn i didnt think about it , juz eat , thn the mayhem started. THE WHOLE THING SPLATTERED AND SQUIRTED ALL OVER MY MOUTH !!!

my face was literally like a "two gal one cup scenario " , fill with choco shit all over !! my sweater / bystander , ken , dap . all over !! it was literally damn funny !! whn im sitting down on in front of the comp , thinking back . i would juz start to giggle HAHAH !!

ok la. its partly my fault for not listening to their advice and put it inside my mouth the whole time . i took it out for a teensy short while . BUT NEVERTHELESS ITS ALL KEN FAULT FOR SWAPPING !!

thn went over to dap hse , used her facial foam
thn i gt this hude allergic reaction after tat , my face was damn itchy and red !! my first in my life !! rawr !!! thn after tat was highlighting key notes in ken BTT book . cuz his exam is lyk TML !!!

thn went out for steamboat , ate damn much !! thn dap drove us hm .
ps : my hoodie sure gt it tough, gt so many stains le , now add new 1 =( , guess really need to buy a new 1
12:06 PM
on 26th , went to eat breakfast with parents, at nex , was too early , went there , the restaurants nt even open yet ! was walking ard doing shit till 11.30 , till soup restaurant opened.

so ordered the famous samsui ginger chicken !! the weird toufu , soup of the day , kang kong . mum was lyk complaining , where the hell is the vege and other dishes !! eat finish rice le still haven come , haha !!

anyway, verdict , only the chicken is naise !! so mayb nxt time should juz spam the chicken and eat chicken rice LOL !! the whole thing amounts to 65 sial !! exp shit !!!!!!





thn on weds, went out wid the softies , went for bowling at marina sq , thks to my laziness , i nv cut fingernails, thn my nail gt chipped off soo bad !! that it was still stuck to flesh , cant even yank it off

then i was the winner of the first rd , lol =) , but the most epic shit is . JI , is so oblivious to the "split" icon , thn zj go bluff her , saying that its a red box , means will get bonus 3 pts at the end of the game . LOLOL !!! thn we cont'd on for the 2nd rd. but this time jrs owned me . i gt 151 , he 154 . lOL



slacked at burger king , opened up the tokyo banana !! thn zj and ji , like dildo phobia !! lolol , didnt wan to eat it . were like bitching for 1 hr LOL , thn finally left for dinner, was lyk walking ard the whole mall , finding a suitable place for everyone . srsly . thn we stumbled upon a pinoy stall downstairs at the esplanade link exchange , olives and vines

ok la. shall say that its the price is affordable . ordered pasta and top up for deluxe set meal .
hugeass ice tea ( too sweet ) + soup


seafood pasta , nt bad la . LOL found another person thats like me . SPAMMAGE OF CHEEZE !!! hahaha . pascal , LOL worst thn me, spam at each bite LOL ( ok tats exaggerations )

first time trying the carrot cake , taste funky , unique white layer of cream on top . choco cake nt bad , but brownie would be nicer xD

ratings : 7.5 pinoys out of 10 pinoys !!
11:33 AM
again, forced to wear the santa hat , LOL , but this time , it was yanked and erected to a whole new "HIGH" . hahah .

went to clarke quay to eat ramen , (that shop onli sells 1 type ) as usual , i will love the egg to be runny on the inside , so i would take it out / keep it afloat the hot soup . Spammage of chilli flakes !! .

ok so this was the xmas prez i gt , WTF !!! MERINGUES !?!? dap's idea, cuz that time she saw me n js ordered this pile of shit , BUT didnt realise how horrible it tasted . and she went ahead with this ... SO i was lyk LETS EAT IT TGT !!

lol after prying it open , there was alot of pixie dust around the table. I would describe how the taste of a meringue is . rock hard solid sugar ! or a harden cotton candy , and i meant really harden .






so went to town to walk , it was pathetic !! so many ppl !! even tho the road is closed , its fckin cramp with ppl and some musical stage performance thingy . but these ain enuff to satisfy the xmasy guy ken , so he die die muz go see carolling , thn david pulled his resources , found out , headed over to esplanade . HAHA .

altho it was juz open area performance , gt 1 song the dunno wat . really good , gave me goosebumbs siol AHHA !
2:42 PM
so on xmas eve , mi xue asked me to go her hse eat dinner xD , so met up with wils , but i was late , cuz i was bz wrapping prez, then reached there le , then guilty , so i went to buy prez for mi xue also , so stopped by mini toon , zzz... it was bad and chaos , those last min shopper lyk me , hogging the shop space... hard to walk siol . so decided on a pic frame ( wils recommendation ) so yeap , then wrapped it up and left for her hse .

helped her with the preparation of dinner , there was ham , roast pork , roasted ribs and corn soup , taste fantastic =) ! then after dinner , most of the time spent was on his bro , LOl the little devil seem to hav a liking towards me . ( cant help it la , im too cute xD )

ate xmas log cake , passed her the prez, n off i go to meet ken n dap at clark quay , was walking ard to find a suitable bar to chill . but Zzz... all were packed and full , most bullshit thing is , "highlanders " has an age limit , >25yrs n older ? MIDDLE AGE PARTY PLZ ?!?!? WTF


ken bought us santa hats , $5 each la !! , thn he force me to wear the santa hat for the whole day ! anyway , wear till my hair all pull back , had to photoshop HAHAH !!

settled down at mulligans, sum weirdass place run by indians / banglas tat dont understand eng well / its too loud


dap ordered cider , ken ordered sum minty lime cocktail very nice , i ordered the damn strong alcohol drink AHHA !! but ken go and steal my drink and swapped wid me , after tat went n became all sleepy and shit !!?!?!? so his the 1 tat when intoxicated become sleepy ??

another photoshopped pic , this time it looks soooo funny !!! cuz ken eyes was dman sleepy and douche , so haha i cut out dap 1 to replace, 2 left eyes for ken then .



so left after 1 drink , cuz ken was too tired le
11:04 AM
finally , called aaron out on fri , LOL , i was supposed to jio him out lyk last last last wk ago ... but ... oh well !?!?!?? hahah , anyway , the process was very hot n cold , like calling gal out HAHA !! ( theoretically i meant , cuz i dun hav any SOBS SOBS)

anyway, went to pasir ris the new sports complex , first time goin there , and wow, theres even a slide inside the swimming pool. Did ... very little swimming , alot of talking HAHA !!! i was the one urging tat aaron to SWIM !! haha , so alot of catching up was done , but im nt a teller , so i didnt talk much abt mine haha .

then it started raining !! swimming in the rain , cool =) , this conception that , i will be "Sick " cuz im in the "rain"

anyway , after tat , it was still raining, had to shrivel up and share an umbrella among us , LOL it was damn funny !! thn we were taking "shortcut" , walking along the grassy areas, thn DEJA-VU!!

the quick sand-like mud trapped our slippers !! but , im pro alr , so there wasnt any backlash , so the mud didnt gets slapped back up on my body , unlike aaron LOL !! and yeap , my slipper gt sunken in sooo deep that it gt stuck a couple of times

were like cleaning ourself up in the toilet , very very unsightly , thn after tat ,settled down for a meal at macs , with 4mins to spare till the wkend lunch is OVER !

ordered the hax meal , tat cost $7.50 . for those noobs out there, they muz be WOW ?!?!? WHY SO CHEAP !?!? lolol !! the only ASS thing is , the uncle go and mix my curly fries with normal fries......

anyway, then met up with ken n dap to buy grocery for bbq at nite , bought 2 whole chicken , sausages , chops ,prawns, and dunno wat else le , lol seems pathetic . then went to her hse after wils who was late met up wid us.

so there i was , cutting the chicken chop as dap mum rages every1 else to get out of the kitchen . LOL ! then whn david came . it was juz me ken n david playing in the kitchen , marinating the chicken with lotsa weird stuff !! HAHAH !!! it was damn messy . chaotic and lotsa "handsy pantsy " action goin on LOL.

but it turned out damn awesome in the end !! thn cy came , started raping te food , and we tried our famous beer ass chicken ( 2nd try tis time ) did it in oven instead , as we didnt hav a proper grill that is big enough with a cover .


( sesame oil , soy sauce , pepper, mixed herbs , sour plum sauce , oyster sauce , ginger )

transformer chicken whn the coke is combined up their ass xD


had really lotsa trouble putting it in the oven , it either topples , or its too high and it touches the top of the oven piece and u could hear the sizzling and the smoke LOL !! very epic , tried like 4-5 times b4 we actually succeed .


roasting to perfection =)

*ding * all done !! looks good , as in the top part of the chicken xD HAHA !!

this is what we call ,
a LOOSE HOE !! LOLOL !!!!!

anyway , as we cut the wings and thigh ,omg ... its jizz !! it smells so heavenly , its soo soft and juicy !! lolol . but ... one of the thigh is nt full cooked , so we have to oven it agn , haha ! but nevertheless , its definite a success !! HAHA !!

after bbq , dap drove us hm , with her mum as the chaperon of cuz . haha !!
12:51 AM
went to long beach for dinner , first time going there , but when kenneth flashes out the coupon thingy ... the looks on the staff face changes ... wtf ?!?!? isit that degrading to use a coupon ?? cant stand it . Then the staffs were like whispering , "that table use coupon " bla bla bla ... wtf man !!

we stil hav the money to pay wat ... srsly . anyway !!! ordered roasted chicken ,

this weird veggy tat looks like a hugeass xxl brusselsprout ...


DRUNKEN PRAWN !!! ( very long nv eat le) but this 1 tasted .... weird ...oh well

then , initally , we wanted to eat 铁盘豆腐 thn the waiter waivered us by , you wan the signature dou fu ??? or wat ?? thn ... yeap one thing led to another .

it turned out ... bleahz... srsly . 铁盘豆腐 would hav tasted a whole lot nicer !!
12:04 AM
ok , went on leave agn on tue , NT MC OK !! hahah !!! anyway , went to SIK GAEK ( long awaited , wanted to bring wilson there for bdae de ... oh well lucky didnt HAHah !! queue lyk fck !! )

went for dinner , wanted to come earlier de .. but u noe ... this and that happened , and its THEM !!! hahah !! reached there , it was alr alot of ppl queuing le . had to wrote our name , on number 26. with 13 ppl infront of us .

went over to maxwell food center to get a drink and came back , queue didnt move a single bit !! mundane waiting ..... then our turn finally came, as my name gt called xD .

went up , wah... really abit stuffy , LOL but the smell naise . HAHAH HUNGRY !!! RAWR !! took alot of food , and started cooking !!! . taste nt bad at the start . very nice and refreshing .

js complaining face , whn the whole plate is covered by pork , BACON to be exact . LOLOL !!! then keep saying NO SPACE FOR BEEF !! RAWR !!

mixture of everything xD chicken sausage ( taste funny ) pork velly , pork ribs, and the ..... BEEF ...........

chef at work , cutting into bite size pieces xD

the satisfied noob juz lazing there , stopped eating very early !! rawr !!


anyway, the toilet is damn shitty , note ! dun ever wear nice shirt / stuffy clothes + DUN WEAR nice SHOES !! rawr !!

anyway, the food was gd , but after a while abit gelat LOL , and tasteless
9:43 PM
was suppose to go out for lunch with dap+ ken on sun, thn i went to eat breakfast with my mum , settled at "ASIAN KITCHEN " , ordered

roast pork ( fcking crispy skin NAISE ! )

some chicken leg + scallop soup , taste bleahz

roast duck with SOUR PLUM !!!! mum wanted to try the sour thingy , LOl she liked it , it taste weird to me ! RAWR

ordered this duck spring roll , thought it would taste like those peking duck roll , but hais. it taste pathetic !!!

expensive meal , $52 for 2 adult + 1 , was damn full, thn rmbed had to lunch with them , met them at katong I12, apparently our supposedly steamboat place was closed , so went to suki ya agn, was freaking FULL !! but i managed to eat alot stil haha .

after tat , went to PRAWNING ! supposedly wanted to go to the pasir ris park , but it looked too pathetic, thn we decided to cab to farmway 3 there ,it was a really ulu place had to reverse alot of times LOL

then when we alighted , IT FREAKIN RAINED LIKE SUM MOFO DOG !!! we were like RUNNING IN THE RAIN FINDING THE SPOT !! fckin epic, all wet as shit ,hahaha !!!



my first BIG CATCH !!! it was damn freaking huge , didnt dare to grab the hook out of it as the previous prawns , freaking CHOPPER ME with their CLAWS !! ( my first catch was actually a baby prawn lol !! fckin tiny puny shit )

js emoing cuz he didnt managed to catch anything when our scores are alr 1 or more each le LOL


our first few catch >.< yeap , pathetic , but beside us , there is this malay lady, fckin zai !! fishing in 1 corner , keep raking in HUGE FREAKING PRAWNS !!! lyk easy peasy liketat

actually , we sought advice frm the woman , it somehow seem to work xD , prawns started raking in !! 2.5hrs we gt abt 15 ???
prawn tat popped out whn we were were transferring , haha , crawling away for its life !!!

one of the prawn , fckin pro !! trying to grab the hook out frm its mouth using its claws, hav to hand it to it, but feel sad , try so desperately to escape .

brought it to dap hse , then steam , it turned out nt fresh even tho we juz fished it out, this prawning prawns muz be bbq there .

1:30 PM
went to meet up with mi xue on fri ( half day xD ) , went to orchard to look for prez for wilson , then searched at isetan , turned out that outlet is Categorized by BRANDS not by MALE / FEMALE / KIDS . - wasted trip -

went to taka at wisma there , then finally found the brand . BRAUN BUFFEL , was like taking out all the wallets to see and compare , LOL . then mi xue was like complaining , say y i ask to see all , make her so fickle minded HAHAH !!! then there was this "goldfish- eyed - woman hogging on one of the display set . Zzz .

anyway , finally decided on it , had to agree on my design =) AHHAHAH !!! cause i gt good 眼光

thn bought the grocery items, headed over to mixue hse to bake . haha , it was damn epic ! barely folo-ed the recipe !! then the mixture was literally a mixture instead of a dough, so added moar flour LOL ! topped with almonds + m&m , made a spiral cookie xD

then the nxt day , met up with the guys, headed over to ice skating . omg !!! horrible !!! i was dying alot HAHAH !! literally losing balance but almost fall . but to regain back those balance my hands will be lyk swinging frantically in a big motion . HAHA deadly whack to ppl beside me man !!

then gt alot of pro skaters like flaunting their skills , gt 1 bunch even play catching ?!! also gt alot of old peeps , but ken n dap didnt skate , so they will bored + frozen to death .

yeap did fall , but it was alll ok !!! ahaha , thn went to paya lebar to wait for shuttle bus , but at the WRONG PLACE !! wasted time , then took bus to katong I12 to BACI to eat .

ordered pan fish fillet , while the rest ordered pasta . *shld hav eat pasta* gt this crave for it >.< DAMN ! oh well , yeap tat didnt fill my stomach !! then proceeded with the bdae boy !! made him hold the candle and stood up . ppl was laughing at him LOLOL !!!!

the cookie really turned out bland . but it looks NICE . oh well , then chilled at this shop/bar - kuche -

ordered cheese fries and apple crumble to share . till the end , we were the only customers , maybe thats the reason there was ONE MORE ice cream ball instead of the usual 1 scoop and MORE cheese fries servings ??

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