Thursday, August 09, 2007

3 wicks gone , whats around are the drops of candle wax.
In my closest? More candles.
In my pockets? Even more candles.
But, the candles need not be lit.
That way no drops of candle wax and no wicks are lost (:


5:49 PM

Thursday, June 14, 2007

I recieved an email that my account would be closed if i didnt post in the next three days. Today's the ninth. Liars! Curse you!
Anyway im sure the WHOLE WORLD knows what was my last post. It wasn't a post it was a phosto, i mean photo. A photo of bonafied people and confounded chaps clad in cotton underwear. Bet you can't see it. You need help? It's between a '.' and 'wasn't'.
Anyway was told by amos to talk about a fork. Not a spoon or foon or spork. Just a fork. Forks are very useful metal ware but of course they do come in plastic, wood and other what not. And i the great forkton would talk to you about forkishly forks.

Presenting to you with some sleight of hand,
Forkman vs Porkman(not pokemon,haha, not funny)

Forkman pokes Porkman with his fork.
Porkman piles Forkman with his pork.
And then Porkman dies.
So the winner is Forkman *applause rings* and Forkman becomes tuning fork due to the ringing.
But wait, Forkman got his fork pulverised by Porkman's piles of pork. So, Forkman dies. Then all the people got forkless. They all went home. And they lived happily even now, not ever after.

My my my, what have i done. This is a massive load of loaded pullsheet. No! No link, no build-up no anything. This must not happen to me! Argh! Go away, far far away. Shoo shoo. NOOOOOOOOOOO!


7:10 PM

Sunday, January 07, 2007



1:27 PM

Friday, December 29, 2006

Its so freaking boring at home. Cant wait for school to start. Theres like nothing to do at home other then play generals. Or read books which i do not really fancy. Or watch tv. I JUST NEED TO GET OUT OFF THIS STUPID HOUSE. And my mum doesnt allow me to go out. Wow, its so fun after the o levels! A toast to sarcasm.

Thats why i cant wait for school to start. YOU CAN GET OUT OF THIS STUPID HOUSE. Mr Boardem is like following me every where i go. Well Mr Boardem hates school so when school starts Mr Boardem would get lost.

Anyway, my ANKLE IS STILL RATHER SWOLLEN due to my super duo fall into holes in the ground. Simply marvelous. Must get rid of the swelling, so i wont go for rugby trials with a bad ankle. Have been putting ice packs on it. Gosh, it was so freaking cold that i almost died of frostbite yesterday night.

Must start to build up my bod. Need to get more muscles. Ha! Then abel would become a meatloaf. Ok, not funny. Tsk! My posts are getting more and more boring. GRRR...

Shall end here. I need to plan for my great escape!

Abel's wise saying: 84307860744630625370630765531


3:06 PM

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

My blog is pretty dead so im here to revive it. Shall blog of whatever that comes to my mind. Right, starting with the most recent, christmas candle-light service. Was really happy, shuren, my cousin, could turn up for it. Though i could see that he was rather uncomfortable with all the standing, dim lights, and saying christmas songs. Ha. Anyway, the night was a pretty sight. Peolple were dressed to their nines( is there such a saying), ya and i felt tempted to comment on everybodies clothing. Well, eunice looked like a zebra, but she did look good in it (: And so the night went on with a series of recieving and giving. As sleep beckoned us, we had to go home.
At home, people open, rip and tear their recieved cards and such. Well i had my own share of tearing, ripping and opening. Many surprises indeed.

Gosh dont know what im blogging.
Shall end here.

Abels wise saying: a smile says more than words.


1:59 AM

Sunday, December 17, 2006

It has been a longfuly long time. And abel is back. Im troubled at the moment, many things are clouding my mind and all i can do is only wait and trust in the lord almighty that everything would be fine. My apologies to all distress caused.

Anyway, i am going to SA for first three months. Thank you God for all the abounding riches and blessings you have showered on to me. What more can i ask?

Well there is one more...


4:06 PM

Monday, November 13, 2006

Captivatingly Calm*
Peace is not being trouble-free or in an altered state of consciousness. It's having a clam, inner sense of confidence that comes from your connection with God



Just one more phase
It'll be over real soon
Daddy's got you and remember
You'll never walk alone.


12:53 AM

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

its rather late now. time check 12:37 am. once i finish this shall go and continue to mug. its a long time eversince i blogged about rubbish. well that deems me a rubbish dump. so if i say its a long time eversince i blogged about sense. well that deems me a
sense dump. ok im not making much of a sense, and my level of humour is like rock bottom low. havent been able to apply it on my skin for a long time. all i do nowadays is to mug in my castle. trapped. im like a crab. a hermit crab to be exact. stuck in my shell. anyway, a few more weeks DHL would be sending a hammer to help smash this shell of mine.

well thats enought about my current situation. well whats there to talk about *abel's already tired brain tries to generate something* i feel like posting my prelim compo. shall go and find it... HA! found it. first i must state some things. humble as i am, i admit that my immagination is limited and my command of english isnt very good. <--can u see that. i dont what to replace 'good' with so that i sound more bombastic. back to my essay, here it is.

Q:Perseverance

my essay:

Perseverance. An important attribute that the strong-willed possess. I would not say that i was strong-willed during that period of my life, but my perseverance came from the support of a close friend and the Divine up there.

About five years back, i was in my prime of life. I enjoyed it. A bright future has been paved before me after graduating with honours from Harvard. However, my happiness was short lived after i learnt that my backaches all those years were caused by a cancerous lump attached to my backbone. The one year old, golfball-sized evil lump of malignant cancer cells was at is prime too. At its second stage. The doctor said the lump had to be removed straight away and a suitable bone marrow transplant was crucial. I broke down in tears, as i feared that my future would fade to oblivion before my eyes.

The hospital became my second home; a dreaded one in fact. Thirteen months after the removal of that evil lump, there was still no suitable donor. I felt pain everyday, and everytime i looked up i saw the 'drips', like transparent vines cascading down a metal tree. The chemotherapy, the needles, the tubes and pipes. I was sick and tired.

"Just remove all this stuff. Please! Just let me rot away!"

Each time i cried out in exasperation, she squeezed my hand firmly and assured me, "You will never walk alone." Those words always gave a new lease of strength to fight on to the next day. Each time i woke up from my bed i could either see her putting new flowers into the vase or her head rested on my hand. I thought, where was the hope that she had that i did not possess. She told me God would see me through. Do your best and God would do the rest. That became my motivation, my will. I must live on.

As time ticked away, my battle was getting harder, i was becoming weaker and i was on the losing side. However, i did not allow that to shake my morale.

Two years had passed, day by day my soul was leached away and more jabs were issued to sustain me. I continued to fight the supposedly losing battle, which i realised was a battle against my weak will. I persevered. The faint glimmer of hope came one morning, like a shimmering distant star on a cloudy night.

"You are finally awake," she said with a sweet smile on her face. "Look at these sunflowers, they are here to brighten up your day." Although her voice was gentle it was like tempered steel, strong in the belief that i would survive. I only managed a faint smile as that was all my body allowed to give her my heart felt appreciation.

Just then, doctor Tan came in. "Good morning to you," he said. "I have some good news for you. A suitable donor has been found. However, your body may reject the bone marrow and this will bring dire consequences."

"Would you like to have some time to think about it?" he asked.

I paused. There was this sudden stoppage of time.

"No. I do not need the time. I will go through with it!" I replied.




the end.


alright, it rather late. time check 1:26 am. shall go and study now. goodnight.


I LOVE SUNFLOWERS :)


12:44 AM

Friday, October 20, 2006

Finally i have the chance to blog. it is pretty much dead that's why im here to revive it. Well, update on myself. Current status: mugging for O levels. Well thats all i got to say.

Cant wait for all this brain torture to end. I want to play, eat, shop, make merry. To do those things with a peace of mind, i need to go and study now.

i am the sunflower boy (:


6:59 PM

Friday, September 29, 2006





Ha! Koped this from SA's website.
To jingyong and kenny and other saintified people: see you there!


10:26 PM

Saturday, September 23, 2006



typical classroom scenario


5:54 PM

Sunday, September 03, 2006

FLOWERS GROW OUT OF DARKER MOMENTS


*sunflowers and butterflies
(I know they don't go together)


12:43 AM


JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE CHILDREN
ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD
RED AND YELLOW BLACK AND WHITE
THEY ARE PRECIOUS IN HIS SIGHT
JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD!


Finger Prints of God
*Steven Curtis Chapman

i can see the tears filling your eyes
and i know where they're coming from
they're coming from a heart that's broken in two
by what you don't see
the person in the mirror
doesn't look like the magazine
oh but when i look at you it's clear to me that

i can see the fingerprints of God
when i look at you
i can see the fingerprints of God
and i know it's true
you're a masterpiece
that all creation quietly applauds
and you're covered with the fingerprints of God

never has there been and never again
will there be another you
fashioned by god's hand
and perfectly planned
to be just who you are
and what He's been creating
since the first beat of your heart
is a living breathing priceless work of art and

just look at you
you're a wonder in the making
oh and God's not through no
in fact He's just getting started


12:29 AM

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Abel is back. I'm back. Abel and I are back. We are back. Actually we are one person. Guess it does not make much of a sense. Anyway english prelims is round the norcer, so I must type in perfect sentence structure, with a dash of intentional speeling mistakes here and there and everywhere to perk my entry.

What shall i blog about? My school's ah bengs? No, too risky. They will come after me with butter knives. Tsk! I'm squeezed dry. Thought of an idea, but it is too lame.

Marcus called me a POC. Ya, a peace of crab. By the way crabs are very peaceful . Peaceful to the extent that they only pinch the sand. Why pinch sand? It is becourse they need sand to make nice spherical pearls that ladies where round their necks. I say ladies because i have never seen a man dorn a pearl thingamajig. Unless Anak Krakatoa erupts again and we are able to see a blue moon. Anyway back to my crepes. They can be made easily by using flower, water, egg yolks and a bit of other throw-in. Upon completion, sample a piece of your crepe before serving. You would not want people to die under your natural instinctive culinary skills.

I was wondering, since gamma rays destroy bacteria and other harmful what-not, is it possible to detoxify our rear human waste and make it safe for consumption? Well there is certainly a psychological barrier, if it is proofen possible, due to the appearance of feaces. Just sprinkle a bit of garnish here and there and everywhere, then i'm sure it would lower the barrier by a bit here and there and everywhere. Then people would start buying radioactive sources, with ultra-long half lives, here and there and everywhere to bring on their trips. Let's say their planes crash, or they get lost in the desert, they'll be able to survife on the detoxified human waste. Possible? I'll rather feed on sand and be like a crab that manufactures pearls if i ever get lost in a fruit cocktail dessert.

Shall end here. I have night classes later. What a life. What a life when you study and study and study and ... play a bit. On a more serious note, life is meaningful, if God is close by.

Abel's wise saying: There is something in your skull called a brain, so use it!


1:12 PM

Sunday, August 20, 2006


when we had hair.


3:15 PM



its because of open sunday. my shirt was muddified and scarred


2:58 PM

Saturday, July 22, 2006

havent blogged for a long time.
ha! major brain degeneration lately.
probably due to all the mugging of which the cows didnt come home.
so im only able to blog about normal events and not some kind of morbidity.
kinda noticed im more organised these days.
today's topic : The Increase In Ah Lians In My School

whoa!
major problem.
maybe not all of them are ah lians, but they act like them.
all in the name of attention.
fine la! i give you negative attention.
but that was last time.
best way to deal with them is... ignore them.

what turns me off is when girls slap me on the back.
i certainly detest that ,and not like some guys who enjoy feminine inflicted pain.
some more you contaminate my uniform with all your skin cells,
and you cause a rupture im my capilaries,
disrupting my blood stream.
i cant stand girls who allow boys to touch them.
think what, you rag doll.
just for playing.
pluck out the arm, pluck out the leg.
and you sew the leg back to the wrong location.
touche.

man, the girls are as uncultured as raw mlik and unrefined as crude oil.
with all the impurities swimming in them.
must electrolise them to remove the super reactive impurities.
yee... all those shouting, so uncouth.
acting blur, please la, talk to a wall.

to find this species of undefintion make a trip down to my school.
there are different exhibits: the band room, home to the high emo a-s twerpy girls. canteen, gangsta girls unite. class room, place your bets, the cat fighting ring.
certainly an eye-opener. enjoy!

shall end here, need to eat my lunch.

abel's wise saying: im no chauvanist. that, im sure about.


1:02 PM

Monday, June 12, 2006

I'm Sorry
This came late.


9:17 PM

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Now you know where the song comes from :)
"I wrote this song about all of the sweet names my mom and dad called me when I was little
and all of the sweet names that I call my daughter Amy.
I entitled it "You're My Honeybunch" and gave it to her as a Valentine's day present." - Judianna Castle
.
The "CUPPYCAKE" Song
(Lyrics and Music by Judianna Castle)
is actually the chorus from Amy's version of "You're My Honeybunch"
(lyrics and music by Judianna and Buddy Castle)
.
You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear


2:40 PM



the people in this picture are, from left to right, minx, am-osmosis, zeken(part of his head), masala, joshua, me, eujin and sherman.


2:26 PM



the boy band wannabes ,
from left to right: little tai, marcus lim, me big tai, electrifying elliot


1:44 PM

Saturday, June 10, 2006

im in the proper mood of a proper post.
though i should be studying right now, but nevermind.
im sure... i can manage my time well (:

well as for today...

let me try to write my own poem,
cause marcus wrote one and i should too.
er... if you audience may be wondering we are both straight.
normal hormones are what we have.

back to my poem,
lets start with a title.
a wierd one.
actually i dont write poems
im not so literaly inclined.
so i shall write a story instead
instead of paragraphs
there would be stanzas instead,
just like poems...
JON TE WIERD
jon was very wierd
e could eat alpabets
and e ate te "H" in is name
and all that was left of the remnants
was is name jon
ya just tat you noticed, tere is no "H" in this story
just for te few tat i state
because jon doesnt like tem
and e ate tem all up
one day
jon was walking down a street
a man punced jon in te stomac
and jon vomitted out all the "Hs" e ad for breakfast
te "Hs" went opping everywere
one of them landed on a police cop
and POOF the police cop became pork chop
anoter one landed on a lady sitting on a cair
tere and ten te lady began shitting on the cair
wat a mess
i shant continue
its so stupid
i cant believe im posting something like this
but who cares
so i shall end.
bye to you, as in you, you know you, who else can i be refering to other then you.
abels wise saying: irish coffee and latte, mix them. and you would get irish latte. tts random.


5:00 PM

Friday, June 09, 2006

just dropping by, again.
residing to my humble blog.
nothing much to say.

shall go now.

(:

abels wise saying: half past 8, and a quarter to 11. no meaning.


5:39 PM

Saturday, May 27, 2006

boy it has been rather long since i last blogged.
and due to that ive become rather boring.
havent been putting my creative juices on the drive.
so im boring and can only give life events.

well few days ago...
i was caught in the rain
very heavy rain
cats and dog kind of rain

there before me was a dreaded overhead bridge.
i hate such objects as they required my legs to work
i was lazy
on the other side of the bridge was my bus stops
the secluded one
inhabited

i ran up the stairs
so as to get done with it
and so that i wouldnt get wet any further
up the stairs i ran

slip!
fell
down
the
stairs

my knee hit the edge of a step
like a hammer to an anvil
and i inherited a swollen knee

with my swollen knee
i had to limp to my bus stop

cold
wet
hungry
that was my state : a stray cat

wallowing in my own symphaty
how pathetic i was
and then was then


abels wise saying: to me, a sincere smile is the greatest thing one can convey


5:58 PM

Saturday, April 29, 2006


the thing.


8:14 PM

Monday, April 24, 2006


me, with my digitally enlarged adams apple
(talking about disliking attention)


bowen's elite trumpet troupe


bp's female snare drummers ( sarah leng fourth from the left)


5:22 PM

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

.The Fork-Collector.
(:



9:49 PM

Sunday, April 02, 2006

well my birthday party was yesterday.
and every week after my birthday is 3D week.
depressed, desperate, disillusioned.
well that was all originated from my immaturity ,
so there shall be a new twist;
to help those who are depressed, desperate, disillusioned.
feel free to approach me ill gladly give u my ears.
im sure no ones likes a sad abel.
enough talking about me.
my ego uprise may awake.

as for today my topic is...

sorry.oh yar. my birthday party kind of eventful.
it was on april fools.
and my second booty after twelve yrs.

ok. back to my topic...

maybe i shall blog another day.
must finish my chinese homwork.


abels wise saying: this is by far the shortest wise saying i have ever written. see...see, its so short . there are about. er... let me count. ya 24 words and by the end of this sentence there would be 37 words.


9:14 PM

Sunday, March 19, 2006

greetings once again.
abel the third person shall blog.
man i think i should stop blogging by may.
so that my blog can go into hyperventilation.
sorry i mean hyper hibernation.

and now for some mindless and nonsensical banter once again...

kids like to steal cookies from the cookie jar.
however they always get caught.
cause they are rather stupid.
to steal a cookie you need to be a proffesional.
advice?
graduate from the elite school of cookie thieves,
( ESoCT).
getting caught is punishable by your parents' respective laws.
maximum punishment: canning. (unless your parents are those abusive kind. maybe an iron burn at least.)
look. this poor kids are hungry.

so kids im here to help you.
well i never had to steal from the cookie jar.
firstly, there werent any cookies to steal.
secondly, i dont really go gaga over cookies.
thirdly, if i wanted a cookie ill ask for permission.

well to steal cookies, you need a couple of things.
  1. rubber gloves
  2. a pair of thongs
  3. a ladder
  4. a mask
  5. ziploc bag that reads "radioactive"
  6. and a map of the house( to plan ur escape route)
the above are fundamental and rudimentary equipment a cookie thief must posses.
now firstly to steal a cookie you must pick the right date.
pick a date where there are not too many people at home.
but of course dont pick a date where you are te only one at home,
cause ur parents would know for sure u are the cookie thief, if they found a cookie missing.
so u have picked the date and the day comes.
now put on ur rubber gloves,
so that ur fingerprints wouldnt be left on the cookie jar.
grab ur ladder and go to the supposed crime scene.
well if u notice in shows, the cookie jar is always on the highest shelf,
so u would need the ladder.
yah and remember to wear ur mask too...
in case ur parents see u stealing a cookie, they wouldnt recognise you.
set up the ladder and climb to the cookie jar,
open the lid and use ur tongs to grab a cookie.
now that u got ur cookie put it into ur ziploc bag and seal it tight.
climb down the ladder and plan ur escape route with ur map.
remember to escape with ur ladder.
a cookie thief never leaves any of his equipment at the scene of crime.
tada! u stole ur cookie.
the above is plan A.
as for plan B, you plan it urself.
good luck.

and once again abel is not responsible for mishaps. (egs falling of the ladder , kena caught, there isnt a single cooke in the cookie jar etc.)



abels wise saying: mohicans and mohawks, painted faces and funky hair.


11:49 AM

Friday, March 17, 2006

Day Three.
As today is the day as which my band camp has ended.
i shall do a short recollection of what happened.
the camp was so eventful that i grew two ulcers on my upper lip.
so i cant hit those super high notes.
and instead of getting tanned i have become lobsterised.
since its suppose to be short i shall end here.

abels wise saying: cocks crow at night.


6:38 PM

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Day Two. [ BAND CAMP's GONNA END TOMORROW! ]

"My love for Him can never be comapred to His love for me, but all i do know is that I love Him enough to see the urgency of going for EE and sharing the gospel to those who don't know Him."


Hey M&M, if ure reading this...
I just want to assure you how glad God must be when you text me that sentence, in reply to my question. Continue to love Him and stay close with Him ya! Seek first His kingdom and everything else shall be added unto you. (:




abels wise saying: needles and crying females. oh bother!


11:45 PM

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

These are what i call little things
Thank you.
Look at that cheeky face of his
I wonder how some can stand him.
Asher and his new haircut.
Thanks to my mother.
DAY ONE.
Remember to always be happy and contented in whatever circumstances you are placed in
Even if it means, having to be in band camp!(:
OH BOOOOOOOOO!


9:49 PM

Tuesday, March 14, 2006


me and kenny. its pretty strange having a friend whose name is the same as my father's. its like a hotdog that calls for marmalade.


1:30 PM

Sunday, March 12, 2006

hey all, i just came back from my run (:

tomorrow's the stupid chinese mock exam, darn! got to travel back to school just for that paper. oh bother.

well,usual stuff in church after LTP today... played played and playyyyyyyyed more games.
a point to note, BOTH MY RECENT BLEACHED SHIRT AND MY NEW SHOES ARE DIRTY!
my Adidas-es. :(
blame the bushes at the pickle ball court.

Hmm, before i end this post, i thought i should just share with my faithful muchtropolitans something interesting i noticed while watching this little boy skateboard today.
The verse that goes along with this section would be : Hebrews 11:1. ( DONT GO CHECK WHAT IS IT YET! =D)


His name is Alson ...
and a few of us be-friended him and his friends.
they were intially playing soccer in the field but they soon came over and played frisbee with us
much fun we had man! =)

After everyone left for home, i just sat there for a little while to catch my breath AND that was when i saw something that really encouraged me to continue to have such child-like faith in my heavenly father.

Alson didn't know how to skate in the beginning, but still, he borrowed the board from me and asked if he could give it a shot. well, seeing no harm in that, I lent it to him.
In less than ten minutes, Alson, not only began to skate really well, he tried to do stuns with it.
well, he did fell a couple of times, but everytime he hit the ground, he quickly picked himself up.

okay, let me go straight to the point.

what i'm trying to say is that children like Alson these days, don't fear falling off the skateboard and having terrible falls, so they just go about their lives, trying out different kinds of things and playing their hearts out, and all these happen due to their little knowledge of the dangers around them and the trust they have for the things around them.
Their innocence makes it very easy for them to not fear failures and to stand up quickly after every fall.
Seeing Alson play with the skateboard makes me think about the faith I have in my God. That innocent child-like faith to just trust Him and to leave everything at His feet and the will to persevere after every fall.
Now, i understand, why the term faith is used with child-like. (Alson, u might not ever in your life read this, but yes, thank you, u've taught me much today)

just a thought for all of you*
On the scale of one to ten, how much faith in God do u have?
In times when you are feeling dry,
Let me assure you, u are not alone and you never will.
Always remember to turn back to your heavenly father and allow Him to refresh you.

*God loves us taking risks, because risks always involve that element of faith*

Be brave!
Now, after much talk, the verse i mentioned above is this:
*Now faith is to be sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see*

yup! a very short verse, but it speaks so much. Hebrews 11:1

on a lighter note, maybe thats how i got that major fall that landed me in hospital years back.
LOL. much faith i had in the sofa i used to slide with.
*insiders joke*


abels wise saying: flowers have emotions too. I know of a girl who sings to flowers.


9:28 PM

Friday, March 10, 2006

Your Song

My gift is my song
And this one's for you
And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
It maybe quite simple
But now that it's done
Hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is now you're in the world

Sat on the roof
And I kicked off the moss
Well some of the verses well
They got me quite cross
But the sun's been kind
While I wrote this song
It's for people like you that
Keep it turned on

So excuse me for forgetting
But these things I do
You see I've forgotten
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is well I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody
This is your song
It may be quite simple
But now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words

How wonderful life is now you're in the world
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is now you're in the world


7:48 PM

Tuesday, March 07, 2006


looking back i think we were all kinda stupid. lol.


6:51 PM




6:47 PM

Thursday, March 02, 2006

welcome to munchtropolis.
if you are yearning some mindless and nonsensical banter,
you are in the right place.

as those who know me, height is what i have.
unless someone is evil enough to plant a mine and there goes my legs.
then maybe i can become a motivational speaker to talk about how my life was after the loss of my legs and blah, blah, blah.

well there are some people out there who are vertically challenged, those who want a bigger angle of depression and just simply put it to-be-tall wannabes.
as nice as i have always been i shall give some sleep. well not all of the advice are scientifically proven so dont go doing what i say. these are the ways:

1.ever wondered how plants grow super fast? fertilisers are a smart choice in helping you grow taller. remember to bury your feet in the soil and pour ammonium nitrate or ammonium sulphate around you. make sure your feet stays in the soil to ensure maximum absorbtion of the ammonium nitrate. the NH4NO3 will be absorbed through the pores on the soles of your feet and will travel to the bloodstream to ensure that the NH4NO3 is evenly distributed around your whole body. to speed up the process you may want to add some phosphorous to the soil. phosphorous aids in the making of good roots which in this case, your feet.whether this method works, its for you to find out.

2.bone extentions is another wise choice. well in this process your bones would be broken. fret not you would be under GA so you wont feel any pain. ok back to bone extentions; metal rods, bolts, nut, screws and metal plates are put into your legs between the bones that have been broken. well, the maximum height you can aquire is based on the stretchability of your skin. cause u wont want to put a one metre rod into your leg and find out that not enough skin is able to cover up your leg. the best thing to do is to consult a specialist, cause im not one.

3.have you seen on national geographics those africans who have rings around their necks. and their necks are stretched beyond average. this method is suitable for those who dont have asthma. the process is slow and is not really that painful. as for this ring method you can try it on any part of your body you wish to enlongate. egs, abdomen , legs etc. warning: if you try this on you abdomen your inards would probably be stretched and that means your food would take a longer time to get digested. as the length of your digestive system is directly proportional to the length of time to digest food. so, if length of digestive system increases , length of food to get digested increases.
well the next two are more scientific and are practiced by me.

4.eat a lot. a healthy diet would really help you to grow. but of course you need to eat the right food . a balanced meal.
5.sleep. sleep allows your backbone to expand to its normal length. and it helps if you sleep a.lot during ur growth spurt. you can try it urself. take your height once in the night and once immediately after you wake up in the morning. the readings of the one taken in the morning would be bigger than the one taken at night.

now you know what to do, you can choose one of the above to try.


abels wise saying: scarcrows scare crows. and this is called stating the obvious.




i hereby announce that i'm not responsible for any outcomes that may unfortunately befall on you. this post hereby is inspired by someone of dimished bone structure.


9:50 PM

Monday, February 27, 2006

well today i had detention class.
how eventful.
i think i woke up at around 8 and i left my house at 945 .
took my time for QT.


Give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus.
-1 Thessalonians 5:10
well today i learnt that we must be thankful for everything.
looking back, i complained i had no shoes until i met a man who had no feet.
then, when i got my shoes, my shoes vanished to blivion, i lamented until i met a man who had dirty feet covered with sores.

non-christians alike we must be thankful in all circumstances we encounter.
because somewhere out there someone out there there is someone worst of than you.
or it may have been worse.


abels wise saying: simplicity vs complexity? simplicity.


7:28 PM

Sunday, February 26, 2006

But how shall they ask Him to save them
unless they believe in Him?

And how can they believe in Him
if they have never heard about Him?
And how can they hear about Him
unless someone tells them?


So true huh. This is where EE comes in.


When was the last time you shared Christ with someone?(:


I was really glad when my cousin finally came to church today. It was cool having him sit beside me listening to Pastor J's sermon. Well, i guess thats my first step, what about you? =)

ATTACK NOW! - the multi purpose shirt.

abels wise saying: mugging till the cows come home! MOOOOOOOO!


8:51 PM

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

i opened my present yesterday, which was still wrapped in groovy purple paper.
as you can guess when i tore of the paper to see what was the present, there i saw another tag.
what was on the tag doesnt matter cause i was so pissed off i tore it off as i was impatient.
you ask me to wait for a week, and u tell me that i must wait for a few more days.
so i unwrapped the present until there was no more paper to unwrap.
in total, i unwrapped the present 25 times.
once the present became naked i layed it on my table.
i was filled with excitement.
carefull opening the box which held my presnt,
i saw a piece of paper.
it read" Because you were impatient, abel, im sad to say your present has dissappeared. Pls try again next year.Yours compassionately XXX"


How nice.



abel wise saying: 'bang! bang! bang! who died?' is a stupid game. it kills ur braincells unnecessarily.


5:19 PM

Friday, February 17, 2006

coming back to the present i recieved on valentines day.
i think its a prank.
my mom refuses to tell me who gave it.
i felt frustrated, when i tore of the luminous green paper...
to my utter dissapointment,
there was another tag that read: please wait another four days, abel (=
and now still standing by my bed is a now a groovy purple box.

now... since this is the last year of secondary school life
i shall write stuff for each classmate.
you maybe one of those nobodies in class but ill try my best to make u sound useful.

class 4A:

mr santokh singh: ive got to take my hat off to my form teacher.what wisdom. though i didnt like him at first, cause i thought he was cocky. its not very common to find a teacher who always gives valuable advice to his 'children'.

nicholas: aka lenin. singapore lacks thinkers. everybody is spoilt by our government as everything is done for us. so we singaporeans recide to our peaceful lives not thinking about changing the world, and to be consoled by simplicity of life.so tts when ppl like our class lenin, help to provoke our thoughts.

towkoon: casanova. theres some thing wrong with him as he has a strange affinity with girls who end with 'na'. and he is sometimes subjected to being lubbed by me. (SBK)

petrina: towkoon use to like her. told u he has an affinity who end with 'na'. k now back to petrina. well this is a perfect example of someone i hardly talk to, and that means ill probably write something cliched. egs of something cliched is : petrina is an easygoing girl, as to whether she is worth your time, that u have to experience time. on the whole, she is a pleasant girl, and should i say refined.

eunice: the filipino. well versed in the visual arts. her life is probably her brush, though i know she can utilise her spark to the fullest potential. my soul partner in being forgetful.

jessica: heater. she is usefel on cold days, as well useful on hot days. let me elaborate.her effectiveness on cold days is the amount of body heat you can feel coming out from her.by the way she isnt fat.dont get misled that only fat ppl produce heat, skinny ppl produce heat too due to exothermic reactions in the body. her effectiveness during hot days is the temperature of her jokes. they are so lame tt you would probably be frozen to the ground. (SBK)

ruoning: gorilla girl. she is hairy for a girl, but of course im hairier. at first i found her quite unapproachable, time passed... and she became approachable. looks can be really decieving.
she is pretty stupid to join band, for whatever reason ive yet to know. she is milady. refined and demure. every inch a lady, or maybe not quite. (SBK)

yichun: the classical case of a wall.i dont think i hv ever heard a reply from her. one of the quietest girls in the class, never emitting more than 10 decibels, which is extremely soft, if im not it is the same measure as someone breathing. in other words she only breathes and never talks.

suhaimi: punk dude. my bung. i wish i had his floppy hair, of course without those common strains of damaged hair. he is malay by the way. i think its quite obvious like, "suhaimi".

jonathan: slit eyes is what he has. you probably think he is sleeping. and his eyes reduce to mere lines, and sometimes dissappear when he smiles or laughs.

albert: i forgot who he is. although i think i just saw him today. i think he is extremely smart if i remember correctly. i also think he is quite stupid if i remember correctly. ones a loner. not one of us. (SBK)

kenny: hey i cant find the bamboo pole to hang my clothes out to dry. hey kenny come here i think u can come in handy.lol. the first person i spoke to when i began my secondary school life. and the sentence was, " can u lend me a sheet of fullscap? ". good friend. (SBK)

faiz: double bass. a member of geylang serai at the back of my class.

guanlin: my partner in band.the band major. trying his best to be lame.not bad though. very competitive, its not advisable if u play any sport with him, cause he would probably find fault with you if he doesnt get his way. dont even think about watching a soccer match with him.
well tt was the negative, now to the positive. he can really help you to relieve stress.he also has the habit of snapping his fingers while he talks. its supposed to help him construct his train of thoughts, though not scientifically proven. (SBK)

amanda: she has toes for thumbs. acts cute.

khadijah: i feel guilty that i used her once. i took a lazy out you see. so i shall use this as an apology. although i dont think she felt used.

nurul: my primary school mate followed me to secondary school. how nice. she likes eyeliner and mascara, in hopes that she would look prettier. or maybe she likes to look like those lost punk rockers on Mtv.

johnston: ex-addict of sleeping in class.he likes to enter the realm of higher thinking where he finds refuge the images conjoured by his mind. surprisingly he did pretty well for his exams. once a dota noob, still a noob. not actually, pretty good at anti-mage.

yaojun: partner of johnston in dota.uses lina inverse. one of his habits that really makes me disgusted is that he like to pour soyabean milk into his rice.

ibrohim: our school president, which is equalivent to a head prefect. nice floppy hair he has.another bung of mine.

adeline: i used to tell her that she looked as if she was aneroxic. she claims its her high metabolism. she is one of those kind of ppl you think that would be carried away by the wind.
on the whole she is quite nice to talk to and never drink from her bottle. the water has a funny tap cause she has some kind of alkali infused tap thingy.

jacintha: whos ur mama. the last statement just reviewed her size. subjected to being teased, just to tell outsiders our teasing is really mild.

jingyong: the guy with the magic feet. an advantage if u have him on the side on ur team in a street soccer team. delights in reducing the morale of those with diminished metabolism. thought sometimes it can be an entertainment. (SBK)

jacqueline: another band member and she shares the same instrument section with me. her classic phrase: 'kaobei la' . vast hokkien vocabulary. and excellent timing when she shows her prowess in spouting hokkien.

sarah: i deem her as a mad woman. though she can be nice at times. if you ask me in ten years times what aspect of her i remember, i think its her screamings. though she can be nice at times. well you see this is a new method of commenting someone, always end with a repeated positive comment.

zhenying: too wild for me. she is mad la. i can see she has started to take a liking to long hair. i think we have in common is that we like chocolates as to what other aspects of us are common, ive yet to come into enlightenment.

zhenming: the top student who boozes. well i just said it all as in literally, just dont get caught in his drunken stupour.

cerlyn:she is another girl who has toes for thumbs. but she isnt as bad as cerlyn, she has only one toe-thumb.

jocelyn: rather sweet girl. her eyes dissappear when she smiles. something like jonathan. sometimes she catches no ball at what i say.

farid: the teddybear. my other bung. he is in the club where people run every morning due to obesity. but he is good at soccer, see him run.

elton: the albert einstein. science has blinded him and has in turn transformed him into a nerd. one of those who dares to oppose mr chong. but of course the opposition is based on pleasure prposes. quite cocky when he comes to science.always brings bread for recess. what a good boy, helps his parents to save money by eating bread.

huixin: our class chairmaiden.

joilette: another species that i hardly talk to. i think the name 'abel' is not logged into her memory book of ppl she knows. ignores me when i talk to her.

yongwen: the only vegetable in out class. well he is a tomato. his face has a tunnel network of capillaries which is beyong average. look at him flush.

fanghou: (never talk to her before)

clement: he has porcelain on his teeth. some kind of braces thing if i am not wrong cause he has really bad malloclusion if that is how u spell it.

zhengjie: jay chou impersonate. raps really well i have to say, and it is in chinese somemore.

peishan: does isnt much to say about her in my point of view.

suhaifah: the girl with the attitude. you go girl. dont mess around with her. her remarks can be quite hurtful at times.she can really be a good friend when you truly know her. parther in the debate team. likes to espress her thoughts. frank and straight forward.

sooraj: the only indian in our class. loner.

ratna: the female big show. wait till she five star frog splashes you. all your bones would get crushed.



sometimes i think what i am doing to connect to those who hardky talk to. though its really hard sometimes cause its hard to build up a conversation with them. school life is in a class of its own ... if you know what i mean.




abels wise saying: whats so nice about it. so wierd... so hard to remember.















7:40 PM

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Things to remember the next time you feel a mood swing's coming on:

1. Lean on Christ
2. Don't make sudden spontaneous decisions.
3. Have at least one person that you can talk to
4. Avoid leaning on someone your age when u experience mood swings.
5. Try journalling down your thoughts in a journal
6. Dont self medicate.
7. Run to Jesus and let Him fill your heart with a settled peace.


*You are the light of the world. A city situated on a hill cannot be hidden. (Matthew 5:14)

*Whom have I in heaven but You, nothing on earth I desire besides You. My flesh and heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart, my portion forever. (Psalms 73:25,26)


After much observation at the Clock,
(you know, the round object with a minute,hour and a second hand on it?)
I realised that
Time's been ticking away quite fast ...
With all the tests and assignments thats piling in,
And the scorching hot sun and my trumpet every alternate day,
Ive been rather taxed.
Oh well, typical life of one thats battling the O's huh.



abels wise saying: cos i found the number nice,you silly toot!



laughoutlouds and tsks (:


11:37 PM

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00%Male

You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed,
you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved


I was looking back at some of the entries i posted quite some time ago and i found this! Its actually rather DUMB, i probably was suffering from some gender crisis then.


I came home today and found this REALLY REALLY huge present by the side of my bed.
It was nicely wrapped in sheets and sheets of luminous green wrapping paper.
The present was so tall that it nearly came up to the heights of my shoulder.
There was a ribbon on the top of it and the present was tagged with a sign.

* HAPPY VALENTINE DAY, ABEL. IVE GOT YOU WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED*

I was pretty shocked and wondered what could be in that box, then i saw what was written on the underside of the sign.

*please do not open it till friday.*


So now, i'm staring at it and its by my bed. Some warnings are better left adhered to.


There's no wise saying today, but i want to wish you a HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
I hope March was good enough, that was my best.



Oh yes! i once read this from somewhere.
If you want to walk on water, you've got to get out of the boat.
How true huh.






10:35 PM

Sunday, February 12, 2006

abel became alive again.


welcome munchtropolitans.
i must start drinking tea.
to maintain a healthy lifestyle.
and my running which would start once i get my shoes.
well to my christian friends help me to pray for strength.
as my walk with God is a little bit shaky.
so pray that ill get back on track, like at the begining of the year.

now to my nonsensical part.
i have a feeling that my blog viewer count is experiencing a low count.
and i think from now on, i'll blog in the third person.

ok now to my serious part.
spaghetti is known as pasta.
tv is known as home entertainment centre.
spinach is known as vegetable.
guava is known as vitamin c excessive fruit.
what is an egg...
arha...
boneless chicken.

leather girl said that dandelion is a weed.
so clever.
well to buy one in singapore is pretty expensive.
ha! why should a weed be deprived of attention.

why should God care about us who are lowly like a weed?

abel wise saying:Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world. red and yellow, black and white, all are precious in his sight.Jesus loves the little children of the world.In other words. Jesus loves you and me.

bang!! abel died


5:21 PM

Saturday, February 11, 2006

cant wait to get my new pair of shoes. need to do some running.
and then again im slacking a lot. i was not too bad at the beginning of the year.
so i need to get back my momentum.

anyway... i found out something. mouldy oranges are nice to kick.
well dont kick to hard. the blast radius is pretty big.
if you kick to hard....

you get dirty shoes.

something to clear up.

some scoldings.

and nothing else.

and then again mouldy oranges are nice to kick... highly explosive.



abels wise saying: martini glasses...

bang abel died.


10:03 PM

Saturday, February 04, 2006

one day, there was a little boy .
he was holding a dandelion in his right hand.
in the other, an umbrella.
he was well dressed for the occasion.
nicely combed hair.
equipped with a smile of expectancy.
he knew that this would be the day.
it was raining quite heavily.
but the rain didnt dampen his spirit.
ever clutching the dandelion.
he held it close to himself.
protecting it from the wind.
lest the seeds were displaced by the unmerciful winds.
he was staring at something all the while.
and it was his dandelion.
he thought of a big field.
right at the center was his dandelion.
surrounded by grass.
and an evil guy happened to learn about this lonely dandelion.
and came up with his evilest of evil thoughts.
of how to kill the dandelion.
a pair of shears?
no, the evil guy thought it would be better if it was an atomic bomb.
it would be a sure kill.
the little boy quickly broke his chain of thoughts.
not wanting what he thought to happen to his helpless dandelion.
then he saw the bus he had been waiting for, approaching.
the bus that was supposed to bring him to his destination.
he stretched his arm to flag down the bus.
it so happened to be the arm which had the dandelion.
a wind blew.
his dandelion.
his only dandelion.





abels wise saying: some times the things you treasure most would one day be taken from you.
and such a happening is inevitable.


8:22 PM

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

abel is back from his long but not so long hibernation. he did not really sleep his time away but he was rather mechanically inactive.

im sure you have noticed that my blog is rather messed up if you use internet explorer.
and its perfectly fine on mozilla or firefox. whats more , squeaky is back.

anyway im sure you faithful patron of the munchtropolitan realms is yearning for some mindless and nonsensical banter, which... i dont have at the moment. so let me go and bathe so ill feel refreshed.

yah and i lost my sim card so no point contacting me until get a new number .

man i hv nothing nice to say so i should just end here.









abels wise saying: never drop an atomic bomb on a dandelion.


6:01 PM

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Can't

Four letters. No more, no less. Three of them grant you

Permission to conquer the world. One deprives you of the glory.

"It can be done", "Don't bother" -they say- "Many others

have tried before and failed". So you listen to these voices and

surrender your hopes, returning to the comfort of the explored

and the console of the ordinary. Or perhaps not. Maybe you

hear those voices but don't listen to them.

And when the words "impossible", "unattainable" or "can't"

are pronounced what echoes instead in your soul are

"dream", "passion" and "will".



5:33 PM

Friday, January 20, 2006

hello people! ((:
before you carry on, let me warn you that whatever im going to write is going to be a whole chunk of random stuff.(: but then again, abel is random too.
so, quote of the day: randomness is the essence of blogging.(right abel? grin)
anyway, i never knew that ws school's field was so muddy.
ay er, poor band members, muddy shoes and calves!
speaking of which, i think my calve and thigh muscles have grown.
they look horrendous, bet dance is the reason.
crap,i wanted to say something but but i cant remember.shrugs.
ohwell, i think i got wonderful facils (ogls)! momo and jeremy! <33
jeremy makes me laugh a lot and momo is just wonderful.
ack, bet all of you dont know what im talking about.
all of a sudden, i feel nostalgic.
-
saying i love you is not the words i want to hear from you
..MORE THAN WORDS! is all you have to do to make it real
then you wouldnt have to say you love me cos i already know.
-
this always reminds me about love in action but then again, i think its nice
to hear someone special say i love you once a day.(:
do you know, cjc dance has erm, hmm, diff warm ups from other dance grps
or maybe i havent been in dance for too long but we have to do like 80 crunches and
60plus push ups(guy style) .and now, my stomach muscles ache whenever i laugh or cough
and this sucks cos im coughing a lot.bah
anyway, i think im happy easily.as in, you dont have to do a lot to make me laugh or smile.
so many things make me happy.im weird.(:
you know, this sounds like my blog alr.hahas,but i dont care,janice regins QUEEN of this post.
i have so much to say.but i dont know, hahs, no one would understand.
pool tmr, bringing jadey along to ywav! (:
i miss my clairnet and i want my eyecandy!
oh, abel, the j2s are all talking about him.hahas, wahlao, he so popular.
its okay tho, hahas, i know he looks at me! ((:
i sound boy crazy but BUT im not!
i wanna join bridge club! but sadly, its on the same day as dance.
this is so lengthy and random but what the heck.
<33 janice(:


9:37 PM



Unrealistic

A word created to inspire fear and doubt.

An adjective born to undermine the will. A spear to pierce

the heart of dreams. A pretext to accept defeat.

An alibi for the irresolute and an excuse for mediocrity.

Above all, the voice of those who don't dare

against those who truly believe.




9:32 PM


Absurd

How terrifying. How beautiful. The absurd lies

in the depth of your imagination soothed by the lullaby of the

lowest common denominator. It lives in your heart

and dies in your head. Face it for the first time and

excitement envelopes. Praise the absurd.

For only those who attempt it will attain the impossible.


9:14 PM

Sunday, January 15, 2006




10:54 PM




10:30 PM

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

as you can see its wave number 1037 .
and the rice legion has send rice magicians .
and squeaky is still a mouse , still has its tail
and is rather clicky .

wo! looks like i hv to give him a decent burial and get a new skin .

for now im going to go off .

reporting to you is abel
owner of much-tropolis
always letting you know first
this is MTN
*closing song plays*


abels wise saying : if life is a book , what would be the first and last chapter .


7:58 PM

Saturday, January 07, 2006

it has been the first week of school .
and everything has been smooth rather ...
still plain young happy abel :)

ive picked up the clarinet . ha!
my trumpet is rather boring after a while.

anyway to my healthy dose of nonsence and nothing but nonsence but of course a little bit of seriousness for those not so nonsensical patrons of mine but still most of the time im still nonsensical .

do you who invented the hole in the donut ? it is Captain Hanson Crockett Gregory.
ever wondered why a donut has a hole in the middle. well let me give you some ways of how to use a donut other than eating it :)

  1. if u have a flat tire you can always use your almost eaten donut . remove the flat tire and fix your donut on to the axel . wo! edible wheel .
  2. if u are a captain of a ship and u see somebody in the water shouting for help , just paint your donut white and put some red stripes on it and lastly attach a piece of string . tada! a makeshift life bouy.
  3. there are quite a number of times when you never pack your toys . and there is this particular game called loop a hoop that u particularly like playing. you know the game where there is this small pole and you throw hoops on to the pole to score a point . and since you didnt pack your toys one of the hoops got missing in the mess and that is when you donut comes in handy .
  4. on one of the most important days of your life . proposing to girl for her hand in marriage and you realised that you forgot to buy the engagement ring . cooly you kneel on the floor reaching into your pocket you pull out you half eaten donut still in its ziploc bag and say to your girlfriend ,"Would you marry me ?"
  5. long hair that goes beyond your shoulders is not allowed in school unless it is tied up and lo and behold you forgot your fuzzy scrunchiebut instead you have a sugary donut you bought from the bakery earlier . phew , almost got detention classes.
i shall end here unless you can give me some more ideas on the usefulness of donuts .


abels wise saying : there are three kinds of people . those who can count and those who cant.


5:12 PM

Monday, January 02, 2006

school starts tomorrow , and that means less time to blog .
though ill try to write at least once a week .
o levels is like next year , and i know i cant do it alone .
so ... i need prayer .
  1. pray for strength
  2. pray for diligence
  3. pray that my walk with God would not waver
  4. pray for good sleep which is really important
  5. pray that God would prepare the hearts off my peers around me as i have wasted the last three years and much work is to be done
now for a dosage of healthy nonsence ,

to update you on the frontlines its wave number 93 ...
and they are sending whole grain unpolished brown rice .
with their hard and armor reinforced brans , squeaky is finding it hard to take them down .
tts why i just bought a pair of diamond fangs .
im sure they would help .

reporting to you is abel
owner of munch-tropolis
always letting you know first
this is MTN
*closing song plays*


abels wise saying : never ever let ur stomach go empty .


12:20 PM

Saturday, December 31, 2005

ha! its going to be a new year in a few hours time .
so i shall end with a decent post .
too much nonsence spoils my blog .

look down and tell me what do you see ...

<>if you see a dot you are correct .
God has blessed you with good eyesight.
but if you take some more time to analyse it you would see the vastness of white around it .
dont let one little black dot take your attention from the white that surrounds it ,
for the white deserves attention too.
shall end here .
i dont think i need a lot of time to state my point .


sometimes a smile or even a short prayer to God is good enought to end the day .


abels wise saying :shadows prove the presence of light .



8:11 PM

Thursday, December 29, 2005

didnt know my mouse , squeaky , could cause such an uproar.
first things first, ill explain why its a mouse and not a rat ...
  1. its tail is longer than the body so its a mouse .because rat tails are usually shorter than their own body.
  2. its ears are large relative to the head . rats ears are pretty small .
  3. squeaky's tail is thin , while rat tails are thick .
  4. some more this picture is lifesize and i have never seen a rat this small . so this is a mouse .
  5. squeaky's muzzle is sharp . rats have broard and blunt muzzles.
so i shall conclude that squeaky is a mouse unless u can convince me that it is a rat .
and im paying squeaky one buck and hour to guard my blog against the rice legion army .
yah so if you are a rice soldier back off or else squeaky would strip you off you bran and
eat your kernel .
look here they come, the first wave of attack from the rice legion .
rice that just came out of the pot ; steaming and soft .
squeaky can pick them of one by one easily ...
we will keep you informed about whats happening at the frontlines.

reporting to you is abel
owner of munch-tropolis
always letting you know first
this is MTN
* closing song plays *




abels wise saying : do you know why humans are so smart ? they stack chairs .


2:50 PM

Monday, December 26, 2005

A long life's road
There will be sunshine and rain
Roses and thorns, laughter and pain
And 'cross the miles
You will face mountains so steep
Deserts so long and valleys so deep
Sometimes the Journey's gentle
Sometimes the cold winds blow
But I want you to remember
I want you to know

You will never walk alone
As long as you have faith
Jesus will be right beside you all the way
You may feel you're far from home
But home is where He is
And he'll be there down every road
You will never walk alone
The path will wind

And you will find wonders and fears
Labors of love and a few falling tears
Across the years
There will be some twists and turns
Mistakes to make and lessons to learn
Sometimes the journey's gentle
Sometimes the cold winds blow
But I want you to remember where ever you may

Jesus knows your joy, Jesus knows your need
He will go the distance with you faithfully


abels wise saying : always remember to flash your braces ;)


9:52 PM

Saturday, December 24, 2005




























what can be better than the marci .


11:23 AM

Monday, December 19, 2005

once a again christmas is coming and always would until the end of days come , which im certain will happen very soon .
ok thats inappropriate . need to buy black paper , pens , and art materials if i need .
cards ...
anyway , theres nothing much to say .
must revamp my blog in some way .

who wants a christmas card
(applies to people from wefc)

its ok if you dont know me ... just give me your flipping name and ill give you a nice flipping card .
and my card is flipping flippy and it can do flips and flops that would probably flip and flop out of your flipping hands .

ok im not making any much of sense . as if i ever do .
im on a turkey rampage . and roast beef .

talking about beef . do you not what a cow is ?
a cow is living beef . >.<"

recently in the news scientists have been debating what broccoli really is .
considering the following options :
A. its a flower
B. its a tree
C. its a vegetable
D. its a fruit

now that we have seen the following options , lets tackle option D first .
i dont even know why D is one of the options . i shant waste my finger's strength on typing why i beg to differ that broccoli is not a fruit .

ok now to option C
its a vegetable
well we do eat it
it is green
but it has flowers
tada
so its a flower
but wait , some trees have flowers on its branches . so that means trees are some kind of mutanic flowers .
but its wrong , because trees are trees and God made them tt way .
so option A is gone. broccoli isnt a flower , or a kind of flower . according to tan toille it is undeniable that broccoli do have flowers , but broccoli arent flowers .

ok so we are now left with B ( its a tree) and C ( its a vegetable) .
broccoli looks certainly treeish to me as a matter of fact a small one . maybe its related to the bonsai , an edible bonsai .
consider the attributes of a broccoli . ( i can smell my grandma's cooking in the kitchen )
it has leaves . whether it has roots i dunt know cause i always see broccolis with a clean cut at the trunk (or in terms of vegetables the stalk).
so lets say it does has roots , it has every right to be called a tree , becasue it has the properties of a tree.
but its wrong because all kinds of plants would be called trees because of such groundless opinions.
so i think that broccoli is a vegetable . then why do you think it is found in the vegetable section in the supermarket .
so i shall conclude that broccoli is a vegetable .





abels wise saying : do you know that christmas is near . wo ! what a statement of such wisdom.


6:12 PM

Sunday, December 18, 2005

I'm lost and broken all alone on this road
The wheels keep turning but the feeling is gone
when I fear I'm on my own
But you remind me i am not alone

You say..

I'd leave ninety-nine
Leave them all behind
To find you
(For you alone) I'd leave ninety-nine
Leave them all behind
To find you

It's dark and lonely and the path is unclear
Can't move my feet because I'm frozen with fear
And you say, my child, my child
i am always here, i'm at your side

I'd leave ninety-nine
Leave them all behind
To find you
(For you alone) I'd leave ninety-nine
Leave them all behind
To find you

you're never too far down
I promise you'll be found,
i'll reach into the mud,
miry clay
pursue you to the end,
like a faithful friend,
nothing in this world,
will keep me away,

I'd leave ninety-nine
Leave them all behind
To find you
(For you alone) I'd leave ninety-nine
Leave them all behind
To find you...
to find you..





9:39 PM

Wednesday, December 14, 2005



6:25 PM

Saturday, December 10, 2005



youth camp MMV


9:52 PM


youth camp MMV ended yesterday ... very inspirational . felt God convict me to join youth ee and be filled with the fire to go out to wins souls for our Lord .

on the whole it was very fun ... it really took me a year to fit in to this church , praise God .
felt really left out last time .
muahahaha ... now im my true self , wild .
really must thank God

ok now to my nonsensical mindless banter.
once again i have added ten new stuff to my wacky arsenal .

and i shall to a count on my inventory ...

1.water proof tea-bag
2.inflatable anchor
3.batter powered battery charger
4.fire-proof matches
5.hand powered chainsaw
6.solar powered flash light
7.ejector seat from my helicopter
8.sandless sand paper
9.oak bow and a quiver of paper arrows
10.black ink highlighter




abels wise saying " when dogs moew and cats bark , something is wrong ."


8:55 PM




1:45 PM



from left to right: amos ( well only his arm ) ,renfred , leonard , me , daniel tai , marcus.L , elliot , marcus.P

presenting to you ... group cheer .


1:22 PM

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

welly well . my band camp ended just yesterday . no post camp blues .
very eventful .
surprisingly and yet doubtfully there are ghost in my school .
oh well many girls cried , to be more exact three cried ...
after claims of hearing voices and seeing things that were not meant to be seen .
the boys were funnier , thinking to be ghost busters . me and guan lin , and some other boys couldnt be bothered ,so we slept first because we were so shacked out .
while the rest of the boys kept their ears pricked and eyes peeled so they could at least catch a glimpse of some unearthly beings.
well i was given a lecture of yin and yang . lol . well jacqueline claimed my yin and yang was balanced ... tts why i couldnt see any ghost or hear anything .

anyway it was a rather fruitful camp , though the marching of the sec ones was rather sloppy.
some looked as if they were at orchard galavanting ...the way some sashayed
some didnt have backbones
some were simply those kinds that didnt march properly and that i simply wanted to bash up .
good thing i dont have a short temper or else i would have clubbed you with my mace and dented your head.

well i shall end here ...
have to keep it short... =)



abels wise saying : when you are feeling sad , simply remember your favourite things and you wouldnt feel so bad. and always follow what your heart has to say . in times of trials , always approach the Lord for he would give you wisdom.


5:12 PM

Thursday, November 24, 2005

lol... im super bored .
cant go for clements birthday bash with the excons ...

anyway... back to my usual mindless banter
arghh !!! looks like i dont have any thing nice to blog about...
it would be band camp in two days time
the only thing bad is those twerpy sec 1 girls.
not refined ...
not demure ...
simply so childish ...
well im not actually mature myself anyway...

ahhh... my wallet is breaking apart ... ripped , torn , lacerated ...
well tt gives me an excuse to get a new one ...
ill shall get a brown one ...
i also must get a new shirt ... i want to get a green shirt .
i wanna get a loud shirt ... i asked vera to look out for nice shirts for me

ahh... i want turkish delights , ice cream ...spotlights of blue , shards of low quality plastic . scrunched up paper , burnt ping pong balls...

talking about ping pong balls .
twas watching mythbuster yesterday ... and they tried an experiment to salvage a sunken boat from the bottom of the sea ...and they took 500,000 pingpong balls to get the boat back to the surface ... and it takes 3600 helium filled balloons to lift a child from of a floor ...

ok
better go off ... my mom is nagging


6:25 PM

Sunday, November 20, 2005

just finished reading a wrinkle of time today
it took me altogether 5 hours to finish reading it
quite a good read .
its like an anology of God , the devil , and us mortals .
though some of the things in the book is pretty warped and just weird .

ok tts enough about book reviews .
anyway youth camp is coming in two weeks.
*clapping*
and christmas in the park.
* appluase*
also , chronicles of narnia .
* shouts of joy*
then school starts again.
*silence*
ok lets not talk about the coming sec 4 life .
tts next yr's stuff and should only be left for next year and for next year alone .

hmmm...theres nothing nice to blog . unless i blog a classmate which i totally disgust .
oh yar did i tell u tt i hv a list of 20 most disgusting bunch of female twerps tt hv appeared in my life. okok im not a male chauvanist pig and im not a sex dicriminator .
and dont worry none are from wefc or qbc .
all are from school .
>.<''
so now im concidering the consequences of putting up the list .
abel is so bad .( at the same time he is a nice guy)
=)
should i ?
lets see about it .

i must get a new wallet .
wah lao the lollipops are out of stock . darn .
tamade . wasted my trip. anyway tt happened like one month ago .
my post has no content.
so i shall end it here .






abels wise saying : paper is harder than diamond, only if u think that paper is harder than diamond .


8:24 PM

Saturday, November 12, 2005


from the back

liang jie ( yusof ishak sec ) keith ( yet to be updated )
zhong haou ( woodlands) hafeez ( hai sing catholic sch )
peggy ( tanjong katong) lydia ( hong kah sec)
abel (me) melvin ( river valley high
daniel ( whitley sec ) , oops i forgot her name and school




well edward our parade commander is not in the picture because well he is the one who took the picture ...

comeon everybody we shall keep in contact ... and lets not go pastamania again ...i pity those people in africa ...


7:33 PM


and once poor abel is suffering from post camp blues .
everybody say ...awwwwwwwww.
humph i bet u didnt say tt.
anyway band nco camp ended yesterday .
to me i feel tt the nco camp is somewhat better than obs .
didnt get post camp blues from obs .

all those band majors and drum majors out there.
go for nco camp .
they fed me well , and theres a lot of eye candy =) ...
good way to expand ones fans club >.<"

after the whole thing i went with a number of drum majors to eat at the pastamania at cine , orchard
tamade what a rip off .
i paid 6.90 for a bundle of flour .
those westerners ... make the cheapest things expensive . comeon every asian lets boycott western products .
i predict by 2009 china would dominate the entire earth .
can u see the level of how interesting this post is .
its boring rite ... *sigh* post camp blues
so i shall end here .
i shall start posting pictures once again my blog is getting to wordy like zachary's.
*signing off*





abels wise saying : one plus one is equal to two , because two minus one is equal to one .


7:15 PM

Friday, November 04, 2005

recently there has been a spate of increasing numbers of multiheaded monsters rampant in many schools or should i say exists in every school . all this multiple facades and mood-masks is all part and parcel of classroom politics , indeed .
* bangs the table *

but never mind i hv other sources of refuge for ranting.

anyway not to spoil the ever-happy atmosphere of munchtropolis and munchtropolitans, i must hereby write another post .
and todays topic ...
.:abels soccer team:.

spiderman

mysterio professor X invisiblewoman mr fantastic


ice man nightcrawler storm emma frost


quicksilver bullseye



this team pawns all ...
first with spiderman he has his spidersense so he knows where the ball is going and he can save the ball in time ... a down part is tt he will propably web tt ball and there would be a need for a change of balls.

with mysterio in the vicinity the ball u are kicking might be a halucination or a hologram... >.<" master at creating voids and planting numerous holographic projectors.

professorX marvel's most powerful telepath . as the last line of defence he would propably cause u to hv physical and mental paralysis or may be better ... mind control you so tt you would score an own goal ...>.<"

sometimes while kicking the ball , the ball suddenly goes off in another direction . tts propably the ivisible woman .she hasnt been caught fouling anybody before. well tts too bad ... go and stock up a gem of true sight and grow more hair on your chest.

well mr fantastic ... doesnt need to run after you if you hv the ball ,he just needs to stretch his legs , and u would find his leg chasing u around the field .

oooh... ice man , wait till he freezes the ball and try kicking it, ur toes would propably get frost bitten , then u can amputate ur poor stubby toe .

nightcrawler . POOF there goes the ball . kena teleported into into the goal . >.<" just try storms whirlwind kicks ... dunt even try to stand to stand in the path of the ball.

never ever run into emma frost as in literally, u'll propably break a few bones. she has the ability to assume the same structure as a diamond . her voluptous body would leave u gawking and u would then lose concentration of the ball . she also has the ability to project thoughts into ur mind. lol... maybe she would make you think the ball is a some kind of monster ... instead of dribbling the ball , u may think the monster is dribbling you. lol .

quicksilver . need i say . he scores as fast as u can say GOAL.

bullseye is deadly accurate ... he may sometimes aim at the post to intimidate the goal keeper . dots. so tts about it ... not to mention my reserve team and my youth team . >.<''

and if you are planning to start ur own team i shall give u some tips ...
these are some people u should ban from going on to the pitch ...

the incredible hulk - he would propably flatten the ball . or if he really can kick the ball ... the ball would burst on impact .

the human torch - never play the song " great balls of fire " . there goes the ball . be prepared to spent of resurfacing of ur field and call some people to remove all the charred carpet grass.

shadowcat - never ever let her be the goalkeeper u wont want the ball to literally go throughat the last minute .

magneto - oh boy ... there goes the goal post .mangled . match kena postponed. jean grey - u never know when the pheonix force may consume her ...and the ball .

tts all for today, got to go for and egyptian bbq . food . indulgence . heavenly sin . i feel tt the passion for food is better than sex ... must not let my father see this , propably skin me alive . thank God tt He created something called food ; chocolates , liqours , caviar ...
*signing off*






abels wise saying : dinosaurs had really bad body odour thats why they are ex-stinked .


8:53 PM

Thursday, November 03, 2005

bonsoir ... my new telephone number would resume as the old one , so there are no changes .
aha... must also get six ubersized lollipops and some chocolates .
indulgence ...but worth the price
and if i owe anyone of u anything please poke me cause i may hv forgotten.
im a little muddleheaded ...tend to forget things easily

anybody knows where i can highlight my hair purple ...
sounds funky
abel with purple hair
there are definitely no purple chickens but purple abels ...
ok , tt was lame
tamade my posts are getting less interesting
i think im going to the candy empire on saturday to get my lollipops for my maidens ...
tt sounds wrong ...

anyway christmas is round the corner >.<"
so i must make another wish list and hope the sNowman will grant my wishes .
by the way theres no such a thing as santa in munchtropolis on the sNowman.

.: my wish list :.

- a nice white belt
- switchfoot , nothing is sound
- the afters , i wish we all could win
- stock up on my adidas apparels
- a sling bag
- chocolates or a box of honeystars

tt was the materialistics things dunt really want a lot of stuff this year
wish tt God can grant me discipline and diligence for next year ...
and stock up on my mugging gear and equipment.
got to go
mother is sending highpitched longtitudal soundwaves into the atmosphere
at least they are nit being sent to me
so better get off in case i become a victim.










abels wise saying: ignorance is bliss ...but sometimes knowledge is power , and then again ignorance is bliss .

>.<''


9:58 PM

Monday, October 31, 2005



Leonard my pet cockroach ... the only cockroach which has one eye .


10:34 PM

Sunday, October 23, 2005

blank.
thats what my head is and will always be until i rather acquire a new idea or idealogy .
well that theoretically and pratically speaking occurs in every mortal living body or soul.
as u see im reasoning with u the states of the mind ... and since im reasoning with u
that means my mind status has currently changed to "active".
and
since its active ...
i shall churn out something tt can entertain you for this short lived never-going-to-last period of time ....


aha i came up with a new term .
" transfunctional pixelisation of the unholy state of the mind "
well propably if u are as sub intellectualised as me you will propably hv gotten what it means...
but in the case if u dont understand let me give u an example .

ok lets say u owe somebody something...
er... let say a sports bra
so u enter lets say Royal sporting house ...sweat coursing down ur cheeks
u hurry over to that "only for feminine beings" section .
the moment u rip of a sports bra u feel as if the whole world is looking at you.
and the next step you rush to the desk and slam the item into the cashiers face and say
"make it quick".

now,now ... you see the "make it quick'' ...
tts a transfunctional pixelisation of the state of the mind or actually rather...
it is yet to be fully defined in the undefined language of the munchtropolitans ,
or should i say abels unclassified terms and qoutes .
anyway i shall end here ... i need some time to find the true meaning of
" transfunctional pixelisation of the unholy state of mind"
bye bye










abels wise saying :" coffee does not attract penguins especially if the penguins is seriously gong."


3:58 PM