Just for laughs

After having dug to depth of 1000 meters last year, Swedish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Swedes, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read: English Archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year old fibre optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech digital communication network a thousand years earlier than the Swedes.

One week later, Malaysian newspapers reported the following: after digging as deep as 5000 meters in padi fields in Kedah, Malaysian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They therefore concluded that 5000 years ago Malaysia's inhabitants were already using wireless technology.

getting pissed off with every thing. The grime in your hair, the heat of singapore, the sticky-ness upon my body that fucking pair of underwear that cuts up your groin... just pisses me off even more. Pissed with people! pissed with AURGH everything! pissed off with my time management with the stupid carbon dioxide tank that refuses to turn on properly, faulty blinking lights... DEADLINES such as borders closing on you and being chased out...

I NEED A SHOWER! my ultimate weapon to pissifying days to wash it all down e drain, then proceeding to some Soothing Underwater landscaping :)

damn man watched 4bia... could hear people in e cinema whimpering for mercy... and i was one of them too.... whole time spewing fucking vulgarities, haha the irony in what i just said. whole time hand my hands up in my face but the second story was kinda... erm fake? but would you rip your eyes out rather than die? the 4th story was the bomb baby! totally freaked out. lol but like its too coincedental to like happen leh... amazingly after screaming "Woah! Shit!" "FUCK!" and "KNN!" i smile more lol... i guess i'll give it "4 popcorns" as zeeson would put it. not 5 cos it wouldnt be a classic... but sure scared e hemmamajibas' outta me!



To you, im sorry i didnt comfort you during e movie, i was trying to dig my balls out, they shrank *just a little* lol. Oh do tell me how lobby 2.0 a.k.a maggot killer gets along and ask your dad not to eat it!!!!



Lobby 2.0 a.k.a Maggot killer

Age : Unknown (i suspect its a few weeks)
Favourite colur : RED! (obviously!)
2nd Fav colur : RED! (Father was blue but turned red after a dip in a cup of tea!)
Favourite tv channel : Fishing channel!
Fashion sense : EMO (emo lobster)
Birthday : 29th of feb!
Fav food : Slaughtered cabbages! (but will take tid bits too!)
Past occupation : Hitman lobby!
Past name : Rupert Lob
Lives in water? : Lives in his own piss!
Lives on land? : For approx 2 seconds but will die if lived in the sahara!
Sex : Dimorphic
Sex? : Deprived!
Fav sport : Show bolting!
Defences : Spewing vulgarites and screaming!
Diseases aquired : Cholera and lobsititis
Fav movie : How to love your lobster 101
Fav book : Ambitions for the high flying loner lobster
Physical defect : Invisible penis
Prefered way to Die : Superman flight! or dismemberment!
Siblings? : approx 200 over and loves to fight over cabbage
Life's ambition : Movie star in the uncut version of under the sea
Fav phrase : EAT ME!
Fav threatening phrase : I SLAP YOU!
Recently watched movie : 4bia! (scared out of my shell!)
Fav person : Frederick (cos you rescued me! awww...)
Most feared person : That Jumbo restaurant chef!
Most admired person(s) : Jeff Corwin! and Dr Woffles
Inferiority complex? : when im sad i eat, when im happy i eat!
Part of your body tt you would change? : MY ANTENNE! its uneven!
Final words to everyone : i do social escort services for free call 123 - pukeforlobby - 90.