Tuesday, September 13, 2005

killer loop ( K )

killer loop. thats the brand of one of my classmate's new pair of spectacles.
However this classmate of mine has a short tongue, therefore he has problems pronouncing e P of looP. (background info) : he takes karate, but somehow e rest of e class doesnt really recieve him well because he is unable to fit in well, its quite sad sometimes to see someone trying so hard to fit in but in fact is encouraging the class to shun him even more because of what he does which seems odd to the rest of the class.
so he pronounced loop as a K, Killer Look... ma goodness ppl started laughing at him. well gotta say it was kinda unexpected too... when questioned how much was it he said $200++, which could easily be a pair of oakley's. afterall it seems that he tries to fit in by buying expensive stuff... he gets a pair of sunglasses that cost $300+ which doesnt really suit him well and he is obviously wearing it to show off. Who wears a pair of sunglasses from school to the school bus stop? and on the the direct bus home?!
if he is reading this, i know u came to me to seek advice on how to fit in but thats not the way. be humble. dun show off... showing off is for posers! but yes do keep ur hopes high because eventually u Will be part of the class. Perseverance.

prelim results out

Well got back my prelim results today, physics and chemistry... got a c6 and b3 respectively. amazingly it was e other way round for mid years. but oh well physics paper was a killer too... Moreover didnt really prepare that well everything was done half way.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
i calculated, if i am to prepare for my Os sufficently i should be ahem:

42 days to e first O level papers
60 prelim Papers i have to complete (x2) times over.

42 - 12 = 30 days (12 weekend days)
therefore 30 / 2 = 15 ( 2 times over )
60 / 15 = 4 papers a day!
1 paper approx. 2 1/2 hrs
2.5 x 4 = 10 hours a day! = WOAH!!!!
some kind of endurance run lol... and i have to repeat it twice.

after covering my math and 2 science theres e humanities, think constant reading and revising will do? and how u tackle particular questions... EL is exposure and CLB hmmm.... lol just read both of e books... i lost my sec 3 CLB book. e bookshops dont have them just goes to shows how much they hate CLB.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

7/9/05

well okay, did quite alot today. Something Different - Finally - out of all the mundane stuff that happens everyday.
Woke up at 11am.
Ate lunch.
Went over to my cousin's place just down e road.
Swam around in a huge puddle called a swimming pool.
-stupid ppl started fumigating in close proximity to e pool, where kids frolicked in gay splendour-
Eyed through a telescope in which
i saw a petroleum company buring oil which spewed from its towering chimneys.
an employer scolding a maid for throwing out boxes and crates. she then proceeded to wash the steps with her fellow friend.

on the adjacent house another maid sat lonely atop a flight of spiral steps, she stirred. She got up and ran down the steps while shouting in inaudible speech.
She went to the fence, and apparently got her friend to buy her some corn ice-cream... they chatted for awhile until they were called by their employers.

After going back to her post atop e sprial step she would vivaciously lap her ice-cream and if it dripped upon her hand she would just wipe it on the handle bar of the flight of steps. Oh man. who knows what other bad stuff she does.

Next, i watched or rather Spied upon a helpless woman watering her plants on which she truned her hose upon her car to wash it. this is some information i got while observing her. Her house number, Car number, Fav hair clip (i mean who touches their hair clip that often), her estimated height, bra colour (ahem...), flirting with her neighbour that is diagonially across of her house.
okay enough of that lol.

so went home, and on the way home i passed by the same maid that was eating the corn ice-cream. (Wouldn't it be freaky if someone came up to u and told u all ur details and what u did in the past half an hour).

Oh oh and e funniest part was when i came back, told my maid "Tts a telescope!" (i picked it up and started looking through it).
i placed it down and went to change my clothes.
when i came back i saw my maid doing something that i found hilarious.
(She was looking through the telescope, through the wrong Hole! LOL... i broke down into a laughing fit hahahaha! and she still tried to argue that she was Right, that she was eyeing something far away.)


couldnt tan, it was cloudy. :(
Quote from my mom after i told her what happened, "Use your telescope to eye Birds! not Chicks but real Birds e ones that go *Cheep, *Cheep!*"

Saturday, September 03, 2005

BUGger

There's that Angry ogre.... my hero too haha...
imagine a scene, ur happily conversing with ur friends at a hawker centre and your eating ur scrumptious hot dinner. Then ur fren Freaks out!
"Woah i just saw... a roach!.."
i felt insecure sharing my space and Food with an unwelcomed critter.
then next thing suddenly That BUGger, pun intended, popped its head out and Stared at me LOL.... i was peeling a prawn. i could do anything but stare at it as menacingly as possible and hoped that "Eye power" would
kill it.
Instead Ryan came over swiped it onto the ground and BAM! SPLAT!... crushed it under his heel. something like what happens when u poke an angry ogre.

Friday, September 02, 2005






ok just summarise things that have been has happen or will be happening this week, Today, stayed at home and played dotA, but sadly it wasnt with justin, for some unknown reason our computers just has some barrier against letting us create a game with each other. Anyway we already appealled to blizzard to help us out with the problem, and await our answer.
of all computers in e world!
went to school yesterday which was the 31st. e teachers' day concert was terrible.

low yon's feet next to mine.

Tt was Shawn Ang, sorry.

i only went to school to mark my attendence, get my CLB text book and to wish a few special teachers. Woah, some ppl are damn mean, our geography teacher is John chao he has some fetish over the restaurant, Jack's Place, to him Jack's Place is God! Food! and everything that he has in his waistline. Our teacher also sweats buckets, and he trys to curb the problem by applying deoderant, Or at Least i THINK so. whatever the case, his sweat Stains his shirt in a whole diverse array of colours, ranging from anything u find on the ground. i.e, Black, Brown, Yellow and Green. Mostly yellow. oh yes his ideal location of travel, Changmai.
Some of the comments written in his teachers' day card,
"Jacks' Place!"
"Changmai is the best sir, bring us there"
"Yellow pits"
"Fuck you from 4A3" LOL okay well Almost.

after the concert in school went out, with my classmates. First thing when we alighted from the bus Lawerence commented, "Wah lau, school dismiss so late all the chio bus' go home already"
then Some guys took Half and Hour buying a Milk shake :S
ate a NYDC, not bad.

tts lawerence. e one ahking e cheese bottle.glenn koh, and kwang ren.

Oh yes! oh yes, this Lawerence is the same guy whom was so desprate to shit he scaled the cubicle doors. LOL.
Was an exam day, all e cubicle doors were closed, God knows why? Doesnt the school know that ppl do have to shit?
Anyway, Lawerence ran into e toilet, "Oliver hold my bag for a moment"
He then proceeded to scaling the Doors LOL, the whole frame was shaking!!! haha, he had some difficulties climbing tho. No suprise cos he failed his pullups HAHA... wa so comical, this overweight guy struggling to get into cubicle in sheer desparation of the imminent discarge that awaited.
yeah ok on i go, i gave justin e Slime Hourglass!
he wasnt feeling too good bout himself, so oh well might as well Give my best to my Best fren yeah? was a unique item :) but well i give my best.


in all the years that i know justin, i find that he is one who tries to put up a brave face but is actually quite soft on e inside. well i tought that he did blog about e hourglass haha well cos he did tell me that he liked it alot :)

KFC in Plaza Singapura SUCKS, they served me a fork with a tuff of hair on it, dirty trays. who knows what they put in e food YUCK.

oh yes and Banker stepped into an Ant hill, he went Beserk! rubbing his face upon everything he came into contact with and with an occasional spasm and flick of his legs.