You have to be very, very specific in the "qualities" you want in a man!
Just tonight, my girlfriend was laughing at me about something I said in regards to dating.
She had asked if I had any new "love" interests.
I was telling her about his really "promising" guy I had been texting and talking to on the phone.
It hadn't really, "panned out" though, and I was disappointed.
She just thought it was funny when I whined at the end of the whole discussion:
"But, but, this one was EMPLOYED!!"
Yes, my friends, the pickin's are THAT slim.
You can understand, then...
why I found this comic to be so, completely hilarious: