Don't ever get your body banged up

Cos seriously its quite a pain in the ass.

1. You have to go to poly clinic to get a referral. that means waking up super early on a weekday/weekend to avoid any long queues.

2. wait what feels like 100 months to have an appointment at the hospitals

3. go for physio which means waking up super early AGAIN for dunno how many times so that the doctor can assess u at your...

4. 2nd appointment which takes another 100months.

SERIOUSLY. NOT FUN AT ALL. What's more disgusting is i have to go to PL (short form to avoid getting sued) camp to get myself excused for IPPT. See... NS men like myself need to take physical fitness test every year before our birthday. So since mine is in Nov, and I have not taken it since last year, I still need to take it la! But obviously i cant take it now cos of my banged up knee. So if i don't report it and if I let the ippt thing slide, i would be freaking court marshalled

So i had to HAUL ASS and wake up at 645am today to reach PL camp for my 830am appointment with the MO. but omgness when i reached Joo Koon (!!) at 820am the freaking taxi queue was so long so i had to WALK to PL camp which was like 15mins away. in the sweltering heat. i was sweating like a mad cow.

Then FINALLY i arrived at the guard house, I needed to keep BOTH MY PHONES in the locker at the gaurd house which requires coins. Then obviously i don't carry coins la jibai since my GUCCI wallet got no coin compartment (something which im sure none of them understands since they got no money to buy GUCCI WALLETS). so i was already late for my appt, sweating like a jibai and they still want me to STOWAWAY MY PHONE in the freaking locker. So this is how the convo went:

"Sir u need to keep ur phone in the locker"
i went to the lockers and discovered i have no coins. and mind u one stupid locker costs $1. SIMISAI.
"Sorry, I don't have coins. Can I change some coins with you?"
"erm... lemme check"
so he walks into his guard room, asks around a group of about 6 people.... NONE of whom have coins. IM SURE LA JIBAI. where got 6 pple cannot make up $2 worth of coins... and they didnt even open up the wallet to check. and the most idiotic thing is im sure im not the only one who doesnt have coins when i have to use the lockers so WHY DUN U JUST PROVIDE THOSE MACHINES THAT CHANGES COINS AT THE GUARD ROOM!!!! AMAZINGLY STUPID.

so i farking bu nai fan already so i said "you know what just give me what ever coins you have. i will give u $2 regardless".... then he slowly slowly take out one $1 coin. JIBAI so u had it all along!!! i dun understand why some pple are so THICK IN THE BRAIN.... zhen de cannot take initiative and offer la, fuck. too early, brain not working right. SUPER DULAN.

So i finally got my ass INTO the camp, walked about like 200m, all the while thinking "shouldnt the Medical centre be situated next to the guard house? zdy make pple walk so far. die already pls by the time i walk there".

So then the medic at the counter asks me for printed out appt letter, which i didnt print because "can't you just check it in your system if i have an appt??? isnt that the point of having things ONLINE"
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"sorry sir can i have your IC"
"NO U CANT U DIMWIT BECAUSE UR COLLEAGUE AT THE GUARDHOUSE ALREADY TOOK IT"......... of cos im not that mean. i said it nicely. see.... no matter how pissed i am, i will only LUN and lash out in my blog. i dont like confrontation at all.
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"so how long do i  need to wait for my appointment" (the clock says 845am at that time)
medic scans around the room and says "erm i think need one hour"
JIBAI THEN APPOINTMENT AT 830AM BLUFF PPLE ONE ISSIT?!?!?! Whats the point of having an appointment if i cant see the fucking MO punctually?! granted... i was late but WTF seriously.

nevermind i LUN. Finally it was my turn (wasn't one hour pls, was only like 20mins wait. zd cannot even give me a realistic estimate. useless fuck), i went inside and gave the MO the excuse letter given by the hospital. The MO totally didnt look at me, never even touch my knee one bit and said "ok we will just give u MC as stated in the letter"

THAT'S IT LEH.... TA MA DE.... zdy waste my time go all the way to the west to do this fucking wuliao thing. CANNOT TAKE IT PLS.... zdy produce the same letter that my hospital already gave me but with SAF logo. ma de. WULIAO.

See the thing i cannot understand is. WHY THIS IS EVEN NECESSARY. total waste of my time. secondly, NSF all deserve to eat shit and die cos they work so fucking slowly. they seriously need to have their asses slapped and spanked. notti boys.

OK THATS IT RANT OVER & OUT.

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sorry please completely missing in action..... this is the longest ive gone without posting anything... so let's see what happened since July.

Ooooooh USA. I LOVE US.... love love love. cant get enough of it. it's my love for angmohs probably. angmohs are naturally hot no matter how unfortunate looking they are.... gahhhh.

erm. actually that's about it. hahaha. see nothing much to talk abt. BOH RING