Star stuff

"Matter in Earth comes from stars that no longer exist."

"Really?"

Science confirms it
THE STONE OF THE PYRAMIDS COME FROM THE STARS

Corruption

"This is a scandal! If they're going to take what's ours, they should do it legally!"

Reliable

Societal crisis

TODAY'S YOUNG PEOPLE ARE NOT LIKE I WAS AT THEIR AGE

What steps can be taken to revert this worrying trend before a catastrophic collapse of society takes place?

Barrel

"Someone left the spigot open."

"Good heaven!"

THE POPE LAMENTED THE SPILLAGE OF BLOOD

Wine

Scientist claim newspapers will unthinkingly cover their work if it references wine in any way.

Use of stock images inevitable, the report finds.

Bridge

BRIDGE BUILT BY ENGINEER COSTOLETZ OPENS TODAY
Novel techniques were used in its making

TRAGEDY: BRIDGE COLLAPSES
Two hundred dead and injured

COSTELETZ COMMISSIONED TO RE-BUILD THE BRIDGE
"My techniques ensure a solid construction"

"So we decided to teach engineering farther from were political science was taught."

"I see."

Slavery

"This new report confirms it, mister secretary. The textile industry uses slave labor."

"This is unacceptable and must be fought at the highest levels."

CLOTHING MANUFACTURE BANNED BY GOVERNMENT

Secretary: "This is an immoral industry."

Classified ad

For hire

PERSON WORSE THAN YOU

Unapologetic selfishness
Lack of scruples
Broken promises
Infidelity and abandonment
Petty larceny
General dishonesty

Why try and be a better person?
Just point at someone else and say:

"AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT BAD"

CUSTOMIZED VILLAINY

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

Front page

THE DAILY

Media scandal

This front page is a smoke screen

This explosive, manufactured piece of news is being featured in a prominent place to distract public opinion.

The publisher, the mastermind

"This might be not the first time I do this," he said.