It's your parents

The world of tomorrow

Imaginary

On the wall

"I told you not to draw on the walls! I told you! Now these scholars will spend YEARS debating whether this is or isn't art!"

A concerned parent

"This sick society teaches that people I despise have the same human dignity I do. How will I explain to my child that he has to despise them as well?"

Kids these days

"Your son is a demon! Back in my time, children were obedient and respectful. Parents nowadats don't know how to bring them up."

"Now I don't want to hear a sound, okay? Or else you'll have it again!"

"I will never treat my children like this."

Growing up

"No! It's not your birthday."

"No! There are bills to pay."

Worse

"You think you have it bad? This poor child I use to bludgeon people who make me uncomfortable has it WORSE! You have it easy next to him!"

Parental love

WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN

That is why we would never feed them.

Those who get rich selling you food never mention the dangers!

Choking

Indigestion

Allergies

Mouth burns

NO FOOD IS SAFE

Don't put the profits of the supermarket chains above the life of those most precious to you!

LET NO ONE FORCE YOU TO GIVE FOOD TO YOUR CHILDREN

Table game

Other times

"In my days children used to play outside. Now they spend their time in front of a computer.

"In my days children didn't contradict their elders!"

"Spoiled brats."

Epic parenting

"My parents wouldn't let me watch Star Wars. I won't be like that. My children will have what i couldn't."

"But mom, I don't like Star Wars."

"Quiet. Mommy's working."

The meaning of life

"We don't exist by accident. Every one of the Lord's childres has been put upon the Earth with a purpose."

"What is mine?"

"To be your mother's punishment for having sex."

Childhood

Hole

Explanation

"So... Father, Son and Holy Ghost are different, but all the same guy?"

"That is correct?"

"How's that supposed to work?"

"It is a big mystery, my child."

"Bah! You could have said that when I asked where everything came from and spared us half an hour of making stuff up."

At the coffee shop

"There were really coffee shops before wi-fi existed, granpa? What were they for?"

"Well, back then there was nothing you could retweet, share or like, so people met at these shops to fix the world in person."

Origami

"How can anyone figure out that by folding papers in such convoluted ways you can give them the shape of animals and things? Aliens brought origami, didn't they, dad?"

Moral of the story

"Well, son, what have we learned from today's read?" "Er... That earthlings are full of germs and must be cooked well before eating them?" "Very good!"

Hereditary hygiene

"Do you see what I mean? Because of modern medicine, more and more sickly individuals get to survive and contribute to the gene pool of the species. If we keep on meddling with natural selection, we'll be left unprotected against any epidemic that comes our way."

Millions of years earlier...

"With all this taking care of the young business, they are born less and less capable of fending for themselves. If we keep on getting weaker, beasts will eventually get the better of us for good."