Distress message

"We've been years in this island and not a single ship has passed by. We need to accept we will never be rescued."

"Hmm... Wait. I have an idea."

WHAT IF ZELDA WAS A GIRL?

"ZELDA IS A GIRL!"

Call for help

"Captain, there is someone on that beach yelling and signalling to us."

"Ignore him. He just wants to get attention."

Castaways