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Showing posts with label candidate. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
Electoral platform
"I will eradicate poverty with measures that have never done anything but generate poverty!"
"Eradicate poverty! You have my vote."
Friday, October 18, 2013
Fears
"Vote for me and I will protect you against poverty!"
"Vote for me and I will protect you against the poor!"
Friday, July 12, 2013
Dragon
VOY FOR AZKARRAGON THE SCORCHER
"I shall burn the abodes of the humans to ashes."
"Finally a candidate who says what he'll really do!"
"Now the political class will get the message that we want change!"
"I never voted for him."
Friday, October 21, 2011
Candidate
"No more oppressive wire fences! If you vote for me, I will eliminate this hindrance to the freedom of movement of all chickens!"
Friday, July 31, 2009
Public administration
"Huh? Are you really voting for this guy?"
"He's a successful businessman. If he runs the country as he manages his companies, we'll really pull through."
"These are hard times and sacrifices must be made if our nation is to weather this crisis. Thirty percent of the population will be laid off by the end of the month."
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