Euphemisms

"I call things by their proper names. For example, if I see a fag, I won't call him 'gay.' I'll call him a fag. And if I see a pregnant fifteen-year-old, I won't call her a 'victim of society.' I'll call her what she is. And if she gets offended, she shouldn't be so easy."

"You're just a jerk."

"The term is 'politically incorrect'!

Lessons from the past

On the other hand, those who CAN remember the past proclaim:

"This is totally different from that!"

And repeat it anyway.

Rome

"Take note. 'To Titus Modicus Spurious, commander of the Twenty-seventh Legion...'"

"Should I write 'twenty-seven' in letters or in letters?"

Lifesaver

"What? It's only fair and equitable, isn't it?"

Dress

"Priests are so annoying! They act like they're so tolerant, but they're a bunch of hypocritical homophobes.

Look! There goes one. Hey! Nice dress! Is it a Chanel? Fag.

"Religion shouldn't exist. It's totally unnecessary."

"Yeah, I can tell."

Bridge

BRIDGE BUILT BY ENGINEER COSTOLETZ OPENS TODAY
Novel techniques were used in its making

TRAGEDY: BRIDGE COLLAPSES
Two hundred dead and injured

COSTELETZ COMMISSIONED TO RE-BUILD THE BRIDGE
"My techniques ensure a solid construction"

"So we decided to teach engineering farther from were political science was taught."

"I see."

Arrows

"Stop looking at all those isolated instances and pay attention instead to the representative example!"

Je n’en ai pas besoin

"Maybe you have no need of that hypothesis, monsieur Laplace... But we do!