Bomb

"The uranium atom inflates more and more as neutron after neutron enter it, until the point is reached when it goes pop. Neutros spread in every direction like buckshot and kill everyone in range."

"Are you sure? I saw a documentary short ago where a scientist explained..."

"A scientist? Why would you listen to those people? They invented the atom bomb!"

Difference 2

Keep spotting the differences.

Intolerant: "All other religions are false because they are different from MINE."

Tolerant: "All other religions are true because, deep down, they are all the same as MINE."

Nonconformity

Dedicated to all the bleach connoisseurs in the world. Cheers!

"We need your help. Apologists for alternative medicine are damaging our obscene profit margins."

"Don't worry. After our next press release, the problem will solve itself."

"Health authorities warn that smoking dynamite has no therapeutic effects and can be dangerous."

"Oh, yeah? We'll show them!"

Charity

Poor thing. Don't you feel sorry?

"Can you please spare some change for a 3.5G?"

Heating

"What's the matter down there? We're freezing here!"

"The last shipment of damned souls has a low content of sin and doesn't burn well. Tell the boss to be less strict about all that 'leading not into temptation' business."

Mutual need

"Let's help each other cross the street."

Effectiveness

"Twenty dollars."

"No, my naturopath told me this won't work for me and I need something more potent."

"Forty dollars."

"Excellent!"

Taxation

"We request on behalf of the Gaming Association that a special tax be applied to treatments for compulsive gambling in order to compensate for the losses they cause us."