31 October 2007
My first half of the holidays is probably going to be packed to the brim.I sometimes think wistfully, what would happen if I was allowed to go Korea with my cousins at the end of the holidays too. Now that would be a blast! My whole holidays, consumed!
Then I would not have time to decompose at home.
I would not have holiday lethargy!
But that being said, I am not going to Korea with my cousins, or Brisbane with my parents. Missed opportunities, everywhere! I will just have to bite the bullet and suck my thumb.
Happy Halloween everyone.
And happy birthday brother.
29 October 2007
So I am called a wasted talent again.Let me see. That is the second person I can remember.
Ha.
But this time I know that the context is different.
What is so bad about going to a Junior College near my house?
24 October 2007
Extract from Gone by SwitchfootLife is more than money
Time was never money
Time was never cash,
Life is still more than girls
Life is more than hundred dollar bills
And rototom fills
Life's more than fame and rock and roll and thrills
All the riches of the kings
End up in wills we got information in the information age
But do we know what life is
Outside of our convenient Lexus cages
She said he said live like no tomorrow
Every moment that we borrow
Brings us closer to the God who's not short of cash
Hey Bono I'm glad you asked
Life is still worth living, life is still worth living
23 October 2007
I finally realise what the difference is between males and females. This is a generalization, so the following does not apply to every one. Take it with a pinch of salt.Mutual friend says: I'm dying.
A asks: Why?
B says: Don't die!
You probably can guess which one I am. I know some times I keep asking why, why, why. I always want a reason for something. Analyze and scrutinize every thing.
I should be more like person B.
22 October 2007
I am so happy!Today is one more step closer towards the end of the examinations!
Maybe I am just going crazy.
19 October 2007
From the day we arrive on the planetAnd blinking, step into the sun
There's more to be seen than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done
17 October 2007
So like it or not I had to get out of bed at nine. I cannot be caught sleeping while you arrive, that is totally unacceptable!And so the day passes without incident. And so the day passes peacefully.
Except, that I played one (just one!) game of DotA today.
Except, I learnt the name of one of my neighbours today.
Except, I was in a debate in the park about my shorts, a pillar, the sky, and colour blindness.
I am thinking, maybe I should not wear my Secondary One PE shorts anymore, because, they are too short.
Anyway, now my mind is wandering again. My friend just told me that her friend passed away. I guess, people are departing every day. I guess, I could, too, anytime. Makes me feel so foolish logging down daily trivia, but I also guess, life is like that.
Empty-handed we come, empty-handed we go.
My mind is pretty blank and washed out. I wonder if I can go through tomorrow.
13 October 2007
Ever tried taking abusive drugs? You should not. Definitely should not. If you, by any chance, do not believe me, then read the following conversation between two 16 year old dopes who are under the influence of Cambridge General Certificate of Education (Ordinary Level), more commonly known as O's.+[plue]+ says:
hey
Jonathan says:
Hello!
+[plue]+ says:
hey
Jonathan says:
Hello!
+[plue]+ says:
hey
Jonathan says:
Hello!
+[plue]+ says:
-_-
Jonathan says:
^_^
+[plue]+ says:
*Insert winking emoticon here.
+[plue]+ says:
anyway
Jonathan says:
Anyhow
+[plue]+ says:
what are you doing?
Jonathan says:
I just replied an email.
Jonathan says:
What about you?
+[plue]+ says:
o.O
+[plue]+ says:
me two
Jonathan says:
I C.
+[plue]+ says:
er...
Jonathan says:
Um...
+[plue]+ says:
hmm
Jonathan says:
Yea
+[plue]+ says:
mmm
Jonathan says:
Yep
+[plue]+ says:
zzz
Jonathan says:
ooo
+[plue]+ says:
huh?
Jonathan says:
uhh?
+[plue]+ says:
ahh
Jonathan says:
Hah!
+[plue]+ says:
oh
Jonathan says:
Orh
+[plue]+ says:
ok
Jonathan says:
Hello!
+[plue]+ says:
haiz
Jonathan says:
Sigh.
+[plue]+ says:
¢
Jonathan says:
$
+[plue]+ says:
o.o
Jonathan says:
0.0
+[plue]+ says:
9.9
Jonathan says:
$.$
+[plue]+ says:
1.1
Jonathan says:
T.T
+[plue]+ says:
M.M
Jonathan says:
!!.!!
+[plue]+ says:
1.1
Jonathan says:
~.~
+[plue]+ says:
1.1
Jonathan says:
'.'
+[plue]+ says:
ok
Jonathan says:
Hello!
+[plue]+ says:
this is getting nowhere
Jonathan says:
That was getting somewhere.
+[plue]+ says:
maybe
Jonathan says:
That somewhere is nowhere.
+[plue]+ says:
and nowhere is somewhere
Jonathan says:
So where is nowhere?
+[plue]+ says:
somewhere
Jonathan says:
Somewhere where?
+[plue]+ says:
that somewhere is where nowhere is somewhere
Jonathan says:
It's in the ware house.
+[plue]+ says:
where you found a clothe to wear
Jonathan says:
Good for a big giant bear.
+[plue]+ says:
where the bear bore a cub
Jonathan says:
A bare bear is bearing a cub.
+[plue]+ says:
o.o
Jonathan says:
0.0
+[plue]+ says:
the big bear is bare?
Jonathan says:
As the bear is not wearing any wear, anywhere.
+[plue]+ says:
but the bear is in the warehouse
Jonathan says:
But the bear ain't have any wear on it, therefore the bear is bare.
+[plue]+ says:
anyway... the father bear came to see the bearing of the small bear in the warehouse at the middle of nowhere
Jonathan says:
The father bear saw the baby bear was not his as the mother bear was not faithful so he swore to saw the baby bear.
+[plue]+ says:
then he took a saw to saw the baby bear when he saw the baby bear
Jonathan says:
And the father bear kept on swearing and swearing once the mother bear finished bearing the baby bear.
+[plue]+ says:
the mother bear could not bear to see her baby bear getting "bear attacked" but since she just finished bearing the baby bear, her bear paws could not bear to withstand her weight when she tried to stand
Jonathan says:
So you're saying, that she couldn't stand her baby being sawn, yet she couldn't stand?
+[plue]+ says:
yup
+[plue]+ says:
and then plue came
Jonathan says:
(Oh the horror!)
+[plue]+ says:
eating a blue lollipop
+[plue]+ says:
*Insert angry emoticon here.
Jonathan says:
(Oh the abomination!)
+[plue]+ says:
...
Jonathan says:
ooo
+[plue]+ says:
its not an abomination
Jonathan says:
I am Chinese so I use Chinese symbols to punctuate my sentences 9 as you can see o
+[plue]+ says:
???
+[plue]+ says:
right
Jonathan says:
Left o
+[plue]+ says:
zzz
Jonathan says:
*Insert three smiling emoticons here.
+[plue]+ says:
*Insert a sad emoticon here.
Jonathan says:
Good things come in trees.
+[plue]+ says:
and fall as leaves
Jonathan says:
And after the fall there is winter.
+[plue]+ says:
then comes summer
+[plue]+ says:
then u get fever
Jonathan says:
I think it's Spring after Winter...
+[plue]+ says:
whatever
Jonathan says:
I see-er
+[plue]+ says:
this is just a crap talking session
Jonathan says:
Agreed.
Jonathan says:
Okay byebye.
+[plue]+ says:
NO
Jonathan says:
I'm going to post this on my blog.
+[plue]+ says:
o.O
Jonathan says:
O.o
+[plue]+ says:
ah your blog
+[plue]+ says:
something for me to do
The dialogue takes a short break, and ensues a while later yet again.
+[plue]+ says:
HEY!
Jonathan says:
Hello.
+[plue]+ says:
hey
Jonathan says:
Hello!
+[plue]+ says:
hey
Jonathan says:
Hello!
+[plue]+ says:
let me show you an example of split personality
+[plue]+ says:
ok here goes
Jonathan says:
Okay.
+[plue]+ says:
hey
+[plue]+ says:
HEY
+[plue]+ says:
hey
+[plue]+ says:
HELLO
+[plue]+ says:
oh no.. pls.. don't start
+[plue]+ says:
NO
+[plue]+ says:
why not
+[plue]+ says:
DUNNO
+[plue]+ says:
ok
+[plue]+ says:
lame
+[plue]+ says:
ahh
+[plue]+ says:
my leg
Jonathan says:
Wait.
+[plue]+ says:
hey
Jonathan says:
Here's an example of two people with split personalities talking.
Jonathan says:
Hey!
Jonathan says:
Yea?
+[plue]+ says:
HEY
Jonathan says:
HELLO!
+[plue]+ says:
hi
Jonathan says:
mm.
Jonathan says:
YOU THERE?!
+[plue]+ says:
so.. how's it going
Jonathan says:
Ya la.
+[plue]+ says:
alright
Jonathan says:
Kind of okay man!
+[plue]+ says:
oh
Jonathan says:
What about you?
Jonathan says:
Nothing.
Jonathan says:
Don't ask.
+[plue]+ says:
that's good
+[plue]+ says:
so
+[plue]+ says:
what cha doing?
+[plue]+ says:
nothing
+[plue]+ says:
really?
+[plue]+ says:
cool
Jonathan says:
I'm chatting man!
+[plue]+ says:
how do you do that
Jonathan says:
I don't give a damn.
Jonathan says:
I'm not so sure myself! *Insert a smiling emoticon here.
Jonathan says:
Shut up already.
+[plue]+ says:
how do you do nothing?
+[plue]+ says:
stop it!
Jonathan says:
Er.
+[plue]+ says:
WHY YOU
Jonathan says:
Guys!
Jonathan says:
I think we should take a breather.
+[plue]+ says:
timeout
Jonathan says:
Stop bugging me.
Jonathan says:
Whatever.
+[plue]+ says:
WTH
+[plue]+ says:
watch out
+[plue]+ says:
silence now eh?
+[plue]+ says:
you have the right to remain silent, but whatever you say may be used against you
Jonathan says:
(echoes: silence now eh... now eh.. now eh.. eh.. eh.. h.. ... ...)
+[plue]+ says:
i don't care
+[plue]+ says:
blah blah blah
Jonathan says:
(echoes: don't care.. on't care.. care.. care... air... air... air...)
+[plue]+ says:
huh huh uh uh uh h h h h
Jonathan says:
(echoes: blah blah blah... blah blah.. blah.. blah.. blah.. blah blah blah.. blah.. blah blah blah..)
+[plue]+ says:
ack ack ck kk k k k
+[plue]+ says:
watch out out out out in in in
Jonathan says:
Five five five ive ive ve ve
Jonathan says:
Four four four our ur ur ur
+[plue]+ says:
ouch
+[plue]+ says:
ouch
Jonathan says:
Three three tree ree ree
+[plue]+ says:
ouch
Jonathan says:
Two to to to oo oo
+[plue]+ says:
ouch ouch ouch
+[plue]+ says:
ouch ouch
Jonathan says:
One one one un un un
+[plue]+ says:
ouch
Jonathan says:
Zero zero zero ero ro ro
Jonathan says:
KABOOOM!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, I want you in my room *Insert music quaver here.
+[plue]+ says:
ok
+[plue]+ says:
oop
Jonathan says:
Poop.
+[plue]+ says:
soot
+[plue]+ says:
soup
+[plue]+ says:
poop in soup?
+[plue]+ says:
YUCKS
Jonathan says:
Soup in poop.
+[plue]+ says:
o.O
Jonathan says:
Want to drink the soup from poop?
+[plue]+ says:
please teach me how you do that
Jonathan says:
First you need to get the right ingredients.
+[plue]+ says:
you think xiao long bao?
Jonathan says:
A large piece of poop is fine.
+[plue]+ says:
soup in bun
+[plue]+ says:
now its soup in poop
+[plue]+ says:
btw
Jonathan says:
Next you need to carve out a cavity in the poop.
Jonathan says:
Then you need to prepare the tastey soup.
+[plue]+ says:
you know what's xiao long bao?
Jonathan says:
Yes.
+[plue]+ says:
ok
Jonathan says:
Small dragon packet.
Jonathan says:
*Insert a smiling emoticon here.
+[plue]+ says:
thought you this kind of england ppl dunno what it is
+[plue]+ says:
ok
+[plue]+ says:
i stand by my words
Jonathan says:
Then I think you're going to be standing for a mighty long time!
+[plue]+ says:
yea
+[plue]+ says:
especially if the word is smile
Jonathan says:
Not senile?
+[plue]+ says:
nope
So to reinforce today's anti-drug message, always say "NO" to drugs!
+[plue]+ says:
GCE- Good Case of Ediots
+[plue]+ says:
ok nvm
+[plue]+ says:
forget what i said
12 October 2007
I have finished the fight in cooperative legendary with Ignatius!
10 October 2007
I had a dream last night.I do not have dreams very often. In fact, I rarely dream. The dream itself was very long, but I can only a snippet of the whole episode. I was in front of this mirror with a yellowish-orange lighting in the room. My left pupil was large and staring at my own reflection. My right eye was swiveled upwards, with only the white of my eye visible.
Unusual.
06 October 2007
Just a general reminder to myself, I am cutting down drastically on my computer usage. Surprise surprise, to all those people out there who are so convicted of my unbreakable bond with the motherboard.Actually, I was already considering stopping my DotA escapades after the O levels. As in, so playing Warcraft after the examinations. I suppose you are probably thinking that my brain is all mixed up like a scrambled eggs, but that was really my plan. You know, like starting afresh, a renewal.
See, my life presently is tied to several things. Friends (hanging out, playing soccer, playing with Rubik's cube, just talking...), O levels (not so much the examinations, more of living up to others' expectations), computer (Windows Live Messenger, Warcraft), what-not. In my own opinion, after the dreadful General Certificate Examination, I am temporarily free from all things academic. By giving up the computer, I would be released from another major chain. Friends: People you do not live with; people you do not see every day; people who do not ask you out every day. Basically, friends are not a burden.
Playing online is not a burden either, you know. Just that I feel like changing my rest and recreation for once. Instead of indulging in online games, maybe I will try my luck with the piano again? I will choose when the time comes.
Anyway, the time has come for lunch.