26 February 2005
woke up around 6... was thinking at first. "oh i woke up" then thinking next "oh boy im in camp...." yea... this guy from my bunk didnt know how to roll his sleeping bag -_- yea.. my being the good guy, i help him leh.. yea.. morning PT was crazy. what can i expect from 3rd Sergent Wong Pixiang? leg raise so frigging long. lol stomach pain for nxt few days. after that went canteen for a so-so breakfast. lol. then was supposed to go for orienteering. but then it was raining. so we play war games instead. in case of war, i dont want to go with ryan behind me. he backstab me lor. like.. okay game started. then he go 'kill' me immediately. supposed to ally lor. wth. nxt round.. being such a good guy. i never kill him. yea... lol then pinned the badges after that.. then had our lunch.. mmmm delicious. but then had to clear the tables. kenneth took a LARGE second helping. terry, being greedy, went to 'share' some with kenneth. then some food spill from the plate to the table. i also help to eat.. lol. (take note: the table had dried bird shit on it.) okay anyway.. cleaned the table.. then we waited outside PE department there.. some ppl go bunk slack.. me and eugene were playing around... yeps.. trying to get up with our arms locked, back to back.from sitting position. after that.. bout 130 we went to wait outside air rifle range. wait super long... we were going to sing some songs.. but then it was time to go in.. okay no bad.. just the long wait inside. my score was 9cm.. then 5cm.. improve leh! (: maybe just tyco. bryane cant shoot. wonder why. after that we had abit of drills. but Former CSM Ian Chen saved us.. and let us go back to bunk.. had to clear up. shift all the tables back. Part Cs din wanna go toilet. i must make it a point to volunteer. not like those slackers and sissys. lol anyway by the time i got there toilet cleaned liaoz. i went to cenacle with eugene. (: shhhh cannot say to anyone. lol yea. edwin was trying to pull down my pants. in front of the girls there? evil. went back. changed into number 3. falled in. then go hall. parents seminar. NCOs didnt know alot. medicore knowlege. nxt time i will try to be better. (: haha. after that dismissed. had a wonderfully scumptous dinner provided by school. lol wheee. ate so much spring rolls. haha. yea too late for jiang liaoz. okay. thats about all the camp :P
This is a report of Lance Coporal Jonathan Chen's NCC Company Camp.If you find this boring and long, please DO NOT feel free to approach him.
Thank you.
haha joking. enough crap. here goes!
Day 1
Right after school. we changed in class.. bleah.. i was slow. was playing afool. (: haha fall in at 230. okay anyway i brought my black socks okay! yep.. okay i was slow but i wasnt the last. the freaking camp bag is so heavy.. brought it all the way to outside Air Room. then had a burger. then by that time must fall in liaoz. coz when they say 230 assemble they mean 220. lol okay blah blah.. we went to put our stuff in our bunks (Golf 1).. (not to mention the waiting we did for the classes to be opened) wahh im with Lester Ng, Vishnu and Si Song. not good. but still can. (could have been worse) cannot imagine sleeping same bunk as moses.. makes u wonder what he'll do at night. okay. after that had this talk by an old boy (my bro) wahhh >.< okay.. so he talk talk talk.. about changing our attitude to become the best part blah blah.. -_-" haha okay.. walao. my brother.. nvm fine.. after that we did drills.. then drill after awhile.. timer changed. so i took over eugene.. then my bro go sia lam me.. say: "TIMER LOUDER" okay lor.. i from shouting go to super shouting.. lol (got no such thing, i know) in any case i became louder okay? :P aiya.. before that was alright.. then it became very good. haha. yeap.. drill drill drill.. then changed timer again the bryane.. SSG Poh Chiat and SSG Wei Jiang keep on 'samula' (dunno if i spelt correctly) dunno what wrong also.. they never say. anyway.. after all that.. we went back to our bunk at last. then we standardised our stuff.. and got rdy to go for bathe. in the end we went to cook 1st. so i took out my maggi and curry chicken. fell in outside air room. then they gave us all the stove and solid fuel and mess tin.. then we go and cook. yawnz.. water took so long to boil.. fuel so little.. went to take some tuna from wilson. haha. anyway i think my group at the best food! (: got noodles and curry chicken, satay chicken, hot dogs.. wahahahaha. okay then we went to bathe.. we all had 4 minutes. so when we went inside. the NCOs shouted: "1 minute left!!!" what the hell... rush rush rush... then "10 seconds left!!" (2 seconds later) "5 seconds left!!!" walao.. wrong sense of timing lor.. okay anyway edgar left his underwear inside.. but he went back to get it anyway.. lol (: yea.. then went back to bunk.. slack abit.. then had to fall in again to go for night walk. bus took us there... Lim Chu Kang Cemetery. drop us in the middle of a highway.. we spilt up into groups of 4 or 5. i was (according to Sir Jude Tan) with the 212 pai kias. lol coz 2 of the 5 were from 212. eugene and bryane. then when Jude Tan saw me.. he say what 204 pai kia.. lol lame. im so guai okay :P yea anyway walk walk walk in the cemetery... sing lame songs like "I know a song that gets on everybodys' nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybodys' nerves. And this is how is goes.... (repeat)" yea lame stuff like that. lol ((: okay. walked for about 1 plus hours in that place.. lol. last part we skipped towards the bus waiting arm-in-arm! cool huh :P tyty. then we went back to school.. singing songs like elmo's world and power rangers and doremon and such. we must have been drunk or possessed. lol okay back in school. had supper.. kept going for 2nd and 3rd round etc.. after that went back to bunk.. slack.. walk to eugene's bunk and slack.. arm wrestle with part Cs. wheeee.. i won 2 out of 3 part Cs.. but of course thats rubbish coz 2 of them were smaller than me. (: and 1 part D was looking at some adult magazine in 1 corner... lamer! yea.. at least no nude stuff. lol. okay. i didnt see okay.. only cover page.. after that me and eugene run away from the guy. haha. back at my own decent and cosy bunk... so cosy until sum1 sleep at my place. walao.. okay lor so i slept in the middle. lol. brien and other part Ds outside playing guitar.. what hotel california.. and other shit coz i trying to sleep the keep hearing the strumming.. BUT! i still slept.. how can i not sleep? so tired lor. lol okay this is soooooo much.. so i'll stop here and post day 2 later.
24 February 2005
wahhhh nth much happen today.. same old "boring stuff" lolokay tmr got NCC Camp liaoz.. will miss coming online. (:
haha. today supposed to stay back to do geog project. but then after mass i go library but no1 there. ask Aaron whether he saw Jay.. aaron say jay zao already. walao. then saw elian in the canteen. okay so we went up.. but LiYang already watching Dante's Peak. wth. the library shld get more of that CDs if the geog department wants to use that for a project.. geography is mad lar.. lol nvm.. so elian went home.. since i didnt wanna go home yet so i go help haoyi learn his spelling. im so good right? :P yea.. come home used the com... then slacked.. then rained. so i couldnt go out. yea so i went to sleep. sleeping that time alot of ppl called me. yea.. but nvm. i continue to sleep. wheeeeeee (((:
nth much.. dled more songs from Staff Sergent Poh Chiat. lol :P
22 February 2005
wahhhh today had swimming carnival. >.< yea after music (playing guitars) go have a snack.. then kapo some food from classmates.. wth.. making so much noise in the toilet just to get changed. bus ride. total waste of energy.. singing and shitting about.."If i were, a _____'s son, and if i were to marry---. I would marry, a _____'s daughther, more than anybo---dy, coz she can ____, i can ____. We can ____ together.....(blahblah PS: the ___ are for the different versions of the song)"
This is a good censored blog. (:
OKAY.. hecks.. was swimming in mass swim.. yea.. sux 204 was WOLS(slow) we were like sitting there.. then "oh oh we are supposed to go swim, Lets go!" lol. lame. anyway.. damn aldrick. and derek, of course. made me swim for the competitive breaststroke/frogstyle 4x50m.
yea anyway it wasnt that bad coz it was a relay and nevermind if i cant swim fast.. derek was so freaking fast.. so anyway.. i got 3rd.. well well well. actually i dun deserve it.. but its teamwork.. *cough cough*. yea okay.. terry.. fast sia. in a swimming club wad (*boom boom clap* *boom boom clap* terry left, terry right, terry center.......) aiya.. after that go home.. waste time lor.. haha.. 5+ reached home.. but internet cannot work. what an unfair world it is! wahhh lol. okay.. then went to play bball. but wth. i couldnt shoot in any 3-pointers coz my leg got cramp.. stupid swimming carnival.. lol yea.. come home.. mum went for sum dinner. dad's working.. haha im using the com now..
aiya.. got hw.. gotta go do.. byebye
19 February 2005
wahhh today super extra... super enthu* wahahha woke up at 7am.. then was dozing till 710. yawnz. okay. then got rdy for Extra NCC "Training"! lol okay.. i left hse at about 730.. i tot i was late. but then my clock was 5 min fast. okay so i cycled to bryan's hse.. and borrow a bball. then cycle to CC.. reach there like 745. just on time. but then.. eugene and weijiang late. so i had to wait and wait alone for about 15 min.. and that can be very depressing as i didnt noe why they were late or whether they were coming or not... lol. so they came at 8.. 1 after the other. 1 from bus stop 1 from petrol station. weijiang claimed he wasnt late. (eugene called him to say he was going to be late, and then they come in less than 1 min diff -_-) yea.. so we went to the fitness corner do streching.. then ran around the trek 2 rounds.. then did sum logs, push-ups.. and sit-ups which stained our Air Shirt red.. lol after that practise some drills. then we went to play basketball. well.. weijiang quite good. eugene is hopeless. i am.. dun need to talk about me. i got enough practice =) haha. got other ppl playing.. sum old classmates i guess. hmm. playing that time eugene keep going to check his handphone and replying SMS.. -_- yea.. so anyway we went back to school after that. then we did summore drills. talk abit.. then weijiang teach us about voice projection -_- oral comms not good enough meh? wahaha.. okay after that.. we walk around the school. lame. and then we go home.. haha.. i cycled home.. after bathing, after lunch, after reading abit.. i slept from around 1-5. yeap.. after that did finish my tuition work. then i went online.. do nutting.. get bored.. and then had dinner. and then had tuition.. yea. coming home that time. ate char siew pao.. and chicken pao.. and then come home.. use the comp. GB against bryan 10 rounds.. walao unfair. i must be better than him nxt time. (: haha. okay.. nth much liaoz. except i was reading in my sis room coz my grandfather came over to stay =)
18 February 2005
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh today NCC damn sian.. sec 4s go to visit poly.. sec 3s supposed to take over my part.. but walao. in the end the sirs take my part. yawnz. enthu enthu.. go com lab.. do NYAA shit. then spam bryane.. waste time.. nth to do.. spam him summore. then after dunno how long.. when sir shuang liaoz.. talk to another teacher finish... then ak us go outside... blah blah.. later do drills like siao.. super bored and tired.. then it was raining.. can do drills but cannot do PT. lol so we had to run along the corridors... but michael house lucky. Mr Tung call us to go help him tie sum banner stuff for house cheers (which is on monday).. sigh.. after that.. CLP pep talk alot.. blah blah.. wheeeeeee.. at last dimissed. take baggie.. then wait for mum... wait.. and wait.. and wait.. for 45min.. walao.. might as well walk home lor.. so long -_- sigh.. now at home.. i wanna do some work.. no1 is online.. wanna sleep too. haha. wanna have NCC.. but i dun want boring training. (: at last.. the weekends is here today!
17 February 2005
wahhh.. everything falls apart.err... -_-" okay
sigh.. where is interest? cant wait for the next thing to happen.
haha. when will it come?
16 February 2005
wheeeeeeeee stupid maths olympiad... lol i dun like it.. the questions are crazily ilogical yet logical... walao its like super CHEEM... but i still can understand.. the teacher is boring and dumb. but i still listen.. lol see the torture i go thru? (((: well anyway.. there's The Stations Of The Cross every wednesday afternoon now... but so bad.. starts at 2.. then maths olympiad like shit.. so i cant go for the stations.. great... must pay $8 for the dumb maths olympiad competition.lol.. jun hao is a genius at maths.. hecks.. haha he gets careless mistakes (:
pissed linnette :P she's not THE Princess! yay.. i still say like that.. haha im so evil =D
i found my friends' blogs! wahahha... okay. must do my work.. whole of today slacked.. byebye!
14 February 2005
wahh... ms richards got some problem man.. whole day mood swing.. lol and i thought her period was over -_- guess not.. lol anyway, today super sian.. PSE cook up some nonsense about World War II japanese occupation.. yea.. bren and deepankar are slackers.. somewhat like me. haha. but at least i managed to present SOMETHING.. anyway PSE is all the no-brainer stuff. dun need to think can answer the questions.. lol "what are the similarities and differences between the food situation now and then" wahaha. chinese sucks.. teacher make us do corrections for the test. it was sooooooooooooooo long. its like... copying the whole passage lor... ask those in 204 if u dun believe me.. haha anyway come home only must eat my lunch super quick. and had tuition from 230 to 430.. now AT LAST! i can use the computer (:
12 February 2005
did u see me blogging about chinese new year? nope. coz chinese new year is a time for visting and play, not for blogging. actually most of the time at cousin's hse.. so no chance to blog. lol come home only, sleep. lol anyway, the hong paos i get must give to my mum for her to bank into my account. no fun :( yea. then this morn couldnt use com coz dad make me do my hw... urgh. actually he wanted me to do ALL my homework finish.. but luckily i persuaded him to let me play ABIT.. aiya.. then after that go mr ang's hse.. wahha. go there play cards.. I LOVE MY NEW SHOES (: wheee play soccer also. realised melvin is horrendous at goal keeping.. the only goals he saves are the balls which hit him.. -_- lol okay anyway played abit of PS2.. but im not into fighting games.. not like marc is. lol lame guy. camp the whole day there in front of the TV.. weird. played bridge. YAY. love the game. haha i kept winning with reuben.. but good fortunes dont last. haha never bet any money anyway. cant believe mr ang doesnt have a mahjong set... nxt time must bring my own.. haha okay. left around 530.. reach home.. get rdy for tuition.. bahh.. haha was punctual.. just on time.. lol okay then did all the usual stuff.. and as usual zheng ming (the guy nxt to me) never do.. lame sia lol. im like the guai kia in class :P haha boring. i always do work etc. yep! always pay attention to teacher. blah blah blah. lol my chinese not that good lar. lol nvm. so easy to be guai lol (((:
04 February 2005
haha today got stupid train fire... waste time only.. din get to see desmond lin.. aiya. okay nvm. its a waste of time going there. waste of time going back. slept abit while the CLP was talking all the boring stuff.. yawnz.. saw brenda on my way home. on the MRT.. hahaha. mad. she going bugis to do some interview for her project -.- like nth better to do lor.. haha okay. was very tired.. but i went to play soccer anyway :P yeps actually got alot of stuff to write.. but ppl say im boring.. :P so i make it short. hahahahaha
03 February 2005
ahha! prefect duty changed already.. now im doing registers.. today didnt feel like slacking so i gave out the sec 1 keys. and did bouncer duties.. aiya.. must collect all the nonsense registers from the teachers and put it back -_-
haha okay so anyway... another lecture by HOL aka Mr Chan aka horny teacher. almost everyday must stay back after assembly at the trek get scolding.. my class.... damn great. lol :) okay okay only. so naughty, a teacher's nightmare come true.
haha yay PE did logs.. haha me gabriel samuel zhi xiong and nicholas 1 group.. haha we were the BEST! lame! we ran around with the logs blah blah.. arms like shit.. but i found out if u stand in the middle u let go oso nth will happen :)
wheee haha.. lame.. and then humanities.. walao my class so bad.. got this speech thingy.. and my group never do. so i had to do. :( evil rite? then later.. teacher read out the speeches etc etc. and we were supposed to vote whether we are convinced to break away from "splendid isolation" policy. (we are britains in the early 19th century) so bad. my classmates purposely never vote for mine. but of course, they din noe it was mine. but walao. thats freaking evil lor. :( haha okay nvm about that.
recess. erm.. i think i was running about.. haha yep. i went to study chinese.. then set up cenacle with john. who was drinking the wine again. lol see im so good. i never go steal wine. only the hosts. (but they are unblessed, so its not a sin!) wahahaha. okay. then the glass of the potrait of the Brother broke. coz it was leaning on the altar.. then i was shifting the altar the centralise it. but then.. the pic slid and fell face down. PIANG!* glass crack liaoz. aiyo. so anyway. mr ang say nvm can use without the glass. yep. then after that bell ring.. i go back to class.. hehe :P abit late nvm. coz not say teacher comes early :D
erm.. maths.. i forgot what happened. hecks. all maths lessons are boring. especially when teacher is having PMS. around this time. (please note: this suggestion is still under investigation for 1 month already. It may not be true) haha. okay.. yea.. whenever she is moody will scold the class and find a mistake. BELIEVE ME.. 1 small mistake and u get more than a earful.. haha overflow :) coz ms richards is oso the form tutor.. when other teachers complain to her about how BAD we are.. she scold us. -_- and she likes to say how good she is. she doesnt need to care for us so much and she can just leave us to rot.. and she likes to say how her girl.. say 5yrs old around there - i forgot haha - is much smarter and guai than us. BUT OF COURSE, i'm always very guai, and dont get scolded.. maybe once in a blue moon.. rarely. :)
science.. lame. today we did SPA. cucumbers and tomatoes. errrrr yea. fats test, benedict's test, starch test, protein test. me and deepankar did the test.. with not so clear results. haha so anyway... we copied from wilson. coz wilson already show mr chan, and mr chan ask him to collect. so he should have the "model" answer. mr chan so blur. he go ask me copy down sum table and send it to his email coz he need. -_- "okay" blah blah blah.. did the pratical.. then i say "Mr. Chan, y dun u type it into ur laptop now?" "oh yarh. okay" he give me that 'y din i think of that' look. hahaha okay.
rushed upstairs after SPA for chinese. test today. actually supposed to be yesterday. but teacher say wrongly. so technically, this whole week got chinese to learn. See? ---> monday: spelling of the 4th lesson. tuesday: spelling of the 5th lesson. wednesday: false alarm. no test. thursday: real test. okay. so she waste time.. give us the friday weekly.. (i dunno y they call it friday weekly when they give it on thursdays.) and then let us read.. but actually we reading the sou ce. every1 still studying. haha. then she start the test. walao dont trust me. make me and other ppl move about the class so we will be seperated. aiya.. like who will want to copy. unless u sitting nxt to wesley or brent or whoever chinese damn pro. lol :D yep so we do do do.. coz she waste time at the begining. most of us cannot finish the open ended compre. so she tell us to see her at annex tmr recess to finish it up. :( okay.
mrs jay come in... talk all her english stuff.. make us write this thingy.. this.. this.. this.. internal report of vandalism. aiya. i was put with kenneth mak, deepankar and bren. can die sia. they talking cock. have to make them get on the point.. lol okay.. blah blah blah. in the end not enough time for all the groups to give their report plan/draft. haha (and jonathan escapes yet again) :D
okay. rush to cenacle for mass. get on with it! yea. haha then when it came to the readings, john and i were supposed to go read. but Junhao smart lar.. go up say.. then responsorial psalm that time.. (my turn) junhao continue to say.. -_-" okay.. nvm. after mass.. he say its his group turn.. then the sec 2s of his group not here. so he tot no1 going to read.. so he go read. aiya mad man. he never come down who will go up read! -.- yea anyway.. some dumb dumb couldnt hold the candle properly and spilled the wax onto the cloth. no offence! haha aiya.. butter fingers i guess. no wait. some1 hit him! haha not me :P okay.. went home after that..
now i cant remember what i did haha :P