And they lived happily ever after.. No?
| at 5:33 PM
LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." "I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place," announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace.
Source: http://www.theonion.com/articles/prince-william-divorces-kate-middleton-after-5-wee,20648/
Pathetic.
Random update for 27th August
| at 4:48 PM

Like I care
| at 12:56 AM
Why Gentlemen today are still single?
| at 11:27 PM
And my cousin's note inspired me...
Why Gentlemen today are still single?
1. The nice ladies are ugly.
2. The beautiful ladies are not nice.
3. The beautiful and nice ladies are lesbo.
4. The beautiful, nice and heterosexual ladies are married.
5. The ladies who are not so beautiful, but are nice ladies, love to spend money.
6. The ladies who are not so beautiful, but are nice ladies with money think we are only after their money.
7. The beautiful ladies without money are after our money.
8. The beautiful ladies, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are handsome enough.
9. The ladies who think we are handsome, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and don't spend that much, are shy.
10. The ladies who are somewhat beautiful, somewhat nice and don't spend that much and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The ladies who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
XD
Why Ladies today are still single?
| at 11:21 PM
Enjoy! =)
Why Ladies today are still single?
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
They all start out like grapes,
and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.'
Update
| at 12:06 AM
I.
STPM finally over. It always seem impossible until its done.
II.
My legs are not mine after working 3days at Harvey Norman Camera Roadshow. No chair provided. I stood for solid 10hrs per day. For bloody 3 whole days.
III.
My legs feel slightly better now after my butt stick to the chair for whole day long. =)
IV.
Jia Wen and I did pretty good job. We're top sales among brands.
V.
We'll not get our pay until 45-60days later. =(
VI.
Qbay food court is always full. So does McD. So does KimGary. =.=
VII.
My schedule is full. Means, I'm going broke soon.
VIII.
LooJiaMing, you still haven't given me your hostel address yet. Hrmph!
IX.
Will spend xmas eve with bro and his gf.
X.
Planning a trip. To don't-know-where-yet.
XI.
Just helped my mom make tang yuan.
XII.
Everybody is coming back. *broad broad grin*
XIII.
No more LDR, for 2 months. =)

Pizza craving
| at 6:37 PM
Treat or trick?
Treat? Alright.
But I don't want candy, slices of pizza will do.
=)
I'm craving pizza lately.
Actually,
I crave pizza all the time.
Unlike most girls, I don't have a sweet tooth.
I don't crave chocolate, but I looooveee Pizza!
I wonder why.
Even dreamed abt pizza when I was taking a nap yesterday!
The fattening cheese topping.
The golden brown crispy crust.
*Drooling* Ouch!
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Seafood Lasagna!
| at 4:52 PM
I've googled "seafood lasagna in Penang" for nearly an hour.
And I realised tht,
there is NO restaurant serving seafood lasagna in Penang!
Except Pizza Hut.
How pathetic.

Is not like I bias or wht.
But honestly,
I'll feel a lil bit strange to celebrate birthday there.

I WANT SEAFOOD LASAGNA!!!
departures and arrivals information counter?
| at 4:07 PM
When she is here,
people keep asking me,
"When is she going back to Beijing?"
Finally,
she went back to Beijing.

And then,
people start asking me,
"When is she coming back to Malaysia?"
=.=
When he is here,
people keep asking me,
"When is he going back to Australia?"
Finally,
he went back to Australia...
And then,people start asking me,
"When is he coming back?"
=.=

Since when I've became
Ying's-and-Jeremy's-Departures-and-Arrivals information counter huh?
Seriously, I'm going to charge them if they ask me again.
*tongue out*









