Thursday, November 30, 2006
Finally i turn
19 today
...getting more & more old haha... oh ya, i would like to wish my friend Le Xiang & Tze Kwang Happy Birthday too as the 3 of us have the same Birth date haha....and i would like to say thanks to everyone(my poly classmates)thx for nt saboing me in sch & thx for making me paiseh at the eg1074 lecture(-_-")...(secondary frens)(ite frens)(online frens)(work frens) & many more...for wishing me a happy birthday...thx Raihan for the nice wallet, thx Margaret for getting me a present, thx mum & dad for the $$$ haha...and thx to my sis & small bro for the swensen ice-cream cake...
Well i won't be celebrating my birthday today as i have school so i decided to postpone it on the weekends...plan to eat at Seoul Garden wif my family maybe Saturday or Sunday... & guys, about the clubbing thingy we will see how ok? coze i might be working on the weekend...Today i came home around 8pm as me and Nisha attended NyPals forum and all i can say its that its so LAME!!! hahaha...but its still alrite, not that bad...the only part which i like was the "amazing race" where we were given pictures & we have to find them in the campus...once we reach the place we were given questions to answer & after that we had to do different kind of activites...if we answer them correctly, and suceed in completing the activites, we get points....so we have to complete the game and collect as many points as we can...the team who won will get a $80 voucher frm Haagen-Dazs...wah seh too bad my team was the last one to arrive!! haha so we only won a consolation prize...the prize consist of tit-bits...haha nvm la better than nothing right?....oh ya btw my team name is "Wass Up"...HAHA!! so the lammmeee chop!...
Well im too lazy to type the things that we did at the forum but overall its still alrite as get to meet other people from different courses...well im gonna go watch tv now so cya~
Friday, November 24, 2006
Here's a joke that was given to me by my fren....i find it interesting so thought of sharing wif u guys...
WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO
SPEAK ENGLISH
One day, an Ang Moh(Eurasian) from USA
arrived at KLIA Airport(Malaysia)
After he checked out from
the customs,
he felt he needed to go to
the toilet, so he looked for one.
When he found the toilet,
there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter
the toilet,
the lady stopped him and
asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why
in MALAYSIA
they have to "see the cock"
before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady
insisted.
Since he had no choice, he
took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said "No! No! Duit,
Duit!" (money in Malay),
but the Ang Moh
misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do
it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes,
yes!" because she doesn't quite understand
English..
The Ang Moh thought that she
wanted to have sex with him,
so he stripped the lady and
made love to her.
The lady started screaming
and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay),
and the Ang Moh thought it
was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
He said "OK! I will suck it
for you" and took both breasts and suck
them.
The lady again screamed "Oh,
TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood
again. "Too HARD?
OK, sweetheart, I'll be
gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard
walked by, so the lady shouted for help,
"TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!"
The Ang Moh replied, "Not
too long, just 6 inches only."
Hahahaha!! funny right?
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
I would like to wish my fren Kai Fen a:
May All Your Dreams
& Wishes
Come True!
Monday, November 20, 2006
I would like to wish my fren Audrey
"HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY!" sorry couldn't join u guys at the zoo to celebrate....btw audrey...did u visited all ur frens at the zoo? HAHA jk:P may all your dreams and wishes come true.....This past few weeks of school is a struggle for me as i really don't understand my new modules...2nd semester is so tough! Haizz wonder if i can pass my modules or not as this semester, there wont be any study week!
Ok screw sch...my weekends are alright...Saturday all i do is ZzzzZZ...plan to watch "Step Up" wif my frens but i was too tired to go out so cancel...in the afternoon around 4, i decided to exercise as im getting more & more fat so i ride on my home exercise machine(Power Rider)....shock to see how dusty the machine has become! HAHA!! after using it for half an hour, i decided to stop as its so damn tiring!! haha...so i got change and wen to my nearby park to jog! i haven't jog for so long! can say a year? haha....i jog for 2 hours...but not all the way jog, 1 round jog 1 round walk...my stamina is getting worst! last time i can jog 8 rounds without stopping but now, 2 rounds and im out of breath(-.-")...Well Sunday(today)...woke up in the morning and my leg is so painful!! thx to that exercise machine!!...so met kai fen at woodlands mrt at 1.30pm as she wanted to accompany me to lot 1 popular as im going there to buy my small brother textbooks as he got some pop vouchers...& since i work there b4 so i can get staff discount....so wen we reach there, wen to text dept to get my books and wen to see Jimmy and Khang Ren...after that wen to my X department cd rama to pay and see Jenny, Wei Loon & Hwa Nian....we talk quite a lot....Hwa Nian ask to join him for lunch so me, kai fen, hwa nian & margaret wen to eat at the food court...Hwa Nian keep wanting to eat at KFC!! (-_-")...that Ah Beng always wan eat kfc...not sian meh!! but as always we stop him!! haha...im on diet so no thx haha....so i ate "U Mian"...its once of my fav food which i always eat wen i was working last time....so after we are done, Hwa Nian & Margaret wen back to work and me and Kai Fen stay to chat for a while....so after a while, we decided to head home...Kai Fen followed me to Woodlands to meet her fren & i head back home as my leg still hurts....so wen i reach home...no one was in as they wen to my neighbour open house....my mum didn't cook for dinner today so i decided to order Pizza Hut....haha! see la yesterday just exercise & today i add back more calories(-.-")...waste time exercise haha!! and after that i ate ice-cream...(-_-") gone case...haha! well im gonna stop nw cya~
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Its 1.00am now and i just came back from Vivo City....Well today me, Hwa Nian,Kai Fen & Margaret plan to go Vivo City to check out their movie theatre...so we plan to watch it after i ended my lesson at 5pm...plan to watch
"Step Up" so after my last lecture i rush to Vivo...wen i reach there....the movie
"Step Up" is sold out!! damn it!! reli wanna watch tht show..oh well nxt time i guess...so end up, Hwa Nian told us to watch
"Sinking Of Japan"...
so we bought the 7.10pm show...so while waiting for the show to start, we wen out and view the ships....it was so windy and relaxing....really calm my mind haha....so we talk and joke and laugh and talk and finally its time to go in.....well all i can say is that i dun regret watching it as the movie is reli good! the graphics is so real! its a sad and interesting show...i recommend u guys to check it out...after that we wen to Mcdonalds for dinner....wat a fun time going out wif my X work frens....well im gonna go crash now! luckily sch starts at 1pm tomoro.....well cya;)
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Hey just got back home...thought of blogging for a while as i just showered...so while waiting for my hair to dry, i been chatting wif Margaret, Kai Fen,Dj & Terence on msn....ok let me tell u wat i did today...well today, i plan to play pool wif my frens bt my parents keep forcing me to go to my neighbour house & my dad sis house as my neighbour been wanting us to go to her house today as her mum came to her house today to cook for us...and my dad sis had an open house as she just move in to her new house at Pasir Ris...well, since im a
GOOD boy
HAHAHA! i cancel my pool plans and followed them...but before going, my Uncle call and he say that his on his way to my house...my mum panic as my home kuih(goodies) left 2 haha!!! so i was force to go down to buy Indian rojak! Alamak! dah lah belum mandi!!(haven bath) HAHA!! so me just hack care & wen down to buy without bathing lol...
So first, wen to my neighbour house...can say it was quite boring lol! my parents were the ones who did most of the talking...as for me, i played xbox wif my neighbour son & my small bro....but i just played for a while and after that i quit as their games were so lame! coze my neighbour son is only primary 3 so his games are mostly kids games lol!......Lastly, wen to my dad sis open house....all i can say is that her house is so beautiful!! its so modern and big and so comfy...her balcony view is the sea! no wonder its so windy!! her walking in closet is so damn big and her toilet is sooo nice! felt like bathing in it lol!! ok its 1.40am now and i have sch later so im gonna go crash nw so cya!
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Im having my break now so thought of blogging for a while. Sorry for not blogging for a while now as im too lazy to blog hahaha...well life has been alrite...been enjoying everyday of it but not for
SCHOOL! I don't know why this semester my brain is just dead!! getting more & more blur!! really hate the new modules!!
ARGH!! I just don't understand
WtF the lecture is talking!! Is this a sign to tell me that im not cut out for poly? or its the end of the road for me? or my fate is to only to have an ITE cert?? or isit the course? i guess this happens when u study sumtink that doesn't interest you....Im so confused confused confused!! Hopefully a miracle will happen and my brain will start to work back haha....
Enough about school.....ok my frens been asking me if i was interested in any malay girls in my sch! well since im in a good mood i will finally tell u guys! The answer is YES! happie?? haha this girl is from a different class...that's all i know about her hahaha!! thats all im spilling hahaha....ok now i will tell you wat i did on the weekends....well Saturday jalan raya...still got many places haven't cover!(-.-') ...Sunday wen out wif my frens, we went to town,Bugis,Marina Square &Vivo City! HAHA crazy right?? lol:P ate at Swensens and thx "A Pui" HAHAHA jk:P for that dessert haha!!Well i g2g for my lesson now! 1 hour of maths tutorial(-__-") & after that Semestral Project!!! damn damn damn...until now no idea for a new invention! hopefully tonite, i will dream of an idea lol! luckily today i finish at 1pm(^_^) ! i can go back and ZzZzzZZz(^o^)....haha well im stopping here now so cya~
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
On the very first day of the world, God created the cow.He said to the cow: "Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you! Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will provide the energy to pull things! You will also provide milk for people to drink! You are to work all day under the sun! In return, you will only eat grass. For that, you will have a life span of 50 years." Ah Gu objected."What.. I work all day in the sun and I get only to eat grass! On top of that, I have to give my milk away! This is tough and you want me to live 50 years! I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years back!" God agreed..
On the next day, God created the dog. He said to the dog. "Ah Kow (dog), I have created you for a purpose. You are to sit all day by the door of your master's house! Should anyone come in, you are to bark at them! In return, you will eat your master's leftovers.I'll give you a life span of 20 years." Ah Kow objected. " What! I have to sit by the door all day and will need to bark at people, and what do I get ... LEFTOVERS... This isn't right, I'll take 10 and you can have the remaining 10 years back!" God agreed again.On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey."Lao Kao (monkey), your job is to entertain people.You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces!You will also do somersaults and swing on trees toamaze them.In return, you will get to eat bananas and peanuts.For that, I'll give you 20 years to live." Naturally the monkey objected. "This is ridiculous, I gotta make faces and make people laugh? Let's not even come to the part about the trees and somersaults.Tell you what, I'll give 10 years of my life to thank you for my existence and I'll take 10.What do you think?" God agreed again. On the forth day, God created humans. God said to the man."You are my best piece of work, for that, you will only need to sleep, eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing else.You will get to eat all the best things and play with the best toys.All you need to do is enjoy all your life. For this kinda of life, I'll give you 20 years." Just like the rest, the man objected."What, all I need to do is relax and enjoy myself and I have only 20 years to live? Tell you what, you've 30 years back from Ah Gu,10 years from Ah Kow and another 10 from Lao Kao and you probably don't know what to do with all those lifes.Why not I take them all and I'll have 70 years to live?" God being such good natured, agreed with a smile..... AND THAT IS WHY..... We eat, sleep, play and enjoy for the first 20 years of our lives when we are growing up. Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family.Sit outside the door and wait for our children to come home for the next 10 when we are retired.And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren for the final 10 years.
GET IT ????? Have a good laugh... and that makes you younger for another 10 years.... Have a nice day !
