Statement Tak Nak Kalah

Sorry empunya FB, I cant help it but to comment on blog..


Soklan pertama tu macam sajer nak sakitkan hati... Sekali imbas nampak macam concern..

Hok no dua tu sah2 statement cibai... still the best since primary 1.

Hi hik, or is it me who over analysed?

sama lah macam ni..

"I am straight!"
Tapi kuku? Tu dia, buffer berkilauan bak Coco Chanel...
Sapa nak jawab?

Alangkan Hewan Pun Sayangkan Anak

The squirrel mummy put a feisty fight to save her pup.








But what about a human Malay mum?

Do not click if you have a faint heart:
1 -- Buang Dalam Tong Sampah
2 -- Buang Dalam Masjid
3 -- Buang Dalam Sungai
4 -- Buang Dalam Hutan bakau dgn mata tersembul
5 -- Buang Dalam Semak


Sungguh haram jadah.. Malay girls are so cheap, they will give you everything after a plate of mee goreng. But of course, tudung tetap maintain ketika melakukan aktibiti maksiat itu.


Main bukan pandai...urghhh im pissed beyond words.

fifty bucks is fifty bucks!

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."

Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks."

One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, "Edna, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."

To this, Edna replied, "Buddy, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks."

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars."

Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of crazy maneuvers,but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, trying to elicit even a peep, but still not a word! When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said,

"By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I am impressed!"

Buddy replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell out, but you know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"

Nikon Camera Turns Against Own People

Nikon’s S630 Coolpix digital camera has been on the market for quite some time now and we expected to have seen all its features by now. The 12-megapixel digital imaging device surely knows how to take high quality pictures, thanks to the innovative technology built inside the device, but it’s the very technology that brought the camera on the accusation’s bench today.

The Coolpix S630 integrates a patented image recognition technology that automatically detects the eye position and warns the photographers if someone blinks during shooting the picture, then allows them to quickly retake the picture.


Asian eyes seem to confuse the camera's eye recognition algorithm.

As expected, the eye recognition relies on eye patterns in order to detect when someone is blinking: the position of eyelids and the actual exposure of the eyeballs are decisive factors in giving the verdict. However, as far as the anatomic aspects are concerned, things are different for Asian people, whose eyes trick the algorithm and mislead the camera into displaying the warning on blinking.

When it comes to new technology, there’s always room for error, but given the fact that the camera is actually manufactured by Japan-based Nikon, wouldn’t it be normal to work with Asian eyes?

Residents of 'Butt Hole Road' club together to change street's unfortunate name

In the end, the constant jokes were just too much to take for the long-suffering residents of Butt Hole Road.

Groups of youths used to visit the street and bare their backsides for photographs while many delivery firms simply refused to believe it existed.

And coachloads of amused American tourists frequently turned up to view the sign after it appeared in a US book.

And so despairing households in the suburban street in Conisbrough, South Yorkshire, decided that the road's name simply had to change.

The sign for 'Butt Hole Road'

The sign for 'Butt Hole Road' which has now changed to Archers Way after complaints from residents in Conisbrough near Doncaster

They spent £300 to change their address to the rather more palatable Archers Way.

Resident Peter Sutton said he originally thought the street's name would be fun - but admits he soon got tired of the jokes.

Mr Sutton moved into the house vacated in 2003 by Paul and Lisa Allott, who were forced to move after becoming fed up with their street's name.

Mr Allott said: 'We'd heard every single gag there is and we'd had enough.

'We've had people flashing their bottoms for photographs by the drive, we've had people ringing us up with hilarious jokes about the street name and then we've had those who just don't believe us.

'All the other street names around here are quite sensible.

'I just can't see why they didn't call it Butt Hall Road, or something like that. I've no idea why it was named like this.'


The new sign for Archers Way, paid for by the residents

Elizabeth Brennan, 77, who uses the street for access to her home, said: 'It was a bit tedious having the street laughed at all the time. The new name is much nicer.'

But an internet petition has already been started to change the road's name back again.

Butt Hole Road is believed to have been named after a communal water butt that was originally in the area.

The road has been renamed Archers Way to refer to a medieval castle that is just half a mile away.

Source: Dailymails

Looks Like I wont be using iPhone anytime soon

Not to mention I regularly loose my phone too..

Babi Sepi

Poor pig, not only he's the only one in the whole damn country.. the prospect of dying alone is too much.. heh heh

DIM: Do It Meself

Apart from being busy with work and the farm I was also busy with the home improvement's stuff.

Bought a rack and a bed. The rack was a cinch (thanks to the instructions)...


First, take out all the parts..


start assembling .....


Ikea stuff was easy. There's already a holes for everything, its hard to screw up.


and voila..

As for the bed, when the guys delivered it, I confidently said that I could assemble it myself.

The thing is, their feets were so stank I almost choked.. So I said just put them in the living room. TQVM..


3 months went by in between.. only by the middle of last month did I tear open the wrappers.


And lo and behold, this bed frame didnt come with an instruction... And there's no pre-fab holes for you to agak2. WTF!


So I just assembled as I deemed fit..


but of course there are part on which I totally clueless on where they belong to... and its been a month already.. so far, quite sturdy... Jangan roboh sudah.. hi hi..

Bahana Facebook 2: Busy Bercucuk Tanam

Scene 1
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Ib: Hey lets meet up for coffee
Me: I cant I have to go back early
Ib: Whoaa, a date?
Me: No lah..
Ib: Oh, American Idol.. Kris won lah.. no need to see.
Me: Not that either.
Ib: Ok then, enjoy whatever youre doing..

The thing is, I need to go back early to harvest the plant on my Farm.. Not the real farm, it's the FB Farm Town..

Scene 2
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Inside the car on the Highway... enjoying the scenery outside.

Mused inside "hmmm.. those trees are spaced apart just like the one on my farm"

Scene 3
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I will update my blog right after I plowed the farm...

*Done plowing* Oppssss, 1am already.. time for bed!

Hi hih hi, and thats one of the amny reasons why this blog was so neglected.

Cronic huh?

My Farm - Pac Man version.


Mike's farm. Seasoned farmer.. the reason i had to compete for a better looking farm :p


And another one for another seasoned farmer.


hok ni membiarkan babi berkeliaran memakan tanaman,


the best feature of these game is that you could hire your friends/strangers to harvest your crops/fruits. And you got better prices for that.

but i wish they could upgrade/add some of the features below:
1) allow hiring for plowing your plots.
2) allow user to change orientation.. panning from left to right.. right now the farm has only one orientation.
3) allow friends to harvest when you were away from computers for quite sometimes.


so that your crop wont go bad like this...

Sigh, I got no life! hi hi hi...

Busy for the Past 2 months

with job.. one application and one ticket. Took me 2 months to solve them.. gosh!

Bloggin will resume from tomorrow onwards.. thank you for tuning in :p

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UPDATE: Forget about the updates, the internet connection is acting up.. arghhhhh