Well, this is 180 degree different from what I wrote early on.
Let us 'discuss' on the world's cuisines, specifically the ang moh cuisine.
Judging by the average size of the average ang moh, he takes pleasure in his food even more then our fellow Malaysian. But what kind of food? Here's the summary....
Australian Cuisine
That's like a heading which says Australian Culture. Let's start again:
Ozzie Food
Vegemite and Iced Vo-vo. Do I have to say more?
American Food
American cuisine is best known for deep fried chicken, which originated in the Deep South where certain members of society were themselves deep fried from time to time.
British FoodThe Brits are ingenious lot and centuries ago discovered how to recycle their leftovers. The Bread and Butter pudding is a cunning way to turn stale bread and dubious butter into a dessert.
The British also are amongst the world's greatest consumers of baked beans, which probably explains why the British Lion could roar so loudly. During the Second World was, thousands of british troops ate baked beans. The thunderous noise which followed led Rommel to believe he has totally outnumbered.
Continental Cuisine
The French loathe baked beans as Paris is noisy enough. Instead, the clamour for such delicacies as escargot and amputated frogs.
The Italians will have none of the above. They prefer food which has been saturated in oil, garlic and onions. As far as Ital are concerned, the word polyunsaturated refers to a dry parrot.
The Swiss, on the other hand, are addicted to cheese. The Swiss fondue requires grown men and women to stab stale chunks of bread into a pot of bubbling cheese. After eating a heavy fondue, it is no wonder the Swiss have never been attacked by another European country.
The Kiwi's Food
Kiwis are cannibals, eating lamb chops and roast lamb.
Liquor
In the old days, grapes were actually crushed by food. As wine consumption grew, productivity had to increase; this explains why Eu feet are so big. It is also explains why European have very small gaps between their toes, so that no grape can escape.
A lot of snobbery still surrounds wine. Even if the wine is not made in France, it will have a French name. This is to convince you it must be good wine and worth the high price it is selling for. American wines, however, are quite cheap. For this reason, they are often displayed next to the detergents and floor cleaners.
Gin is a great favorite of the English. It used to be called mother's ruin. Quite right, too. When the English started growing rubber in Malaya, they started drinking a lot of gin. After a few gins, they actually thought they owned the place. After a few more, they actually thought they owned India too.
A lot of fuss is made about scotch whisky too. Only the ang mohs could worship something which starts life in a Scottish bog. Because whisky is so expensive, a lot of people accuse the Scots of being mean. In truth, the
meanest people in the world could be found here, sitting around and reading my blog without even
commenting.
I'm blogging from the airport lounge.. Cool... Been here a couple of times, but didnt realised they have a free internet station.. How ignorant.. :p
