1) Your mother's so fat, when you run around her, you can get lost.
2)Your mother's so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
3)Your mother's so fat, when she hugs you, you got lost.
4) Your mother's so fat, it took 30 minutes for the doctor to find her asshole.
5)Your mother's so fat, when she went out at night, she caused an eclipse.
6) Your mother's so fat, when she jumped into the sea, she caused a tsunami.
7) Your mother's so fat, when she fell, it needed 50 cranes to lift her up.
8) Your mother's so fat, when she fell off the building, scientists saw telephone numbers on the Earthquake scale.
9) [say this to an indian]Your mother's so black that it makes you look white.
10) Your mother's so fat that she sank in the Red Sea.
11) Your mother's so fat, when she swam in the sea, people thought that she was a moving island.
12) Your mother's so fair and fat that when she went to antarctica to swim, sailors thought that she was an iceberg.
13) Your mother's so fair and fat that when she went to the Acrtic Circle, people thought that she was hill of snow.
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