Monday, December 28, 2009 @ 12:36 AM

I tink for the next month or so.
I am going to try to update this graveyard.
I ain't gonna write stuff about my life like most ppl do.
I tink that's so fucking boring.
I believe nobody gives a fuck about your life.

Ohh great man! Today I went for Julian's birthday party and everyone was there. Peter, Ryan, Jack, Reynold... All there! It's a thrill to see them again!! Yaaayyy!!

Seriously, who cares???
1. I do not know who Peter, Ryan, Jack.. I don't know all of them. So why even bother stating the names? Do u think i am going to note them down for future references?

Let me image next time when u stumble upon peter's name on the blooger's page again: " Peter.. Hmm.. Sounds familiat.. Who is peter?? Ah yes, let's take out my notebook of list of (blogger)'s friends! Peter is from 15/06/08, post is titled: PARTY TIME! AHH yes, that's peter! "
C'mon man, _|_ you.

I'm not going to say all that on this revamped f-marcus blog.
So let's begin.
Something simple:

Don't u hate those housewives/aunties who chase a leaving bus and when the bus stops for them, they walk. Sometimes they act to jog but you and I know that they are fucking WALKING. W T F

I'm always on the bus observing this phenomenon and I start to think why.
I came up with a few theories:

1. They hav bad stamina.
This is a logical conclusion, given that housewives/aunties, they do not exercise a lot.

2. They like to be given attention to.
Another logical explanation. As we all know that housewives/aunties aren't given much attention to by their husbands/man, they seek for outsiders' attention by making the whole bus of outsiders wait for them

Then it get's a little more complex:

3. They dun like to run because when they do, they breasts swing up and down A LOT. Like an oscillating ... idk, it jus swings fucking a lot.
Perhaps they do not want others to know that they hav big saggy breasts that touch the floor.
This is a result of trying to get nice breasts and a cheap bra at the same time.
It won't happen. Cheap bra = !@#$%^&* boobs
My advice : for those past 40, there's no more hope.
for those below - go get a better bra!

4. They are trying to flirt with captain Tan (bus driver). {I love it that they use bus captain for the bus drivers, it sounds so cool.. But we all know that YOU ARE JUS A FUCKING BUS DRIVER}
Okay. This is rare. But I saw this b4. Auntie walks to the waiting bus, swings the hair and taps the card. With a cute voice says,"Thankute you arh uncle, Thankute you"
Uncle smiles. Downstair, john thomas stands up..

5. I don't get why some young girls are doing this.. Isit that your breasts are swinging like a pendulum as well?? It jus doesnt make sense! You can't hav bad stamina, you are young!
Then, something struck me. Stamina.. I heard S-league players do not hav sex the day b4 their match becoz it drains energy... You jus had sex, hadn't you?

6. there may be more but i'm too lazy to type.
What do you think of this? comment on the tagbox!
I sound like shane dawson, yes i do.

Oh yea, check out Robin Williams stand up - Weapons of self destruction.

Sunday, December 27, 2009 @ 11:52 PM

Sunday, April 5, 2009 @ 10:56 PM

Let's talk about PTM:

My ptm was not bad I would say, all my teachers said my attitude in class has improved, a bit.

I guess I can proudly say that my attitude has gone from super duper damn extremely ultra bad to just very bad, haha.

To me, meeting all the teachers were a waste of time because they all said the same things, except for one.

The few things that this teacher has resulted in me pondering on many things.

One thing she said really struck me, and it's that she said she doesn't interact or talk to me much in class, compared to the rest of the class,

Initally doesn't sound like anything wrong right?

She continues (not exact words but along these lines) : The reason so is that you (me) tend to give short, quick and unpleasant answers which makes you think you are very smart and witty, but they never fail to piss me off, so, for me (her) to not flare up in class so often, due to my hot temper, I try to avoid contact with you as much as possible, right?

I'm like wtf, but I just nodded my head.

I was seriously stunned, serious. I did not know, I did not have a clue she really felt this way about me. She did not show in any form that she had negative feelings towards me.

Siao liao. One person I told this incident to told me that in other words, she meant that I am damn guai lan during her class.

What? So I was thinking for a while, whether I should change my whole personality so that I won't be offending people that I didn't know I was offending.

I thought for about 5 minutes, and 5 minutes starts now as I type these words.

FUCK NO! I'm not gonna change for anybody, I dun even change my underwear what makes you think I would change my attitude, my character, my personality?

Are you fucking retarded?

You fucking chee bye bangla!

If you read the above 5 words, you are officially retarded.

Because
It's My Life.
I'm
Born For This.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 @ 9:38 PM

I finally figured out how to make my music run more than 30 seconds, woots~

but I can't find the normal version of this song in imeem;
the only ones available are acoustic and chipmunks..
So I figured this video will do, but if you're still using dial-up internet, please be patient while the video loads, it's worth the wait though
Do enjoy okay, Coz i took a mother fucking long time to finally figure out this mother fucking fuck.

Hawthorne Heights - This is who we are

Sunday, March 8, 2009 @ 12:55 AM

Hawthorne heights - this is who we are

Between the future and the past tense
Lies the present in the distance
So you think we`re never coming back?
Scoring points for passion and persistence

Between the lines and the highway
Lies the danger and the safety
You never thought this was gonna last
I always knew you`d never take it back
I always knew (i always knew)

[Chorus: x2]
I know it seems like we`re never coming back
I know it feels like we`re never coming back
You tried your best and you knew it wouldn`t last
They were the words that she placed on her casket

Between the sadness and the smile
Lies the flicker of the fire
You always said this never hurt you
I always said you were a liar
between all the towers and the wires
There still lies a little silence
Two hearts and one connection
One voice lacks emotion now
I always knew (i always knew)

[Chorus x2]

Instead of flowers like words that never mattered
Close it off- forget about the sadness (close it off- forget about the sadness)
He always said she should have tried crying
blaming him as she was lying down

Not coming back (Not coming back) [x2]

[Chorus x2]

Not coming back.. hmm sounds like during XP sia

Thursday, January 22, 2009 @ 9:27 PM

All I want for 2009 right now are just these few simple things:
1. ODAC
2. Frisbee
3. Soccer (EPL)/F1(March onwards)

And I'm think I'm on the verge of losing one in the time to come...
I am upset, I am unhappy. I am sad, I am frowning. I am down, I am out.
I don't want to lose it like that.
I just found my drive, please don't force me to throw it away.
I don't want to crash.
Imagine:
You just got yourself a car and you've got used to driving it.
You love your car really much now and you risk your life to drive it faster.
You've almost reach top speed and you're really enjoying it.
Then, a truck drives in front of you and hits on the brakes right in front of you.
You're momentum instantly drops to zero.
You desperately steps on the gas pedal but nothing happens.
You panic, you are helpless. Your car is permanently damaged.
What will you do?
What CAN you do?
Imagine:
Yourself turning into a fish
You just got used to breathing in water
You are happy
You get caught in a rod and you are brought out of water
You try to breath but you can't.
Imagine. Imagine.

Please, if you read this, don't go spread and tell anyone to come read.

Song for the day : Hawthorne Heights - Niki FM

Sunday, October 5, 2008 @ 6:44 PM

We were talking crap (as usual) around the circular table nearest to the study area, and I was prompted to update my blog. But it was polite, not like, " Eh CB, your blog so long never update we go there see waste our newton time! Go update you NewtonTard!" It's more like, "Please Felps, kindly update your blog coz we are very interested in your life and want to know more about you.."

And so I did. I was surprised, initially, that people actually still visit my blog because.. of obvious reasons.. But after i thought about it, it ain't that much of a surprise after all. I realised that I'm a superstar, and superstars do get attention. So to all my loyal fans out there : I really appreciate it. Really.

Ok, on to serious stuff.
1. Things between my mom and I are now less tense (refering to previous post), ever since I got the Felps hair. And I learnt to be more tolerant and have more self-control over my actions (not referring to my actions on the previous post but to things that I did which cannot be mentioned). I guess I've become more matured after the sexy Felps cut that made me realised that I a newton world champion and I have to be responsible for my actions if not the media will come KPKB and screw up my life. K, getting a little off now but the main point is the Felps haircut really changed things, for me at least.

2. HAHA CJC COL@C. I am now beginning to realise how the supposed No. 1 ODAC at this level operates. And if this is how a successful organisation operates I will not be surprised after realising what's happening. But I would be newton sad if it's really the case, ain't it? That's all I have to say and all that I can say.

3. Arsenal draw, woots! V.Pussy can't penetrate and Emmanuel smells. FabreGas's running out of Gas and Alumunia = Ammonia. Enough said? Enough said.

4. No. 4. You know what? There's no No.4!

5. Song for the day. Can't forget this part, can you?
A7X - A little piece of heaven. Why? Those reading should know why.