I tink for the next month or so.
I am going to try to update this graveyard.
I ain't gonna write stuff about my life like most ppl do.
I tink that's so fucking boring.
I believe nobody gives a fuck about your life.
Ohh great man! Today I went for Julian's birthday party and everyone was there. Peter, Ryan, Jack, Reynold... All there! It's a thrill to see them again!! Yaaayyy!!
Seriously, who cares???
1. I do not know who Peter, Ryan, Jack.. I don't know all of them. So why even bother stating the names? Do u think i am going to note them down for future references?
Let me image next time when u stumble upon peter's name on the blooger's page again: " Peter.. Hmm.. Sounds familiat.. Who is peter?? Ah yes, let's take out my notebook of list of (blogger)'s friends! Peter is from 15/06/08, post is titled: PARTY TIME! AHH yes, that's peter! "
C'mon man, _|_ you.
I'm not going to say all that on this revamped f-marcus blog.
So let's begin.
Something simple:
Don't u hate those housewives/aunties who chase a leaving bus and when the bus stops for them, they walk. Sometimes they act to jog but you and I know that they are fucking WALKING. W T F
I'm always on the bus observing this phenomenon and I start to think why.
I came up with a few theories:
1. They hav bad stamina.
This is a logical conclusion, given that housewives/aunties, they do not exercise a lot.
2. They like to be given attention to.
Another logical explanation. As we all know that housewives/aunties aren't given much attention to by their husbands/man, they seek for outsiders' attention by making the whole bus of outsiders wait for them
Then it get's a little more complex:
3. They dun like to run because when they do, they breasts swing up and down A LOT. Like an oscillating ... idk, it jus swings fucking a lot.
Perhaps they do not want others to know that they hav big saggy breasts that touch the floor.
This is a result of trying to get nice breasts and a cheap bra at the same time.
It won't happen. Cheap bra = !@#$%^&* boobs
My advice : for those past 40, there's no more hope.
for those below - go get a better bra!
4. They are trying to flirt with captain Tan (bus driver). {I love it that they use bus captain for the bus drivers, it sounds so cool.. But we all know that YOU ARE JUS A FUCKING BUS DRIVER}
Okay. This is rare. But I saw this b4. Auntie walks to the waiting bus, swings the hair and taps the card. With a cute voice says,"Thankute you arh uncle, Thankute you"
Uncle smiles. Downstair, john thomas stands up..
5. I don't get why some young girls are doing this.. Isit that your breasts are swinging like a pendulum as well?? It jus doesnt make sense! You can't hav bad stamina, you are young!
Then, something struck me. Stamina.. I heard S-league players do not hav sex the day b4 their match becoz it drains energy... You jus had sex, hadn't you?
6. there may be more but i'm too lazy to type.
What do you think of this? comment on the tagbox!
I sound like shane dawson, yes i do.
Oh yea, check out Robin Williams stand up - Weapons of self destruction.
I tink for the next month or so.
I am going to try to update this graveyard.
I ain't gonna write stuff about my life like most ppl do.
I tink that's so fucking boring.
I believe nobody gives a fuck about your life.
Ohh great man! Today I went for Julian's birthday party and everyone was there. Peter, Ryan, Jack, Reynold... All there! It's a thrill to see them again!! Yaaayyy!!
Seriously, who cares???
1. I do not know who Peter, Ryan, Jack.. I don't know all of them. So why even bother stating the names? Do u think i am going to note them down for future references?
Let me image next time when u stumble upon peter's name on the blooger's page again: " Peter.. Hmm.. Sounds familiat.. Who is peter?? Ah yes, let's take out my notebook of list of (blogger)'s friends! Peter is from 15/06/08, post is titled: PARTY TIME! AHH yes, that's peter! "
C'mon man, _|_ you.
I'm not going to say all that on this revamped f-marcus blog.
So let's begin.
Something simple:
Don't u hate those housewives/aunties who chase a leaving bus and when the bus stops for them, they walk. Sometimes they act to jog but you and I know that they are fucking WALKING. W T F
I'm always on the bus observing this phenomenon and I start to think why.
I came up with a few theories:
1. They hav bad stamina.
This is a logical conclusion, given that housewives/aunties, they do not exercise a lot.
2. They like to be given attention to.
Another logical explanation. As we all know that housewives/aunties aren't given much attention to by their husbands/man, they seek for outsiders' attention by making the whole bus of outsiders wait for them
Then it get's a little more complex:
3. They dun like to run because when they do, they breasts swing up and down A LOT. Like an oscillating ... idk, it jus swings fucking a lot.
Perhaps they do not want others to know that they hav big saggy breasts that touch the floor.
This is a result of trying to get nice breasts and a cheap bra at the same time.
It won't happen. Cheap bra = !@#$%^&* boobs
My advice : for those past 40, there's no more hope.
for those below - go get a better bra!
4. They are trying to flirt with captain Tan (bus driver). {I love it that they use bus captain for the bus drivers, it sounds so cool.. But we all know that YOU ARE JUS A FUCKING BUS DRIVER}
Okay. This is rare. But I saw this b4. Auntie walks to the waiting bus, swings the hair and taps the card. With a cute voice says,"Thankute you arh uncle, Thankute you"
Uncle smiles. Downstair, john thomas stands up..
5. I don't get why some young girls are doing this.. Isit that your breasts are swinging like a pendulum as well?? It jus doesnt make sense! You can't hav bad stamina, you are young!
Then, something struck me. Stamina.. I heard S-league players do not hav sex the day b4 their match becoz it drains energy... You jus had sex, hadn't you?
6. there may be more but i'm too lazy to type.
What do you think of this? comment on the tagbox!
I sound like shane dawson, yes i do.
Oh yea, check out Robin Williams stand up - Weapons of self destruction.
