Season Greetings! Wishing all of you a happy and prosperous 2007!!
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Season Greetings! Wishing all of you a happy and prosperous 2007!!
Monday, December 18, 2006
Annual Dinner
Had annual dinner at the New Zealand Yacht Squadron at Herne Bay last Saturday night. Food was good. Unfortunately I didn't bring my camera and this is the only picture taken by my colleague. =) That's the latest update from me. Just to let you guys know that I'm still aLive!! hehe...Saturday, November 18, 2006
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Rose Garden Festival @ Parnell
Went to the Rose Garden Festival at Parnell yesterday.. This is the first time I've been to the rose garden although I live nearby.. Hehehe..
White Roses
Mixture of white and pinkish roses
More white roses.. As you may have noticed the background, they sell paintings at the festival too. Most of the paintings are nature related ie: flowers, sea, mountains etc.
Purplish-pink roses
Red Roses..At this point, I really feel like plucking some of it home for decoration purposes.
But there are too many people over there. ='(
This is a really old car featured in the festival. It's NZ made in 1939 - Morris S Series E car
Dede playing Ocarina up the hill overlooking the ocean..
Close up pic of how Dede's newly acquired toy looks like.It's a piece of mouthwood and you can wear it around your neck and functions like a woodwind instrument. Cool eh?
Me enjoying the breeze from the ocean while Dede gives out sound pollution(due to poor Ocarina playing skills)
Walking down hill from the festival
People bring their pets to the festival too. Many dogs were there to join the crowd.
They sell many arty crafts at the festival too..
Colorful animal jars..
Indian crafts
Chinese crafts
More antique cars...
Drag queens were there to spice up the event!There were free buses which brought us from the main stop to the festival so we did not need to walk that far. Sooooo nice =)
Friday, October 13, 2006
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Funny post
Though I wanna copy and paste this mail I got as I find it really hillarious!!! =D
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get
a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like .. Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ........ The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .... .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ......... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like P arking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get
a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like .. Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ........ The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .... .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ......... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like P arking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Spring's here!
It was a bright and sunny day =) Dede and I went to Mission Bay....
Had some fun...
Ate some ice creams..
Enjoying the breeze..
Climbed up the hill...
Snap some pictures with the new camera...
Bateri habis. No more pic :'(
___________________________________________________________________
Took a bus back to Downtown..
Had a drink at Viaduct Harbour..
Admiring the scenery..
Went to Japanese Downtown to have dinner..
Balik rumah dan tidur.. haha
-The End-
Enjoying the breeze..
Climbed up the hill...
Snap some pictures with the new camera...
Bateri habis. No more pic :'(
___________________________________________________________________
Took a bus back to Downtown..
Had a drink at Viaduct Harbour..
Admiring the scenery..
Went to Japanese Downtown to have dinner..
Balik rumah dan tidur.. haha
-The End-
Sunday, September 24, 2006
I'll be back!
Yayyy!! After much negotiation with boss bla bla bla.. my hols were approved!! Hurray! I'll be flying back on the 10th Feb till about 21st Feb (for the CNY hols to collect some angpow - which means more pocket money!) :D Need to catch up with friends too... More shopping... Eating the food I'm deprived of.. eg: roti paper, chee cheong fun.. haha.. Happyyyyyyyyyyyy! After that, I'll be heading off to Jakarta for more shopping, more angpows (dream on -.-), do some sight seeing, and meeting my bf's friends, family, which of cuz include his 'yee mah ku cheh's' who has been bugging him to bring me home :D
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Day in Day out
went for a courier ride again today... It was almost a rural place except that there are lots of industrial area. The courier guy actually asked whether I'm at least 18 yrs of age.. I was like: You guess how old I am? He answered: 17. Dunno whether to be happy or sad...
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Shopping Spree!
Went for shopping after dim sum at Dynasty today. At first, I needed to shop pressie for Cynthia and Dede needed to shop pressie for both of his brothers. Off we went to the Made in Japan shop. Dede wanted to buy the Kimono for his Japan freak brother, Derry but it was 120 bucks! Oucchhh! So, we decided to put it on hold and went on to search for Cynthia's pressie. After walking for hours, I finally got Cynthia a gift set from body shop. Hehe. I bought myself a pink lip gloss too. I saw an eye mask - it was cool and it was blue in color.. so nice.. wanted to buy Cynthia that but Dede thinks that it's a 'weird' present. Mmppphh.. I wonder why he thinks that its weird.
After that, we went to the alteration shop to alter my pants as it was too long.. Oh yea, before we landed at body shop, we went to this Asian shop and I bought earring holder and a 'cool cat' badge. haha. Apparently, cool cat is very hip and happening in Hong Kong. I find the cool cat collection is quite cool. Wanted to buy the shirt but it was 50 bucks :'(
Dede spotted necklaces in one of the other Asian shops. There was two necklaces he fancied. He asked me to choose one. I then like them too. It was on SALE but there was no price tag on it. I went to ask the lady how much it cost. She said $10 each. Then, I tried to bargain - said that if I both, got discount? She said if I buy both it's $15 :D yayyy!!! Now Dede and I have matching necklaces.
Later, we went to High St. Went to one of the shop we went last week. I wanted to buy the 'Nightmare before christmas' wallet and Dede wanted to buy the soldier looking shirt last week but too expensive. Guess what? It was 50% SALE!! We went to buy them instantly! Wooohoooo!
When we came out from that shop, we passed by the swimwear shop called Bluedude. I saw the red striped bikini only for 24.95. Went in there, tried it on. It was really worth it for that price. It was sold at 104.95 before then they slashed it half price. But there was defect, so they finally put it for 24.95.
On the right of the shop was Area 51. We went in. There was SALE too. Dede bought a white shirt for one of his bro and another Green soldier like shirt for himself. Oh no... two weeks ago he just bought another green jacket. Soldier wannabe huh?
That's all for today coz Dede didn't feel really well. But, we are going newmarket to shop for Derry's sweatshirt tomorrow.
After that, we went to the alteration shop to alter my pants as it was too long.. Oh yea, before we landed at body shop, we went to this Asian shop and I bought earring holder and a 'cool cat' badge. haha. Apparently, cool cat is very hip and happening in Hong Kong. I find the cool cat collection is quite cool. Wanted to buy the shirt but it was 50 bucks :'(
Dede spotted necklaces in one of the other Asian shops. There was two necklaces he fancied. He asked me to choose one. I then like them too. It was on SALE but there was no price tag on it. I went to ask the lady how much it cost. She said $10 each. Then, I tried to bargain - said that if I both, got discount? She said if I buy both it's $15 :D yayyy!!! Now Dede and I have matching necklaces.
Later, we went to High St. Went to one of the shop we went last week. I wanted to buy the 'Nightmare before christmas' wallet and Dede wanted to buy the soldier looking shirt last week but too expensive. Guess what? It was 50% SALE!! We went to buy them instantly! Wooohoooo!
When we came out from that shop, we passed by the swimwear shop called Bluedude. I saw the red striped bikini only for 24.95. Went in there, tried it on. It was really worth it for that price. It was sold at 104.95 before then they slashed it half price. But there was defect, so they finally put it for 24.95.
On the right of the shop was Area 51. We went in. There was SALE too. Dede bought a white shirt for one of his bro and another Green soldier like shirt for himself. Oh no... two weeks ago he just bought another green jacket. Soldier wannabe huh?
That's all for today coz Dede didn't feel really well. But, we are going newmarket to shop for Derry's sweatshirt tomorrow.
Saturday, July 29, 2006
My Wishlist
The things I'm going to do when I go back to M'sia:
1) Facial - so vain.. i know.. But, my skin peeling off coz of the super dry weather here. Buy extra barrier repair and skin smoothing cream?
2) Dentist
3) Buy new wallet - can't seem to find any decent/ok looking wallet here!! arrgghhh!! so frustrating. Can't put any coins in my wallet coz that compartment is 'out of order.'
4) Go Pyramid shop shop shop!
5) Go play bowling!
6) Go perm and re-dye my hair. Yes ppl, I dyed my hair a week ago. I'm red headed now.. wakakkakkaa.
7) Buy thick strap watch - white ones
8) Go Klang eat seafood with family
9) Bug Justin to bring me go Klang eat Bak Kut Teh. Wakakkaka.. U're the best, Justin!
10) Meet up with friends
11) If Dede coming with me, I need to plan and bring him ard KL - maybe then, I'll bring him go Sunway Lagoon theme park and freak him out with roller coasters. haha
12) Bring Dede go check out Sunway Lagoon Club. Anyone know other nice place to bring Dede? I know Bandar Sunway only.. haha.. that's the only place I know how to drive to. Besides that, Damansara and no whre else.
13) If got extra time, I might follow Dede go Jakarta and shop shop shop! Haha. The plan is to be good friends with his mom. *evil plans*
14) If got extra MONEY, go Bali! If not, :'(
15) If got extra MONEY MONEY, I wanna go Sydney before end of this yr! Give one of my fren a surprise visit while the other fren promised to accomodate me when I get there. Go shop there too! - If got moneylah - day dreaming now.
16) I need a new cellphone. Not that mine is spoilt but I want a color phone and can take pic one. I want nokia 7370 - the swivel La' Amour collection!!!!!!! But, too expensive :( *sigh* Don't really mind Sony Erickson ones too.. They're kinda cool but also expensive. *double sigh* I'm getting bored of mine.. Have been using it for 5 yrs now-since I first started college. Very reliable, nonetheless.
17) Wanna visit South Island - If my bro comes here, will go with him.
18) Wanna go up North to Coromandel Peninsular and Bay of Islands - Will definitely go there during summer - wanna see beaches. One of my colleague introduced Omaha - hav to check that out too!!! isshhh.. wanted to go hols since early this yr but a lot of things came out which finishes the money in a blink of an eye.
Well, that is the short term plans I have for now. Hopefully I can achieve at least half of them.
p/s-Sorry Dede, I know I've promised to save some money but I can't help it lah.. Too many things to do with too little money!! :'(
1) Facial - so vain.. i know.. But, my skin peeling off coz of the super dry weather here. Buy extra barrier repair and skin smoothing cream?
2) Dentist
3) Buy new wallet - can't seem to find any decent/ok looking wallet here!! arrgghhh!! so frustrating. Can't put any coins in my wallet coz that compartment is 'out of order.'
4) Go Pyramid shop shop shop!
5) Go play bowling!
6) Go perm and re-dye my hair. Yes ppl, I dyed my hair a week ago. I'm red headed now.. wakakkakkaa.
7) Buy thick strap watch - white ones
8) Go Klang eat seafood with family
9) Bug Justin to bring me go Klang eat Bak Kut Teh. Wakakkaka.. U're the best, Justin!
10) Meet up with friends
11) If Dede coming with me, I need to plan and bring him ard KL - maybe then, I'll bring him go Sunway Lagoon theme park and freak him out with roller coasters. haha
12) Bring Dede go check out Sunway Lagoon Club. Anyone know other nice place to bring Dede? I know Bandar Sunway only.. haha.. that's the only place I know how to drive to. Besides that, Damansara and no whre else.
13) If got extra time, I might follow Dede go Jakarta and shop shop shop! Haha. The plan is to be good friends with his mom. *evil plans*
14) If got extra MONEY, go Bali! If not, :'(
15) If got extra MONEY MONEY, I wanna go Sydney before end of this yr! Give one of my fren a surprise visit while the other fren promised to accomodate me when I get there. Go shop there too! - If got moneylah - day dreaming now.
16) I need a new cellphone. Not that mine is spoilt but I want a color phone and can take pic one. I want nokia 7370 - the swivel La' Amour collection!!!!!!! But, too expensive :( *sigh* Don't really mind Sony Erickson ones too.. They're kinda cool but also expensive. *double sigh* I'm getting bored of mine.. Have been using it for 5 yrs now-since I first started college. Very reliable, nonetheless.
17) Wanna visit South Island - If my bro comes here, will go with him.
18) Wanna go up North to Coromandel Peninsular and Bay of Islands - Will definitely go there during summer - wanna see beaches. One of my colleague introduced Omaha - hav to check that out too!!! isshhh.. wanted to go hols since early this yr but a lot of things came out which finishes the money in a blink of an eye.
Well, that is the short term plans I have for now. Hopefully I can achieve at least half of them.
p/s-Sorry Dede, I know I've promised to save some money but I can't help it lah.. Too many things to do with too little money!! :'(
Saturday, July 01, 2006
Being 18 again?
I have a part time job in the mall.. So basically, I'm working for this hotel chain doing promotion in the mall. They have the grand prize being a car. So we ask ppl to participate for the event. My colleague, an 18 year old middle eastern girl is really beautiful. She's mix Iraq and Turkish and a lil bit of Greece blood. Guess what? She's married 5 months ago! I was like.. waaahhhh.. haha.. Her husband is working for the promotion event too. He's 24.
Then, she talked so much with me.. She actually thought I was 18! wakakaka.. it's not the first time. Lotsa kiwis especially think I'm 18-19 age range. Oh no... My bf said it was because the way I behave is sooooo childish. Not my looks. What you guys reckon? Basically, there was this 17 yr old guy working too and we were chasing each other round the promo car (coz he scared me from behind and used pen to poke me etc). Sooooo childish.. mencemarkan nama hotel yang kita promosi only. Well, he started first. Haha. So it reflects eh. Maybe that's why I can blend so well with the 17-18 yr olds. There are other colleagues age ranges from 28-36 but I don't really talk really much to them. Well, even the team leader thinks I'm still a teen. Oh no.
Then, she talked so much with me.. She actually thought I was 18! wakakaka.. it's not the first time. Lotsa kiwis especially think I'm 18-19 age range. Oh no... My bf said it was because the way I behave is sooooo childish. Not my looks. What you guys reckon? Basically, there was this 17 yr old guy working too and we were chasing each other round the promo car (coz he scared me from behind and used pen to poke me etc). Sooooo childish.. mencemarkan nama hotel yang kita promosi only. Well, he started first. Haha. So it reflects eh. Maybe that's why I can blend so well with the 17-18 yr olds. There are other colleagues age ranges from 28-36 but I don't really talk really much to them. Well, even the team leader thinks I'm still a teen. Oh no.
Friday, June 23, 2006
Bored..
I'm really bored these days.. Feel like commiting suicidelah. No wonder New Zealand has like the 2nd highest suicide rate in the OECD country. There's nothing else here except for sheeps.. Aaarrgghhhh! So frustrated. Or maybe.. I'm just too free.
Sunday, June 18, 2006
My Latest Obsession
Haha.. Check out my latest obsession.. hehe.. He's the Brazilian footballer who scored the only goal for them against .. dunno wat.. I was only concentrating on him - KAKA the whole time and forgot abt everyone else during the World Cup. So much better looking that the ever cute Ronaldo.. hehehehe.. But too bad, later Dede told me that he's married. I saw the pic of his wife, and she's really pretty! Kaka is only 2 yrs older than me. Too badlah. Maybe I should settle for the second best? His younger bro who is one yr younger than me? Mmmph.. but kenot lah, he is not as good looking as Kaka. *Sob Sob*
Bear scared of Cat?
Saw a news at CNN today... The headline says:
"Jack the cat chases black bear up tree"
I was quite shocked when there were photographs actually showing the sequence of the cat being a hero and a good guard of the house. The bear was scared of the cat. The cat was only 10 pounds while the 300 pounds bear was chased up the tree. Being too heavy, he fell off the tree but survived. Hehe. This news had lots of response, even more than the response from the headline of a leader from a terrorist died. -CNN News reports-Farewell Party
Just a quick update. Went to Mission Bay to have coffee today with Tracy and Maria as Miss Tracy is going back to China tomorrow. She has planned like the exact place to shop when she's back home. Haha. How I wish I can follow her go shopping too!! :D For ppl back home, Mission Bay is like a place overlooking the ocean. So, we went to Love a Duck to have lunch then coffee then we went to the city for shopping as an Asian outlet is closing down soon. Did some shopping..
Maria got a Dior handbag and a small Dior pouch for only $15! haha.. she's so happy. Then she got a pair of white shoes for 10 bucks, and a pair of earrings for 5 bucks. Mah liddet lor.. then everyone went back edi as Tracy's boyfriend threatened to finish off the 100 bucks she gave him for gaming.. coz he waited for 3 hrs. When we asked him to join, he was shy and wanted to play game. Dede on the other hand like to join girl's day out. haha. But too bad, he's not invited.. wakakkaka *so evilah me* Girls day out is for girls only mah. No worries, Dede. You get to play computer games oso wert.
O yeah, I went out with Rachel, Sari and Cynthia for Stomp last Friday. It was really nice.. just like the one Penny showed us in college. The difference? We can see them play live (using rubbish, plastic bags, pipes, rubbish bins etc) on stage. Its really cool and funny too!!
Maria got a Dior handbag and a small Dior pouch for only $15! haha.. she's so happy. Then she got a pair of white shoes for 10 bucks, and a pair of earrings for 5 bucks. Mah liddet lor.. then everyone went back edi as Tracy's boyfriend threatened to finish off the 100 bucks she gave him for gaming.. coz he waited for 3 hrs. When we asked him to join, he was shy and wanted to play game. Dede on the other hand like to join girl's day out. haha. But too bad, he's not invited.. wakakkaka *so evilah me* Girls day out is for girls only mah. No worries, Dede. You get to play computer games oso wert.
O yeah, I went out with Rachel, Sari and Cynthia for Stomp last Friday. It was really nice.. just like the one Penny showed us in college. The difference? We can see them play live (using rubbish, plastic bags, pipes, rubbish bins etc) on stage. Its really cool and funny too!!
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Before and After Effects...
-Before marriage..
I die for you..
-After marriage.
You die, up to you.
-Lagi lama married..
You die I help you!
-Before marriage..
You go anywhere..I follow you.
-After marriage...
You go anywhere..up to you.
-Lagi lama married...
You go anywhere... better get lost!!
-Before wedding -
"you are my heart, you are my love"
-After wedding -
"you get on my nerves."
-Before wedding -
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
-After wedding -
"you are worse than godzila."
-Before wedding -
Roses are red, violets are blue
Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
-After wedding -
Roses are dead, I am blue
You get on my head, I will sue you
-Before wedding -
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
-After wedding -
You want to go, he says you wait-la
-Before wedding -
She looks like Anita Sarawak
-After wedding -
Don't know whether katak or biawak
-Before wedding -
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
-After wedding -
Furthest you go is Gasing Hill
-Before wedding -
He opens the car door
-After wedding -
He opens his mouth and snores
-Before wedding -
She / he was your ideal
-After wedding -
She / he becomes your ordeal
So beware of the consequences
I die for you..
-After marriage.
You die, up to you.
-Lagi lama married..
You die I help you!
-Before marriage..
You go anywhere..I follow you.
-After marriage...
You go anywhere..up to you.
-Lagi lama married...
You go anywhere... better get lost!!
-Before wedding -
"you are my heart, you are my love"
-After wedding -
"you get on my nerves."
-Before wedding -
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
-After wedding -
"you are worse than godzila."
-Before wedding -
Roses are red, violets are blue
Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
-After wedding -
Roses are dead, I am blue
You get on my head, I will sue you
-Before wedding -
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
-After wedding -
You want to go, he says you wait-la
-Before wedding -
She looks like Anita Sarawak
-After wedding -
Don't know whether katak or biawak
-Before wedding -
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
-After wedding -
Furthest you go is Gasing Hill
-Before wedding -
He opens the car door
-After wedding -
He opens his mouth and snores
-Before wedding -
She / he was your ideal
-After wedding -
She / he becomes your ordeal
So beware of the consequences
What is Marriage?
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence a life sentence.
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor, and the woman gets?her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring
and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak, and the NEIGHBORS listen.
6. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying.
7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
9. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
10. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
11. Confucius says: a woman who sinks into a man's arm soon, will soon have her arms in the man's sink.
12. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
13. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
14. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin.
They can't face each other, but they still stay together.
15. Marriage is when man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
16. "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was Always."
17. It's not true that married men live longer than single men,
It only seems longer.
18. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
19. A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."
20. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.
21. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: "AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?" The other replied, "YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN."
22. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
23. No matter how often a married man changes his job, he still endsup with the same boss.
24. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received two hundred forty eight?letters,?and they all said YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
25. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is...
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor, and the woman gets?her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring
and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak, and the NEIGHBORS listen.
6. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying.
7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
9. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
10. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
11. Confucius says: a woman who sinks into a man's arm soon, will soon have her arms in the man's sink.
12. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
13. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
14. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin.
They can't face each other, but they still stay together.
15. Marriage is when man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
16. "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was Always."
17. It's not true that married men live longer than single men,
It only seems longer.
18. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
19. A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."
20. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.
21. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: "AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?" The other replied, "YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN."
22. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
23. No matter how often a married man changes his job, he still endsup with the same boss.
24. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received two hundred forty eight?letters,?and they all said YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
25. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is...
Friday, May 26, 2006
Bon Voyage!
One of my good buddies here is going back to China on the 19th of June for good :( *sob sob* She could not find any work she fancies after hunting for it since early February this year. Maybe it's better for her to go back to China coz her mom knows people from the telecommunications company back home. She loves working in the telecommunications industry btw. After you go back, left Maria and I onlylah.. *miao cries even louder*
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Welcome!
yayy!! new blog!!
p/s - Justin, I just love this blogskin so much!! allow me to copy ur blogskin until I figure how to make a nicer one yea! hehehehehe...
p/s - Justin, I just love this blogskin so much!! allow me to copy ur blogskin until I figure how to make a nicer one yea! hehehehehe...
