Some people post funny things their kids say, so on my mission to get Matt to post on our blog here are some Matt-isms.
After our Ensign came in the mail:
Matt: This Ensign has an article for me in it. (He then shows me the cover of the Ensign.)
Erin: (skimming through the intro kickers) Learning by the Spirit, p. 24... Be a Missionary All Your Life, p.44 ....Staying Active When Your Spouse Is Not, p. 58...
Guess which article he meant. Thanks, Matt.
Sunday at 6:00 p.m.
(This might only be funny to me; maybe you had to be there to get the full effect. But you can imagine, right?)
Matt was about to leave to go do some Church stuff and he'd only had two hours of down time all day. I was feeling sympathetic for him because he works so hard all week, and on his one day off he only has a couple hours that he's not busy. So I was going to totally let him pour out all his worries and concerns to me. (Right, like guys do that.)
Erin (totally serious and ready to give Matt moral support): Matt, do you ever get tired...with school...and Church stuff...and everything else you have to do?
Matt: (in his serious voice) Yes.
Erin: (expecting Matt to pour out his soul to me) Really?
Matt (pretend-serious voice): Yes, Sometimes--I don't know why--but when it gets late every night I just get so tired and want to go to sleep.
I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing about that.
Later that night:
Matt (pretend-serious voice): Erin, remember when I was talking about how sometimes I get tired?
Erin: Yes.
Matt (very distressed voice): Well this is one of those times; I'm tired.
That sent me into a giggle-fit that lasted way too long. On Monday I'd think about it and start hyaena-laughing at my desk.









