how many students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Monday, 31 March 2008, 10:05 pm
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to
manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright
finally smth interesting on my blog you say. anw can someone explain to me the PJ's joke? cos i really don't understand. Understand everything else except PJ hais. are we that horrible that simple joke also become so chim? hmmm
anw took this "joke" from someones blog. It's a freaking old joke btw. hmmm
well more updates soon. back to studying le!
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3rd time
Saturday, 29 March 2008, 12:59 am
today was the third time i'm donating my blood!
i feel that i'm doing my part for the society!
it's really fun to donate blood. cos i know i'm saving lives
today was a rather fun day.
lessons were alright except for GP where well the toad teacher is so boring
got back my first test from a JC which is my GP and i got 13.5/20 which is a 65 % which is only a B!
i shall see myself strive for more As!!! ahha
in the evening was crystals concert. the over concert was alright but rather horrid. not to say that dunearnite was god last year.Last year's dunearnite was worse than this like 10 times and if this is horrid, words won't be able to describe dunearnite.
anw really excited for band concert. hope everything will be great! ahha lol
wel more about me soon...
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this is our GOD!
Wednesday, 26 March 2008, 10:17 pm

This is our GOD, is hillsong's new album! man i'm very excited about it! it's like something fresh and from blogs i read, it promises to be another hit! But i'm not after hits but His Presence.
anw today's ok. nt much eventful things happened so rather normal! lol
CHEM is killing me. when mr Lee explain i understand but i don't know how to do the other stuff le. man. it's so difficult lah! and now i don't even know how to form the equation of when sodium hydroxide reactiing with ethanedioic acid! man. and then there's the KMnO4 thing. haven't try yet.
ECONS is way better. at least the questions have answers available in the notes and i understand! man! I LOVE ECONS!
ahha well actually just reminded tht being a human being is really difficult and we can't excatly please everyone. so well. there's alot happening now in class. hopes it gets settled soon.
anw was late for school tday. and because there was traffic jam! wth! really SMRT's service is getting from bad to worse. poor allocation of resources!
oh well so to the main post.
this is OUR GOD
it may seem religious but no matter what He's everyones God whether they believe it or not. anw well He's here, omnipresent!
man and it took me like forever to realise that. hmmm
this is our God and King. wow.
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king of all
Tuesday, 25 March 2008, 11:17 pm
well my first official song with lyrics song and everything
King Of All
Verse
You are my God forever
King of all the earth
Whom have I in heaven
There is none i worship o Lord
Only You forevermore
Chorus
I love you always
My Abba Father
Forevermore
Worship You Lord
V2
Lord of all the earth
My provider forever
There is none on the earth
Whose love was Your only son
To save and heal my Soul
Bridge
Every night and day I wait at Your throne
At Your feet in worship
Longing for a touch from heaven
Come Holy Spirit fall now
well the inspiration started musically from spirit fall's intro. which turned into the chorus of this song.
short and repetitive
verses came today on the piano while i was frustrating over some stuff.
had a very dark tone to it but later improved on the chords to make it brighter.
words were filled in after the music was done.
the bridge was rather impromptu and sorts of breaks away from the whole song. will ask pple to help on the lyrics and melody. cos it sounds really amateur-ish and SINGAPOREAN! which i don't want and some parts of the melodies are still rather jerky. needs much refinement.
will update more on this process
hope this song will go places and resonate in peoples hearts
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celebrating one hundred
4:43 pm
one hundred posts later and well i still struggle with the same problem. man but this isn't meant to be a depressing post but a hyped up one!
thinking about all the people who've helped me and seen me through.
school today was alright. just ok but as i was on my way home i slept on 302 and missed my stop. then had to walk home with umbrella in hand as it was raining heavens! and from knee down , i was soaked!
well it's gonna be a short post but hope to blog more abt other things! keke see you soon!
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solution
Saturday, 22 March 2008, 11:09 am
It is not a human right
To stare not fight
While broken nations dream
Open up our eyes, so blind
That we might find
The Mercy for the need
Singin Hey Now
Fill our hearts with your compassion
Hey Now
As we hold to our confession
Yeah
It is not too far a cry
To much to try
To help the least of these
Politics will not decide
If we should rise
And be your hands and feet
Singing Hey Now
Fill our hearts with your compassion
Hey Now
As we hold to our confession
Woah-oh-oh,
God be the solution
Woah-oh-oh
We will be Your hands and be Your feet.
Yeah, yeah
Higher than a circumstance
Your promise stands
Your love for all to see
Higher than protest line and dollar signs
Your love is all we need
Only you can mend the broken heart
And cause the blind to see
Erase complete the sinners past
And set the captives free
Only you can take the widows cry
And cause her heart to sing
Be a father to the fatherless
Our savior and our king
We will be your hands, we will be your feet
We will run this race
On the darkest place, we will be your light
We will be your light
We will be your hands , we will be your feet
We will run this race for the least of these
In the darkest place, we will be your light
We will be your light (we’ll say/sing?)
We will run we will run
We will (run with the solution?) (2x)
We will be your hands we will be your feet
We will run this race for the least of these
In the darkest place we will be your light
We will be your light
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titration
Tuesday, 18 March 2008, 10:51 pm
just like the process of titration where and acid and a base come together so did i and you come together to become neutral. there's understanding, there's feeling, there's love.
but we were not meant to be. it turned pink. where was that firey red passion we had? the passion's gone. it's gone forever. just like that.
hmmm that's all i can think of how titration can relate to love .etc. well it's lame.
i'm losing the passion, i'm getting confused. it's all a mess
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chemistry!
Monday, 17 March 2008, 8:37 pm
you titrate and titrate till your hands break! tday finally manage to do my titration properly! and manage to get 2 proper readings! and anw my chem teacher isn't that bad after all. just that his lame jokes are real lousy. i like my pw, maths and ct! ct as in kevin ang only lah. then maths, she's really good! and pw! the teacher who looks like malay speaks like one but speaks chinese and singlish! hmmm that's weird. GP's gonna kill me i guess. today was my first school ends at 5pm day! and well it went alright other than gp which i almost fell asleep. also cameron yaw was so different compared to his DP style. he's really lame!
anw still on the topic os studies, i need help in gp, CHEM, econs, CHINESE!!! man i need load of help! especially chem. still wondering why i took chem. chem has this messy calculations which i can't even understand and then soon prac i need to use them too! or that's what LBK said. anw, i really really need help! oh another thing, taking h1 maths is sort of cool. so that i can focus on my h2 subjects, and be rest assured that my h1 should have at least a good standing! yeah! ahha.
anw service ytd was really good. as in both sat and sun! about anoiting and how it flows and that everyone can receive it. and how anoiting enables us, to lean on Him! to realise that He's the one for my strength. ANW, i WANT TO BUY THE DVD OF PST PHIL's WEEKEND SERMONS! anyone willing to sponsor? it's a real good investment opportunity to sow into my life! ahha!
anw, i realised i haven't said anything about the multiplication yet, thus i shall briefly talk about it. I was greatly devastated when i realised i'm not with the pple i'm comfortable with! well not all but a large portion. i've been in e141 for like years! and now i'm going to w466! in the past, the title of the youngest member belonged to me! now i realised i'm the 4th oldest i w466. it's time to move away from the feed me mentality to the i'm gonna help feed pple mentality where i should stop being a passive member and to be a more active member! i'll dearly miss pple! like my papa! you've been of great encouragement to me. really.
and many others. i still haven't write finish yet till now. hmmm maybe i'm not really ready to say goodbye. but well there'll be a day when it comes, that i'll say stop brooding over it.
i'm now moving on to fulfill a greater purpose in my life. i thank all who've stood by me. will love e141 always!
easter is coming up! let's rise up!
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false knowledge
Monday, 10 March 2008, 10:46 pm
hmm. I've always thought of myself as an adequate writer , an ok singer an well rather fluent with my words. but i seem to think to highly of myself i guess.
truth is, my singing is good for karaoke while my writing skills marginally exceeds that of a primary 6 student and my speech well way too singlish, talk about queens english! lol
but well an average person like me who imagine greatness really, is just living in his own fantasy. I imagine myself standing in front of a 20000 crowd leading worship. and i always do but well i can't even pray properly with Barry ard. I stammer trying to even talk to david zheng on the phone! actually everyone other than ling cos i talk to her more often than most pple. but even with her i feel helpless with words.
i imagine myself as a hardworking person too. i think i work hard but in actual fact i'm really lazy always waiting to the last minute to do things.
well i don't mean this post to condemn myself but to better myself and stop lying to myself that i'm perceived who and what i am.
well so now the truth it out. no more hiding!
part 2
after all the reflections from the previous post, i realise the more i need God. Nothing can help me more than Him. After all He's almighty and all of us need Him. Not at some point in our life but constantly. I personally need to start being in communication. and i need my childlike faith! being constantly in awe of Him.
His stubborn love sent Him to the cross to die for everyones sin. and as i recalled, someone once said. even if the whole world only had me just me a sinner, He would have went to that cross just for me. ONE ME. and it really impacted me and well typical me, would chuck it away and forget about it. but i believe it's time to remember about it. He would die just for me. and if He already did that then why am i living a life of defeat and in bondage when the battle has been won? now i fight against my flesh but He's on my side! the enemy has been defeated!
and i believe this comes timely as easter approaches. How one's love could go so far to die for my sin.
I am forever grateful.
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wreck
12:44 pm
My gosh!
my life's a wreck
a new "obsession" aka WILLIAM! SO CUTE!
new class but hate sub combi
new cg but help less
God's everywhere but i choose to run
i need You to help me overcome my problem
i have problems
i have secret sins!
i live a life of many hidden sins
I'm not an accountable person
I'm a lazy person
hillsong recorded their live album again and I'm not there and Darlene is no more the worship pastor
chc is growing ever more
jurong brings back many memories
i just wanna hear Annabel's voice ( keke!)
i want her to be my vocal coach
i have many dreams
i have to stop pm
I've decided to make a commitment
I've decided to fight for a cause
sin must stop now
God must live in me NOW
But I've got to lay down my life NOW!
and i will
I'll see righteousness and justice and faith and peace and hope and joy and love
cos God lives in me
i need to read His word
i need to communicate with Him
i need to live in Him
i will live out the 3 needs above
i know He's almighty
here i stand committed to live out what ever i say
hold myself accountable
bearing the burden for the lost
the burden of my leaders
the burden of my friends
to promise to love and not be critical
to be discipled in the great commandments to obey the great commission to fulfil the cultural mandate
to LOVE GOD WHOLEHEARTEDLY, to LOVE PEOPLE FERVENTLY, to LIVE LIFE ACCORDING TO WHAT HE'S DESTINED ME TO DO
stand with me and hold me accountable
help me to be a better person
please help. thank you
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breaking the silence
Monday, 3 March 2008, 9:58 pm
i have many many things to say! but i think no one visits my blog anymore. anw to start off, i've gotten my macbook! white in colour! so nice seh! ahha secondly is that i got into PJC!! ahha the orientation was alright. just so so.
also a few days ago, my cell group multiplied! into e141 and w466, and i'm in w466! i'm sad. that's a fact i can't deny, and i think it'll take some time to get over it but well distance will test the strength of true friends i guess. I'll miss many pple and i wanna thank them each of having an input into my life. I wanna thank them for taking part in the things i go through. through the smiles and tears they've seen me through and i wanna thank them. they've seen my everything and well i've seen myself grown in they're hands. where i am now in life has been moulded by the friendships i've made. this multiplication won't mean an end to our friendships yea? it'll be a new beginning to a greater and stronger friendship with each one individually. and for w466 let's strive to work hard and grow the cell group with love! let's not forget our true calling in this race we run and let's press on to fulfil our greatest call yea?
i love you guys e141 !
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