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ARMYzzzz is for twats

what do you do when u got too much money and too little people?
anwser: send them to army lor..

Goverment: if you think the problems we create are bad... just wait till u see our solutions!

our lovely goverment think we have alot of free time esp when the guys finish school and reach 18yrs old... other then letting them work or countiune to study, they choose for us lor... so good rite? they think that we should go bathe with other guys and run around wearing green colour unifrom under the hot sun and eat food even dying monkeys wont eat and hopefully this will allow us to suvrive a unlcear attack from a country they had pissed off


i mean who in the right mind who will not be ENTHU to be in army? (you psycho know who u are) giving up ur Calvin Kleins for a grey "army" tee (prob made in china *gasp!!!*, giving up ur maid for a lowly paid officer who is 24hr-having-blood-flowly-freely out of his virgina (a.k.a PMS), not to mention to give up all the Jack's place, NYNY, canele, ding tai fung for ARMY food like rice with choclate sauce with mashed raw fish eyes and a healty serving of potatoe skins with a dash of mud. giving up all your time for a mouthly "pay" of $500+ i mean the goverment is KAN GENEROUS leh!!!! $500 can more then my father CPF account lor wahh so good. knn $500 cannot even buy a Gucci bag lor


and hor lagi better! fail nafa can go in for extra two months!!! i mean how good is tat? the goverment dowan us to die of dabities/obesity etc LEH!!! but hor i think they forget high-blood pressure, dehydration, exhaustion, depression, AIDS, brian tumor, bone fracture, mussle tear, lack of sleep+maid, food posioning, "ALAMAK-I-DONNO-Gun-LOADED" type accidents and death-penalty-given-by-the judge-casue-u-murder-ur-officer. tsk tsk



-river- thinks tat army is for wankers

FOOD.D !! marmalade pantry.

forget when is the exact date i have been there! lol have been like wanting to go there since 8days and some other media say tat it serve's HOLY cupcakes, and fueled by sah (she was like say how nice the cup cakes was) i decied to go ... ohh nw i rmb alr LOL when i pass my tp tat nite i go de LOL with jj ... others all buay on one lor... anyway not like they would be able to go (expensive hor), so for this special occasion we go marmalade pantry at palaris reneenise (?) opp forum.

first impresson not bad, nice atmosphere but the waiter is rude! *HISSS* then ask her check for promotion she like anyhow bomb one lor zzz but the place is not liek singapore leh... very "KL" de feeling donno why lol


to start off our freast we frist ordered a carb ceasar!!! ($22) i am really impress by this dish! at first i tot is like those fake crab sticks u get in jap resturant but !!! this one is use really crab lor the mayo and the crab mix together very evenly then tossed with the veggies wahhhh super shiok, one of the best appister i ever had.

this is wat jj ordered LOL a so-so burger only if you wan cheese need to add anotehr $2 zzz give free ma the buger alr like super exp alr lor... i think $20

then this is wat i ordered LOL i wanted to try somtin new.. at first i saw the despiction about teh dish i not really keen on trying but HECK la jsut FK IT and i ordered... which i nv regret!!! the egg is smooth yet wet but firm and the mushroom is very extoic ha ha however the "german hotdogs" are abit too hard for my liking but still taste fine.

NOW !!! the show stopper for the dinner desserts! sadly most cupcakes are out of stock when we got there.... so jj chose this which is a willam cupcake... is a choclate btm with pear+villna forsting... for me was ok nice... but the forsting is a wee bit sweet for me

now this is the baby!!! this one is called "CLOUD9 " i tell u all ah super nice one leh! eat alr liek on cloud 9 lor super OR-GAS-MIC wahh see like those cheap small girl girl one rie? but the top althou look "kiddy" but the cocont btm pack a HUGE punch! a must try !

btw they serve thing up like restruant one... u eat finish appister then they will serve main... i and jj were like wating for the main for liek so long till then we realise LOL

review:
service:PMS waiter (who take our order) but another waiter (the one who refills and serve) is better 7/10
food: mian course are quite exclusive, dun expect cheap ingreadiants, desserts are heavenly!!even on weekdays the "nutella","elvis" and "choc" cupcake will be sold out b4 dinner time. 8/10
ambince: very morden setting, don feel liek singapore, free candle light =.= free magazincs 4/5
value: cupcakes cost $4++ and main cost about $20++ (all w/o tax) 3.5/5
overall: 7.5/10


-river- wants a nutella cupcake

Food Dairy

casual gathering with 3 flowers

go to dome @ OR ha ha bo geh got discount.. 25% lor nia ma shld order more LOL!

this one is the gorment pie, quite nice i have the chicken soup one.. is like a french pastry on top and then btm got soup.. althou the bowl look alot like somtin we put on the alter but still the pastry was nicely done, notin much to comeplian aobut lol this is my applister.

after seeing skins JJ wanted to "play" with his food lol in skins cassie use her food to make a face shape... so this is wat jj did.... on the otehr hand the burger is so-so only i have taster better burgers la ha ha no chioce LOL my stanarad of buger quite high de hor.

my mian dish tat nite. chicken warp.. also another so-so dish, with a dash of mayo and without the sauce that was served with it... pretty nice... but still so-so only


Dome store overveiw:
Service: very attantive staffs.. a little HO-Ha here and there but still overall ok 7.5/10
Food: overall so-so notin to be WOW about, nice gorment pie and pasta. 6/10
ambince(5): 3.5 nice ambince, matching internoirs free magazincs
value(5): bo-gey discount LOL 3.5/5
OVERALL: 7/10 (casue of bo geh disount) if not 6.5/10


Ding Tai Fung!!!
lol been to this restutant like many time alr... see my previus post for more details
this is the "wonton in sweet and spicy sauce" very nice
REVIEW:
Service: althought crowded,the service are still at accpectable speed. 7/10
FOOD: one of the best chinese resturant at these prices. 9/10
ambince(5): open kitchen, very chinese intier, comtempory wooden furnitures. love the one at paragon's 3.5/5
value: come on la... 10 xiao long baos at only $8+? wat else u want? 4/5
overall:8/10
must trys: xiao long bao (best in sg), chilli crab xiao long bao (real crab hor), xiao cai, egg fired rice (super frangrace)

lol ytd just when.. first earty i drove to... this is an anicent branch at AMK


fisrt time try this. the chicken is not bad ! soft yet tender, however the clayfish needs ALOT of work ha ha the veggies are good thou.

Seafood salad: not really good, the shell fishes and prawns are soggy and the tuna seems to be from "canned"
Jacks place review:
service: 8/10 good service! EVERYTIME and in different stores! last time i brun my finger the staffs auto come and gimme lotion, water are filled as soon as i drink finish,very curious staffs.
Food: nice steaks. other types can be improved. 7/10
ambince: romantic at nite (candle lights) "chilling" in the afternoon 3.5/5
value: a meal can couse up to $30+ 3/5
overall: 7/10


Siqi's BA Ku Teh!!!!
all MK ppl should know this place rite? a BA KU TEH store opened by SIQI father currently there are quite many in singapore. one at YCK, AMK (very near my house), and mian branch at marsling(boss cooks there!)been on TV b4 (chinese food show "where the Q starts" a.k.a zi zi kan pai pai kan)
(no rating for this) lol
Food: Ba ku teh is cook with the claypot, pork intesttine are nice. good for breakfast!!!
value: super HU HUA! price starts from $4.5 (i think), provided u guys pool to buy one pot.
ambince: u are in a coffee shop leh.
Service: if by siqi.... gone case LOL!!! try saying to siqi:" auntie, ba ku teh, meat must exactly 12 piece hor more nvm, then the "you tao" cut smaller piece hor, more chilli, and hor sperate chilli with the dark sauce leh. then hor 4 bowls of rice ! make sure must compress the rice so can gimme more. and hor one pork leg, but i dowan mushroom gimme more meat can? the legs lor chose lesser fat and bones one, gimme those more mussle one ok? btw i only have 5 cents change so dun mind i pay all in 5 cents rite?" LOL
overall: must try!!! been there alot of times alr hor.

-river- craving for BKT....

FOOD DAIRY !!!!

well, as many ppl know i L.O.V.E.S food!! lol and i decided to make a food dairy to make sure i eat everytin G.O.O.D ha ha. well everytin come with a price... and this hobby casues me to have ever-expanding waistlines and not to metion the amount of "CHAK-CHING" one have to give up =(

anyways this are some of the few i had reviewed (some with events):

Dorin's bdae!!!

two weeks ago DOH xiao jie de birthday! celebrate at 3 fong 2 jian (the soup resutant) wahaha. not the first time i been to this resurtant. here's some pics


begger tofu a.k.a mutt's tofu hee hee (sry! feeling bitchy) donno who order one but really have a very fine sauce and the texture is smooth, the bowl used really like a begger bowl... despite the fact that we are in suntec city with 3 waiter serving us in an air-condition room, with super nice water fountian and fake sukra plants.


fish in some sauce (chinese ppl sure eat tis b4 one) nice.. but can be better, i have this dish b4 but is the whole fish kind. this dish is like fish slices, easy to eat, reduce the fear + risk of choking to death, but not as tatsy+fresh as the whole fish with bones in it


pai GU (ribs) not really a bigfan or ribs... din really like this... edible not just not for me.


salad prawns... mmmmh... nice! really la who can FK-up this dish? prawn (peeled for us),deep fried (helo calories), with mayo (more claories) eveytin "caloreitic" is in it, no wonder so nice la!!! but i must say their mayo is not OVERDOSE, a very fine coating, and nicely fired tsk tsk pls consult RS how long u have to run for this dish hor.


And now... THE BEST DISH in the restruant... serioulsy la u cannot say u eat in "the soup resturant" unless u eaten this dish. this dish is called "samsui chicken" inspired by how the samsui women eat last time... imaigne u are of of the samsui women la.. work like Fuck, no men to *censored* when u go home, and sleep in rooms without air-con... i rather die lor... but why the samsui nv commit suide? BECASUE TEHY GET TO EAT THIS VERI TEH NICE DISH!!!! dun belive how nice this dish is? i ahven take pic ppl start eating alr lor.... this dish is like this white chop chicken then u take a VERY cold piece of lettuce andput the chiken in the lecttuce and then put the specail sauce (ginger and garlic) then warp it like a banitto.. wahla!!! eat and be orgasmic =)

Creidts to Wang ma (stolen from her blog ha has) random foto

the logo of the resutant

happi bdae dorin!

RS donno how to use chopsticks tsk tsk (i named this pic "fish in water")

Food galore!

group foto ..awwwww


resurant ratings:
service: 1 PMS aunite, but saved by two middle age girls (thanks to flirting by daryl) thus 6/10
Food: for the samsui... 7/10
ambince(5)+value(5):(3.5)+(3)
overall: 6.5/10

-river- is at ipp =.=





-river-

oooh... WOW (voice of cassie)

after 1+ year ... 3 test... pai the budda, tian gong... i FINALLY FUCKING GOT MY FUCKING LINCESE LA!!!! *parties Parties* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCCCCCHES

reasons of fail from my previous attemp:

1st: mount the stuipd kerb at crank course
2nd: stuipd lancer and taxi block my way
3rd: strike the stuipd kerb at crank course


symmery of today (4th): start out got this old unlce... all he say is:" yt? yes.. follow me"... i din even know my test road la... i and dun dare to ask... then start le go D.C (direct change) perfect, vertial parking (he scared me when i have signel over he ask me go alr) -4 due to nv see traffic (but i have lor zzz) then go slope, then go parallel parking -2 due to moving off in worng gear... then go crank (u all should know how much i an praying not to hit kerb) lol then go road.

kanna 6 points at ave 6 cause i to fast chnage to mid lane (y sound so dota-y) btw mid le too fast = road hogging. then my 3th time doing tat test road... the U-turn at jj house there (nyp U-turn) then hor got one fucking grey toyota corwn fucking horn me dun let me cut... FUCK the driver KNN curse go toilet run out of toliet paper, go dinner stian his cloths, Income get lost in mail ar knn! then when i kanna this i know i fail le... then use my final "power" a.k.a sympathic+poor boy attack !!! look at him with those "gimme one more chance" look,... then say "hazzz" and make it feel like your life is over... Think:


and surprsingly... i pass... LOL with 16 points!!!! SHIOK AR!!!!! tonite go celebrate ha ha still dono go where LOL

btw u all cross road now better be careful... see one merz or wish hor better siam ha ha

-river- is a driver

Office Olympics

damm sian LOL today supervoiur bu zai, so i pretty much got a slackkkking day off ha ha. so think of a list wat working class people can do when they are stuck in the office unable to get a piece of olympic action!


Athletics:
early moring 100 meter dash to catch the bus
gossip relay with workmates
treat drains as hurdles and jump across all (motivation? fall and u get a face full of shit)
try keep awake at a 5hr watch-the-clock's-second-hand-move marathon


Triathlon
while working: open 3 windows, one MS word (or office) , one msn, another internet webby (facebook, pron etc) then keep inter-changing to MS word ur superviosr walk pass, and when he goes... go poke someone
During Lunch: s8 order drink, main and appister, faster eat all three at once.


Weights
qualifying rounds: say hi to everyone in the office, act like u super friendly
quater finals: commenting on how great ur boss look when she/he is wearing pink socks with yellow slipper and a baby blue singlet paired with orange 3/4 shorts
semi finals: take those free stuff from home and give to ur boss , while saying how hard/expensive to get the prezent and is worth every cent of it.
Finals: S-E-X

in case u all haven notice is POR LAN PA a.k.a carry balls (its heavy ok?)

Synchronized Swimming
a.k.a synchronized pee-ing
or get rid of ur office's pest (those nerds fromm other schools) by having a syncohronized bitching with a friend.


Shooting
different cato:
rubber bands + paper (fold into a "V")
ruler + rubber bands
bubble tea straws + pearls
wet toilet paper
put the target on ur office pest (prefer around the balls) and fire away.

-river- suffering from post skins depression =.=

SKINS

This show (introducted by jj) is one of the best damm show E-V-E-R !!! everyone should watch it man... is like sex-and-the-city + amercian pie +loads and loads of DRAMA !!! wat i like aobut this show is that it has a balance of fun and emo parts ha ha

Skins revolves around the lives of a group of 16–19 year-old friends who live in Bristol.The series represents the everyday lives of adolescents (in bristol). and there's the cast:

*this is an introduction*: i wun spoil the show for u guys LOL

Tony

he's the leader of the gang, their standarad of handsome, super smart one, able to manulpite anyone for anytin.He is loved by many and often gets his own way. sleep with almost anyone (gals and erm hm)and he has a very nice bag tat i would want... older brother of EFFY

Michelle

she has tat like of sluty look, can sleep with anyone also,good singer, girlfirend of tony.

Sid

tyipical nerd, have a very Fuck-Up life (family,love,school) i like his tees ha ha all very unqine one, very blur, best friend of TOny but he love michelle. he quite s sad charater. super push over

Cassie




suffering with an eating disorder, Cassie is admitted a rehab clinic. She harbors a deep affection for Sid, but tat TOOT love michelle to much nv notice. (i tihnk she is the prettiest of all the female cast)

Chris

party-animal, happy go lucky, very funcky style, also another FK-up chara (cliff hangers eh?) and he gets into a relation to his psycology teacher.love gold-fishs and pills (vigara)

Jal
think-LISA simpson, play classical music, good caring friend, the mother-hen of the group.best friend of michelle

Maxxie


an openly gay character who loves to dance (really damm nice one hor), very caring friends and like every of his friends (look after them). i think he is the most handsome of the cast (singapore standarad lor)and best friend of anwar. son-of bill baily (NMTBC)

Anwar



muslim boy, din know how the FK he was in the show. LOL best fren of maxxie. a chara that should be axe from the show =X



so wat are u waiting for? gooooo see tat show ha ha

*btw if u came from JJ blog and wonder why effy not in the list... casue he not consider main chara in season one and two*

-river- going to skins party ha ha

Overdue Pics

daryl : must eat at round table then got "Jia" de feeling

BBQ

foodie food

image an asshole drawn by urs truly =)

HRM project @ sentosa

at dargon trail

reading a book

racial harmony

wasnt looking ha ha

fake bintan lol


-river-